Ok, many apologies for double posting, but I have to share this really insane dream-within-several-other-dreams I had last night.
I was watching Mary Poppins one afternoon, when for some reason, the movie was interrupted by a PSA about being careful when riding skateboards and bikes, being told by Poppins and the two kids. (The boy forgot his helmet while skateboarding and got a cut on his head. (There were skateboards in the 1910s?)) Then an announcer said that I was watching a special cut of the movie that wasn’t used in the original product. (Never mind that I had watched this same VHS several times before and nothing of the sort was on there.)
Anyway, after the PSA it went straight to the “Step In Time” musical number, but only went through one verse before shifting to a scene involving the guys on top of the Bank’s house who fire the cannons. Instead of firing fireworks at the dancing chimney-sweeps however, they were moved so much by the number that they felt their lives were complete and decided to commit suicide. The first guy jumped, but survived. (And yelled that he needed medical attention.) The other guy went and got his wife and they jumped off together. But the ground disappeared and turned into outer space, and they fell forever. “Hey, what happened? Where’d they go?” I wondered out loud. “Space. The final frontier…” was the answer given to me.
Before I know it, I’m in a frckn Star Trek episode and I’m on the Enterprise with Kirk, Spock and others. Mary Poppins and the kids were still there as well for some reason. We’re en route to an undisclosed planet when we get word that there are Klingons on the ship and they’re armed and dangerous. I ran away with Mary Poppins, the little boy, and some other guy as the Klingons invaded the flight deck and shot people with odd weapons, turning them into giant animals. We escaped to a break room and found two black and white kittens tapping away at computers and Chekov, now a giant chameleon, crawled around on another computer. We got discovered by a Klingon and escaped from manage to trick him into falling into the spaceship’s mayonnaise supply, as mayo is apparently Klingons’ weakness. (We left the boy in the break room for some reason.)
We start following a mayonnaise river back to the flight deck, only to get ambushed by even more Klingons. I managed to come up with a plan, and somehow wound up with one of the Klingon’s weapons. I turned Mary Poppins and myself into very brainy Funny Animals (an iguana and a dinosaur like Ducky from Land Before Time respectively) and turned the third wheel in the group into a dust devil, making it impossible to see us to shoot us. Using junk around the room, we built a machine that wound up coating the entire Enterprise in mayonnaise, taking out any and all Klingons on the ship, while simultaneously restoring everyone’s humanity in the process. Mary, the other guy, and I are congratulated by Kirk and Spock, and they let me pilot the Enterprise to their destination.
Then begins the dreams-within-a-dreams. I woke up right after that, and started heading downstairs to eat breakfast, only to suddenly wake up in bed again, this time, starting to take a shower before waking up again. This time, I went downstairs to find several friends having come for a visit, and they’re trying to see how many of them can find into a hammock. I joined them, and then for some reason we all turned into the Koopalings from Super Mario, (I was Ludwig Von Koopa) and we were trying to see how many of us could stay on a tight rope the longest. Wendy O. was the first to fall off, and cut the rope out of frustration, and we all fell to the ground. I then got on my computer, and saw all sorts of news. 3DS’s were apparently now only thirty dollars, and a new mechanic in the Pokemon games could get you unusal Pokemon, such as a white Zekrom, Lugia with purple wings, etc. I woke up again and started eating breackfast only to waker up again. Thisd time for real.