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KYM Pony General VII: Live Free or Twi Hard

Last posted Jul 06, 2014 at 04:08PM EDT. Added Apr 19, 2013 at 12:22AM EDT
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Hey guys, sorry I’ve been gone for a bit. Been busy and a bit sick. Hopefully I didn’t.. miss.. much…



Well. Okay then.

1. – No ponysona or OC for me. Not sure if I could make a proper one anyway. :\ I’m generally awful at writing characters.
2. – Mary sues aren’t all bad, you just have to give them adequate challenges to make them feel as if they’re not walking through the story with god mode on. There is a scale of mary sue-ness, and you can be on the low-to-middle point of the scale and still have a good character.
3. – Maid ponies? I prefer nurses.

4. – About the TogetherTube streams… Tim has been mostly active in the brony chat on Skype lately, and hasn’t been much active on the forum at all (obviously). I asked him about it two weeks ago, and he said he was busy. It appears he didn’t host last week either, and it fell to Derpy to host. If you want, I can give you his Skype account and you all can yell at him as much as you want.

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May 26, 2013 at 12:05AM EDT
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@Fifths

have any of you ever wanted to jack off to a pony non-sexually?

…Dude…Seriously. Reel it in. You are going full Brony on us here. Never go full Brony

I’m starting to think you have a case of affection frustration as much as you have a case of sexual frustration. That’s why you are getting that sort of feeling.

Next time you visit the strip club. Hand a stripper a dollar note (when she isn’t on the pole) and ask nicely for a non-sexual hug. I’m sure she will be happy to oblige. There, that should fix your problem.


@Crazy

Actually you don’t need a backstory for the OC family photo. You just need an OC which you can make out of virtually anything.

Some just use Pony creator, others just go as rocks. Hell, Mark is just using Lyra.


@Notes on the photo

These posters are in it:

  • Mark
  • Rinsan
  • Brownmane
  • Deadparrot
  • Jimmy
  • Protege
  • Crimson
  • Fifths
  • BSOD
  • Stunthead
  • Exudes
  • Platus
  • kewlnoob
  • level4outbreak
  • Bruno
  • Twilitlord

The following I am working on

  • BSOD
  • Bruno
  • Twilitlord

I don’t know if the following are going in because I don’t have a design and/or I thought someone else was working on them

  • Bioniclebrony
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May 26, 2013 at 12:06AM EDT
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@BSoD

I don’t know to what extent you’re joking, but your post made me realize just how desperately I need a hug right now. I’m going to go find someone to hug me right now, at gunpoint if needs be.

May 26, 2013 at 12:22AM EDT
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I’m not entirely sure… wait… I am… I did post a pic of going full brony earlier…


I don’t think Fifths really needs a stripper… I thought he had posted it just to see if anybody else wanted to hug a pony before so desperately… he just worded it weirdly by including wanking. Anyways… I’m staying up all night… if anyone would like someone to talk to for the night, or if you want a quick psychoanalysis, I’ll be here. And I honestly did have an OC, BSoD… that was… on fire… really. Made a Phoenix pony… is that a good thing or bad thing?

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May 26, 2013 at 12:28AM EDT
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@Fifths

Like I said: strip club. Fast and cheap hugs. Should only cost a dollar. Won’t require you to hold anyone at gunpoint


@Mark

I thought he had posted it just to see if anybody else wanted to hug a pony before so desperately

Well I’ve always wanted to hug Lyra (I think we both understand why). But not desperately. More like just to cuddle something cute the way you cuddle a kitten. Not like how I want to snuggle up to a real woman. They way Fifths worded it, his case sounded like the latter

And I honestly did have an OC, BSoD… that was… on fire… really. Made a Phoenix pony… is that a good thing or bad thing?

Oh you did? Well that’s a good thing. I checked the last several pages but I couldn’t find it. Can you post it again?

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May 26, 2013 at 12:31AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Actually you don’t need a backstory for the OC family photo. You just need an OC which you can make out of virtually anything.
Some just use Pony creator, others just go as rocks. Hell, Mark is just using Lyra.

I know. I was more-so meaning just the talk about OCs in general. If you really want me to be included though, I guess you could go with the final form of my old avatar.

You know the one.

This one.

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May 26, 2013 at 12:33AM EDT
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Hand drawn… one of the reasons why I posted Lyra should be in the pic instead. I suck with computers, and other than uploading photos, I wouldn’t know how to make it into a vector to place into the photo.
BTW, I will be constantly editing my posts, mainly because I will make errors after taking my medication… heh-heh… sorry about that…

EDIT: If you can vector it, will it look better than the photo I can submit? I can draw well, but my photography is shite.

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May 26, 2013 at 12:46AM EDT
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If I have a sketch, I can try and vector it.

You can also try asking Crimson, Deadparrot or Exudes to vector it. We all have the software.

If you can vector it, will it look better than the photo I can submit? I can draw well, but my photography is shite.

Yes. I take sketches like these and make them into vectors like these

For photographing the sketch, make sure you do the following:

-Set your camera to text or close-up mode.
-Use clear sharp pencil lines. make them nice and dark (or in photoshop, just increase the contrast of the photo)
-Use good lighting and don’t get your shadow in it.
-Take the shot straight on. No weird angles

Last edited May 26, 2013 at 01:14AM EDT
May 26, 2013 at 12:47AM EDT
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@Blue Screen

Don’t forget about me. My OC hasn’t been posted yet. Crimson is working on it, I think.

@Derpy Vazquez


True story

May 26, 2013 at 01:18AM EDT
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How Tough am I?

I watched the ‘Best of Fluttershy’ on Youtube….and I didn’t D’awww.

….I don’t feel like making a comic based off that.

Last edited May 26, 2013 at 01:56AM EDT
May 26, 2013 at 01:55AM EDT
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Second draft for the family photo

I need to be careful with the image size or KYM blurs it…or I should just upload somewhere else

Thoughts please. Will this background fit everyone or do we need a bigger image still? We’ve still got 4 more users to cram in here.

I’m also unsure how that text works. I think I’ll need to use standard meme font (bordered white impact)

[edit]

Hey how about this image? That scaffolding lets me use the top half of the image. Unlike in the second draft above where the top half is useless. This affords much more space. Everyone can fit in this. The downside is that it’s also kinda boring

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May 26, 2013 at 02:23AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Second draft for the family photo

I need to be careful with the image size or KYM blurs it…or I should just upload somewhere else

Thoughts please. Will this background fit everyone or do we need a bigger image still? We’ve still got 4 more users to cram in here.

I’m also unsure how that text works. I think I’ll need to use standard meme font (bordered white impact)

[edit]

Hey how about this image? That scaffolding lets me use the top half of the image. Unlike in the second draft above where the top half is useless. This affords much more space. Everyone can fit in this. The downside is that it’s also kinda boring

here’s mine

May 26, 2013 at 03:33AM EDT
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Fifths said:

I don’t know to what extent you’re joking, but your post made me realize just how desperately I need a hug right now. I’m going to go find someone to hug me right now, at gunpoint if needs be.

Here’s what you do:
>Find out where Deadparrot222 lives
>Kidnap him
>Force him to make you life sized plushie of Blue Screen
>Feed him drug cocktail to induce memory lose and return him home
>Have plushie to jack off to non-sexually hug

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May 26, 2013 at 07:07AM EDT
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@TSG

I don’t think Deadparrot makes plushes, he just knows where to buy them. Maybe he knows a good plush tailor that can make a plush version of me

But if he does know how to plush, I’m sure you don’t need to force him to make this:

I mean, look at it!

Deadparrot, if you can manage to get a plush maker to make a BSOD. Be sure to order two. One for Fifths and another for me

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May 26, 2013 at 08:15AM EDT
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xTSGx wrote:

Fifths said:

I don’t know to what extent you’re joking, but your post made me realize just how desperately I need a hug right now. I’m going to go find someone to hug me right now, at gunpoint if needs be.

Here’s what you do:
>Find out where Deadparrot222 lives
>Kidnap him
>Force him to make you life sized plushie of Blue Screen
>Feed him drug cocktail to induce memory lose and return him home
>Have plushie to jack off to non-sexually hug

Be careful, or else you’ll end up like Trixie with her Twilight doll totally real marefriend:

May 26, 2013 at 08:38AM EDT
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@ Platus
There’s one problem with that…

@ BSoD
If the vector of the OC doesn’t come out well, I’d rather use Lyra in the photo.


Sorry if I sound confusing… I just woke up in the noon .

So… we’re going with the city background? I wonder what everyone’s initial reaction would be to these monstrosities that are our OC’s…
Speaking of initial reactions, what’s a perfect scenario for this one?

May 26, 2013 at 11:11AM EDT
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@BSOD: Nice pic.

@markhaox14: Scenario for that one… OH, I have one:

Are we going to have more OC family photos?

May 26, 2013 at 12:12PM EDT
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Bruno the Rustler wrote:

@BSOD: Nice pic.

@markhaox14: Scenario for that one… OH, I have one:

Are we going to have more OC family photos?

I think this would be fitting, the people of California got together and captured all of our OC’s and are feeding them to that thing!

May 26, 2013 at 01:48PM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Second draft for the family photo

I need to be careful with the image size or KYM blurs it…or I should just upload somewhere else

Thoughts please. Will this background fit everyone or do we need a bigger image still? We’ve still got 4 more users to cram in here.

I’m also unsure how that text works. I think I’ll need to use standard meme font (bordered white impact)

[edit]

Hey how about this image? That scaffolding lets me use the top half of the image. Unlike in the second draft above where the top half is useless. This affords much more space. Everyone can fit in this. The downside is that it’s also kinda boring

You used my background.


@Jacking off to ponies non-sexually: Oh, sure, but I can’t ship Background X OC.

May 26, 2013 at 02:00PM EDT
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I’d ask how one would jack off non-sexually to ponies but that’s one of the mysteries of life that probably deserves to remain undiscovered. So here’s another Ponies/Monty Python crossover pic:

May 26, 2013 at 03:56PM EDT
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And now the topic is non-sexual jacking. I’m so glad I stayed with the KYM pony forums for one full year…

unrelated

May 26, 2013 at 04:07PM EDT
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I blame /mlp/ for this. If you’ll excuse me, I have to go take care of business.

limps back into thread /mlp/ knows karate.

May 26, 2013 at 04:48PM EDT
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So, who else thinks that we should all start using “jack off non-sexually” on /mlp/ to see if it becomes a thing? (You know, when the phrase gets repeated a lot and filters into the culture. I wish we had a word for those!)

May 26, 2013 at 05:02PM EDT
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Twilitlord wrote:

What the fuck happened to the last two pages

Inbetween season hiatus. It does weird things to a fan.

May 26, 2013 at 05:54PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

Inbetween season hiatus. It does weird things to a fan.

Yep. These hiatus make people go crazy. CRAZY!

Right guys? RIGHT?

May 26, 2013 at 05:58PM EDT
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Twilitlord wrote:

What the fuck happened to the last two pages

This seems to be our operating principle at the moment.


Let’s keep this WAT train rolling!

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May 26, 2013 at 06:05PM EDT
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RandomMan Wrote:

Inbetween season hiatus. It does weird things to a fan.

Bruno the Rustler Wrote:
Yep. These hiatus make people go crazy. CRAZY!

We’re not the only ones this is happening to…

…You don’t even what to know how Homestuck Fans are doing with the Hiatus that their thing’s creator called to go make a game spin off..

…And to point all this back towards MLP related whatever’s…

… Erm… Maybe we’re all just insane already and the show is just very good at holding back the insanity until its over.

…From my experience, most humans are insane for some reason, Nya.

May 26, 2013 at 06:21PM EDT
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Oh sweet mother of all things fluffy.

Questions:

1. Did I pick a bad time to make a surprise appearance?

2. What the fuck?

3. What the actual fuck?

4. Where’s my brain bleach?

5. How is everyone?

I was having trouble rejoining the thread, due to varying amounts of depression and feeling alienated and some other stupid things, but I talked to Verbose (because he’s my personal psychiatrist or something) and he suggested the ridiculous and humiliating idea of reintroducing myself to the thread, and then posting more frequently!

For the older users, you’ll remember that I used to post here frequently.

For those newer to the thread, I’m Owens.

Owens is me.

There. Are you happy, Verbose?

May 26, 2013 at 06:25PM EDT
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Welcome to the herd, Owens… I’m in the works of understanding insane people like myself as well.
As for your depression… I believe there’s a circle for that already here… have a seat!

May 26, 2013 at 06:30PM EDT
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Laud Piestrings wrote:

Welcome to the herd, Owens… I’m in the works of understanding insane people like myself as well.
As for your depression… I believe there’s a circle for that already here… have a seat!

Oh, don’t worry about that. That’s of little concern to anyone but myself at the moment. I only wish to rejoin this thread once again.

It has been too long.

Relevant:

Humanity is peppered with insanity, no matter where you look. It’s just a matter of what brings it to the surface.

In this case, no ponies.

Instead, we get sneak previews of hoomanz.

Pictured: humans doing human things.

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May 26, 2013 at 06:39PM EDT
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Owens wrote:

Oh sweet mother of all things fluffy.

Questions:

1. Did I pick a bad time to make a surprise appearance?

2. What the fuck?

3. What the actual fuck?

4. Where’s my brain bleach?

5. How is everyone?

I was having trouble rejoining the thread, due to varying amounts of depression and feeling alienated and some other stupid things, but I talked to Verbose (because he’s my personal psychiatrist or something) and he suggested the ridiculous and humiliating idea of reintroducing myself to the thread, and then posting more frequently!

For the older users, you’ll remember that I used to post here frequently.

For those newer to the thread, I’m Owens.

Owens is me.

There. Are you happy, Verbose?

WB Owens,
I do remember you and tell Verbsie I’m sorry for giving him soo much shit.

May 26, 2013 at 06:50PM EDT
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Okay, so you were listening with the Jeff + AJ + bondage thing.


We didn’t have a chat last night. Somebody better make up for that.

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May 26, 2013 at 06:58PM EDT
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Owens wrote:

Oh, don’t worry about that. That’s of little concern to anyone but myself at the moment. I only wish to rejoin this thread once again.

It has been too long.

Relevant:

Humanity is peppered with insanity, no matter where you look. It’s just a matter of what brings it to the surface.

In this case, no ponies.

Instead, we get sneak previews of hoomanz.

Pictured: humans doing human things.

Hooman things:

Welcome (back) to the thread, Owens!
You’ve picked quite a time to do it!


@20% Cooler than Ice Rinsankajugin
Looking pretty good!
Why is Twilight beating up a pimp again?

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May 26, 2013 at 07:02PM EDT
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Da fuq did I just read the prior two pages? Oh, btw I’m new ’round here.

May 26, 2013 at 07:05PM EDT
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@Deadparrot: Zecora and Zeppeli are both megapimps, fusing them just makes the Ultimate Pimp. :D

@Owens: Welcome back to the thread, it’s been a while!

@Vintiezre: Welcome to the thread, Vinny! You’ll have quite some fun here!

May 26, 2013 at 07:10PM EDT
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Welcome to the herd, vintiezre! I was new myself in the last few pages of the last PG, so it’s good you joined in now (not exactly now because of the NSFW, but early on in this thread’s life).

@ 20% Cooler than Ice
Where are you? I must congratulate you personally! Markhaox14… AWAY!!!

May 26, 2013 at 07:17PM EDT
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Twilitlord the Semi-Pro Medic said:

What the fuck happened to the last two pages

We were having a legitimate discussion of the Expanded Universe, until Fifths ruined it with his non-sexual jacking off.

Owens said:

I was having trouble rejoining the thread, due to varying amounts of depression and feeling alienated and some other stupid things, but I talked to Verbose (because he’s my personal psychiatrist or something) and he suggested the ridiculous and humiliating idea of reintroducing myself to the thread, and then posting more frequently!

>talks to Verbose about posting more frequently
>he hasn’t posted in like two weeks

In any case, welcome back. Probably not the best time to come back, what with the non-sexual jacking, but at least you didn’t pop in when we were discussing having an orgy with Blue Screen (of Death).

vintiezre said:

Da fuq did I just read the prior two pages? Oh, btw I’m new ’round here.

Welcome! You think that’s insane, just wait until we have to figure out a new thread title. Last time there was election fraud and the mods had to impose a military junta to determine the winner.

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May 26, 2013 at 07:18PM EDT
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