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The unshaveable has been shaved

Last posted Mar 24, 2013 at 12:42PM EDT. Added Mar 20, 2013 at 12:14AM EDT
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My god, he looks like… Tim Allen. I… I seriously can’t even right now.

Mar 20, 2013 at 01:40AM EDT
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^ Nah, he looks more like Grumpy Grandpa to me.

He does look mad that his beard is gone, though…

Mar 20, 2013 at 01:46AM EDT
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He didn’t shave

he retracted his beard into his skin like Wolverine claws

also he still has the ability to divide by 0

Last edited Mar 20, 2013 at 02:27AM EDT
Mar 20, 2013 at 02:23AM EDT
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Fake.
I can tell because there is a chin there. There should be another fist.

Mar 20, 2013 at 02:28AM EDT
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Back in the late 70s there was this movie i think it was called “breaker breaker”
But chuck had no beard no stache, i think there was one other movie too but he doesn’t look good without a beard. Him and Conan don’t look good without beards.

Mar 20, 2013 at 11:26AM EDT

norsehorse89 wrote:

I mustac- nah, f#$k it.

Fuck it. You mean to say, fuck it. I don’t know what “f#$k it” means, but fuck it is a good phrase to use in its place.

Mar 20, 2013 at 11:55AM EDT
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Cale wrote:

Fuck it. You mean to say, fuck it. I don’t know what “f#$k it” means, but fuck it is a good phrase to use in its place.

I think he was implying that whilst fucking, he would pound cash. Sounds good to me.

Mar 20, 2013 at 03:14PM EDT

When I saw that picture I thought it was Tim Allen.

Anyway I’m taking bets on how soon Texas Ranger starts pushing daisies. Anyone interested?

Last edited Mar 20, 2013 at 04:20PM EDT
Mar 20, 2013 at 04:18PM EDT
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Cale wrote:

Fuck it. You mean to say, fuck it. I don’t know what “f#$k it” means, but fuck it is a good phrase to use in its place.

If you don’t know what “f#$k it” means, how do you know what would work well in its place?

Mar 20, 2013 at 06:26PM EDT
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Goodness gracious, he looks like a gym teacher. Who is also a woman.

I guess that this means that there is no fist under his beard after all.

Last edited Mar 20, 2013 at 07:19PM EDT
Mar 20, 2013 at 07:17PM EDT
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WHERE IS THAT FIST!?
you said there was another fist under that beard.
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!

Mar 20, 2013 at 09:09PM EDT
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Off topic: But, I can see his nipples through his shirt.

Mar 21, 2013 at 06:02AM EDT
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So… since he cut his beard, does he lose his powers?

Mar 21, 2013 at 07:59AM EDT
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He doesn’t shave. He just stares at the beard in a mirror until the hair retreats into his face.

Mar 21, 2013 at 02:35PM EDT
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Guys, guys, don’t you understand? As is known, there is a fist under Chuck Norris’ beard…but he doesn’t have a beard now, so that fist is in limbo until the beard returns.

When I was a kid, Chuck Norris was in many, many movies clean-shaven, or at least with only a mustache:
The Way of the Dragon, 1972 (with Bruce Lee, without facial hair)
Good Guys Wear Black, 1978
The Octagon, 1980 (I remember seeing this one in theaters when it came out!)

Mar 22, 2013 at 05:39AM EDT
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Lone K.K. Slider wrote:

Looks like his shave…

Was a clean cut.

CARLOS!

Mar 24, 2013 at 12:42PM EDT
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