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http://www.flashrelax.com/play-Winnie-The-Pooh-s-Home-Run-Derby.html
I CAN’T EVEN

You do realize what you unleashed upon us, right?

The original Japanese link if you’re curious.

Have you even tried playing it?

Now I challenge you to complete it.

I dunno, I got to rabbit without too much difficulty. Does it show a monster face or redirect to lemon party at the end or something? Because I don’t see what’s so special about this.

The challenge is beating the entire game. Based on the stories, whereas Owl and Tigger are already fucking demons, Christopher Robin is where it gets just impossible. His throws make the MLB look like little shits.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU JUST POSTED?

After playing this, I wanted to practice murder.

misses
Oh bother…
misses
Oh bother…
misses

I got to Owl. No way, dude. NO WAY.

It’s like Christopher Robin is pitching for the San Francisco Giants and we’re playing for the Houston Astros.

>mfw I land 18/19 homeruns

>TFW can’t beat second level

Here’s the English version:

http://www.gamesloon.com/free-sports-12/baseball-games-16/winnie-the-pooh-home-run-derby-54790.html

You’ll see that you can spend your points on upgrading your stats. I recommend spending on “Control”. This makes the game MUCH easier but still challenging.

The game is hard but it’s no spongebob’s boat-o-cross

I’m up to Tigger and his invisible balls are driving me to insanity. Also, I get way too many right-on-the-edge Foul Balls. Makes me mad.

Figuratively this.

Now I’m on the Rabbit level.

Shit. No wonder why Asians made this for kids.
They’re ninjas like that.

And ninjas are awesome.

Edit: Well, I just passed the Rabbit level. Now to have my ass handed to me by Owl.

Edit 2: I was right. I did get it handed to me, but 12/19 ain’t that bad for a first try.

Edit 3: Second try against Owl. 15/19. Not bad.

Edit 4: Third try. 15/19. Fucking Owls, how do you work?

Edit 5: Fourth try. 13/19. Fifth try. 20/19. Finally up to Tigger.

Got 25/28 on my second try with Tigger.
The first one was terrible, so I don’t think you really need to know that one.

EDIT: I rage quit. It’s too fucking annoying. Not hard. Annoying.

That elephant makes me angry! THE BALL LANDED TO THE RIGHT OF THE RIVER. NOT A FOUL. oh, the ball went over the river for less then a second.

You kidding? This game makes Spongebob Boat-O-Cross look like child’s play.

GAWD-DAMNIT! This game is going to be the end of me…

The fucking wavy balls from Lv. 4 pissed me off enough. Come on now, that’s cartoon stuff, I think that was actually in Bugs Bunny.

Not really. At least in this game you can get to the final eldritch horror boss, Christopher Robin with a bit of effort.

Boat-o-Cross is DESIGNED to make you lose. This game is beatable but you kiddies are weak, you can’t remember the days of Contra…..those…those were the hard games. They forced us to buy strategy guides just so we can figure out that you need to equip a crystal ball and kneel next to a dead end for three seconds till a Tornado took you to the next part of the game (I am not shitting you, you need to do that in Simon’s Quest)

I think this game is eating me from the inside out with a pinch of hot sauce. Winnie the Pooh is a true baseball hero and therefore I shall reward him with a drawing:

I wanna kill that fucking owl!

Foul balls and short hits every single damn time because that spinning action always send the ball at weird angles.

Screw this, I’m off to punch kittens

When you lose to CR, you don’t get that cute little “Try Again!” screen. Oh no, when you lose to CR, you lose your SOUL!

This is what every pitch feels like.

I’ve been up against Christopher for an hour. I’m going to bed but I’m NEVER going to close the tab until he is put to an end. Never.

I couldn’t sleep, I drank too much soda to sleep. But I did it. I. FUCKING. DID. IT!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!

THERE IS A GOD
CHRISTOPHER ROBIN HOLDS NO POWER HERE ANYMORE

@Uber

10/15 with 10 balls left on rabbit
I got this.

14/15, 0 balls left
my bLOOD PRESSURE!

I’ve beaten Boat-O-Cross once before, speak for yourself plz.

There’s no need to argue when you can have both at once!

Enjoy.

If the AVGN were to start reviewing bad flash games…

“Winnie the Pooh? More like Winnie the Shit!”

The game should be unbeatable. It literally is like playing God, because CR is actually God to all the other characters (since they are in his mind), but I guess he has to let you win sometimes for it to be at least a little interesting.

Haven’t played yet, will then.

Owl is actually really easy once you recognize the “trick” to hitting his throws.

Sure, they wiggle around like crazy but fundamentally, they move in straight line!

Draw a straight line right through the middle of furthest extents his throw “wobbles”. The ball will cross your plate at THAT middle point. Simply align yourself with it and hit them out of the park.

This game…it’s…oh god that happy little song’s gonna echo in my nightmares.

I guess I haven’t seriously lost my temper in years, but to put it mildly, it was all I could do not to put my fist through my desktop’s screen while playing this game.

However, after reading through this thread, my face now hurts and tears are streaking down my face due to how hard I was laughing.

Ima put my emotions in the form of Hitler in this video.

Dear Pyro, where’s Scout? We need HIM!