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KYM Pony General VII: Live Free or Twi Hard

Last posted Jul 06, 2014 at 04:08PM EDT. Added Apr 19, 2013 at 12:22AM EDT
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A message to DP: Stop making the rest of us look like plebs with your ludicrously long posts, or else I WILL UNLEASH BEAST MODE ON YOU.


Okay, so I’ve realized some people have criticized my Ace X Vinyl ship because OctaScratch has such a strong reputation. So, I decided that Octy constantly “hangs out” with Ace and Vinyl – EHERM I MEAN – Look, a Fluttershy!

Jun 19, 2013 at 01:01PM EDT
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Wait a second
Are you trying to drive Vinyl and Octavia apart by shipping Vinyl with Ace, while it’s clear that VinylTavia is best ship?
Do you know what they are capable of?

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Jun 19, 2013 at 01:10PM EDT
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Hmm, so the fandom survived the shitstorm? Ironically, my phone lines were sabotaged on that day, so I missed all the fun. (Damned assholes left me without internet access until the effing lines are repared!)

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Jun 19, 2013 at 01:53PM EDT
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Laud Piestrings wrote:

@ Crimson
F*cking South Park! I remember that, and how hard I laughed when all they would say was “Rob Schneider derp derpdy derp…” I can’t even remember the rest!

BTW, who has a Steam or PSN account on here? Don’t, repeat, DON’T need a Steam ID or Playstation ID, just to know whether or not you guys have one. I have plans for you… but for now, time to look innocent!



Remember way back when I said this, guys? Well, I’m starting Operation: Fire Sale soon… and those who did what they were told, as well as Master Stunt 101, will be participating in this. This list includes these users:

Fire Sale “S”:
Windigo
Twilitlord
Crimson
Dan
Exudes
BSoD
xTSGx
Stunthead

Fire Sale “P”:
Disturbed Brony

Expect to be contacted by me soon for your… “participation” in Operation: Fire Sale. Congratulations, and I hope you will enjoy Fire Sale…

Dark Horse out.

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Jun 19, 2013 at 02:30PM EDT
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Zorgenflarg wrote:

Wait a second
Are you trying to drive Vinyl and Octavia apart by shipping Vinyl with Ace, while it’s clear that VinylTavia is best ship?
Do you know what they are capable of?

Yes, but do you know what Vinyl, Octavia, and Ace are capable of?

Come back once you do, mere mortal.

Jun 19, 2013 at 04:17PM EDT
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Jimmy Lethal wrote:

Yes, but do you know what Vinyl, Octavia, and Ace are capable of?

Come back once you do, mere mortal.

Are you saying that threesomes are the answer?

Because it really looks like you’re saying that threesomes are the answer.

I have been waiting for this day for my entire life.

Jun 19, 2013 at 04:43PM EDT
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Platus wrote:

Are you saying that threesomes are the answer?

Because it really looks like you’re saying that threesomes are the answer.

I have been waiting for this day for my entire life.

I think he’s got it!

Jun 19, 2013 at 04:48PM EDT
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Derpy SJW wrote:

Platus doesn’t get out much.

Luna/Derpy/Celestia? well, I suppose it’s theoretically possible… (I assume alcohol was involved, judging by the expressions on Luna and Celestia’s faces. I’d have thought Twilight would have been more likely than Derpy, though)

Jun 19, 2013 at 05:10PM EDT
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Guys, I need to ask you something.

Some time ago, I took interest in the security field. Security is something I take very seriously, especially now that crime rates are higher than ever in my neighborhood. I think my family would feel alittle safer having a trained guard living with them and I think I would be proud to have a security job.

Now, the more involved I become with preparing to enter the field, the sillier I feel about my love for pony and it’s become difficult for me to get as involved with this thread as I used to.

Am I being too serious? Can you blame me given my situation? I don’t know what to think right now and I’d appreciate alittle feedback (but I won’t be able to respond for awhile). Thanks in advance.

Jun 19, 2013 at 05:38PM EDT

Once you go derp, you never go back!

EDIT: Was ninja’d, this was responding to the Luna/Celestia/Derpy pic.

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Jun 19, 2013 at 05:44PM EDT
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um, 2nd picture has the CMC in it, I HOPE they are simply wondering WTF is going on… the others are pretty funny.

Jun 19, 2013 at 05:45PM EDT
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Iamslow wrote:

Guys, I need to ask you something.

Some time ago, I took interest in the security field. Security is something I take very seriously, especially now that crime rates are higher than ever in my neighborhood. I think my family would feel alittle safer having a trained guard living with them and I think I would be proud to have a security job.

Now, the more involved I become with preparing to enter the field, the sillier I feel about my love for pony and it’s become difficult for me to get as involved with this thread as I used to.

Am I being too serious? Can you blame me given my situation? I don’t know what to think right now and I’d appreciate alittle feedback (but I won’t be able to respond for awhile). Thanks in advance.

Jun 19, 2013 at 05:48PM EDT
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@ Orgies
Yeah… now we’re comfortable talking about threesomes?
Welp, heading to the writing board now so I can threesome some more volunteers for the crackfic. Any volunteers out of you guys for threesomes, or are you all pairs here? Fleece ain’t gonna learn pony anatomy on his own, you know. Plus, Bionicle is gonna discover a strange brew… I’m writing it down!

@ Iamslow
I post on here even when I’m in classes. The reason is because I finish every assignment before the rest of the class gets them. The reason why is because I’m a foreigner in Britain, so I tell my doctor that it would help to get my assignments early to Skype my family. In your case, you don’t have to sacrifice your time to post on here like I do, since your career seems much more important than my future one.

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Jun 19, 2013 at 05:51PM EDT
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Iamslow wrote:

Guys, I need to ask you something.

Some time ago, I took interest in the security field. Security is something I take very seriously, especially now that crime rates are higher than ever in my neighborhood. I think my family would feel alittle safer having a trained guard living with them and I think I would be proud to have a security job.

Now, the more involved I become with preparing to enter the field, the sillier I feel about my love for pony and it’s become difficult for me to get as involved with this thread as I used to.

Am I being too serious? Can you blame me given my situation? I don’t know what to think right now and I’d appreciate alittle feedback (but I won’t be able to respond for awhile). Thanks in advance.

I’m a 26-year-old Ph.D. candidate. I devote hours upon hours of work time to logging, detailing, and planning astrometrics. I’m planning on submitting my dissertation near the end of next spring. Astronomy is serious business to me – it’s a hobby that I’ve turned into a career.

I also watch My Little Pony, talk about it with other fans, collect the toys, and occasionally argue with people over certain aspects of the show. My current avatar on a website of people who are pretty much all younger than me… is a crossdressing pony. If some of my colleagues knew, they’d probably raise an eyebrow to any of that, but it doesn’t really deter me from watching or enjoying any of it the way that I want to.

I don’t think there is really a “right” response to your question – if you decide your job requires you to treat everything in your life seriously, then that’s your decision. However, I will say that life outside your intended career will probably become rather dull if you go about it that way. You can be trained, and take security as a serious matter, and work with it as a career, but don’t strip away things you enjoy just because it seems a little silly.

Think of the fathers that go to work in formal attire and treat their work as serious business all week… then sit down on Saturday and watch cartoons with their kids, and sit around in lounging clothes on Sunday while watching sports. They take their work seriously, but know when to relax and enjoy themselves.

You can still be interested in pony and work security, you might just tone it down a little if you feel too silly being a big fan. Or, you may just give it up altogether if you feel you don’t have time for it anymore. Just remember to still enjoy yourself on occasion (on any topic), otherwise life will start to seem rather bland.

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Jun 19, 2013 at 05:55PM EDT

Laud Piestrings wrote:

@ Orgies
Yeah… now we’re comfortable talking about threesomes?
Welp, heading to the writing board now so I can threesome some more volunteers for the crackfic. Any volunteers out of you guys for threesomes, or are you all pairs here? Fleece ain’t gonna learn pony anatomy on his own, you know. Plus, Bionicle is gonna discover a strange brew… I’m writing it down!

@ Iamslow
I post on here even when I’m in classes. The reason is because I finish every assignment before the rest of the class gets them. The reason why is because I’m a foreigner in Britain, so I tell my doctor that it would help to get my assignments early to Skype my family. In your case, you don’t have to sacrifice your time to post on here like I do, since your career seems much more important than my future one.

You know what, sign up Octavia in addition to Ace and Vinyl.

Jun 19, 2013 at 05:59PM EDT
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@Iamslow

No, it’s completely inappropriate for a security guard to like pony. Ponies are for little girls, why would a grown man, let alone a big strong security type, like that shit? You’re obviously a sissy faggot and should feel ashamed of yourself. Idiot.

Jun 19, 2013 at 06:00PM EDT
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@Mark

Yeah… now we’re comfortable talking about threesomes?

Only when Me and Platus are around. We’re immune to R34 and don’t care about circlejerking

But for all other intents and purposes: keep the orgies to a lowdown on this thread. We don’t wanna scare people off again.


@Iamslow

Yea, you are probably being too serious. Your profession is separate from your pony. There’s nothing stopping you from checking pony out whenever you come back from duty and your duty isn’t any less professional just because of what you do in your free time.

Wether I’m out programming websites and designing mobile applications or chopping sheep guts into pieces and lifting dead sheep onto meathooks: I never worry what coworkers would think of me if they knew that I worked while thinking about how awesome Discord is as a villain. Because that’s my own business and nobody else’s

Just don’t bring your pony to work and you have no reason to feel self conscious or inconfident.

This is why we have different “game faces” when we do things. You have your serious face for funerals, your professional face for your career, your party face for events and your pony face for this thread. Put on the right attitude for the right occasion


@sstabeler

Take nothing seriously


@Jimmy

Alright, if you can wedge your OC in between Octy and Vinyl then I’m wedging mine in between Celestia and Luna. It ain’t princest no more.

Fair go

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Jun 19, 2013 at 06:04PM EDT
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@Iamslow

Also, you shouldn’t let your job take over your personality like that. You’re only a security worker when you’re on the job, and you never stop being all of the other things you are as well. Defining yourself completely based on the job you do just puts artificial limits on what you can be, when really it’s possible for you to have several identities at once. Human beings are complicated, nuanced, and always full of contradictions – being both a security expert and a brony should be no problem.

Jun 19, 2013 at 06:13PM EDT
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BSoD wrote:

@Jimmy
Alright, if you can wedge your OC in between Octy and Vinyl then I’m wedging mine in between Celestia and Luna. It ain’t princest no more.
Fair go

>Implying I care.

>Implying anybody cares about our OCxCanon ships.

>Implying Mike isn’t butthurt.

>Implying we aren’t allowed to ship our OCs with canon characters, no matter how small their role.

>Implying you should downvote one’s posts just because they don’t share your ship.

>Implying I don’t enjoy OctaScratch in reasonable doses.

>Implying we don’t live in a free country.

>Implying we live in North Korea.

>Implying I’m not dragging this out way too long.

>Implying implying.

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Jun 19, 2013 at 06:50PM EDT
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@Jimmy

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the gratuitous sex I’m having with two godlike princesses.

Also I didn’t downvote you

Jun 19, 2013 at 07:21PM EDT
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Iamslow wrote:

Guys, I need to ask you something.

Some time ago, I took interest in the security field. Security is something I take very seriously, especially now that crime rates are higher than ever in my neighborhood. I think my family would feel alittle safer having a trained guard living with them and I think I would be proud to have a security job.

Now, the more involved I become with preparing to enter the field, the sillier I feel about my love for pony and it’s become difficult for me to get as involved with this thread as I used to.

Am I being too serious? Can you blame me given my situation? I don’t know what to think right now and I’d appreciate alittle feedback (but I won’t be able to respond for awhile). Thanks in advance.

I think you’re being just a little too serious here. Just because you get a tougher job doesn’t mean you need to rethink your hobbies. I mean Hell, I’m employed as a Butcher I cut up cows, pigs, lamb and all that shit, come home covered in blood smelling like raw meat but that doesn’t stop my love for ponies…..if that doesn’t convince you I’m currently looking into becoming a firefighter (Being a firefighter includes being in good shape, and I don’t feel silly spending a good 2 hours at the gym bench pressing with every song from MLP season 1-3 on my phone). Okay maybe you SHOULD feel a little silly if you do what I do at the gym but then again….we’re all here talking about My Little Pony, where no one would imagine being a few years ago. It’s just a normal feeling honestly but nothing for you to be ashamed about.

@Shitstorm I looked at Equestria Girl’s IMDb page to see some reviews, I think we can safely confirm that a lot of the negative reviews are from people who didn’t watch the movie. Case in point, I took an excerpt from this guy’s review

“Holy Celestia! That movie was so bad it’s laughable. The theater was already almost empty, only a few girls and their parents were there and myself. Some left after the first 30 minutes, I made it ‘til the end. No need to write spoilers, it’s so bad anyways. I wouldn’t even encourage people to pirate it”

About the things I highlighted
1. The first one sounds like bullshit because people who DID see the movie will say that the little girls are the ones who loved the movie the MOST as they were cheering and asking for the movie to be played again.
2. Yeah “No need to write spoilers” Translation: I didn’t actually see the movie so don’t ask me for spoilers because I don’t know what happened. Or another Translation: Seems Legit

@BSoD “But for all other intents and purposes: keep the orgies to a lowdown on this thread. We don’t wanna scare people off again.”

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Jun 19, 2013 at 07:21PM EDT
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@ BSoD
That’s where I’m confused. I write about you, Platus, and the new guy in a room together, three users leave. People start talking about orgies and more threesomes, suddenly everyone wants to join in?

Maybe it’s because I wrote about it instead of posting pictures of it (you dirty, dirty people), but seriously… this confuses me deeply. But I agree… take the orgies somewhere else please, otherwise people are going to leave again.

@ Jimmy
What!? I already wrote the intro with you two, Fleece, Bionicle, and BSoD! Adding Octavia now would be as good of an idea as playing leapfrog with a unicorn!

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Jun 19, 2013 at 07:26PM EDT
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It does bear mentioning how awesome and disturbing it is that we need to have a legit “no orgies” warning every few pages.

Jun 19, 2013 at 07:27PM EDT
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Some faget said:

“…I wouldn’t even encourage people to pirate it.”

Jun 19, 2013 at 07:29PM EDT
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Platus wrote:

It does bear mentioning how awesome and disturbing it is that we need to have a legit “no orgies” warning every few pages.

It’s not a Pony Thread if we didn’t have one! Speaking of Pony thread I suppose we need one of these pictures.

Am I doing it right? Please no more IWTCIRD pictures on this page, one picture per 10 pages is enough, and that’s coming from the resident Rainbow Dash Fanboy

Jun 19, 2013 at 07:31PM EDT
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@Iamslow
That’s up to you to decide for yourself. I honestly don’t see any reason why someone who wants to work security can’t like ponies on their down time. Personally speaking, I am currently working on getting a Master’s Degree in Library Science in order to become, you guessed it, a librarian. As a male, I’ll be going into a workforce that’s nearly 80% women and the stereotype for male librarians is that they’re effeminate and/or gay.

However, that doesn’t matter to me because I want to help people access useful, authoritative information and organize said information so they can find it easier. If you truly desire to work security and to like ponies, the stereotypes about how a person within a certain profession should act and what they should or should not be do not matter and will never matter. Just my two cents.

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Jun 19, 2013 at 07:36PM EDT
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@Iamslow:
There are plenty of military bronies. There are bronies that are techno geeks * cough BSOD *, there are artists, there are cooks, there are construction workers, there are teachers, just about every career under the sun has at least one brony involved in it. Don’t let your job make you feel like you have to keep up a certain image in order to be respected in your field. Your professional life and your personal life are two totally different things, keep it that way. Congrats on the career goal, by the way.

In other news, you people are lucky I’m even bothering to peel myself away from these comics long enough to post here.

Jun 19, 2013 at 07:38PM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@Jimmy

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the gratuitous sex I’m having with two godlike princesses.

Also I didn’t downvote you

Believe me, I’ll find the culprit soon enough.

Current suspect is Mike.

Jun 19, 2013 at 07:58PM EDT
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@Mark

What I meant to say is to keep the poster-on-poster action down. That’s where shit gets freaky

But these dudes are all for showcharacter-on-showcharacter action. Can you see the difference there?

This thread derails towards horse porn in a regular basis. Always has been since the beginning.
But when users get involved in that horse porn; the gravity of the situation weighs in more and the porn feels too close to home. Especially when it seems that it takes the focus of the intended topic (MLP) and more towards the users in this thread itself. Hope that logic makes a little more sense


@Crimson

There are bronies that are techno geeks * cough BSOD *

Hey! I’m not a…well…hmm…[looks at profile. >Starcraft. >Electro music. >Software]

Nevermind.

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Jun 19, 2013 at 08:07PM EDT
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KYM Pony General in a nutshell:

Jun 19, 2013 at 08:39PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

KYM Pony General in a nutshell:

Puh-leeze, everyone knows I’m the most heterosexual person here. I’ll have you know, I watched “The best of Fluttershy” on Youtube and I only had a heart attack lasting 30 minutes.

Jun 19, 2013 at 08:44PM EDT
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@Iamslow
These are bronies:



Last guy there is an active U.S. Marine (i.e. pretty much the toughest of the tough) so I can guarantee that he takes his job very seriously, and yet he still goes around to pony conventions dressed as a character known as ‘Snowflake.’
Having a serious job does not preclude you from enjoying yourself at all unless you allow it to.


@All this sexual impropriety
Just make sure you do your due diligence first, everyone!

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Jun 19, 2013 at 08:50PM EDT
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@ BSoD
Ah… I see it now. I guess they’re either creeped out that other users are raping each other, or angry that they’re not in on the action.

Lel… I’m joking everyone!

@ RandomMan
More like KYM in general in a nutshell…

Jun 19, 2013 at 08:59PM EDT
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@sstabeler
Not the only time


my version of an OC X Cannon
suck it

Jun 19, 2013 at 09:15PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

KYM Pony General in a nutshell:

Something I learned very early in life: the more homosexual the behavior becomes, the less improper it can be. It’s math, dude.

Jun 19, 2013 at 09:15PM EDT
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Platus wrote:

Something I learned very early in life: the more homosexual the behavior becomes, the less improper it can be. It’s math, dude.

Jun 19, 2013 at 09:29PM EDT
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…And suddenly half a page is gone during my sleep… Too bad I only have one thing up there I have an immediate word on…

@OctaVinyl.

I love it… But the real question is… Why does nobody explore the relationships either had before they meet?

For example… What if one of Octavia’s old Flames turns out to be Spitfire? And their break up if any went more like “Maybe if we’re still single years from now”… What if she shows up and Octavia and Vinyl are together…

…What if the situation gets ideas in Vinyl’s head?

Which reminds me, the threesome idea does sound like something Vinyl would come up with… But you know… She probably understands Octavia’s not going to be too thrilled about the idea unless the +1 to get three is some pony she already has a thing for.

Jun 19, 2013 at 09:37PM EDT
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Lunar Protege wrote:

@OctaVinyl.
I love it… But the real question is… Why does nobody explore the relationships either had before they meet?

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Jun 19, 2013 at 09:42PM EDT
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Derpy SJW wrote:

@sstabeler
Not the only time


my version of an OC X Cannon
suck it

Listen up, horsefuckers. This is going to be our new meme. We will spread this like WILDFIRE.

Puns lel.


@People Disliking Posts: I actually don’t really give a shit. You really think I would care so much about something as trivial as that? No, it was played for laughs. I have more important things to focus on. Like moving.

Jun 19, 2013 at 09:42PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

Lunar Protege wrote:

@OctaVinyl.
I love it… But the real question is… Why does nobody explore the relationships either had before they meet?


But seriously, I’ve read worse stuff than this but for some reason this line still makes me cringe.

Jun 19, 2013 at 09:54PM EDT
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Jimmy Lethal:

@People Disliking Posts: I actually don’t really give a shit. You really think I would care so much about something as trivial as that? No, it was played for laughs. I have more important things to focus on. Like moving.

Or your OTP.

I dunno man, but the quantity might be more the reason here than the OTP itself. You’re starting to force that thing more often than Chris-chan and Sonichu.


Level4outbreak wrote:

But seriously, I’ve read worse stuff than this but for some reason this line still makes me cringe.

You should check out the Badfics Image Gallery in that case, back when I launched that article I had a blast filling up the image gallery.

^Topic related.

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Jun 19, 2013 at 10:09PM EDT
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Well, I don’t even know what to say on this thread.

@level4outbreak
Wait, worse stuff than that. Try me.

And I mean give me the absolute worst fanfic you have ever read.
Unless I missed it here on KYM.

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Jun 19, 2013 at 10:09PM EDT

@DP

I noticed that particular Horsefucking checklist Harkness test replaces the line “of course” with “bend over”. LOL KYM inside jokes leaking into everyone’s image macro’s


@Mark

Ah… I see it now. I guess they’re either creeped out that other users are raping each other, or angry that they’re not in on the action.

No need to feign jest. We all know the truth

No, no, no, this is KYM itself in a nutshell. It’s just in Pony General where the magic happens…extremely inappropriate magic…so RM’s assessment was more accurate

Jun 19, 2013 at 10:24PM EDT
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@Jimmy

Also @People Disliking Posts:
Isn’t it better to comment than just push a button of dislike? SRSLY I have always hated it that people do that. Good or bad I would rather see people talk shit or say why they dislike it than a downvote.

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Jun 19, 2013 at 10:25PM EDT
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@ Bionicle

It’s funny because it’s true! (KYM Crackfic, lel)


@ Badfics
They’re so bad, they’re good, I guess? I don’t know, but I laughed pretty hard when I saw the Kanye one. Mine was pretty terrible as well, but that’s why crackfics are there… to make us laugh at how stupid they are sometimes!

At first, people are like…

But then they’re like…


@ People Disliking Posts
Downvotes are the easy way out for anger or disagreement. I downvoted a LOT in the beginning, but now I hardly do it anymore for actual responses to disagree or point out a flaw. The responses I send out, however, are mostly when I’m really angry, and this GIF sums up most of them.

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Jun 19, 2013 at 10:34PM EDT
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Well, I’m glad to see the orgies and such haven’t changed in this thread.

As to what I have been up to? Well it turns out being married is very time consuming. Apparently, “feelings” and “bonding time”a re really important to women for some reason. I say violent videogames are way important to a healthy relationship but oh well.


Wat’s this Sunset Shimmer controversy going around? I know she’s the antagonist of Equestria Girls but what are people grilling Meghan about?


BSOD wrote:

So Equestria Girls happened…and it just kind of…happened?

Welp, I can call myself vindicated. I predicted that EqG would turn out like this. During all the shitstorms of the earlier months I kept telling people that the film would come to theaters then immediately blow over. Bronies will move on to the next thing and maybe even admit that the film turned out better than expected.

I heard it was rather decent actually. I’ll wait a while to see it.

I won’t expect a decent pirated version of the movie till the DVD and Blu-Ray release on August 6th though

So if you want to download the movie, expect really shitty camera phone versions….if that.

If anyone is in Oregon, they stand a better chance of finding me. But even then, I don’t have a working cellphone (well it works, but my phone is only good for a watch right now) so any chance of meeting someone is slim

YOU ASS!

BSOD Y U NO VISIT AUCKLAND?

Seriously though, Auckland is like a 20$ train ride from Hamilton. Hell, Britomart station is like 5 minute walk to my house.

I WANT IN ON THESE BRONY ORGIES EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT WHY DON’T YOU ENABLE ME?

Whats next on our rage agenda?

By visiting /mlp/ first, Lauren Faust has given tacit approval that pony R34 is acceptable and desired. Discuss.

Iamslow wrote:

Guys, I need to ask you something.

Some time ago, I took interest in the security field. Security is something I take very seriously, especially now that crime rates are higher than ever in my neighborhood. I think my family would feel alittle safer having a trained guard living with them and I think I would be proud to have a security job.

Now, the more involved I become with preparing to enter the field, the sillier I feel about my love for pony and it’s become difficult for me to get as involved with this thread as I used to.

Am I being too serious? Can you blame me given my situation? I don’t know what to think right now and I’d appreciate alittle feedback (but I won’t be able to respond for awhile). Thanks in advance.

What about this dude?

He seems okay with being a marine and a brony?


In other news, I am giving up my short lived scootaloo avatar because she’s just to darn cute for my sarcastic personality, so you get to keep her DeadParrot. She’s too good for me (and too good for you for that matter, but I digress)

So now I am Mr.Resetti because the new AC is made of pure Nintendocaine. Handle with care.

Jun 19, 2013 at 11:21PM EDT
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markhaox14 said:

Expect to be contacted by me soon for your… “participation” in Operation: Fire Sale. Congratulations, and I hope you will enjoy Fire Sale…

Great, now everyone’s gonna know what the “TSG” stands for. Stupid Steam, not letting me rename my account.

@Orgies/non-sexually jacking off to forum members
It seems, much like a comet returning to the sun, all thread conversations eventually lead back to having orgies with Blue Screen. It must be his destiny.

@Iamslow
What everyone else said.

Jun 19, 2013 at 11:28PM EDT
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@BP

BSOD Y U NO VISIT AUCKLAND?

I DON’T KNOW. I’M SO DISORGANIZED!


@TSG

It must be his destiny.

So my cutie mark isn’t a windows error icon? Then what the heck is it? …wait…

It’s starting to make sense! The circular shape, the intersecting lines…my cutie mark is a circlejerk!

WHAT IS MY LIFE!?

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