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KYM Pony General VII: Live Free or Twi Hard

Last posted Jul 06, 2014 at 04:08PM EDT. Added Apr 19, 2013 at 12:22AM EDT
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xTSGx wrote:

markhaox14 said:

Expect to be contacted by me soon for your… “participation” in Operation: Fire Sale. Congratulations, and I hope you will enjoy Fire Sale…

Great, now everyone’s gonna know what the “TSG” stands for. Stupid Steam, not letting me rename my account.

@Orgies/non-sexually jacking off to forum members
It seems, much like a comet returning to the sun, all thread conversations eventually lead back to having orgies with Blue Screen. It must be his destiny.

@Iamslow
What everyone else said.

Orgies with Blue Screen? I don’t understand that. Is he suppose to be hot or something because I don’t. But I totally find markhaox14 to be hot because he/she looks like Lyra. Is there some subliminal message in the PG? Is there a hidden sign somewhere in KYM?

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Jun 20, 2013 at 12:36AM EDT

Maybe it’s it that we all share an interest in MLP. And people with common interests can get along well with eachother. Maybe a bit too well in this case

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Jun 20, 2013 at 01:20AM EDT
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@Bionicle

It’s some kind of Children-Of-The-Corn thing. Every year, a user is sacrificed to the gods of shipping so that more images get uploaded to the image galleries

Last year it was Ric Tesla…but this year it must be me…


@Vazquez

Huh?

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Jun 20, 2013 at 01:34AM EDT
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@Vazquez

Dude, it was a joke. Cutie marks? Destinies? Circular mark? Circlejerking? Reference to how much circlejerking this thread does?

Oh, forget it.

Jun 20, 2013 at 01:56AM EDT
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I really appreciate all the responses, guys. You made some great points that I didn’t consider (plus it was neat finding out what fields some of you are into).

I do think I’m being too serious (and that I’m taking myself a bit too seriously, for that matter) and that I can keep my interests ballanced.

Jun 20, 2013 at 02:28AM EDT
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@ BSoD

@ Mike

You have no idea about how users… “get along…” with each other.


is to…

as…

is to…


Oh, yeah, forgot about this one…
[Insert everyone’s avatar…]
to…


@ Bionicle
Oh… um… I… I don’t know what to say…
Blushes

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Jun 20, 2013 at 02:33AM EDT
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@Mark

I have no idea what you are trying to say with that south park clip, moving on…

Oh… um… I… I don’t know what to say…

Simple explanation: It’s the Lyra avatar

Lyra is 100% waifu material and your extensive use of Lyra macro’s is exposing you to hazardous amounts of waifu radiation. As a result, you are now glowing with waifuness which should begin to coerce people into fapping non-sexually towards you.

I already have the urge to hug. We should send you to the decontamination chamber as soon as possible.

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Jun 20, 2013 at 03:43AM EDT
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This is basically how this thread works when people get bored.


Hey guys, remember that thing we were talking about on the last page?
Well…


Let the accusations fly!
(I really doubt Meghan’s going to make the same mistake twice, so Rarity x Spike episode, here we come! Wonder what this 90s reference will be?)

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Jun 20, 2013 at 03:49AM EDT
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@ BSoD
Well, you made a Children of the Corn statement that you were to be sacrificed, so I posted the “OUTLANDER!” video.
And I’m touched people want to jack off to me non-sexually hug me, even if it is for my waifu. That honestly puts a smile on my face more than any innuendo could ever do.

@ Iamslow
Well, I’m just glad our opinions mattered to you, as some people I know ask me serious questions, and when I answer sincerely and wisely, they turn around and completely ignore it, which truthfully hurts me inside.

@ DeadParrot
Your first point is accurate. Some people want to say something, and people (like me) assume it’s business in bed. Sorry about that…

Hmm… early 90’s reference… Spike x Rarity…
This is difficult… this era had a good amount of pop culture. And the ones I’m thinking of most likely aren’t it.

Jun 20, 2013 at 04:24AM EDT
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Pop Culture was a huge focus of the 1990s. As technology continued to progress and improve, there became even more means for music, television shows, movies, toys, and computer games. If you grew up in the 90s, some of the following should sound very familiar.

Music

Top Songs of the 90s

1990- “Vogue” by Madonna, “Can’t Touch This” by MC Hammer

1991-“Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana, “Enter Sandman” by Metallica, “One” by U2

1992- “Nuthin’ But a ‘G’ Thang” by Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg, “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred, “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston, “Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-a-Lot, “Jump” by Kris Kross

1993-“Mr. Jones” by Counting Crows

1994-“Waterfalls” by TLC

1995-“Wonderwall” by Oasis

1996-“Killing Me Softly With His Song” by The Fugees

1997-“Wannabe” by the Spicegirls, “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion, “Mmmbop” by Hanson

1998-“Iris” by the Goo Goo Dolls

1999-“My Name Is” by Eminem, “Say My Name” by Destiny’s Child, “Baby One More Time” by Britney Spears, “I Want it That Way” by the Backstreet Boys

Movies

Top Movies of the 90s

1990- Goodfellas

1991-Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Beauty and the Beast

1993- The Nightmere Before Christmas, Jurassic Park, Groundhog Day, Dazed and Confused

1994- Forrest Gump, The Lion King, Pulp Fiction

1995-Toy Story, Braveheart, Apollo 13

1996-Scream

1997-Good Will Hunting, Titanic

1999- Sixth Sense, The Matrix, Fight Club, Toy Story 2

TV

Top Television Shows of the 90s

Full House, Home Improvement, Coach, Clarissa Explains it All, Are You Afraid of the Dark, The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles, Dinosaurs, Step by Step, Saved by the Bell: the College Years, Boy Meets World, California Dreams, Fresh Prince of Bel- Air, Seinfeld, Spin City, Friends, Star Trek: Deep Space, the X-Files, ER, Freaks and Geeks Cartoons-Doug, Rocko’s Modern Life, Pinky and the Brain, Tiny Toon Adventures, Bobby’s World, Animaniacs, Ren and Stimpy, Rugrats, Beavis and Butthead, Hey Arnold!, X-Men

Toys

Popular Toys of the 90s

Gameboys, Computers, Tomagatchi, Skip It, Mall Madness, Slip-n-Slides, Gak , Super Soaker, Nerf Guns, Troll Dolls, Barbie

EDIT: and BSoD this may help you with your cutiemark problem

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Jun 20, 2013 at 04:33AM EDT
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@Derpy seeing that she said early 90’s I think we should look between ‘90~’95. My guess would go to Lion King

BSOD wrote

is exposing you to hazardous amounts of waifu radiation. As a result, you are now glowing with waifuness which should begin to coerce people into fapping non-sexually towards you.

Mark is best waifu

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Jun 20, 2013 at 05:16AM EDT
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markhaox14 said:

Your first point is accurate. Some people want to say something, and people (like me) assume it’s business in bed. Sorry about that…

I spend half my day on Fimfiction, if I can’t take a comment sexually, then I’m not doing my job.

Mike said:

@Derpy seeing that she said early 90’s I think we should look between ‘90~’95. My guess would go to Lion King

Oh God, I’ll fangasm if it’s a The Lion King reference. Before getting into ponies, I was neck deep in TLK fandom (as in, I had planned out a 40 part fanfic series with seven story arcs and a spinoff and had written 80,000 words worth of it). Oh, the memories. The fanfics (Chronicles of the Pridelands kicks ass). The fanart. The massive butthurt when a twelve year old won a made up “Artist of the Month” award.

What kind of a reference? Can You Feel The Love Tonight? Reenacting the Gorge scene with Ghastly Gorge? Twilight murdering Celestia, banishing Luna and taking over, only to go stark raving mad and being eaten by her friends? Hakuna Matata?

Jun 20, 2013 at 06:50AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@Vazquez

Dude, it was a joke. Cutie marks? Destinies? Circular mark? Circlejerking? Reference to how much circlejerking this thread does?

Oh, forget it.

Your cutie mark would be a pivot.

@Iamslow:

I’m glad we saved your love of ponu.

Now go and ponu till your hearts content!

Jun 20, 2013 at 06:57AM EDT
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@xTSGx
I think a Gorge scene reference would be a bit dark for MLP. That is, when you mean the scene where Mufasa dies. But the writers could of course come up with something else, but still referencing to the scene.
Maybe a song with the melody of Can You Feel The Love Tonight or Hakuna Matata.
So many possibilities…

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Jun 20, 2013 at 06:57AM EDT
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@90’s Reference in MLP
A RarityXSpike episode? The first thing that comes to mind is Rarity being a pop star and Spike being her assistant and all. It sounds irrevelant, but I immediately pictured her dancing to Britney Spear’s “Oops I Did It Again.”

To answer this Pony General question from several pages back (may be off topic; why is the text so smal!?):


What if terminators can jack-off nonsexually?
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Jun 20, 2013 at 07:12AM EDT

@RarityXSpike and Lion King gorge reference.
Had some sort of idea, worked it out in paint

Jun 20, 2013 at 07:20AM EDT
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bioniclebrony? wrote:

@90’s Reference in MLP
A RarityXSpike episode? The first thing that comes to mind is Rarity being a pop star and Spike being her assistant and all. It sounds irrevelant, but I immediately pictured her dancing to Britney Spear’s “Oops I Did It Again.”

To answer this Pony General question from several pages back (may be off topic; why is the text so smal!?):


What if terminators can jack-off nonsexually?

That… um. Yeah, I’d watch it.


Last page sucked. Let’s all put it behind us and move on. Now check this; I make characters in WWE ‘13, some of them humanized poni. As soon as I can access my PS3 again, I’ll start posting them again. After all, what’s better than ponies and pro wrestling?

Jun 20, 2013 at 08:15AM EDT
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@Bionicle the Brony: Terminators can’t jack off. Right? RIGHT?

Ahem

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Jun 20, 2013 at 01:43PM EDT
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I post ‘orgy’ and everyone complains. No more orgies!
Now everyone is okay with posting ‘sexiest pony alive’?

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Jun 20, 2013 at 04:08PM EDT
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Bruno the Rustler wrote:

@Bionicle the Brony: Terminators can’t jack off. Right? RIGHT?

Ahem

You’re all going on about sexiness, and I’m just sitting here imagining how Twilight probably knows, like, 42 different plot-based martial arts.

Are you prepared?

Jun 20, 2013 at 04:27PM EDT
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@DisturbedBrony

@Platus
Pinkie knows all the counter attacks to Twi’s plot based attacks


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Jun 20, 2013 at 04:47PM EDT
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xTSGx wrote:

What kind of a reference? Can You Feel The Love Tonight? Reenacting the Gorge scene with Ghastly Gorge? Twilight murdering Celestia, banishing Luna and taking over, only to go stark raving mad and being eaten by her friends? Hakuna Matata?

Jun 20, 2013 at 05:24PM EDT
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This picture right here.
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I agree entirely with this picture…

Jun 20, 2013 at 05:59PM EDT
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@Mike
I could totally see them doing the Gorge scene. They would have Applejack trying to save Rarity (thus pleasing the Rarijack folks), only for her to drop Rarity. It cuts to Rarity falling in slow motion screaming before zooming in on Spike as he screams “Noooooooo!”--only for Rarity to land in a bush or something, completely unharmed. She’d then get all melodramatic over it.

@Season 4

USPTO description:

Toy ponies and accessories for use therewith; dolls, doll clothing and doll accessories

It looks like season four’s going to be the “Rainbow Dash Show.” Either that, or there’s another spinoff in the works (please be a Wonderbolt show, please be a Wonderbolt show).

Jun 20, 2013 at 06:12PM EDT
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Zorgenflarg wrote:

Yo, you think Scratchie would use a bow or pick to scratch the strings? No, wait. Tom Morello already has dibs on that.

Wait.

HOLY SHIT, VINYL IS THE PONY TOM MORELLO!


So, anyway, I was thinking of keeping track of all the page gets by user. Would anybody be interested in that, see how they stack up?

Jun 20, 2013 at 10:03PM EDT
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So, anyway, I was thinking of keeping track of all the page gets by user. Would anybody be interested in that, see how they stack up?

Page gets are already the most overhyped piece of useless you can score on a thread. Giving them meaning through a scoring system would only cause further pageget whoring and actually make people compete for them (because we all know they decide who’s popular here).

So yeah, I’m a bit against. If we turn page gets into more of a contest than they already are I’d get the tension to start making pointless post so I can delete them later in case of “le epic pageget xD” whoring.

Jun 20, 2013 at 10:17PM EDT
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^

Look, this is a pony thread: We’re not exactly accomplishing the most important of works on here. Still, competing for who happens to get the most posts that are a multiple of fifty plus one is where I draw the line. Fuck pagewhoring.

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Jun 20, 2013 at 10:42PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

So, anyway, I was thinking of keeping track of all the page gets by user. Would anybody be interested in that, see how they stack up?

Page gets are already the most overhyped piece of useless you can score on a thread. Giving them meaning through a scoring system would only cause further pageget whoring and actually make people compete for them (because we all know they decide who’s popular here).

So yeah, I’m a bit against. If we turn page gets into more of a contest than they already are I’d get the tension to start making pointless post so I can delete them later in case of “le epic pageget xD” whoring.

Pagegets are cancer to KYM. What starts off as an innocent reply to a conversation turns into the Top post of the next page for the next few days causing people to go “Oh no, this was just supposed to be a tl;dr wall of text! That doesn’t look fancy! MUST FANCY IT UP NOW!”

Also, everyone knows my Pagegets are the best because I treat it like any other post. A few lines and a nice picture of best pony Rainbow Dash.

Jun 20, 2013 at 11:10PM EDT
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@Loin King
Now it’s time to play everyone’s favorite game: “How many pony parodies of the same scene can we find?!”
Crimson already posted one so…

A little more of the same!

How about one that’s a little closer to the movie? (Sibling usurping the throne)

Of course we need one with an actual king, right?

Okay, this is getting silly…"


xTSGx said:

I could totally see them doing the Gorge scene. They would have Applejack trying to save Rarity (thus pleasing the Rarijack folks), only for her to drop Rarity. It cuts to Rarity falling in slow motion screaming before zooming in on Spike as he screams “Noooooooo!”--only for Rarity to land in a bush or something, completely unharmed. She’d then get all melodramatic over it.

Fund it.
The whole scene would need to be shot from a very steep angle with Rarity absolutely panicking the whole time.
Super-dramatic close-up on the hooves eventually slipping, cut to Rarity’s pupils shrinking in terror.
Inhale for blood-curdling scream…
pomf
Wide angle shot shows that she fell about a foot down onto a couple pillows.
Cue Applejack’s ‘Seriously?’ face.



And those other people are wrong anyway!

Jun 20, 2013 at 11:50PM EDT
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but it’s fun to get a get and somewhat have first crack at that page’s topic

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Jun 20, 2013 at 11:59PM EDT
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@Page get whoring

It’s a shame that we can’t just have each thread scroll down forever like the image galleries do. That would eliminate page gets forever, since there would only ever be one page per thread. It would make long threads like this one a bit of a hassle to keep up with though.

Jun 21, 2013 at 12:07AM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

So, anyway, I was thinking of keeping track of all the page gets by user. Would anybody be interested in that, see how they stack up?

Page gets are already the most overhyped piece of useless you can score on a thread. Giving them meaning through a scoring system would only cause further pageget whoring and actually make people compete for them (because we all know they decide who’s popular here).

So yeah, I’m a bit against. If we turn page gets into more of a contest than they already are I’d get the tension to start making pointless post so I can delete them later in case of “le epic pageget xD” whoring.

Now hold up, I never said that. I would keep a tally for myself, then share it at the end of the thread.

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Jun 21, 2013 at 12:10AM EDT
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markhaox14 Wrote:

You know… we haven’t even referenced his page’s number once.

…That’s because for some reason 42 pretty much has a resonance with the meaning of death (2 Die [Dice]) to the point that saying its Japanese procounciation (Shi-ni) literally sounds like you’re saying “Death” to them.

From that one begins to think…The meaning of life is either to die… or not die… or both, depending on circumstances. And spend much of the intervening time doing things that are much happier to think about.

(Also: Death’s Phone number is essentially 42-42-564 [Shini, Shini, koroshi {Death, Death, Kill})

Now excuse me While I try to forget this line of thought ever went through my head.

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Jun 21, 2013 at 02:17AM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

So, anyway, I was thinking of keeping track of all the page gets by user. Would anybody be interested in that, see how they stack up?

Page gets are already the most overhyped piece of useless you can score on a thread. Giving them meaning through a scoring system would only cause further pageget whoring and actually make people compete for them (because we all know they decide who’s popular here).

So yeah, I’m a bit against. If we turn page gets into more of a contest than they already are I’d get the tension to start making pointless post so I can delete them later in case of “le epic pageget xD” whoring.

But I’m proud of my page getting whoring….. ;__________;

@ Lion King reference wish listing :

Can we get a villain reference Scar’s “Be Prepared”?

Please…..can I get more decent villains? Sombra was underwhelming and Discord is a good guy now. All we have is Crysalis now….we need some new badass antagonist and no, Sunset Shimmer does NOT count.

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Jun 21, 2013 at 02:31AM EDT
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@Page Get Whoring
I don’t come to Pony General for page gets, I come for the ponies.

@42!?

Jun 21, 2013 at 02:53AM EDT

Interesting question about Equestria Girls based stuff…

What if something like a cat goes through from the human side? What do they end up as? Some kind of Manticore? A Nekomata?

I mean… If Dragon=Dog going from Equestria to Humana then obviously at least a few other animals would do similar things in reverse as well…

More interesting though is an odd question… if Dragon=Cat was equally valid, then what would a cat in Humana that was a Dragon in Equestria look like in dragon form?

Jun 21, 2013 at 02:54AM EDT
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Lunar Protege wrote:

Interesting question about Equestria Girls based stuff…

What if something like a cat goes through from the human side? What do they end up as? Some kind of Manticore? A Nekomata?

I mean… If Dragon=Dog going from Equestria to Humana then obviously at least a few other animals would do similar things in reverse as well…

More interesting though is an odd question… if Dragon=Cat was equally valid, then what would a cat in Humana that was a Dragon in Equestria look like in dragon form?

I don’t think Spike turned into a dog because he was a dragon. Dogs are also known as Man’s best friend, i.e. they are defined by their relationship to man. Spike, ultimately, is defined by his relationship to Twilight. Therefore, when Twilight was transformed into a human ( Man, so to speak), Spike was transformed into Mans’ best friend- a dog.

in short, a cat would probably stay the same.

There’s also another point- maybe Spike transformed into a dog because there are NO dragons in Humana. There are no talking ponies either, which is why Twilight was transformed into a human. Therefore, most animals wouldn’t be transformed by the portal, only the ones exotic to the other side (in other words, Equestrian dragon turns into dog, but Humana dog doesn’t turn into dragon. Spike transformed both times because he was originally an equestrian dragon, the portal merely removed the transformation. Humana humans may or may not transform into ponies if they come through- it depends on if there are humans in Equestria somewhere.)

Jun 21, 2013 at 05:25AM EDT
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@Page get discussion
>mfw I’ve never gotten a page

If you guys think it’s bad here, just go on TV Tropes.

@Lion King
Man, I’m getting hit by waves of nostalgia. I might just pop back to the Lion King section of fanfiction.net to see what gone on there in the years I’ve been gone. I wonder if Kovukono’s still writing all those [Grimdark] fanfics where cubs are raped and eaten?

Speaking of the Gorge scene, gasp in horror at my first ever published fanfiction. I really need to get a cover image for it. Tweyelight’ll probably freak out a bunch of people.

EDIT: Damn it, I never changed the copyright notice. Now everyone’ll know what “TSG” means.

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