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KYM Pony General VI: Return of the Poni

Last posted Apr 19, 2013 at 12:20AM EDT. Added Jul 01, 2012 at 04:43PM EDT
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@Badsitrep

humanized or pony? Because I’ll need to see it if it’s humanized.

You know for…art reasons.

Edit: Paget get? Alright.

Spike needs a page.

Last edited Aug 16, 2012 at 02:35PM EDT
Aug 16, 2012 at 02:16PM EDT
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@badsitrep:

You have succumbed to far down the path of the Dark side. You are lost, brother, and there is but one way to solve this.

Or, y’know, not drawing smutty stuff…

But, c’mon, fucking laser-sword fight!

Anyways:

Remember how we were discussing other sentient species being introduced in the show? What races do you think would be likely, possible, or just plain awesome?

Personally, I think rams, stags, and boars would be pretty bad-ass. We already have goats and pigs, so rams and boars aren’t far off, and deer can be seen as kinda girly sometimes, so a stag could be possible. Of course, rams, stags, and boars can gore, maul, and brutalize humans, but that’s not really relevant, now is it?

Aug 16, 2012 at 02:31PM EDT
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Deer are girly?
I’ve been kicked by a deer, let me tell you, they will kill your ass dead!

Anyway, it would be cool if they were like elvish or w/e, living in the forest in seclusion but highly developed culturally and magically.

It would also be cool to get to know more about the Zebras and the Griffons, the only other race we saw a lot about was buffalo.
We know the buffalo are a nomadic commune of gatherers but we don’t know anything about the zebra or griffons.

Aug 16, 2012 at 02:39PM EDT
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TAKASHI.0 OF EARTH

RISE

HEY KIDS! YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!!

“Time for you stop beating a dead hor-”

>Rips out Neighsayer’s heart and eats it

NOPE, TIME FOR THE RETURN OF TAKASHI’S PONY PARODIES! AND THIS ONE IS A DOOZY!

Partially inspired by a conversation on this picture, I’ve written a ponified parody of The Spell by one of my favorite bands, Derdian who tragically enough, aren’t anywhere near as popular as they deserve to be. (But you might remember them from my last pony parody, making this kinda redundant. Oh well.)

The thing I love about them is the fact that all of their songs are a part of one big, epic storyline set in a fantasy-ish environment.

I’m not gonna get into all the long details, (mainly because there’s still a bunch of stuff I haven’t figured out yet), so I’m just gonna focus on the song I linked to above.

This evil overlord guy named Trolghor has captured the heroic Golstar after he tried to lead a rebellion against him, (partly because Trolghor’s evil, and partly because he may-or-may-not have killed Golstar’s wife Loren.), and so with the help of his personal God of Evil named Mohzer, Trolghor brainwashes Golstar into going off to war against his biggest enemy (and Golstar’s buddy), King Exhentar of Astar.

What does this have to do with ponies?

Well like I mentioned in the aforementioned thread, I’m asking a question.

In my headcanon, Celestia may be a calm, unflappable and smiling monarch without a care at all because she knows how much her subjects love her.

But on the inside, she’s an emotional wreck who keeps her insecurities and sadness bottled up inside. The poor woman’s suffers from

1. Being immortal, and thus knowing that any attempts at having meaningful relationships with any of your subjects will only end in pain.

2. Being forced to spend a millennium without her beloved sister, the only one who she can truly be friends without fearing her eventual death.

3. Knowing the fact that she had to send said sister away for the greater good because said sister was overcome by jealousy and wanted to have the appreciation she deserves.

4. Having to defend her kingdom from the apocalypse on what apparently seems to be a daily friggin’ basis.

5. All the stress and legal bullshit that comes with being a monarch.

6. And God knows what other trauma.

The fact that she hasn’t snapped and become the tyrant that fans imagine her to be can only be described as a bloody miracle. This is a woman with truly Herculean amounts of self-control.

So what happens when that Self-control simply disappears?

Story is Discord comes back and works his mind-rapey magic on her. He “frees” her from that pesky self-control, and all the pain, despair and RAGE she’s built up for 1000+ years is being poured out in the form of her burning solar wrath. She’s become a mindless berserker lashing out at everything and everyone she once held dear, acting only on the desire to turn the world into a living Tartarus with endless Sunlight.

So the question is, If Celestia can’t stop herself from forcing Equestria to feel her fiery pain, who can?


Play the song read along to the lyrics below. I hope you like Symphonic Metal, because I’m about to put you under MY spell!

Discord:
Walking around your so called “friends”
That’ll only leave one day
Adding to your pain and sorrow
I say they’re not so great
All that you want is all I want
We’re freedom-yearning minds
With me, you’re gonna truly shine!

[Discord touches Celestia’s head and her colors begin to fade]

I will expose to you all my plan,
Celestia, you’re no fool
Deep down inside both of us know
You’ve never wanted to rule
You’ll have to be more merciless,
AND TO BE FULL OF RAGE!!
Stand still! You’ll become my horse of hate!

[Celestia starts to turn from her usual white and rainbowish colors to a bright, blinding combination of reds, oranges, and gold. Her mane goes from “Aurora borealis” to “Blazing inferno.” Discord inexplicably starts doing the tango with her, because he’s Discord.]

And now I want to see your fight.
Show them your power! Show your might!
From this point on you’ll be my warrior
Because, YOUR SOUL IS MIIIIIIIIINE!

I am not your enemy, this is not your end.
I’ll remove your self-control, you are under my spell!
Burn Equestria to the ground! Share with them the pain you’ve felt!
Tyrant of this realm!

[Luna, Spike, and the Mane 6 stare in horror at the growling, fiery beast Celestia’s become.]

Time after time you’ve made new friends,
Only to watch them die!
Even to your beloved Luna,
You once had to tell goodbye.
What is the point of friends I ask?
They’ll only make you cry!
With me, above them all you’ll rise!

And now I want to watch you fight!
Go kill the princess of the night!
Forever you will be my warrior!
Because, YOUR SOUL IS MIIIIIIIIINE!

[Celestia growls and starts slowly walking towards Luna.]

I am not your enemy, this is not your end.
I’ll remove your self-control, you are under my spell!
Burn Equestria to the ground! Share with them the pain you’ve felt!
Tyrant of this realm!

[Celestia stops, almost as if she’s trying to resist]

Forever
and ever
You and me, we’ll stay together!
Through the joy!
And the pain!
But always fighting, always spreading Chaos, for the win!

[Rainbow Dash breaks free of whatever Discord used to trap her and the rest, and punches Discord in the face]

Dash: Until the end of time!
Fluttershy: He will bring you to die!
Applejack: Don’t listen to his lie!
Pinkie: And come back to your life!
Rarity: Until the end of time!
Spike: He’ll try to take your mind!
Twilight: And he’ll bring you to die!
Celestia: …Until the end?

[Luna hugs her sister with tears in her eyes]

Luna: Don’t listen!
Don’t follow him!
Dear sister!
Your place is here!

[Discord gets up and swats the others away, angrily stomping toward Celestia]

Luna: Don’t listen!

[Discord tosses Luna aside like a ragdoll]

Luna: Don’t stay with him!

[Discord touches Celestia again, ensuring his total control]

Celestia: YOU ALL WILL SUFFER AS I DID!!

[Cue bigass fight scene where the heroes are eventually forced to retreat because Luna’s been badly injured.]

Discord:

I am not your enemy, this is not your end.
I’ll remove your self-control, you are under my spell!
Burn Equestria to the ground! Share with them the pain you’ve felt!
Tyrant of this realm!

I am not your enemy, this is not your end.
It’s a new beginning, that will come from all their deaths!
Burn Equestria to the ground! Share with them the pain you’ve felt!
Tyrant of this realm!

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You can probably tell this is the pony parody I’ve put the most effort into.

All questions, comments, and general “holy shit that’s awesome” remarks are greatly appreciated.

Thoughts?

Aug 16, 2012 at 02:50PM EDT
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Fifths wrote:

@Badsitrep

humanized or pony? Because I’ll need to see it if it’s humanized.

You know for…art reasons.

Edit: Paget get? Alright.

Spike needs a page.

Its…humanized.

Dashie isn’t doing anything lewd. She’s just flying. Naked.

Is it considered porn if its done tastefully? Like one of those artistic nudes (ex: Michelangelo’s “David” or the pictures of Alfred Stieglitz).

I’m not really drawing her engaged in sexual acts.

So is it R34 or is it just nsfw?

Aug 16, 2012 at 02:54PM EDT
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@badsitrep

idk man, if it isn’t sexual I don’t think it counts as r34 because r34 has to do with porn.
I guess it is just nsfw if it’s not meant to be pornographic.

Aug 16, 2012 at 02:59PM EDT
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@badsitrep
I must see this…

But really, it depends on the content and intent.
If it’s porn, it’s R34.
If it’s just a tasteful nude, it may be only NSFW.
Honestly, I don’t really care too much.
You should be free to draw what you want to draw so long as you are courteous enough to post it only where it is allowed.

@Solaire
I could easily see deer making an appearance (especially considering Lauren Faust’s unused story idea), but really, it seems like almost all hooved animals are at least semi-sentient in Equestria.
I’d like to see a real (non-mousse) moose since they must exist somewhere nearby.
If the ponies get to do some more traveling, giraffes or camels might be interesting.
There are so many potential options that I can’t pin down what I’d want to see more.

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Aug 16, 2012 at 03:34PM EDT
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badsitrep wrote:

Its…humanized.

Dashie isn’t doing anything lewd. She’s just flying. Naked.

Is it considered porn if its done tastefully? Like one of those artistic nudes (ex: Michelangelo’s “David” or the pictures of Alfred Stieglitz).

I’m not really drawing her engaged in sexual acts.

So is it R34 or is it just nsfw?

Can you draw me some Fluttershy x Rainbow Dash R34?

Pretty please.

Aug 16, 2012 at 05:13PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

Can you draw me some Fluttershy x Rainbow Dash R34?

Pretty please.

Aug 16, 2012 at 05:26PM EDT
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Return to thread. Sees transvestite discussion

Sorry if you guys are done with this, but anyways I don’t think the cross-dressing part is a big deal – it’s the potential for the rights of others to be compromised that a person wanting to be treated as the opposite sex presents that complicates things. I remember my dad telling me about a man he worked with who wore women’s clothes and tried to use the women’s bathroom once but everyone stopped him. Honestly I probably would have stopped him too – for all they knew he wasn’t really a woman trapped in a man’s body but a man perfectly comfortable in a man’s body just looking to creep around in there and hell, regardless of the man’s intention I sure as fuck wouldn’t tell all the women at my place of work that they had to deal with it just because he says he’s one of the gals on the inside.

Huh? Oh yeah, ponies.

Heh. This reminds me of how I’m currently learning how to drive. I wonder if flying tests have poorly worded, backwards ass, confusing questions with multiple choice answers that are so similar to one another you have to stop and wonder weather the speed limit in a school zone is 25mph or 20. I would have known it was 20 if 25 wasn’t there dammit, fuckers did that on purpose.

@Badsiterep

I’m okay with all of that.

@Parrot

That pinkie plushie is fucking amazing! good choice.

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Aug 16, 2012 at 05:50PM EDT

RandomMan wrote:

Can you draw me some Fluttershy x Rainbow Dash R34?

Pretty please.

Alright.

Last edited Aug 16, 2012 at 06:06PM EDT
Aug 16, 2012 at 06:04PM EDT
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badsitrep wrote:

Hey guys,

Uh, you remember what I said about Rule 34 being just a bunch of lines….

And how I defended it….

And how I may or may not have said I drew a topless Rainbow Dash….

It got worse.

Like I just drew a completely naked Rainbow Dash worse.

VAG, NIPS, CLIT AND ALL

I’m slowly becoming one of those icky nsfw artists.

Please stop me from destroying myself.

I’m scared.

You can always do what I did to quash my sexual urges.

Joined a Fundamentalist terrorist training camp.

I guess though liking ponus makes me a fail terrorist :(

Aug 16, 2012 at 06:19PM EDT
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badsitrep wrote:

Alright.

Aug 16, 2012 at 07:15PM EDT
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burning_phoneix wrote:

You can always do what I did to quash my sexual urges.

Joined a Fundamentalist terrorist training camp.

I guess though liking ponus makes me a fail terrorist :(

Tried that.

There are no Fundamentalist Jewish Terrorists (said its too expensive to buy a car just so you could load it with even more expensive explosives and blow it up), and the only Catholic terror group I could think of (ie: the IRA) gave me a big, fat no.

And last time I checked, ponies are not religion and the Lunar Army isn’t hiring.

Aug 16, 2012 at 07:21PM EDT
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badsitrep wrote:

Hey guys,

Uh, you remember what I said about Rule 34 being just a bunch of lines….

And how I defended it….

And how I may or may not have said I drew a topless Rainbow Dash….

It got worse.

Like I just drew a completely naked Rainbow Dash worse.

VAG, NIPS, CLIT AND ALL

I’m slowly becoming one of those icky nsfw artists.

Please stop me from destroying myself.

I’m scared.

Being an artist on the internet seems to be like a high school girl, you can know how to use compensation, color theory, perspective, lighting and space. Once those Boobies show up your the Whore of class and guys will think they can make her draw anything because she likes it. either way as long as it has good fundamentals doesn’t really matter what you draw, at least Is it anatomically correct?

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Aug 16, 2012 at 07:49PM EDT
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“…the Mentally Advanced Series might get claimed to the site when we start it up again, which should still occur in the near future if SpottableBus pulls through. I went to the store to get a copy of Sony Vegas with her recently but didn’t find exactly what we were looking for. Progress is being made! Just not enough progress. Honestly, consider it still up in the air, but with a reasonable probability for success.”

Good news! SpottableBus is the one female voice actor they have, the one who voiced Snips and Snails in German and Norwegian, for those unfamiliar.

Aug 16, 2012 at 09:26PM EDT

Something I’ve been wondering.

What the fuck is Zecora doing living in a dangerous forest away from civilization in a foreign country hundreds of miles away from her land of birth? Ok, I get that we shouldn’t assume that someone is an evil enchantress just because they’re a zebra, but doesn’t that origin story sound like a pretty solid background for someone up to no good?

Sounds to me like Zecora needed a quiet place to conduct her dangerous experimentation in the art of alchemy, and a nice secluded forest full of ingrediants and far away from the interfering zebra council was just perfect. The only ones that Zecora has to worry about are some backwater pony rubes, and whipping up the occasional cure to fix broken teeth or cutie pox is all that’s needed to keep them off her back.

@Solaire below

and she couldn’t just do that in a forest closer to her native home because…?

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Aug 16, 2012 at 11:03PM EDT
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@Fifths:

Right, because all hermits are insane warlocks that want to overthrow their country.

I’m sure that the Everfree Forest, being totally self-sustaining, would be a wonderful place for a zebra to live by themselves. They don’t need anybody to maintain weather, vegetation, or animals, they just need to look out for themselves. It also likely has a lot of herbs, being a forest and apparently a large on at that. There’s also the fact that it is fairly secluded, so she doesn’t have to deal with anybody very often.

Aug 16, 2012 at 11:09PM EDT
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@Fifths

Well Zecora is a herbalist right? I’m guessing she wants to near a resourceful location. I hear that Everfree forest has all kinds of good potion ingredients.

She probably has her way of dealing with the dangers. Maybe she can throw potions of harming like you can in Minecraft

Aug 16, 2012 at 11:27PM EDT
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Seth’s obsession over Trixie is starting to get a little annoying.

Like 2/3 of all his headers talk about her,and he pretty much embeds any song or piece of art that features her.

She is the worst pony, no joke, why would anyone be obsessing over her for more than a year now after seeing her in one episode where everyone, even the characters in the show, hated her?

Some people root for the villains, but c’mon, she isn’t even villain status, she just sucks.

Inb4 she is in season 2 and has a really sad origin story and/or becomes a good guy.
Only then would I be okay with Seth posting about her all the damn time.

Aug 17, 2012 at 12:02AM EDT
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@Fifths
Zecora is actually a graduate student in a Poetry Masters course at Zebra University.
She came to Equestria as part of a ‘study abroad’ course and has made a personal challenge to herself to speak entirely in rhyme while she’s there.
Being a college student, she has no money (crappy housing) and ‘knows her way around an herb or two’ if you know what I mean…

@Viking
I don’t know what Seth’s deal is, but I like Trixie just because she’s genuinely entertaining to me.
She’s a jerk, but she’s a jerk with flair.
She’s far from my favorite or anything, but I would be happy to see her return (which has been all but confirmed to be happening), though not as a good guy.
That would totally ruin her whole persona.


This is awesome!
Does anybody even remember this game?
I used to play it so damn much back on the SNES but I don’t think I ever got past the fourth level.
Damn chainsaw guys…

Aug 17, 2012 at 12:09AM EDT
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@Fifths:

You’re right! And why does she need to dress like Darth Sidious everytime she visits Ponyville?

@Vikingbolt:

Well, here’s the reason Seth features Trixie all the time:

Trixie is behind EQD!

Aug 17, 2012 at 12:10AM EDT
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It’s gonna be hard to be inb4 s2, considering it’s already over.

Aug 17, 2012 at 12:16AM EDT
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Twilitlord wrote:

It’s gonna be hard to be inb4 s2, considering it’s already over.

Gah… I just got out of the Legend of Korra thread where everyone is talking about season 2 there.

Also I’m not very smart normally and especially not when I’m carrying on conversations in two different threads.

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Aug 17, 2012 at 12:18AM EDT
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Vikingbolt wrote:

Gah… I just got out of the Legend of Korra thread where everyone is talking about season 2 there.

Also I’m not very smart normally and especially not when I’m carrying on conversations in two different threads.

You’re fine. We all knew what you meant anyways.

Aug 17, 2012 at 12:23AM EDT
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@Fifths

I believe it is because Zecora is secretly a pothead. As Zebrica has outlawed use of recreational drugs, she sought asylum in Equestria.
Her house is remote because she doesn’t want anyone smelling her bongsmoke and ratting her out.

The rhyming is also due to the pot. If the Beatles, Confucius and Sigmund Freud were druggies and came up with some extremely smart and creative things, I think a reefer zebra could figure out how to rhyme all the time.

Aug 17, 2012 at 12:36AM EDT
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Vikingbolt wrote:

Seth’s obsession over Trixie is starting to get a little annoying.

Like 2/3 of all his headers talk about her,and he pretty much embeds any song or piece of art that features her.

She is the worst pony, no joke, why would anyone be obsessing over her for more than a year now after seeing her in one episode where everyone, even the characters in the show, hated her?

Some people root for the villains, but c’mon, she isn’t even villain status, she just sucks.

Inb4 she is in season 2 and has a really sad origin story and/or becomes a good guy.
Only then would I be okay with Seth posting about her all the damn time.

Aug 17, 2012 at 12:52AM EDT

@Fifths
I don’t know why Zecora lives alone in the woods and I like it that way. It makes her character seem more mysterious.

@Vikingbolt
I don’t get why so many people like Trixie either.

What does Speed Racer have anything to do with MLP anyway?

@DeadParrot
Oh my God. Yes! I used to play that game too. It was so much fun. I still have my SNES but not that game. I should buy it and play it again. What’s funny is that the main character reminds me of Johnny Bravo.

EDIT:
Oh shit, I should keep this post pony related

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Aug 17, 2012 at 01:02AM EDT
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@Trixie:

dives for happy pills

That was a close one, I almost started ranting about how Trixie is worst pony and I don’t get where her fans come from.

To be honest, I’m pretty sure Seth was joking when he said Trixie was best pony, because he’s since said several times he likes Twilight the most. But people blew it out of proportion and took it seriously, so it became a running joke that made the Trixie fandom skyrocket. Same deal as Derpy liking muffins based off somebody noticing she said it in a crowd, so on and so forth.

Personally, I though it was kinda stupid having her return in season 3. She has absolutely no motivation whatsoever to return. To give you an idea, the Flim Flam brothers have a better reason to return to Ponyville than Trixie does. It’s so far out of her character to ask for forgiveness that it’d be butchering her to have that happen, and having her come back for revenge is a bit far out, too, and ridiculous in its own sense. I think it was really just Studio B trying to appease the fans who wanted her to return, even though those fans never really though about why she would do that.

Aug 17, 2012 at 01:16AM EDT
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Fausticorn’s New MP3 Player

“…Mommy I need a battery recharge.”
“Alright, give me a second”
Levitates juice pack over
“Tank yoo.”


Me=dead.

Aug 17, 2012 at 02:30AM EDT
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Well, everybody, looks like it’s my turn to go on vacation now.
I’m going to be gone from now until sometime on Monday so shall see everyone again once I return!
Keep up the pony in my stead, everybody!
I’m out!

Have a great song and video to see me off:

(New favorite song!)

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Aug 17, 2012 at 03:38AM EDT
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Fifths wrote:

Something I’ve been wondering.

What the fuck is Zecora doing living in a dangerous forest away from civilization in a foreign country hundreds of miles away from her land of birth? Ok, I get that we shouldn’t assume that someone is an evil enchantress just because they’re a zebra, but doesn’t that origin story sound like a pretty solid background for someone up to no good?

Sounds to me like Zecora needed a quiet place to conduct her dangerous experimentation in the art of alchemy, and a nice secluded forest full of ingrediants and far away from the interfering zebra council was just perfect. The only ones that Zecora has to worry about are some backwater pony rubes, and whipping up the occasional cure to fix broken teeth or cutie pox is all that’s needed to keep them off her back.

@Solaire below

and she couldn’t just do that in a forest closer to her native home because…?

To be honest, the Everfree forest is only dangerous because the ponies think its dangerous.

It’s really not much scarier than any of our own forest here on Earth. My guess is that Zebras don’t control the weather or plants and animals like the Ponies do and Zecora thought the Everfree was just a normal place to put up shop since it had so much herbs nearby.

Aug 17, 2012 at 04:02AM EDT
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@Deadparrot, Disturbed

Are we nostalgiaing out over Zombies ate my Neighbors? Who remembers this theme?

God, I hated that fucking level. Those goddamn chainsaw motherfuckers were terrifying.

Aug 17, 2012 at 05:32AM EDT
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Vikingbolt said:

Seth’s obsession over Trixie is starting to get a little annoying.
Like 2/3 of all his headers talk about her,and he pretty much embeds any song or piece of art that features her.

Not his fault she’s awesome.

She is the worst pony, no joke, why would anyone be obsessing over her for more than a year now after seeing her in one episode where everyone, even the characters in the show, hated her?

Because she has

The fuck is wrong wit’chu? Fuckin’ pervert.

(spoilered due to saucy)

Some people root for the villains, but c’mon, she isn’t even villain status, she just sucks.

Trixie? Suck? Clearly sir, you are mistaken.
I’m sorry to say this but… ah hell, I’m not sorry to say this. Everypony sucks except Trixie. You can’t argue with Trixie’s

(Spoilered because 5MB gif. Might kill old computers.)

Explosive Lasers said:

Trixie is worst pony and I don’t get where her fans come from.

Do I really need to reiterate?

Are you REALLY going to fall for this shit twice?

Fine. Whatever. You’re still dumb and perverse.

At least you have good taste. That is one choice ass right there.

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Aug 17, 2012 at 05:46AM EDT
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Vikingbolt wrote:

Seth’s obsession over Trixie is starting to get a little annoying.

Like 2/3 of all his headers talk about her,and he pretty much embeds any song or piece of art that features her.

She is the worst pony, no joke, why would anyone be obsessing over her for more than a year now after seeing her in one episode where everyone, even the characters in the show, hated her?

Some people root for the villains, but c’mon, she isn’t even villain status, she just sucks.

Inb4 she is in season 2 and has a really sad origin story and/or becomes a good guy.
Only then would I be okay with Seth posting about her all the damn time.

He’s giving her more attention than the main six, it’s really annoying at times. Trixie is already my least favorite character, so my opinion on this is most likely a bit biased, but Seth’s constant forcing of her really just kills her.

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Aug 17, 2012 at 08:15AM EDT
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i may need this down the road for when they make a battleship 2
oh and one of my friends said Ironscale Shyvana looks like lauren faust

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Aug 17, 2012 at 09:18AM EDT
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I tried reading through a lot of these posts

Oh gosh, why


before anything else

@batsitrep

I couldn’t imagine you actually drawing that pic, but that doesn’t mean you’re not cool. But if you’re concerned, then I’d go with what Solaire suggested and just have a lightsaber duel…

with me!
muhahahaha


anyway

Still not sure if I should come back into Pony General fully again, or to resume my exile

Aug 17, 2012 at 09:55AM EDT
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@Popperfett

I took spent a semester studying art history through Pre-History to the Gothic Period.

It included the Classical Greek Period.

AND

IT

HAD

ALOT

OF

NAKED PEOPLE

That and after seeing a badass sculpture of Hercules, I kind of realized nude art isn’t that bad and can be nonsexual.

That I studied Greek and Roman myth (and all of its phallic symbology) and took Latin for 5 years (I once translated a poem that was solely dedicated to the poet using a bird as a metaphor for his d*ck).

Aug 17, 2012 at 11:10AM EDT
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@Batsitrep

I lived in Europe for three years and went around to all those places, observing art and places such as France and Italy, and also a frequent traveler to Amsterdam.

I’VE

SEEN

MORE

I’ve also studied Greek and Roman myth and know just what you mean. Eventually, I’ll take Latin.

So, don’t worry bro, I’m not concerned or judgmental in any respect. Just a small surprise, but nothing bad at all. Don’t let anyone say there’s anything wrong with you. I was just joking around.


So, stay or go?

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Aug 17, 2012 at 11:28AM EDT
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@badsitrep: Oh…
…huh. Well… Idunno, better to err on the side of caution.

@Takashi: …uh…
…damn.

@Parrot shipping: It’s funny that I had to look at that a day after I already did to get that.
I’m dumb.

@badsitrep shipping: hawt

@Fifths: Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned racism is the answer to anything that’s not a pony.
Solaire still has a good point. Another alternative; she doesn’t exactly like the whole “scheduled weather” thing and instead decides to live in a place where the weather’s still self-sustaining. Alternatively, she wants a challenge.

@Viking: She’s a flashy jerk. Even if she is a jerk, flashiness. And I think the “Seth obsessed with Trixie” thing is mostly played for laughs anyway.
Then again, take my word with a grain of salt, I only use EqD for the episodes now.

@Zecora gets high: IT IS 4/20, I MUST NOT DELAY
SMUK WAD, ERRYDAY

@disturbed: Johnny, at least perfect the art of human romance before you try interspecies. You’ll be doing the Mass Effect galaxy, and Equestia, and us all, but mostly Equestria, a prety big favor.

@Milennial: inb4 fillyOctavia is a robot

@Parrotavcation: Scootaloo learned faster-than-light-travel…
…well shit.

@Popper: Get in here for christ’s sake.

@Iamslow’s earlier post:

Twilight never asked for this.

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Aug 17, 2012 at 11:40AM EDT
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PopperFett the Mandalore wrote:

@Batsitrep

I lived in Europe for three years and went around to all those places, observing art and places such as France and Italy, and also a frequent traveler to Amsterdam.

I’VE

SEEN

MORE

I’ve also studied Greek and Roman myth and know just what you mean. Eventually, I’ll take Latin.

So, don’t worry bro, I’m not concerned or judgmental in any respect. Just a small surprise, but nothing bad at all. Don’t let anyone say there’s anything wrong with you. I was just joking around.


So, stay or go?

Stay, so that if you screw up on your Latin homework, I can yell at you.

Also have you heard of Priapus?

Aug 17, 2012 at 11:47AM EDT
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Someone actually made one.

Aug 17, 2012 at 11:47AM EDT
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@badsitrep

Yeah, I have. Phallic figure in mythology. I’m perfectly aware.

I’ve also been hired to take this thing down:

It’s going to get messy.


With Lunar Dawn finished, and co-writing Red Light City with Joe Amethyst, I’ve been thinking of doing a “Bad Teacher”-style fic starring Cheerliee
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RandomMan wrote:

Someone actually made one.

Tell me when they make one of these.

@Badsitrep, PopperFett

Oh shit, we got some classy motherfuckers up in here.

Hey Badsitrep, take the other half of that art history class where they teach you about the renaissance to the modern period. That stuff is more interesting and relevant to today’s culture. Also, more naked people, you can never have enough naked people.

Aug 17, 2012 at 01:01PM EDT
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Popperfett wrote:

So, stay or go?

If you stay I will spam Chrysalis images for you.

Aug 17, 2012 at 01:02PM EDT
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Skeletor-sm

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