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KYM Pony General VII: Live Free or Twi Hard

Last posted Jul 06, 2014 at 04:08PM EDT. Added Apr 19, 2013 at 12:22AM EDT
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Now like the Dragon Balls once summoned Muumi is free to sleep for another year.

EDIT: Holy shit this is a page get. Here have some poni.


Yeah yeah, I know it’s not my usual Rainbow Dash image spam, big whoop wanna fight about it?

Last edited May 19, 2013 at 06:13PM EDT
May 19, 2013 at 06:10PM EDT
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@Muumi: It has been a while since I don’t see most of those guys. Good times, good times…

Hey, Crimson Locks is drawing OCs now? Well, that’s cool. Can’t wait to see all y’all as ponies (eh)

EDIT:
@Kewln00b: Are we going to make this Rarity general again? The answer is YES!

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May 19, 2013 at 06:20PM EDT
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We’re still talking about OC’s? My goodness.

In non-OC news, I’m finally getting the comic either tomorrow or Tuesday, along with the Cadance book, and sea ponies. Let the headcanon welding begin…

May 19, 2013 at 07:10PM EDT
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Derp Banned wrote:


Other than that it looks great. Nice job

Does it count as a trap if you’re indifferent to being caught?

May 19, 2013 at 10:05PM EDT
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Whoa, so much posted in so little time…

@Rinsan

Weird how this guy’s articles never mentions adult women fans or the huge skepticism around the movie, but then again he’d probably consider that to boring for his article. :P

Cracked.com loves being antagonistic about Bronies. They have done several articles on us already with most amount to:“ZOMG CHECK OUT THESE WIERD FURRY FETISH FREAKS LOL”.

I like to think Cracked just admires our epic shitstorms so much that they want to start one on their own site. Though they’ve never succeeded.

On the other hand, I find it funny seeing how other people perceive our fandoms shitstorms from the outside. It find it hilarious how that they think we are all excited to watch EqG

Also this line:

“In Equestria Girls, all of the ponies are transported to another universe where they transform into teenage girls to face the trials of high school life, because without question that’s what every fan of a magical universe of talking ponies wanted this movie to be.”

Gold


@Fifths

Any bronies in my theatrical vicinity should contact me so we can make plans for the orgy. I’ll bring the anal beads.

Sounds great. If you carry the anal beads then I’ll get the fleshlights


@Muumi

It took me quite a while to dig this up from my gallery, but it was still there.
So here you go. The old KYM PG Family Photo. See how many of the people are still here with us.

Thank you o’ ancient lurking spirit for answering our call.

You may now return to the lurker realm, rest well.

(Unless you want to join in on our discussion? We have cookies! …Plz?)


@Jimmy

Anyway, I absolutely love how I began this whole clusterfuck about OCs. Everybody cool your tits, and let’s just get back to discussing random poni shit.

You didn’t start the OC discussion, I did. Stop derailing my topic


@TSG

We’re still talking about OC’s? My goodness.
In non-OC news, I’m finally getting the comic either tomorrow or Tuesday, along with the Cadance book, and sea ponies. Let the headcanon welding begin…

Of course we are! Don’t forget we have an OC compilation to finish!. So far we have a candidate background and about 3 OC’s

Post Rarity if you have to, but MOAR!

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May 19, 2013 at 10:28PM EDT
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@BSoD

BSoD…you live in fucking New Zealand. Do you think I’m going to travel thousands of miles just for a chance to sleep with you?

The answer to that is absofuckinlutely. I’m going to begin packing for my cross country trek right now. When I get to California, I’ll use a gun to gently request Deadparrot’s help in building a boat to begin my Pacific voyage.

Hope you’re ready sucka, because my body is going to be absolutely rigid with barnacles, sea salt, and sexual frustration when I land.

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May 19, 2013 at 11:26PM EDT
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Fifths wrote:

@BSoD

BSoD…you live in fucking New Zealand. Do you think I’m going to travel thousands of miles just for a chance to sleep with you?

The answer to that is absofuckinlutely. I’m going to begin packing for my cross country trek right now. When I get to California, I’ll use a gun to gently request Deadparrot’s help in building a boat to begin my Pacific voyage.

Hope you’re ready sucka, because my body is going to be absolutely rigid with barnacles, sea salt, and sexual frustration when I land.

Wait, you’re saying that all we need for a chance to fuck BSoD is one measly plane ticket to The Shire?

Hell-fucking-YES!

May 19, 2013 at 11:40PM EDT
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@Platus

NO!

In order ot earn the affections of the fair BSoD, you must prove to him your devotion. Do you think sitting on a plane for 14 hours will persuade BSoD to spread his legs for you? Do you think he is just some Auckland gutter whore?

You must endure the tribulations of land and sea if you desireth a chance to copulate with the glorious blue one. Bring him the heads of a sea leviathan and a New Zealand gorgon as tribute and maybe, just maybe, you shall be allowed the chace, nay, the privilege to gaze upon the…

Hold on, I’m getting some news. Apparently, contrary to popular belief, BSoD does not possess the power to render his enemies into a block of salt with his gaze. Ergo, it is entirely possible we could just circumvent all the bother of earning the glorious BSoD’s affections, board a plane to New Zealand, and just gang rape him.

Shit, that sounds like 50 times easier.

May 20, 2013 at 12:13AM EDT
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Fifths wrote:

@Platus

NO!

In order ot earn the affections of the fair BSoD, you must prove to him your devotion. Do you think sitting on a plane for 14 hours will persuade BSoD to spread his legs for you? Do you think he is just some Auckland gutter whore?

You must endure the tribulations of land and sea if you desireth a chance to copulate with the glorious blue one. Bring him the heads of a sea leviathan and a New Zealand gorgon as tribute and maybe, just maybe, you shall be allowed the chace, nay, the privilege to gaze upon the…

Hold on, I’m getting some news. Apparently, contrary to popular belief, BSoD does not possess the power to render his enemies into a block of salt with his gaze. Ergo, it is entirely possible we could just circumvent all the bother of earning the glorious BSoD’s affections, board a plane to New Zealand, and just gang rape him.

Shit, that sounds like 50 times easier.

You do NOT gang-rape the glory that is BSoD.

Such a perfect harmony of body and mind must be treated with affection and care.

We must gang-cuddle him!

May 20, 2013 at 12:52AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

It’s the Hobbit swagger.

Clearly you are a people in possession of the purest form of love.

May 20, 2013 at 01:37AM EDT
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Theres a reason why Hobbiton is such a tight knit community ;)

But seriously, were derailing pretty bad here. This page is about Rarity so lets get onto that (before RM yells at me). Also I’m looking forward to seeing Crimsons OC’s if she’s making any progress on that.

Direct any further posts about me towards my wall

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May 20, 2013 at 01:57AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Theres a reason why Hobbiton is such a tight knit community ;)

But seriously, were derailing pretty bad here. This page is about Rarity so lets get onto that (before RM yells at me). Also I’m looking forward to seeing Crimsons OC’s if she’s making any progress on that.

Direct any further posts about me towards my wall

Let’s split the difference and make it about Rarity and raping you!

(What in God’s name is going on in here today?)

May 20, 2013 at 02:52AM EDT
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Kewln00b The Manchild wrote:

So do we just randomly turn into /mlp/ every month or two?

What the pony did you just shipping say about oatmeal, you little filly? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the best young flyer competition and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Everfree Forest, and I have over 300 confirmed friendships. I am trained in awesome flying and I’m the top aerial acrobat in the entire Equestrian un-armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another friend. I will show you the magic of friendship with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with paraspriting me over the Internet? Think again, filly. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bronies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the rainboom, mare. The rainboom that gives a cutie mark to the pathetic little thing you call your flank. You’re fucking loved, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in tolerance and love, but I have access to the Orbital Friendship cannon and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you silly pony. If only you could have known what loving retribution your little “oatmeal” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your crazy tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you great newfriend. I will shit friendship all over you and you will dance in it. You’re shipping loved, kiddo.

May 20, 2013 at 03:12AM EDT
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It’s the early hours of day, and I awoke with a few Guinnesses in my system…

But… am I seeing… a dominatrix Rarity?

Well, I’m staying away from that…

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May 20, 2013 at 03:16AM EDT
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@Mark

There this whole thing in the fanarts about Rarity being some kind of dominatrix grand mistress. She’s always the one holding the whip while other ponies don the gimp suit.

Not going to give you examples, just ask Advance about it if you are really curious.

May 20, 2013 at 03:30AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@Mark

There this whole thing in the fanarts about Rarity being some kind of dominatrix grand mistress. She’s always the one holding the whip while other ponies don the gimp suit.

Not going to give you examples, just ask Advance about it if you are really curious.

Not the slightest bit curious, but I’m sure someone may take this too far and post NSFW material…

May 20, 2013 at 03:49AM EDT
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Laud Piestrings wrote:

Not the slightest bit curious, but I’m sure someone may take this too far and post NSFW material…

I would never do that

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May 20, 2013 at 04:08AM EDT
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Derp Banned wrote:

I would never do that

I was tempted to push the spoiler… I really was… but my innocence overwhelms me sometimes…

So… here’s a nice, safe for work comic instead!

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May 20, 2013 at 04:28AM EDT
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right click is your answer
@Derpy Vazquez
>try to direct link fanpop image
>2013
>Rarity

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May 20, 2013 at 04:56AM EDT
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@Alex

Now this thing is a new daily dose..

So now every time people see blue, they will be forced to think of my sexy pose?

…what have I created?…

May 20, 2013 at 05:07AM EDT
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BSOD said:

So now every time people see blue, they will be forced to think of my sexy pose?

yes

…what have I created?…

new clopy thingy


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May 20, 2013 at 05:23AM EDT
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Derpy Vazquez wrote:

@markhaox14


My innocence! It’s leaving me!


I’ll never understand why (probably… most likely the MPD…), but when someone tries to be raunchy, I will do everything to avoid it. But then someone states something normal like “Did you remember to unload the stuff?”, and I make the first dirty connection in my head that isn’t obvious to anyone else at first, where I then laugh and everyone stares at me with WTF expressions, like so.

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May 20, 2013 at 05:31AM EDT
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Anal beads? Fleshlights? >rape?

Oh, God. We’re turning back into /kym/ again aren’t we?

Fifths said:

BSoD…you live in fucking New Zealand. Do you think I’m going to travel thousands of miles just for a chance to sleep with you?

The answer to that is absofuckinlutely.

Alright, so I have the USS Bulletcaro and the USS Bluefifths. I swear, by the time the next Thread Title Election comes around that forces the mods to use a military junta to decide the winner and then quickly purge any discussion of their choices, I will have a whole fleet ready.

@raping/cuddling/consensual sex with the sole purpose of procreation with Blue Screen
My body is on hot stand by.

May 20, 2013 at 06:00AM EDT
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We really do have short attention spans here


@TSG

There was also the time I got shipped with Twins, Burning Phoneix and a carrot. So I guess it’s no big surprise

Sigh…lets get this over with…


@Mark

I’ll never understand why (probably… most likely the MPD…), but when someone tries to be raunchy, I will do everything to avoid it. But then someone states something normal like “Did you remember to unload the stuff?”, and I make the first dirty connection in my head that isn’t obvious to anyone else at first, where I then laugh and everyone stares at me with WTF expressions, like so.

Welcome to the disgusting world of maturity. It will gradually get worse until you stop caring.


This page seems to be a lost cause. Let’s just speed through this and resume topic on the next one

May 20, 2013 at 07:29AM EDT
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@BSoD near the top of the page: Eh, from what I’ve seen it’s just a couple of annoying quick fix articles and a couple of photoplasties. Now bend over, I’m going in dry.

PS: I did more progress on the thing! Still not done yet, though.

May 20, 2013 at 07:34AM EDT
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Let’s take a look at that image Alex Mercer gave us.

My honest opinion on how well that sums up the situation is thus:

Yeah, it’s not so much the thread being derailed… It’s the thread collapsing under its own weight. So the image is a perfect metaphor for the situation.

Next Up! More Ponies!

…As soon as “relative” sanity returns.

Which is to say when it becomes as sane as it ever gets around here.

May 20, 2013 at 07:54AM EDT
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>finds new Pony General
>does a quick read
>sees hobbits, sexy Blue Screen, and dirty Rarity
>mfw

and a pony…

May 20, 2013 at 08:51AM EDT

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Theres a reason why Hobbiton is such a tight knit community ;)

But seriously, were derailing pretty bad here. This page is about Rarity so lets get onto that (before RM yells at me). Also I’m looking forward to seeing Crimsons OC’s if she’s making any progress on that.

Direct any further posts about me towards my wall

Dude, I’m too busy writing saucy shipfics based on this development. How does “Fifths & Platus on he quest of the Blue Anal Beads of Death” sound? Go save your anus if it’s dear to you, because they will tear it apart. It’s no mod initiation, but you’d be suprised how close they can get.


And don’t worry, I didn’t forget about the Twins Carrot shipping. Hell, how can I, with all the shoops I made of it?

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May 20, 2013 at 08:56AM EDT
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@Everyone wanting to rape BSoD

Look guys, as happy as I am to learn that I’m not the only one filled with an animalistic lust for BSoD, we’ve got to be realistic here. The blue screen of sexiness has only so many fun bits to go around, we couldn’t possibly all rape him at once.

Despair not, for I have created a replacement that will have you swearing it’s the real thing. I give you my design for the BSoD love pillow!

Look at that dirty bitch, he’s sexy and he knows it! Just imagine how stoaked you’ll be knowing that when you go to sleep at night you get to lay your head/other body parts on that cuddly tummy. And lawdy lawd, just wait until you see the back!

Order now while supplies last!

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May 20, 2013 at 12:05PM EDT
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Fifths wrote:

@Everyone wanting to rape BSoD

Look guys, as happy as I am to learn that I’m not the only one filled with an animalistic lust for BSoD, we’ve got to be realistic here. The blue screen of sexiness has only so many fun bits to go around, we couldn’t possibly all rape him at once.

Despair not, for I have created a replacement that will have you swearing it’s the real thing. I give you my design for the BSoD love pillow!

Look at that dirty bitch, he’s sexy and he knows it! Just imagine how stoaked you’ll be knowing that when you go to sleep at night you get to lay your head/other body parts on that cuddly tummy. And lawdy lawd, just wait until you see the back!

Order now while supplies last!

May 20, 2013 at 12:16PM EDT
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@Random

You can write about my (s)exploits all you want, but be careful who reads you – I sold the rights to my life story to Brazzers, and they’re likely to start a fanfic purge once they start promoting the first installment of the series.

May 20, 2013 at 03:49PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

Jimmy Lethal wrote:

Anyway, I absolutely love how I began this whole clusterfuck about OCs. Everybody cool your tits, and let’s just get back to discussing random poni shit.

If that is the decision you’re making here, I won’t stop you, as you didn’t ask for this development when you gave us some backstory on your OC, but I will look at this as fleeing from the discussion.

This was started because you felt like shipping your OC with a well established character by the fandom. Although none here don’t look at it similarly as shipping them with a canon character such as the mane 6, various of us have made it clear we look at it likewise but only to a smaller extend. Yes, it is not canon, but such an extremely established fanon concept like the background on Vinyl and Derpy can be considered near-“canon” due to their widespread acceptance amongst the fandom. This makes shipping your OC with them seem like an attempt to make the OC more important by attaching them to something that everyone already knows, in a similar way as mane 6 x OC shipping. Thus looking at it as different cases (even though they are that) is pretty much a bad excuse to force your own headcanon and make your OC seem like more than he is.

We gave arguments, what is your reply? To have a discussion meet its proper end, it’ll require some effort from both sides. we countered your counter-arguments, will you do the same?

You’re butthurt because I don’t ship Octascratch. The end.

May 20, 2013 at 05:21PM EDT
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Bruno the Rustler wrote:

Hello guys! I found this interesting brony infographic:

SOURCE
Thoughts?

^This…..Fucking this. I’ve seen M&M porn once (for someone’s senior prank one year in Highschool they replaced the normal green screen background of the school’s News broadcast with M&M porn, that was fucked up.) I guess I must hate everyone who hates M&M’s.

This picture reminds me….I need to get back to work on my Ace Frehley costume before the next KISS concert.

May 20, 2013 at 06:53PM EDT
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