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KYM Pony General VII: Live Free or Twi Hard

Last posted Jul 06, 2014 at 04:08PM EDT. Added Apr 19, 2013 at 12:22AM EDT
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Kewln00b The Manchild wrote:

Everyone here are talking about their unique musical tastes and I’m just sitting here with my 70’s and 80’s Rock and Metal. Oh and apparently that makes me a hipster…..how does liking bands that used to be hardcore mainstream/sold-out to a whole new level (Catch KISS Hello Kitty on the Hub coming soon! Not joking) make me a hipster? I just don’t understand that.

That’s one reason why I just can’t get into Brony music, most of it is music I just can’t/don’t want to get into. It takes forever to find that one Brony making music I could get into because apparently Dubstep is the big thing amongst kids these days……you know for the next few years until they replace it with something else in the future.

Yeah, rock on!

Always been partial to 70s, 80s, and 90s era rock and punk over anything else.
I have no idea how that qualifies as ‘hipster’ since the bands I listen to regularly were huge a couple decades ago.
Not exactly unheard of.
(KISS is okay in my book, but I have to check out that Hello Kitty thing. I laughed my ass off when that came out as a real thing!)

And I’m in the exact same boat as you with Brony music, too.
I remember listening to just about everything I could find when I first got into ponies, but it all trended toward Dubstep and very heavy electronic which I just can’t get in to.
I seriously tried on at least a dozen occasions, but ‘bass drops’ just irritate me.
I Now I very rarely listen to Brony music simply because my personal hit-to-miss ratio was far too low to want to continue.
Ah well, just stick to some good ol’ electric guitars and I’m happy!


Honestly, though, outside of dubstep and rap, I tend to be pretty flexible in my music tastes.
I can listen to and enjoy just about anything with some level of competence to it.
Now, if you’ll excuse me…

PAN FLUTES FOREVER!

Jun 10, 2013 at 04:51AM EDT
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@Kewln00b
Why do hipsters have rock-a-billy tattoos? None of them where ever rock-a-billy. So am I a hipster for having rock-a-billy tats? (the hello kitty Gene Simmons is tattooed on my right butt cheek)
Hipsters are douches and have no connection to metal other than they think wearing an AC/DC shirt makes them look cool.

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Jun 10, 2013 at 05:16AM EDT
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I don’t think I like any particular kind of music, but the 80s and 90s are probably my favorite eras of music.

Jun 10, 2013 at 05:21AM EDT
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@Kewl

Oh and apparently that makes me a hipster…..how does liking bands that used to be hardcore mainstream/sold-out to a whole new level (Catch KISS Hello Kitty on the Hub coming soon! Not joking) make me a hipster? I just don’t understand that.

Wait…who’s going around saying that awesome 80’s bands are for hipsters? And since when?

According to the hipster stereotype: hipsters only listen to very modern and recent indie prog-rock bands. You know the ones.

But previous generation music should be the exact opposite of that. Whoever thinks the old stuff is for hipsters obviously has no freaking clue what a hipster is supposed to be


@Kewl and DP

Dubstep is the big thing amongst kids these days……you know for the next few years until they replace it with something else in the future.

I remember listening to just about everything I could find when I first got into ponies, but it all trended toward Dubstep and very heavy electronic which I just can’t get in to.
I seriously tried on at least a dozen occasions, but ‘bass drops’ just irritate me.

I still blame Skrillex and Deadmau5 for that. Since they became popular with the kids, all fanworks followed suit and they all tried to replicate his style…which is precisely the loud irritating ‘bass drops’ you’ve heard:

Get ready for the roughneck bass!
Get ready for the roughneck bass!
Get ready for the roughneck bass!
Get ready for the roughneck bass!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

…good Lord. How do you listen to that?

But usually these stars blow over in a few months so expect people to find new inspiration in due time.

Thing about dubstep is that it seems easy to make: You just make a buildup, add a drop then continue with wobbles…right?…well not really. If you want to make good dubstep that doesn’t piss people off, you have to do more effort than that. And it turns out that decent and pleasant sounding dubstep is really hard to master.

So even I couldn’t get into Brony music. Their dubstep sounded too juvenile. Bass drops made of treble? No variation? Farty tones? Scratchy tones? Pop influenced melody? Random breaks? Distortion? Hammy sound effects? Pinkie Pie talking halfway through it?

I’ll pass.

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Jun 10, 2013 at 05:21AM EDT
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@Derpy: Isn’t AC/DC too mainstream for them? I mean, your average layman might’ve heard of them! D:

Jun 10, 2013 at 05:27AM EDT
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CrashGordon94 wrote:

@Derpy: Isn’t AC/DC too mainstream for them? I mean, your average layman might’ve heard of them! D:

Musically yes. As a fashion statement no. And they will tell you (over and over) how they where into them before they went mainstream.

Jun 10, 2013 at 05:34AM EDT
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Blue Screen said:

Also the idea of having pneumatic hooves that work exactly like that granular jamming machine doesn’t make sense. It’s safer to assume they just have flexible muscles in the hoof that can grip things similarly to granular jamming

>Magical talking ponies
>Making sense

>that feel when you realize you’re having a discussion over the biological abilities of brightly colored equines.

@Dubstep

I like dubstep, but only if it blends into the song. Nothing’s worse (okay, rap and country are) then a song that has a bass drop into something that has nothing to do with the song. That, and intros that take up a third of the song can cause some serious jimmy rustling.

Jun 10, 2013 at 06:02AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@Vazquez

Which is funny because not a single hipster was even born back when AC/DC wasn’t mainstream

Well of course, we know they’re full of crap anyway…

Jun 10, 2013 at 06:59AM EDT
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OK! Page 34 Everyone! I’m gonna start with the intro (which will apply to ALL of our characters except Bionicle), and then post each subsequent encounter as we go along. Oh yes, the encounters ARE NSFW! You have been warned…


You feel aching tired… you couldn’t do shit until you’ve had vacation. Leaving work… kicking back… catching up on hours of endless sleep… that’s all possible now.

At first, you thought about staying home. After all, what better way to spend your day than doing absolutely nothing? But you’re social friends all bothered you about staying home for your vacation. You didn’t want to hear it, so you were about to leave back home, until one of them asks why you’re so stubborn. You immediately stop… turn your head back to them… and look back forward, blushing as you do. They immediately realize they have hit some serious bounds, and all but one backs off from any further questioning.

“What’s the matter? Need a party? Hate going out? Are you lonely?” this friend asks on full-auto.

The others turn on her, and she lowers her ears. But… for whatever reason… you felt obligated to tell her.

“I… I…” you stammer, incredibly ashamed of yourself for what you’re about to say next. “I haven’t had pleasure in six months…” you say, lowering your voice with each word, and turning your entire face a crimson color.

They all look at you with a bit of pity, and approach you. “Well, I know where you can have some excellent fun and relaxation!” one of them says, completely unaware of what you really meant.

You look back to them with an irritated look, but remember how innocent your friends were compared to you. “OK… where then?” you asked, waiting to hear their suggestion and reject it.

She smiled, and handed you a brochure. “Canterlot Inn! It’s this great hotel, but is still called an inn. They have a bit of everything: pools, spas…” she suddenly stops as you read the brochure.

You look through it, seeing the usual things every hotel had. Boring… you think. You flip to the last page, and you cock an eyebrow. What’s this?

It was a large, explosion styled advertisement, depicting a charcoal, robotic equine. The bolded letters underneath read: Come one, come all! Now at Canterlot Inn: Bionicle Pony! Does whatever you want it to for a full day when you reserve a room! That wasn’t what interested you about the android, however. You read below the bolded letters at incredibly small writing, which read: Anything, if you know what we mean…

This hint strangely intrigued you, and you nodded your head and smiled at the possibilities you could have with this… robot. You turn back to them, and smiled. “Thanks, gals! I’ll be sure to head on over right now.” You then leave your waving friends, and head home.

After placing a few essential supplies into a saddlebag, such as bits, socks, and swimwear, you head out your door, and walk to Canterlot… ready to enjoy your stay.

Welcome… to Canterlot Inn.

Will post the next part introducing our characters, and then the encounters. But for now, what do you think?

EDIT: TFW the only reason you’re going off is for Bionicle… post them… do it…

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Jun 10, 2013 at 07:45AM EDT
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@TSG

that feel when you realize you’re having a discussion over the biological abilities of brightly colored equines.

Hey, stay focused. Understanding pony anatomy is important. Just chalking things up to cartoon physics and magic wasn’t good enough for Pythagorus when he invented math homework and it sure isn’t good enough for us

I like dubstep, but only if it blends into the song.

That’s one of my biggest problems with the brony dubstep too (and most other dubstep). People get this idea that Dubstep doesn’t have to flow smoothly or mesh well with other sounds/lyrics. It does.

Then again, I’m really fussy with Dubstep


@Mark

TFW you were serious about putting all of us in an NSFW fanfic…featuring Bionicle

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Jun 10, 2013 at 07:50AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@Fifth

Ohooohohohooooh no you didn’t!

Don’t talk to me about bass when my music has ‘Bass’ in the freaking genre title.

Modern electrical thanks the classics for their wonderful invention that brought us bass but we are the ones who evolved it to the next level. From a low note of a brass horn

To Rolling. Crashing. Thunder.

I respect the beauty and skill of classic orchestra, but c’mon man. That’s like asking you to ditch the saxaphone and go back to the good ol days of the pan flute.


Seriously now Fifths. Let me level with you.

I know theres a decent guy inside you and I don’t wanna think less of you. But you really gotta drop the elitism. You make more friends that way

I don’t listen to electronic because I’m a mindless consumer being told what music to buy by website side adverts. In fact nobody does (Except for the kids who listen to tween pop). In fact most electronic is deep underground and rarely makes it big commercially anyway. I listen to it because it speaks to my soul, fills me with feels and paints my imagination not unlike what a good sax solo does for you. That’s just who I am. Same goes for everyone else. You can’t tell people what art to appreciate because it works for them even if it doesn’t for you while what works for you doesn’t work for them. Art is subjective like that

All the people who make electronic feel the same way. Few ever turn a profit from it. They stay underground and make it just for love. Mark my words: They put their heart and soul into it and it takes just as much skill and effort to operate the DJ table as it does to write a song

So what do you say buddy? Show a little more appreciation? Maybe listen to other peoples music and see it from their point of view?

Do it for me babe


@Crimson

I really love that OC, but if you wouldn’t mind me giving a little input, I think you need to turn the eye a bit cus it looks a little crooked, and make the whisk he’s holding a lighter color so that it’s easier to see (like his cutie mark).
But god damn that OC is cute

Isn’t Twilitlord just the cutest? Just look at him cooking away there (That’s right mares! The man can cook. And he’s available wink wink)

Which direction should the eye be tilted? Or do you mean what the iris is looking at?

And yea I should replace the Whisk with a vector rather than a shooped-in JPG image. It’s really hard to see against Twilitlords dark body.

Thanks for the input.


@Thumbs discussion

Guys, guys, guys, I never said they had thumbs, I said they were evolving thumbs.

They have a small nub that used to be a former vestigal thumb bone, now being re-evolved into a working appendage.

Also the idea of having pneumatic hooves that work exactly like that granular jamming machine doesn’t make sense. It’s safer to assume they just have flexible muscles in the hoof that can grip things similarly to granular jamming


@Music discussion

Now look what I started. Everybody is posting music video’s. Take it to the music General thread folks (just bump the last one) unless it is pony related music

And who the hell is Ska?

Sure dude, you know I’m just giving you a hard time. Honestly, whenever you find a legitimate classical music elitist talking about how all other genres are terrible compared to the symphonies and sonatas of the true masters, mmmmmm yessss

Well, they’re kind of full of shit and probably don’t really know that much about music honestly. Art music isn’t about getting down on your knees and sucking Beethoven’s dick, it’s about pushing the envelope and exploring new techniques and concepts. Accordingly, today’s serious academic composers, the guys who are the equivilants of yesterday’s Beethoven, are very much interested in exploring electronic music and electric techniques. I remember last year going to a symposium for modern composers at my school and half the stuff they showed was electronic in nature. Now keep in mind, it was significantly different from what you think of as electronic music-and in my opinion, significantly worse. Seriously, as much as I like to complain about popular electronic, that stuff sounds like the singing of angels compared to the bizarre shit that academic electronic gets up to- but still, this is what the serious composers are doing.

It’s impossible for me to be a musical elitist and say Art music uber alles because when it comes to the cutting edge of art music, well, I really don’t like it. The stuff modern composers are producing is too weird and challenging for me, I like my simple Bach and Mozart better.

I don’t really buy the whole “All art is subjective” thing, at least not completely. We can have some measure of objective intelligence in music in the same way that a piece of literature like Milton’s Paradise Lost shows more objective intelligence than Harry Potter. I think that if forced the decision, we ought preserve Paradise Lost over Harry Potter even though more people today might prefer the latter just because Paradise Lost is actually important, it has great historical significance and will be much more appreciated in generations to come. In this same way, I believe that some of the great music does have a value not stemming from the mere sum of popular opinion. Additionally, I think a lot of today’s modern music reflects a culture that has become sick, confused, and pretentious, and therefore itself bares those qualities. I find these qualities to be astoundingly negative/ I don’t like them. Regardless, it’s the job of good art to reflect the time, so I can’t begrudge it that, and yes, whether a piece of music in the end is good or bad will ultimately be a subjective call.

I still don’t like electronic, but I can certainly respect that other people like it. I’m sure the genre has a lot of outlets for creative expression and true musical intelligence, and even where it doesn’t, even where it is at its most unsophisticated and raw, I realize that it has some charm that just appeals to some people.

Edit: Oh hey, look: Page 34.

Obligatory.

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Jun 10, 2013 at 09:25AM EDT
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Page 34?

I missed a couple of threads, but does that still mean what I think it means?

(Revs up saucy-but-not-pornographic folder internally)

Jun 10, 2013 at 09:36AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@Kewl

Oh and apparently that makes me a hipster…..how does liking bands that used to be hardcore mainstream/sold-out to a whole new level (Catch KISS Hello Kitty on the Hub coming soon! Not joking) make me a hipster? I just don’t understand that.

Wait…who’s going around saying that awesome 80’s bands are for hipsters? And since when?

According to the hipster stereotype: hipsters only listen to very modern and recent indie prog-rock bands. You know the ones.

But previous generation music should be the exact opposite of that. Whoever thinks the old stuff is for hipsters obviously has no freaking clue what a hipster is supposed to be


@Kewl and DP

Dubstep is the big thing amongst kids these days……you know for the next few years until they replace it with something else in the future.

I remember listening to just about everything I could find when I first got into ponies, but it all trended toward Dubstep and very heavy electronic which I just can’t get in to.
I seriously tried on at least a dozen occasions, but ‘bass drops’ just irritate me.

I still blame Skrillex and Deadmau5 for that. Since they became popular with the kids, all fanworks followed suit and they all tried to replicate his style…which is precisely the loud irritating ‘bass drops’ you’ve heard:

Get ready for the roughneck bass!
Get ready for the roughneck bass!
Get ready for the roughneck bass!
Get ready for the roughneck bass!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

…good Lord. How do you listen to that?

But usually these stars blow over in a few months so expect people to find new inspiration in due time.

Thing about dubstep is that it seems easy to make: You just make a buildup, add a drop then continue with wobbles…right?…well not really. If you want to make good dubstep that doesn’t piss people off, you have to do more effort than that. And it turns out that decent and pleasant sounding dubstep is really hard to master.

So even I couldn’t get into Brony music. Their dubstep sounded too juvenile. Bass drops made of treble? No variation? Farty tones? Scratchy tones? Pop influenced melody? Random breaks? Distortion? Hammy sound effects? Pinkie Pie talking halfway through it?

I’ll pass.

Back when I was in highschool everyone would be listening to their Lil’ Wayne, Soulja Boy, Linkin Park and that one band that did all that music for Twilight (Another reason for me not to like them!) as Dubstep didn’t….really get popular until I graduated (thank Buddha) but according to everyone at school my musical tastes made me a hipster.

Also yeah, that’s another thing that always irritated me with Brony Music, it would be an instrumental (a Dubstep instrumental) that sounds like it has NOTHING to do with MLP (like most Poni threads) but to make it MLP oriented they’d just shoehorn poni (just like in most poni threads) and just add Pinkie Pie yapping through the song. Just one other reason why I think Dubstep is the WORST music to use for MLP songs considering…..well it’s a bunch of bass drops and all that shit, you can’t even tell it’s pony related unless the ‘musician’ has to hold our hands the way through saying “Don’t worry, this is totally an MLP song, see Pinkie Pie is talking about not breaking her Pinkie Promises!”

I remember one remix I saw that I thought I would’ve liked…..see it was a remix of one of the songs from the show The Cutie Mark Crusaders theme from Show Stoppers. The Remix completely removed the background music and replaced it with….generic electronic music (don’t know if I’d call it techno or Dubstep or something). and…..it was just so bad. I always hear people talking about how fanmade music is better than the show’s music but….I don’t hear it, it must be the lesser known fanmusic or something because I find it a little hard to consider all the Skrillex clones better than the actual show….well I guess I wouldn’t if I were a Dubstep fan.

Here have a shoehorned poni

Jun 10, 2013 at 11:13AM EDT
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NSFW media is NSFW media and should be spoilered.

The page number of a SFW thread isn’t relevant.
 
I’m not going to want to send out warnings or spoiler everything myself, but please don’t be “that guy” who posts R34 without spoilers just because a number inevitably came up (same goes for page 69.) You’ll just run off some users (me included) who don’t want to see that content.

So if it would be considered NSFW for the image gallery (which would be NSFW based on the NSFW guidelines,) the please cover it up.

And as a point of reference if you don’t think the Spitfire image from Fifths above is “that bad,” then if this cute, anime fairy image gallery (something that you could see from a buxom and excited woman IRL) is mostly NSFW, then the “naughty face,” sweaty (do horses even sweat?), plot-shot of Spitfire would be as well.

I’m not warning/banning for the slight difference between this:


 


 

But don’t intentionally try to find the point just before the NSFW threshold to make a statement or in order to avoid spoilering (you can also just link to the images). I’m also not warning/banning for that, but it would make you a bit of a jerk.
 
I don’t have a problem with a page with spoilered NSFW media. Heck, the whole thread could be that. Just give me the option to click it before I see it.

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Jun 10, 2013 at 11:39AM EDT

Incredibly, I am still here. I just spend more time reading because I don’t find myself having much to contribute.

@OC

I like it! It looks really good. I like to think that my OC really shows how to handle dark colors on a pony well. I wish I had a decent name for him, though.

@Electro and WUUUUBWUBWUBWBWBWB

While I enjoy a lot of musical styles, I’ve been listening to more electronic music lately. While my interests always waver towards smoother styles, and Daft Punk-style… Electrofunk? I suppose the correct genre is more like house, but I’ve always called it electrofunk with all of the disco sampling – I’ve dabbled in a lot, even finding some modern dubstep that I like. Just like with any other genre, it’s all about what I enjoy more than other things (although the screaming, whining tones of Skrillex make me want to shoot my computer, usually). I prefer stuff that flows really well, with just enough distortion – stuff like liquid dubstep, drum and bass (liquid and vanilla), but my current favorite is glitch hop/pop like Glitch Mob. There’s just… something about it that’s a perfect medium between smoother styles and dubstep that I really enjoy.

Electropon? Electropon.

Jun 10, 2013 at 12:10PM EDT
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@Mark: My jimmies are more than ready

On the subject of not spoilering saucy images, I think we need to remember that * cough * there are some females in this thread

Don’t make me post sexy SoarinXBraeburn, cus I will.

Jun 10, 2013 at 12:13PM EDT
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@Verbose

Just to be clear, I wasn’t suggesting that we turn this into a NSFW page – I was thinking more along the lines of the images you posted (properly spoiler-tagged, of course). My bad for not making things clear.

Jun 10, 2013 at 12:23PM EDT
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@Fifths

I don’t really buy the whole “All art is subjective” thing, at least not completely. We can have some measure of objective intelligence in music in the same way that a piece of literature like Milton’s Paradise Lost shows more objective intelligence than Harry Potter.

True. A line must be drawn somewhere.

Art can be absolutely anything. There are no rules. One can organise a pile of trash, and as long as it took a lot of clever effort to make; it still makes it into a museum and perplexes people. But we can’t just let someone submit a scribble on a used napkin to the Lourve and have it get the same treatment. This applies to music as well. So it’s okay to permit a level of scrutiny…in the context where it matters, that is. This thread, however, is not really such context

As they always say: ones mans trash is another mans treasure.

Since literal trash is being used in museum art pieces now: this saying very much applies to all artistic forms and everyone must be mindful that what you see as a mere scribble on a napkin, could very well be another users perplexing pile of artistic trash, or vice versa

Anyway, it’s all good dude. No hard feelings.


@Kewl

We both very much agree on something.

I remember those days when everyone was into rap too. It was the only music you would ever hear about. Rap was kinda like the Brostep of that time. And man, it was just as annoying


@Twilit

I agree on the OC colors. I’m glad we had a chance to settle on a nice shade of grey for your OC months in advance. Definitely allowed your OC some extra refinement. Personally I think yours came out the best

And I believe the more common term is “House” for styles like Daft Punk.

Interested in more electro? Just ask me.


@Crimson

Braeburn and Soarin you say? I think you will find that is not much of threat to some here…if you know what I mean


@OC’s

Finally. Last OC’s finished

Anything I should change here before I submit the final compilation?

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Jun 10, 2013 at 12:29PM EDT
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@Music discussion: Since Daft Punk was brought up, I just want to say I’m really quite fond of them, they’re one of the few techno/electronic-type groups I listen to, I don’t really hate any genre because it’s really about execution for me.

@Spoilering suggestive images:



>:P
This is the first time I’ve posted a Pony in this thread, huh.
Jun 10, 2013 at 01:03PM EDT
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When it comes to pony rock music, I prefer to listen to some good old Pantera. I bet Applejack is a Pantera fan.

Jun 10, 2013 at 01:21PM EDT
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BSOD wrote:

@Crimson

Braeburn and Soarin you say? I think you will find that is not much of threat to some here…if you know what I mean

True, I was going on the mentality of the pony image gallery. Lesbian ponies? Let’s give that 30+ karma! Gay ponies? NEEEEEGG!

Jun 10, 2013 at 01:37PM EDT
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WARNING: NSFW WARNING: NSFW WARNING NSFW!

Some jimmies will be rustled, two mods will trap and beat me again, and their stories will be up live!
Punish me, I’ve been a naughty mare! Bwahahahahaha!

Oh, I forgot to mention…
NSFW NSFW NSFW!
So Verbose can’t ban me… well, he can, but it’d be corrupt since I warned everyone.

“So… are we seriously gonna have this thing here?” a golden-yellow Pegasus asked. She and another receptionist were busy looking over the Bionicle that just came in this morning.

“Well, business is slow. So he decided to bring this thing in. I ain’t complaining,” he responded.

“Well, why would he advertise it doing whatever ponies wanted?” she asked. She had read the new brochures they printed out a few days ago, claiming it would do “anything” a pony wanted. She also read the fine print underneath, something which could summon ponies who wanted more in life.

“You never know what pleases these ponies…” he said disgustedly. “I’m heading out… mind taking over, Chloe?”

She nodded. “I doubt we’ll get any pony, but OK.”

He thanked her, and left out of the hotel. On the way he bumped into an ink blue earth pony. “My bad…” he said, before he continued off. The earth pony raised his hoof in pardon, and walked into the hotel up to the receptionist desk. He was covered in some kind of white tattoos, and had a crimson cutie mark.

“So… how can I help you?” Chloe asked.

The earth pony smiled widely, and slammed his hoof on the desk. “Room me… now!” he said excitedly.

“70 bits…” she responded. The pony reached into his saddlebag, pulled out two platinum bits, and placed them down on the desk. Chloe took them, smiling, and handed him his room key. He stood standing there, however, and she became a bit irritated.

“Something else you need?” she asked.

“That robot… I want it in my room now…” he said, leaning over the desk and pointing to the charcoal android.

“NO! IT’S GOING IN MY ROOM!” a voice boomed dominantly (hint hint). Chloe turned to where the noise came from, and saw a tan earth pony, covered with red spots and having a crimson colored head. His body was extremely… flexible… to say the least, and he wore an eyepatch.

The blue pony turned around, and angrily confronted the tan one. “I paid for it first! I get the first run!” he said angrily.

“Actually, he’s right. He paid… you didn’t,” Chloe pointed out. The tan pony then walked up to the desk, and placed down three platinum bits. Wow… these ponies really want that robot… she thought to herself as she collected the bits.

As if by cue, more ponies entered the lobby, all arguing who gets first dibs on the robot. One was an orange mare, dressed in some kind of charcoal grey garbs and wearing goggles. One was a purple mare, who had a giant, eyeball for a head. One who was hidden in the shadows(sorry vintiezre, I didn’t see your OC.) so as to hide themself. And one final guest, a white unicorn with a purple mane.

Chloe sighed, and pulled out a megaphone. “EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!!” she yelled into it. They all shuddered a bit, before rubbing their ears and calming down. “Thank you. No one is getting that robot until each of you pay for a room. You,” she said quickly, pointing to the blue pony, “blue guy… and you…” she pointed again, “eyepatch… you get first dibs, but you need to leave the robot alone for now… and find something else to do. He’s recharging at the moment.”

They groaned in disappointment, and the two left outside to the pool area. The others in the lobby lined up to the desk, and each of them paid their fees with more platinum bits. Chloe smiled, and then spoke up again. “Don’t worry… he’ll be ready. For now… just kick back in the pool or spa!” They all left disappointingly at that, and she groaned in disgust. “Seriously… I need a new job…” she said to herself as she sat back down, pulled out a newspaper, and read.


Some ponies headed into the spa, such as the white unicorn, the pony hidden in the shadows, the blue pony, and the flexible one. The others headed into the pool area. All of them waited for the robot… the only reason why they all came.

The blue one was curious as to what the others would do with the robot when they got their turns, and so he asked them. Immediately, the flexible answered first quickly. “THINGS, OK!?”

“Shit. Sorry I asked…” the blue one recoiled.

The white unicorn spoke up next. “I plan to have him serve me what I need as I work on a gown.”

The pony hidden in the shadows spoke up next. “I.. uh… I planned to have him… working… on… something,” he stammered nervously.

The blue one nodded. “Yeah… me too. Name’s Blue.”

“Platus,” the flexible one answered.

“Vin,” the hidden one said.

“Rarity,” the unicorn answered as well.

Blue nodded, and just waited for the time to come.

All right! Everyone came just for Bionicle, but will they get what they wanted? Most likely not… but our first encounter will be posted soon! I’m gonna get the threesome out of the way as quickly as possible, so Blue, Vin, and Platus… prepare your jimmies.

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Jun 10, 2013 at 01:45PM EDT
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Markhaox wrote:

>two mods will trap and beat me again
>“Punish me, I’ve been a naughty mare!”

I have part three of your fanfic ready right there.

Jun 10, 2013 at 02:59PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

Markhaox wrote:

>two mods will trap and beat me again
>“Punish me, I’ve been a naughty mare!”

I have part three of your fanfic ready right there.

Jun 10, 2013 at 03:21PM EDT
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Laud Piestrings wrote:

WARNING: NSFW WARNING: NSFW WARNING NSFW!

Some jimmies will be rustled, two mods will trap and beat me again, and their stories will be up live!
Punish me, I’ve been a naughty mare! Bwahahahahaha!

Oh, I forgot to mention…
NSFW NSFW NSFW!
So Verbose can’t ban me… well, he can, but it’d be corrupt since I warned everyone.

“So… are we seriously gonna have this thing here?” a golden-yellow Pegasus asked. She and another receptionist were busy looking over the Bionicle that just came in this morning.

“Well, business is slow. So he decided to bring this thing in. I ain’t complaining,” he responded.

“Well, why would he advertise it doing whatever ponies wanted?” she asked. She had read the new brochures they printed out a few days ago, claiming it would do “anything” a pony wanted. She also read the fine print underneath, something which could summon ponies who wanted more in life.

“You never know what pleases these ponies…” he said disgustedly. “I’m heading out… mind taking over, Chloe?”

She nodded. “I doubt we’ll get any pony, but OK.”

He thanked her, and left out of the hotel. On the way he bumped into an ink blue earth pony. “My bad…” he said, before he continued off. The earth pony raised his hoof in pardon, and walked into the hotel up to the receptionist desk. He was covered in some kind of white tattoos, and had a crimson cutie mark.

“So… how can I help you?” Chloe asked.

The earth pony smiled widely, and slammed his hoof on the desk. “Room me… now!” he said excitedly.

“70 bits…” she responded. The pony reached into his saddlebag, pulled out two platinum bits, and placed them down on the desk. Chloe took them, smiling, and handed him his room key. He stood standing there, however, and she became a bit irritated.

“Something else you need?” she asked.

“That robot… I want it in my room now…” he said, leaning over the desk and pointing to the charcoal android.

“NO! IT’S GOING IN MY ROOM!” a voice boomed dominantly (hint hint). Chloe turned to where the noise came from, and saw a tan earth pony, covered with red spots and having a crimson colored head. His body was extremely… flexible… to say the least, and he wore an eyepatch.

The blue pony turned around, and angrily confronted the tan one. “I paid for it first! I get the first run!” he said angrily.

“Actually, he’s right. He paid… you didn’t,” Chloe pointed out. The tan pony then walked up to the desk, and placed down three platinum bits. Wow… these ponies really want that robot… she thought to herself as she collected the bits.

As if by cue, more ponies entered the lobby, all arguing who gets first dibs on the robot. One was an orange mare, dressed in some kind of charcoal grey garbs and wearing goggles. One was a purple mare, who had a giant, eyeball for a head. One who was hidden in the shadows(sorry vintiezre, I didn’t see your OC.) so as to hide themself. And one final guest, a white unicorn with a purple mane.

Chloe sighed, and pulled out a megaphone. “EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!!” she yelled into it. They all shuddered a bit, before rubbing their ears and calming down. “Thank you. No one is getting that robot until each of you pay for a room. You,” she said quickly, pointing to the blue pony, “blue guy… and you…” she pointed again, “eyepatch… you get first dibs, but you need to leave the robot alone for now… and find something else to do. He’s recharging at the moment.”

They groaned in disappointment, and the two left outside to the pool area. The others in the lobby lined up to the desk, and each of them paid their fees with more platinum bits. Chloe smiled, and then spoke up again. “Don’t worry… he’ll be ready. For now… just kick back in the pool or spa!” They all left disappointingly at that, and she groaned in disgust. “Seriously… I need a new job…” she said to herself as she sat back down, pulled out a newspaper, and read.


Some ponies headed into the spa, such as the white unicorn, the pony hidden in the shadows, the blue pony, and the flexible one. The others headed into the pool area. All of them waited for the robot… the only reason why they all came.

The blue one was curious as to what the others would do with the robot when they got their turns, and so he asked them. Immediately, the flexible answered first quickly. “THINGS, OK!?”

“Shit. Sorry I asked…” the blue one recoiled.

The white unicorn spoke up next. “I plan to have him serve me what I need as I work on a gown.”

The pony hidden in the shadows spoke up next. “I.. uh… I planned to have him… working… on… something,” he stammered nervously.

The blue one nodded. “Yeah… me too. Name’s Blue.”

“Platus,” the flexible one answered.

“Vin,” the hidden one said.

“Rarity,” the unicorn answered as well.

Blue nodded, and just waited for the time to come.

All right! Everyone came just for Bionicle, but will they get what they wanted? Most likely not… but our first encounter will be posted soon! I’m gonna get the threesome out of the way as quickly as possible, so Blue, Vin, and Platus… prepare your jimmies.

Where would Ace be during all this?

You know what, I don’t really wanna know. I really wanna know.

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Jimmy Lethal wrote:

Where would Ace be during all this?

You know what, I don’t really wanna know. I really wanna know.

Like I said for two or three posts four pages ago…

“Remember, use code word ‘Freeloaders’ for a pair, and ‘Dominance’ for a threesome. Mods can edit the list as they like…”

Sorry, but I already made the pairs and threesome stories. Wanna sign up for Part 2 on Page 69?

I’ll say it again, so no one forgets… WHO WANTS TO SIGN UP FOR PART 2 ON PAGE 69?
Because one part isn’t enough…

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Jun 10, 2013 at 04:14PM EDT
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@Music preferences
I shudder to think what happens when you guys go on EqBeats. I swear that bad music saps my sanity far more than bad fanfics do.

@NSFW
I’ve always wondered, why are there two NSFW cover images (one red and one blue)? At first, I thought it was to differentiate the sexy pics from the gore ones, but that isn’t the case.

@Forum Shipping Clopfic

You do realize that when I post my nightly fanfiction reading update on Fimfiction, this will have to be included, right?

Jun 10, 2013 at 04:53PM EDT
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@Music

I know it’s not cool to say I listen to AC/DC or Metallica, but damnit I like rock music both new and old.

Jun 10, 2013 at 05:19PM EDT
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@Clopfics starring Platus

That was amazing.
Though I’m not that flexible in real life.
Or am I?
I guess you’ll have to find out.
(winks internally)

Jun 10, 2013 at 05:58PM EDT
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Laud Piestrings wrote:

“Remember, use code word ‘Freeloaders’ for a pair, and ‘Dominance’ for a threesome. Mods can edit the list as they like…”

Prepare your body.

Jun 10, 2013 at 06:09PM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@TSG

that feel when you realize you’re having a discussion over the biological abilities of brightly colored equines.

Hey, stay focused. Understanding pony anatomy is important. Just chalking things up to cartoon physics and magic wasn’t good enough for Pythagorus when he invented math homework and it sure isn’t good enough for us

I like dubstep, but only if it blends into the song.

That’s one of my biggest problems with the brony dubstep too (and most other dubstep). People get this idea that Dubstep doesn’t have to flow smoothly or mesh well with other sounds/lyrics. It does.

Then again, I’m really fussy with Dubstep


@Mark

TFW you were serious about putting all of us in an NSFW fanfic…featuring Bionicle

>that feel when you used my image macro (as in I made it)

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Jun 10, 2013 at 06:25PM EDT
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>tfw you are the center of the story

>tfw you realize you are about to become a robot sex toy

@Music Discussion
I don’t know why people hate rap and country so much. Country is okay but I don’t know any good ones to listen to. Rap would be more listenable to me if it didn’t have a lot of swearing and sexual stuff. My favorite genre is house (which I dabble a bit in) but I want to listen to more kinds of music though. I mean I want to listen to genres that doesn’t sing A LOT about being in love and more inappropriate stuff like that. Which is why I also listen to classical and romantic music because it’s not overbearing to me.
And I also like to listen to really weird stuff, like this:

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Jun 10, 2013 at 06:35PM EDT

Derpy the Red Nosed fiend wrote:

Oh and thanks for everyone, especially mods, for taking the fun out of page 34.

Dear lord Daniel, do you wish to be fucking banned?

Jun 10, 2013 at 07:26PM EDT
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Jimmy Lethal wrote:

@Clopfic: Sign up Ace and Vinyl for Part 2.



There’s still time to change your OC’s name. Just saying..


Crimson Locks wrote:

On the subject of not spoilering saucy images, I think we need to remember that * cough * there are some females in this thread

Don’t make me post sexy SoarinXBraeburn, cus I will.

I’m with BSOD. I don’t think you realize how many of us would be really happy perfectly okay with you doing that.


Can we cool it with the large image dumps and videos, guys?
My browser can barely load this page right now.

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@Jimmy Lethal
I’ll hazard a guess and say it has something to do with the Van Halen song “Hot for Teacher.”

Also, is too late to get in on the forum fanfic smut? If not… freeloader.

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Blue… Platus… Vin… if you take this seriously, you’re jimmies will be rustled beyond all belief. Remember, it’s only a story.

Blue, Platus, Vin, and Rarity had all enjoyed their stays in the spa so far. The masseuse who all worked on them (my other OC, Leon) was tipped with bits, and left them to themselves for the moment.

“So… all of you planned on using the mechanical pony as well?” Rarity asked them.

Blue nodded, and Platus spoke up. “I will tell you all right now… you will want to clean that robot after I’m done with him…” he said, smiling deviously.

“What do you mean by that?” Vin asked.

“I mean… I’m gonna use that bot for my friend here… who’s been on his vacation for a few months…” he said, staring down quickly.

Blue immediately stood up at that. “I don’t think so! I haven’t had sex in six months, and you ain’t gonna take that away from me!”

Vin immediately realized this crowd was a bit cranky. “Um… wouldn’t it just be easier for both of you to use it?”

They turned to him angrily, and he lowered his ears in fear. “You ever f*ck a stallion or mare that you knew was sleeping with another douche? I haven’t!” Platus said angrily.

Blue turned to him in curiosity. “I’m sorry… did you say… stallion!?” he asked in a bit of shock.

Platus turned to him, smiling widely. “Damn right! Why… you ain’t ever dominated another stallion and made him your bitch? I wouldn’t be surprised… you look like a bottom,” Platus said cockily.

“Oh, really!?” Blue said in anger. “I’ll have you know I HAVE been with stallions before… none of them as f*cking annoying as you!”

“That sounds like a challenge…” Platus muttered angrily.

“Colts… please. You’re acting very uncouth,” Rarity said, still relaxing on the massage table.

They turned to her, and stared back at each other. They both nodded in agreement. “Sorry about that…” Blue admitted.

“Don’t blame yourself… sex deprivation does shit to you…” Platus said.

“Yeah…” Blue said wistfully. He looked down, kicked his foreleg awkwardly back and forth, and turned away from Platus, blushing.

Platus took the signs, waited a moment, and lifted Blue’s chin up to stare at him. He raised both of his brows up in a suggestive manner. “Dominance, Blue…” he said with a wide grin. He immediately closed his eyes, and locked his mouth square on Blue’s. Blue realized what happened some amount of seconds after Platus decided to go for broke, and he pulled away for a bit in shock and surprise, his eyes wide and his face more red than ever before.

Platus thought he had made a mistake, and his smile faded away. Though he thought about not doing it because something told him not to, he had broke that chain that held him back. He turned away in shame, but as he did, he felt himself being turned around, and staring at Blue’s luscious red eyes. Blue then resumed the passionate warmth of the kiss, raising Platus’s spirit.

“I’m the dominant one here,” Blue said, smiling widely. Platus then smiled back, and raised an eyebrow in glee…

To Be Continued!

Sorry, but I have to get a mod’s permission to post explicit stuff, which will involve another player in the threesome scene…

@ Jimmy Lethal

Sure thing! But she’s sleeping with Chloe… I’ll be sure to add you two to the reservation list together!


@ Level4
Afraid so… but there’s the one for Page 69! Would you like a spot in that one?

@ RandomMan

Eh… I’ll give Ace and Jimmy their moments, because I enjoy reading and creating porn I’m nice like that.


@ Crimson Locks
I would LOVE like to enjoy seeing Braeburn x Soarin photos… I mean, I am following Braeburn around like a maniac already, thanks to Stunt 101!

@ Braeburn and BSoD
Me too… all the softcore porn shipfic I posted in the spoilers, I think. My bad…

WOW! I already got reservations for my second one! Thanks guys! I’m glad you like the first one so far! I thought everyone would hate it and whip me for being such a naughty mare…, but I’">m glad you all like it!

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Something on this page is killing my tab on Chrome

Anyone else getting that? I think it’s the humongous PNG files people are using.


@Vazquez

Yea, I knew you made it. Thanks, it came in handy.


@Mark

I like where this is going. I mean…how dare you make a clopfic of me!


Keep going

And since I’m already in it, I guess I sign up for part 2 as well. Also can we get someone to redesign Platus so he isn’t butt ugly? It would make the story easier to read


@Music discussion

Again folks, we have another thread for posting music. You can talk about your preferences here or you opinion towards music but I’d rather we didn’t post any music video’s unless it’s pony related.


OC’s

Alright here’s the overview of all the OC’s we have so far.

These are all the OC’s I’m going to use. If you aren’t in it, well too bad I’m not drawing any more.

If you want the full size PNG so you can do your own shooping with it, just PM me

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Jun 10, 2013 at 08:51PM EDT
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Not sure whether to laugh or feel disturbed by this… interesting fic.

Either way, I want my OC in on the next one.

Jun 10, 2013 at 08:54PM EDT
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Jimmy Lethal wrote:

@Clopfic: Sign up Ace and Vinyl for Part 2.

Look, Jimmy, I’ll be straight here, but this is getting annoying. From what I understood Markhaox wants to create a shipfic based on OCs created by users or based on users here. Yet again you feel the need to force your pairing into it. This was the same with the family photo.

We already went through the whole “near-canon” fanon characters in the previous discussion, so I won’t repeat that. What we also concluded however was that adding Vinyl in the family photo solely to have her interact with your OC based on your headcanon was a bad case of ego, as everyone has their own headcanon and going with your idea would basically be a huge “deal with it”, middle fingers all around, to everyone else. Now again, you’re forcing your headcanon in a user-based colab, which is again a bad case of ego imo.

If markhaox is ok with adding Vinyl in combination with you, I won’t complain (and this seems to be the case, so carry on). It’s his story, so he can do whatever he’s happy with. But this was far from the first time you brought up either your OC or the ship, and its forcefulness is getting annoying, so I felt like this needed to be said. My apologies if it sounded insulting, but this was necessary. Even if this time checks out, that doesn’t mean it will in the future, and if I don’t point it out now this situation will arrise again in the future.

Pony

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@Markhaox14

Ahem… Yeah sure, might as well make my reservations early for next time around.

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