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KYM Pony General VI: Return of the Poni

Last posted Apr 19, 2013 at 12:20AM EDT. Added Jul 01, 2012 at 04:43PM EDT
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@Dac and YOLO conversation

You keep talking about the philosophy that gets imposed on YOLO by rational people who sit down to think it through. This is entirely irrelevant. Hatred of YOLO isn’t hatred of some life philosophy, it’s the hatred of the LACK of a life philosophy.

The reason why YOLO is so fucking loathsome is because it’s a stupid acronym and that’s ALL it is. Meaning in language comes from use, a word is given meaning by the context it’s in. Most people who say YOLO aren’t expressing a well thought out belief that because life is short, risk is justified, they’re just shouting the stupid acronym that their stupid friends like to shout when they’re doing stupid shit. Of all the people who say that word, I would wager that less than half have even spent a minute thinking about what its implications are. YOLO is stupid because it pretends to be a profound justification for doing something when in reality, it’s just a series of stupid mouth sounds.

Edit: You know, I do feel I have to put a disclaimer on this. I don’t actually know the people who commonly use that term, I tend to try to avoid them. For all I know, there could exist a significant number of intelligent people who use the term as a symbol for a well thought-out belief system that they have dedicated significant time to thinking about. I really have nothing against these theoretical people, but when I hear “YOLO”, I think dope who doesn’t know what they’re saying. That’s why I dislike it.

@Windigo

Happily masturbated by Trixie. So what, did Trixie get challenged by some prostitute to see who could get me off quicker? How the fuck would that even work, clearly the one who went second would be at a significant disadvantage. Well, if Trixie’s challenger was a non-unicorn and Trixie was allowed to use magic, hmm…

Wait, why the fuck am I even thinking about this? WHY DOES THIS THREAD ALWAYS GO BACK TO SEX WITH HORSES?

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Aug 05, 2012 at 08:55PM EDT
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@fifths
Actually my point was that it’s a harmless expression used to celebrate silly youthful behavoiur and people’s hatred for it is largely in part because of its hip hop origins and how mainstream it’s become. Also, give people some credit, you really think they can’t comprehend that they won’t be young forever? Yes, people misuse it, but most of the time it’s just to celebrate youth and it’s silly ways.

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Aug 05, 2012 at 09:16PM EDT
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Gravity Falls MLP page? I’m okay with this.

@Fifths

WHY’D YOU HAVE TO BRING UP THE HORSE SEX SO EARLY? THE NEW PAGE WAS DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB OF AVOIDING THE TOPIC.

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Aug 05, 2012 at 09:18PM EDT
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MFW Kathleen Barr, Scott McNeil, Tabitha St. Germain, Ashleigh Ball, and Andrea Libman are all voices in that awful new Care Bears show.

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Aug 05, 2012 at 09:50PM EDT
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Windigo with salad wrote:

MFW Kathleen Barr, Scott McNeil, Tabitha St. Germain, Ashleigh Ball, and Andrea Libman are all voices in that awful new Care Bears show.

They usually don’t choose the roles they have. It’s all contractual.

Aug 05, 2012 at 10:10PM EDT
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Fridge Logic wrote:

They usually don’t choose the roles they have. It’s all contractual.

I know, it’s just a little surprising I guess.
(Mostly by the ratio of Pony to Non-Pony on IMDB, there’s no way that was coincidental)

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Aug 05, 2012 at 10:14PM EDT
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@Windigo with salad’s name game picture on the last page.
I got two middle names so this might be good for me or bad.
“Happily have druken sex with then abandon in bed shakles by Octavia.”
Wow…at least I get free shackles.

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Aug 05, 2012 at 10:30PM EDT
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@Windigo: Could you provide a hardlink to the birthday game? For some reason the computer refuses to accept your picture is a thing at all.
Also, it seems we have mentioned horse sex on the first post this page and it wasn’t Rule 34. That’s a new record.

Aug 05, 2012 at 10:47PM EDT
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@Fifths

WHY DOES THIS THREAD ALWAYS GO BACK TO SEX WITH HORSES?

KYM Pony General:It always comes back around to the plot.

Aug 05, 2012 at 11:11PM EDT
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@Verbose: Heh, funny thing is, that that catsuit really doesn’t make Pinkie’s flank look big.

Also, it’s like Pinkie is wearing nothing at all, nothing at all. Yeah, I had to do it.

Aug 05, 2012 at 11:37PM EDT
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Ashki wrote:

@Verbose: Heh, funny thing is, that that catsuit really doesn’t make Pinkie’s flank look big.

Also, it’s like Pinkie is wearing nothing at all, nothing at all. Yeah, I had to do it.

Wha- Pinkie? You guys are done sneaking around Canterlot. Why are you still wearing that thing?

Oh…
Well…
I guess that makes sense.
Carry on!

Aug 05, 2012 at 11:53PM EDT
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Windigo with salad wrote:

>W. D. W.

E…

M…

P…

WE WERE BOTH DRUNK!! I SWEAR!!!!!

Aug 06, 2012 at 12:03AM EDT
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@name ame

I derpily make out with Vinyl Scratch.

Seems about right, I always mess up make out sessions :/

Aug 06, 2012 at 01:18AM EDT
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So, how ’bout that Curiosity landing?

Princess Celestia has set ambitious goals of banishing a pony to Mars by 2020.

Which reminds me, I forgot to do the name game. Sensually shower with Celestia. Unfortunately, I’ve never been good at this “romantic” stuff. When I moved away from my girlfriend, she was in tears, and I was probably a lot more casual about it than I should’ve been.

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Aug 06, 2012 at 01:52AM EDT
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This calls for some irl name guessing:
Windigo: Walt Disney World
Twins: Hmm I wonder
RandomMan: Ryker Hendriks
Verbose: Something Black
Solaire: Brandon William Lederhosen
Deadparrot: Jacob Edward Aliceson
Fifths: Andrew John Robinson
disturbed: Eric Michael Perkins
BSOD: Benjamin Ashton Yarbrough
phoenix: Matthew Alexander Smith

Now excuse me while I stalk you all on Facebook.

@fridge logic
I read that as “It’s all consensual.”

Aug 06, 2012 at 02:02AM EDT
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ExudesAffluence wrote:

So, how ’bout that Curiosity landing?

Princess Celestia has set ambitious goals of banishing a pony to Mars by 2020.

Which reminds me, I forgot to do the name game. Sensually shower with Celestia. Unfortunately, I’ve never been good at this “romantic” stuff. When I moved away from my girlfriend, she was in tears, and I was probably a lot more casual about it than I should’ve been.

Aug 06, 2012 at 02:09AM EDT
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Twins the Serendipitous Serval wrote:

This calls for some irl name guessing:
Windigo: Walt Disney World
Twins: Hmm I wonder
RandomMan: Ryker Hendriks
Verbose: Something Black
Solaire: Brandon William Lederhosen
Deadparrot: Jacob Edward Aliceson
Fifths: Andrew John Robinson
disturbed: Eric Michael Perkins
BSOD: Benjamin Ashton Yarbrough
phoenix: Matthew Alexander Smith

Now excuse me while I stalk you all on Facebook.

@fridge logic
I read that as “It’s all consensual.”

One of my friends has taken to calling me “The Notorious MAS”.

I doubt I can be notorious with a name like Matthew Alexander Smith.

Aug 06, 2012 at 02:10AM EDT
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Bah, Mars. Big deal.

The sun is where it’s at.

@Exudes:

Sensually shower with Celestia, eh?

Well, if I was a faggot like Popper or Pyro, I would be angry at you, but I’m not. Isn’t that right?

@Twins:

It appears you have been stalking me.

I would care, but you’re a female, so it just boosts my self-esteem.

@The VAs being in the Care Bear thing:

Jobs is jobs, and Hasbro is Hasbro. Doesn’t bother me, considering Tara was fucking Hello Kitty.

Aug 06, 2012 at 02:16AM EDT
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@Solaire
It doesn’t upset me either, it’s more of a “I see what you did there Hasbro” thing.

Aug 06, 2012 at 02:32AM EDT
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@Twins

BSOD: Benjamin Ashton Yarbrough

Well, you got one of those right. Keep guessing.

And you are K.A.N so I’m guess that’s Katie. Alice. Northumberland

Aug 06, 2012 at 03:28AM EDT
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D.J.A.


@name guessers
I will give karma to every post you have ever posted if you can guess my last name.

Aug 06, 2012 at 09:01AM EDT
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Twins the Serendipitous Serval wrote:

This calls for some irl name guessing:
Windigo: Walt Disney World
Twins: Hmm I wonder
RandomMan: Ryker Hendriks
Verbose: Something Black
Solaire: Brandon William Lederhosen
Deadparrot: Jacob Edward Aliceson
Fifths: Andrew John Robinson
disturbed: Eric Michael Perkins
BSOD: Benjamin Ashton Yarbrough
phoenix: Matthew Alexander Smith

Now excuse me while I stalk you all on Facebook.

@fridge logic
I read that as “It’s all consensual.”

And she forgets me.

Aug 06, 2012 at 10:44AM EDT
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GUIS

HEY GUIS

GUIS HEY

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY GIVE ME YOUR KRAMAS!

I am gonna have a totally respectable get together with my friends, family and my cousins family who was born today as well. I will not party and drink because mixing alcohol with accutane is very bad for my liver and cholesterol levels. I will get some mass gainer and clothes for my birthday and then go workout before I go home to go to bed. I might play some pokemans in bed. Hell of a day right! It’s gonna be insane!
#YOLO
Haters gonna hate.

Aug 06, 2012 at 11:46AM EDT
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Twins the Serendipitous Serval wrote:

This calls for some irl name guessing:
Windigo: Walt Disney World
Twins: Hmm I wonder
RandomMan: Ryker Hendriks
Verbose: Something Black
Solaire: Brandon William Lederhosen
Deadparrot: Jacob Edward Aliceson
Fifths: Andrew John Robinson
disturbed: Eric Michael Perkins
BSOD: Benjamin Ashton Yarbrough
phoenix: Matthew Alexander Smith

Now excuse me while I stalk you all on Facebook.

@fridge logic
I read that as “It’s all consensual.”

You’re not even close. My real name is Extreme Mexican Pony. Now let’s see if I can get your names right.
Windigo: Whales Don’t Walk
Twins: Kill All Nazis
RandomMan: Rhinos Getting High
Solaire: Buckets Will Leak
DeadParrot: Jamaicans Eat Apples
Fifths: American Jazz Rock
Ric: Always Makes Disgusting Hamburgers
Blue Screen: Bees Are Yellow
Phoneix: Mistakes Aren’t Satisfying
Exudes: White Penguins Kiss
StarGazer: Dolphins Joke Around

@Dac

Happy Birthday you crazy son of a bitch

Aug 06, 2012 at 12:30PM EDT
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@ Name game

I blissfully receive an oiled full body massage from Scootaloo.

Hmm… not that bad.

Smeagol, the site admin of bricksinmotion.com, ferociously marries Octavia.
StanTheLegoMan (of bricksinmotion.com) boastfully… (hey, there’s no R in the middle name column!) …Spike.
My dad gets derpliy abandoned in bed shackles by Scootaloo.
Mitch A. Larson derpily makes out with Apple Bloom.

(I now realize how very few people I know the middle names of.)

It’s characters-I-created time!
Score (Roger Arthur Gole) viciously makes out with Rarity (Spike is jelly; very jelly).
Klutz (Kevin K. Klunkerton) gets arrogantly castrated (wut duz dat meen? I theen I go look eet up.) by Princess Celestia.
Jed (Jed Ignatius Nite) gets angrily fondled by Princess Luna.
Klutz’s dad, Carl C. Clunkerton, grudgingly beats up Derpy Hooves (NOO! NOT DERPY!!).

I looked up “castrated”. I see Klutz has the worst luck, as ususal.
He’s coincedentally very similar to Derpy Hooves, I might add (coincedentally because I created Klutz long before I became a brony).

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Aug 06, 2012 at 02:52PM EDT
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Twins the Serendipitous Serval wrote:

This calls for some irl name guessing:
Windigo: Walt Disney World
Twins: Hmm I wonder
RandomMan: Ryker Hendriks
Verbose: Something Black
Solaire: Brandon William Lederhosen
Deadparrot: Jacob Edward Aliceson
Fifths: Andrew John Robinson
disturbed: Eric Michael Perkins
BSOD: Benjamin Ashton Yarbrough
phoenix: Matthew Alexander Smith

Now excuse me while I stalk you all on Facebook.

@fridge logic
I read that as “It’s all consensual.”

Try me! I dare you, I double dare motherf…
OH WAIT!

Aug 06, 2012 at 03:05PM EDT
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@DisturbedBrony

…How were you able to determine my gender?! I thought I had done such a good job being vague about it!

Incidentally, here’s some interesting commentary by FimFlam and Petirep on RDP: Haunting Nightmare. It goes a bit into their problems with YouTube, who ironically also questions their ownership of the commentary discussing how they made the previous video.

And shoot, here’s some more animation. I thought this one turned out pretty good.

Have some ponu.

Source

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Aug 06, 2012 at 03:27PM EDT
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Bruno the Rustler wrote:

Question: is this image considered Pony-Porn?

A: That could pass for anything really.
B: Depends, Porn? To me porn would be actual Sexual activity , this is just… I guess, Softcore stuff. But still technically Porn.
C: It’s still Rule 34.

But I think I saw that in this month’s Issue of

What? Don’t judge me.

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Aug 06, 2012 at 04:05PM EDT
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buddle wrote:

@Exudes
Nice work!
Typical action star…
Always running in a straight line when two step to either side would save her…

@Bruno



Uh-huh…
Well, it’s definitely not porn, per se, but I sure wouldn’t want to be caught looking at it either.

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Aug 06, 2012 at 04:18PM EDT
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Bruno the Rustler wrote:

Question: is this image considered Pony-Porn?


i don’t know what that is nor do i want to find out

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Aug 06, 2012 at 06:24PM EDT
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looks around
Nice place.
sits down on a chair
How’s everyone doing ?

Aug 06, 2012 at 07:09PM EDT
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Engie wrote:

looks around
Nice place.
sits down on a chair
How’s everyone doing ?

I’m sorry but you must follow proper protocol if you want to start a conversation.

Aug 06, 2012 at 07:12PM EDT
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DeadParrot222 wrote:

I’m sorry but you must follow proper protocol if you want to start a conversation.

Well that made me laugh.
A lot.
puts on a hat
Yay

Aug 06, 2012 at 07:20PM EDT
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Bruno the Rustler wrote:

Question: is this image considered Pony-Porn?

Oh my fucking god why would you post that. What is wrong with you.

Aug 06, 2012 at 08:04PM EDT
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Soliare wrote:

Well, if I was a faggot like Popper or Pyro, I would be angry at you, but I’m not. Isn’t that right?

Fuck you, fuck your solar princess, and fuck your outdated armor
I don’t need this shit, I’ve got Luna:


@Engie
Long time no see.
Welcome back

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Aug 06, 2012 at 08:07PM EDT
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Why am I back here…

Well, since I’m here, whats new? Have I missed anything? If “new” means something dramatic in your life, I’m not in the mindset to hear it.

Aug 06, 2012 at 08:19PM EDT
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@Ephemerial_Amplitude


 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 
“Back?”


Related

Aug 06, 2012 at 08:31PM EDT
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Verbose wrote:

@Ephemerial_Amplitude


 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 
“Back?”


Related

Back from retirement, of course!

>Ephemerial_Amplitude
>Celestiagotcha.wmv

Someone’s been taking lessons from

,haven’t they?

Aug 06, 2012 at 08:44PM EDT
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I was on TF2 mostly. Also welcoming a friend who came back from his vacation.
Hopefully I’ll still do…whatever I did before I left.
Also he draws ponies now so. Yay.

Aug 06, 2012 at 09:03PM EDT
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Welcome back, Engie.

@Pyro:

I apologize, brethren, but you are rendered inaudible by the deafening noise produced by how impressively awe-inspiring my helmet-feather is.

@The serious hat comic:

Still jollies my jimmies. It’s an awesome comic, and fairly accurate. Luckily, my helmet-feather constitutes my helmet as being a serious hat.

@Exudes:

Have to watch out for trains mounted with guns facing in every direction besides forward, amirite?

Also, this is awesome:

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Aug 06, 2012 at 10:03PM EDT
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I don’t know what exactly I missed.
But I saw Mabel up there as a cute wittle pony so I’m good.

Aug 06, 2012 at 11:01PM EDT
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@Bruno and Nathan

Question: is this image considered Pony-Porn?

Porn for ponies? Maybe. Softcore stuff for the stallions to say the least.

Porn for humans? No. Unless inter-species anatomy is something you find arousing. Still kind of questionable though.

C: It’s still Rule 34.

Or maybe it’s just a pair of ordinary looking horse teats.


@Dac

Happy B-day. NOW EAT YOUR CAKE


@People returning

Hi there.

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Aug 06, 2012 at 11:15PM EDT
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Remind me to post here more often.
Also, welcome back people who I’ve probably never heard of before.

Aug 07, 2012 at 12:26AM EDT
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