Wait…..there’s a NEW Zealand? What happened to the old one?
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I think Blue Screen was BORN in America but moved to Knuuzy Land afterwards
Correct. I’m an immigrant. Stunt is the only true blooded Kiwi.
I had a dream that everyone in Pony General was pregnant except for me.
You are the father.
For accuracy, that should read “I love f**cking sheep up with powered butchery equipment and export the giblets to France to boost the national economy”. But I guess that’s too many words.
Seriously, thats only thing I’ve ever really done with sheep aside from eat them.
Besides, sheep aren’t pastel colored. 0/10 would not bang
You think some of Pony General’s OCs could show up throughout the blog? Maybe Blue tries to hack into the secret government files, for instance.
Its up to them. But Blue can’t be randomly thrown into the storyline. His character and backstory is specific enough that any intro of Blue would need a bit of a follow up and some context.
And furthermore it has to fit in the context of the theme and setting that Fifths and Deadparrot are trying to convey.
Blue is a physical embodiment of a Windows software error. He can’t exist in a universe that doesn’t have information technology. He fit inside Markhaox’s fic because ponies had smartphones and computers in it and Microsoft actually had a branch in Canterlot. Guard Duty would need to show something similar to that first. But if theres no computers in Guard Duty, then it wont work.
He can appear as a simple background character with no relevance to the existing plot.
Blue Screen in WWE ’13, I billed him as being from Auckland?
it’s now my headcanon that BSoD’s best friend is a hobbit…..Get it? Because…..New Zealand is where they shot the Lord of the Rings and Hobbit movies……get it?
I AM a hobbit.
Also, isn’t it Welsh people who are stereotyped as sheep-fuckers? Not that I’m particularly bothered, to be honest, I find it highly dubious no matter who it’s applied to, like most stereotypes if I’m honest.
Over in the UK, it’s the Welsh and the Scots and the English and the Irish…in fact everybody over there is pointing fingers at each other and playing a game of stereotype hot-potato
But that’s just for the northern hemisphere and the southern hemisphere doesn’t care who shags the sheep in that part of the world.
In the southern hemisphere it’s NZ and Australia that has the reputation. Especially NZ cuz “lots of sheep over there huehuehue”. Most Kiwi’s just own the stereotype and laugh with it nowadays. Pretty sure nobody actually shags sheep. Those things are absolutely disgusting and it’s potentially dangerous too.
The statistics that NZ has more sheep than people is outdated. We’ve had more ladies than sheep since the 90’s. And of course all stereotypes are factually bullshit