I can't believe it, it actually happened. Chuck Norris has shaved his beard.
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The unshaveable has been shaved
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Mar 24, 2013 at 12:42PM EDT.
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Looks like his shave…
Was a clean cut.
Papa Coolface
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My god, he looks like… Tim Allen. I… I seriously can't even right now.
^ Nah, he looks more like Grumpy Grandpa to me.
He does look mad that his beard is gone, though…
This isn't a close shave at all.
🅱ank 🅱ill
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He didn't shave
he retracted his beard into his skin like Wolverine claws
also he still has the ability to divide by 0
Fake.
I can tell because there is a chin there. There should be another fist.
norsehorse89
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I mustac- nah, f#$k it.
Ernest Is dead
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Back in the late 70s there was this movie i think it was called "breaker breaker"
But chuck had no beard no stache, i think there was one other movie too but he doesn't look good without a beard. Him and Conan don't look good without beards.
norsehorse89 wrote:
I mustac- nah, f#$k it.
Fuck it. You mean to say, fuck it. I don't know what "f#$k it" means, but fuck it is a good phrase to use in its place.
Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender
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Cale wrote:
Fuck it. You mean to say, fuck it. I don't know what "f#$k it" means, but fuck it is a good phrase to use in its place.
I think he was implying that whilst fucking, he would pound cash. Sounds good to me.
Fridge
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When I saw that picture I thought it was Tim Allen.
Anyway I'm taking bets on how soon Texas Ranger starts pushing daisies. Anyone interested?
Cale wrote:
Fuck it. You mean to say, fuck it. I don't know what "f#$k it" means, but fuck it is a good phrase to use in its place.
If you don't know what “f#$k it” means, how do you know what would work well in its place?
Goodness gracious, he looks like a gym teacher. Who is also a woman.
I guess that this means that there is no fist under his beard after all.
WHERE IS THAT FIST!?
you said there was another fist under that beard.
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!
Lich
Banned
Off topic: But, I can see his nipples through his shirt.
So… since he cut his beard, does he lose his powers?
He doesn't shave. He just stares at the beard in a mirror until the hair retreats into his face.
Guys, guys, don't you understand? As is known, there is a fist under Chuck Norris' beard…but he doesn't have a beard now, so that fist is in limbo until the beard returns.
When I was a kid, Chuck Norris was in many, many movies clean-shaven, or at least with only a mustache:
The Way of the Dragon, 1972 (with Bruce Lee, without facial hair)
Good Guys Wear Black, 1978
The Octagon, 1980 (I remember seeing this one in theaters when it came out!)
Lone K. (Echoid) wrote:
Looks like his shave…
Was a clean cut.
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