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KYM Pony General VII: Live Free or Twi Hard

Last posted Apr 16, 2014 at 03:24PM EDT. Added Apr 19, 2013 at 12:22AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@Jimmy

So, I recently had the random idea to make Blue Screen in WWE ’13. Do you guys want to see that?

The what now? Is that like some wrestling game?

Whatever it is, do what you will. Post screenshots

In the meantime, lets get back to Berry Punch.

I bet most of you guys aren’t even alcoholics. I down an entire case every Friday night, how about you?

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Oh dammit the threads over anyway. NEXT PAGE

Believe me, I’m gonna do this. Screenshots may be shitty, but there will be screenshots.


Oh, and by the way, Fluttercry thread.

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Jul 10, 2013 at 11:40PM EDT
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@jimmy

Shouldn’t have brought ponies into his lair.

Also, I can’t tell you guys how much I like this.

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Jul 10, 2013 at 11:57PM EDT
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@BSoD Fun fact, I’ve done some illegal drinking….like once and I honestly don’t see the appeal. With my 21st Birthday only a month away I’m quite sure that I won’t even be doing LEGAL drinking….like at all. Instead I’ll be spending my 21st Birthday at the Black Sabbath/Andrew WK concert.

Maybe that’s why I’m not a big fan of Berry Punch’s fanbackground…..mainly because I’m just not a fan of getting drunk/drunk people being used for a quick laugh. I just think from Clumsy Mailpony to Human Obsessed Pony to even a straight forward Doctor Who parody the whole ‘Drunk pony’ thing just seems a little ‘blah’ to me. Just my two cents.

So…..since this is a new thread maybe we should have…..

Scootaloo thread maybe?

Jul 11, 2013 at 12:09AM EDT
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Well, seeing that the previous page led for me getting awkward glances from my co-workers, I guess I’ll reconsider checking this forum during work hours.
No! Sweetie Belle Thread!

Jul 11, 2013 at 12:24AM EDT
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@Kewl

I’m sure most of you have drunk before. But there’s drinking and then there’s Berry Punch Drinking. I was about to discuss the latter.

Just getting smashed on beer stolen from dads fridge when you were underage does not bring you on Berry’s level.

One of my favorite pass-times is bringing two cases of 8%‘ers down to my friends house on the weekend and emptying all contents while we play GTA. That’s how we alcoholics handle it. I’ve never drunk illegally. Didn’t touch the stuff will I was legal age (which was 18 anyway, lel)

But if you’ve got no interest in drinking then I’ll give you the same advice I give all non-drinkers: Keep it that way.


@Vint

You look at this thread while at work? Are you mad?

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Jul 11, 2013 at 12:25AM EDT
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vintiezre wrote:

Well, seeing that the previous page led for me getting awkward glances from my co-workers, I guess I’ll reconsider checking this forum during work hours.
No! Sweetie Belle Thread!

NO! For too long we have tried to have a Scootaloo thread, but no one would participate except for Stunthead, Deadparrot and I. For too long have we tried to make a thread about Scootaloo but people would just ignore it and talk about how they want to cum inside BSoD, the next shitstorm or the next pony of the week. I have had it with these mother fucking derails in this mother fucking thread! We’re going to make a change here, not just for KYM, for the rest of the world just wanting to have a Scootaloo thread that doesn’t devolve into Chickun jokes or Scootabuse. I will make this goddamn Scootaloo thread or DIE TRYING! Now look at the goddamn Scootaloo

Now….let’s enjoy this goddamn Scootaloo thread….

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Jul 11, 2013 at 12:32AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@Kewl

I’m sure most of you have drunk before. But there’s drinking and then there’s Berry Punch Drinking. I was about to discuss the latter.

Just getting smashed on beer stolen from dads fridge when you were underage does not bring you on Berry’s level.

One of my favorite pass-times is bringing two cases of 8%‘ers down to my friends house on the weekend and emptying all contents while we play GTA. That’s how we alcoholics handle it. I’ve never drunk illegally. Didn’t touch the stuff will I was legal age (which was 18 anyway, lel)

But if you’ve got no interest in drinking then I’ll give you the same advice I give all non-drinkers: Keep it that way.


@Vint

You look at this thread while at work? Are you mad?

This was the first and last time I will check this forum at work. As they say, curiosity kills the cat. I can’t imagine what my Co-Workers are going to tell me tomorrow.

Jul 11, 2013 at 12:34AM EDT
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@Vint

Alright, what did they see? Did they find the Lyra plush? They found the Lyra plush didn’t they? Tell them where to order one.


@Kewlnoob

Fine, fine. Here hold this.

Jul 11, 2013 at 12:57AM EDT
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Haha, I’m not to sure what they saw, but apparently it shook them all.

@Kewl
Fine, I surrender.

Jul 11, 2013 at 01:05AM EDT
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Wow, finally found an MLP birthday game I won at!

I go on a monthly picnic with Princess Luna. I’m so happy, I wonder how that would go?

Luna: THIS IS A WONDERFUL PICNIC KEWLN00B! IT’S NICE THAT WE’VE HAD THIS TIME TO JUST EAT AND CHAT FOR THE LAST YEAR AND A HALF, NOW PLEASE PASS THE POTATO SALAD!!!!

Me: rubs ears What?

I’m confused, do I win or lose now?

There’s another one that says I’m pregnant with Princess Celestia’s baby, I suppose that’s plausible considering this pretty princess pony has godly magic and could probably get a man pregnant like that, and to some people this would be a win. Unknown to those people is the fact that Celestia usually eats her mates after they give birth, it was nice knowing y’all.

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Jul 11, 2013 at 01:08AM EDT
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Potato salad? Hmm, that depends. If the taters are from good ol’ Idaho, then it’s a win. Otherwise, neither win or loss.

Jul 11, 2013 at 01:16AM EDT
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This party is Scootin’

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Jul 11, 2013 at 01:43AM EDT
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Let’s do some actual conversation:

What do you imagine Scootaloo’s cutie mark being, and how do you think she’d get it?


Scootacorn:

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Jul 11, 2013 at 01:59AM EDT
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@Crazy

Actual Conversation? Good call…

Honestly, I can imagine Scootaloo’s cutie mark as either
a) her scooter, or something reminiscent of it like a tire or wheel on fire. I can imagine if she practiced far past childhood, she’d probably make scootering (if that even is the name) a professional sport in Equestria, and everyone wants to try it out, whether Pegasi, unicorn, or earth pony.
b) something with dancing, like a silhouette dancing or something like that. She hid her talent of dancing from the world until one point in her life (as an adolescent nearing adulthood) where a party sucked and she literally livened it up with her skills. She becomes a professional (not lap dancer, people), dancing against others in competitions of freestyle.
c) the Hub logo. Collective gasp

@ Birthday Game
Another one already? Let’s see… Soarin’ is my pen pal…




Oh yes… this’ll work out quite lovely…

@ RandomMan

After being saved by Tom Dan, Lyra removes the clothing she had on, as well as the gag ball.
“You saved me… is there anyway I could repay you?” she says gratefully.

Jul 11, 2013 at 04:01AM EDT
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@Birthday game
This time, I go on cruise with… Scootaloo


@Her cutiemark
A burning tire or something like that, like Mark said, seems plausible, if Scoots does something with the tricks she can pull off


@Scootaloo thread

Jul 11, 2013 at 04:31AM EDT
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@Scootaloo’s Cutie Mark.

A Pony Who’s skills are tied to Showy Displays of Skill, but only bothers with those that give off a Facade of Coolness… Which on Some level hides any levels of Cunning she might have.

In the end This Reminds me of one other Character in Particular…

…And that Character has ONE Good Symbol Associated with her.

So maybe Scootaloo’s Cutie Mark is Libra?

Jul 11, 2013 at 04:31AM EDT
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After being saved by Tom Dan, Lyra removes the clothing she had on, as well as the gag ball.
“You saved me… is there anyway I could repay you?” she says gratefully.

Tom pauses for a moment to consider this offer. First he raises a rocky eyebrow and then puts on a rather seductive face

“Well, maybe there is some way you can…repay me” Tom continued with a slight hint of rose quartz appearing on his stony cheeks to indicate a slight blush. His gaze piercing through the Aviators back at Lyra

“Yes, Tom?” Lyra inquired, slowly moving her hoof against Toms chest to feel his literally rock hard abs

“A man like me just needs…someone to cave-in with.” Tom continued

“Mmm hmm?” Replied Lyra, bringing herself closer.

“There’s a canyon in my heart for a lucky lady” says Tom

“Of course” Lyra sighs, bringing herself ever closer, her lips moistening…ready to connect…

…See that cliff over there?" Tom said, pointing right over Lyra’s shoulder

“Huh?” said Lyra. Lyra turned around with a sharp jerk to peer behind her. She could see nothing but a large cliff face in a distance. Some boulders balancing on top

“Yep, that’s her. That fine piece of granite. Resting up there on that cliff edge, all precarious…Gracious …Must have brought her up from the most diamond rich metamorphic layer in the continent” Tom explained, with a wishful sigh in the tone of his voice. “I’m going to give her a serenade. Bitches love serenades. Do you think you can…you know…play the harp for me while I sing Black Betty to her? Yea that outta be romantic.”

Lyra stared at Tom with a stunned expression…“Um…sure…okay” she stammered out…

Oh wait we were talking about Scootaloo. Shit

Um…Scootaloo with have a scooter for a cutie mark…yea…discussion!

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Jul 11, 2013 at 04:44AM EDT
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So I hear you Lyra-freaks were looking for a new thread topic…
I just might have a little something for that…


@Birthday game
‘Camping with Zecora’
O…kay?
She kind of already lives in the forest, but whatever.
(I never have any luck with these things. You’d think that with the dozens and dozens of them out there, the Law of Averages would work in my favor at some point, but I have only ever been paired with Scootaloo in one. Ever. And that one time was set during a zombie apocalypse so I can’t even call that one much of a win. No, I’m not asking someone to intentionally rig a birthday game for me. Yes, I am.)

Mike said:

This time, I go on cruise with… Scootaloo

Haha!
Though I have been ignored again by the birthday game gods, I do not wish to steal your fate… for I have already accomplished it!
My grandma took a bunch of us on a Carnival cruise last year for her 80th birthday, and I was able to smuggle some ponies aboard.
I was too embarrassed for the most part to take them out during the day though, so have a crappy night shot.
See? Why can’t I get birthday game results that actually have something relevant to me in them?


@Drunkenness
I’m in Kewl’s boat on this one, minus the illegal drinking.
Literally, my only direct experience with alcohol was those little tiny cups of communion wine back when I was in a private school, and even then, with that small amount, I hated it.
Anytime I could manage it, I would actually try to steal the normal grape juice cups that they had reserved for people who were ‘allergic to alcohol.’
(Or that’s how they explained it to us as kids, at least. Looking back, they were probably there for recovering alcoholics or something. God, did I inadvertently cause a few relapses as a child?)
But yeah, I’m 25 now and have zero interest in drinking.
I obviously never harp on other people who do drink (i.e. basically every single person I meet), but it does lead to a lot of conversations where I have nothing to contribute.

Peep 1: “We went to Black Angus and got this crazy drink! It was so strong, you could smell the alcohol!”
Peep 2: “Oh, that sounds awesome! I’ll have to try that! Next time you’re in Vegas, you should totally get wasted on these things, too!”
Me: “Hehe… Yeah… Woo…”

I do still like Berry though for one significant reason: She’s fictional.
I grew up (and continue to grow up) on ‘alcoholic’ characters in TV and movies, Homer Simpson being pretty much the biggest.
I can laugh at fictional drunken stupors because, in pretty much all cases, alcoholism is not being glorified (as some have accused).
It isn’t really ‘glorifying beer’ if beer seems to be a sure-fire sign that something incredibly stupid is about to happen.
So yeah, I can laugh like hell at some great lines like this:

not because i think they are true, but because I know that they aren’t.
Honestly, if anything, watching all the ridiculous trouble that could be directly attributed to Homer’s drinking allowed me to make the connection that ‘drinking = bad,’ even at a pretty young age.
Because they are being used for comedic effect, I have no problem whatsoever with fictional alcoholics, so long as they get their comeuppance.


@Scootaloo’s cutie mark
Well, if I can plug my own critically-acclaimed, universally-loved, and absolutely flawless fanfic, Tiny Wings, I still stand by that idea, which is roughly mark’s first option too.
Mine was a winged tire sort of along the lines of what I’ve seen some artists use.
Basically, something that relates to her passion for scootering without being too specific as i always assumed that Scoots would branch out into other extreme sports as well.


Now, if you’ll all excuse me, I’m off to bed.

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Jul 11, 2013 at 05:00AM EDT
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@DeadParrot
Well, if you’d like, you can go on the cruise with me and Scoots..
Heh, you go to bed, I just got out of it


@Drunkeness
I’m with DeadParrot on this one. In the year that I’m able to drink legally (16 at the moment in the Netherlands) I’ve drank 14 glasses and 4 bottles of beer, which were during a Christmas thingy school organised and during a friend’s birthday. I have almost no interest in drinking, and frankly, I don’t even like beer that much. Plus, it’s ridicously expensive nowadays, and most of my friends live 20+ km’s away, which is too much to travel at night.

Jul 11, 2013 at 05:11AM EDT
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@DP

Literally, my only direct experience with alcohol was those little tiny cups of communion wine back when I was in a private school, and even then, with that small amount, I hated it.
Anytime I could manage it, I would actually try to steal the normal grape juice cups that they had reserved for people who were ‘allergic to alcohol.’

You had actual wine in communion? I don’t suppose you went to an Anglican church no?

The Apostolic places I grew up in only used grape juice. Wine is too expensive and the parents hated giving alcohol to their kids. Kids hated getting wine too. It’s something you don’t get a taste for till you are older. In fact I’m older and I still won’t binge on wine. I’ll stick to my Bourbon thanks

Hehe, goes to show that serving wine in communion makes no difference on your kids drinking habits. You got wine and hate the stuff. I never did and…well…lets just say I like Berry because I relate to her.

So I hear you Lyra-freaks were looking for a new thread topic…
I just might have a little something for that…

I’ll take your offer. I’ll pay you in Scootaloos

Jul 11, 2013 at 05:18AM EDT
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@Guy Who Married Twilight
Please, that was so six months ago. We’ve moved on to the guy on DeviantART who started an anti-Twilicorn group and wrote a Declaration of Independence from canon. You think I’m joking?

In Special Session of [GROUP NAME REDACTED], July 4, 2013

The unanimous Declaration of the BronyCanon fans of Terra.



10 score & 37 years, a group of intelligent, well-minded men created a new nation on the continent of North America. On their founding document, they stated that “When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” It was with these words that liberated those former colonies from their imperial and corporate overlords and establish what would become, through good times and bad, the sole world superpower as of this date. Now, on that nation’s day of independence, the time has come for another declaration of separation only not from any legal body, but instead from the new frontier known as the Internet. In that untamed wilderness, there exist a group of people who share a fascination with a wondrous, magical world of multi-colored equines and the magic of friendship. This is our story.



When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one group of fans to dissolve the canonical bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of the Omniverse and of the Omniverse’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of the Internet requires that they should declare the causes which had impelled them to their separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all canons are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator(s) with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Existence, Liberty and the pursuit of Equality.--That to secure these rights, Movies, television shows, video games, and comics are created, deriving their just powers from the consent of the fans and the corporations, That whenever any Form of Corporation becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Fans to alter or to abolish it, and to institute a new canon, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to affect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Canons long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience has shown, that fans are more disposed to suffer, while evils are insufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpation’s, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Corporate Fascism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such demagogues, and to provide new custodians for their future security. Such has been the patient sufferance of these fans; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Order. The history of the present corporation of Hasbro is a history of repeated injuries and usurpation’s, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over this Canon. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid and curious world.


They have created a monopoly of opinion across most of the major websites in which Bronies congregate. Doing this makes it virtually impossible for someone to raise an opinion against the changes without reprisal

They have used the writers as a voice-box to spread their vile propaganda worldwide and to make it look like they are infallible in everything they do.

They continue to use outdated and sexist cliches in their work instead of doing something new and innovative.

They have been guilty of the most blatant Executive Meddling in Animation history since the cancelling of Sym-Bionic Titan and the Eisner era of Disney.

They have funded politicians to pass laws that would alter copyright laws into their favor

They continue to enforce a modern day system of slavery in Southeast Asia which in turn causes massive unemployment in the United States

They continue to destroy the minds of impressionable children everywhere that talks down to them and treats them like idiots instead of individuals who will need knowledge in order to inherit the world.

They twist the words of the original show-creator in an Orwellian way to further support their views



In nearly every stage of these Oppression’s, We have petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A CEO whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant is unfit to be the ruler of a canon.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brony brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by the writers to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our opinions and judgment. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpation’s which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. Some respond with threats against our well-being. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.



We, therefore, the Representatives of the Brony fandom, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good Fans of this fandom, solemnly publish and declare, That this Canon is, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to DHX Studios, and that all connection between them and the Hasbro corporation, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent Canons, they have full Power to make stories, create characters, form Multi-media alliances, establish Order, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Canons may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Loves, our Dreams, and Ourselves. And if we may fall in some great battle, let us pledge that we shall not have died in vain, that this world under all Gods shall have a new birth of freedom and whatever form of government they may take, let us hope it will be a government of the people, by the people, for the people, that shall not perish from the earth. So In conclusion, the Real Bronies everywhere support every revolutionary movement against the existing order of things. The Real Bronies disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing corporate conditions. Let the ruling classes tremble at a Brony revolution. The fans have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win.

Fans of the world unite!


-Equinox-2nd Royal Historian of Equestria, Protector of the Multiverse, High Chancellor of Canon, Commander-in-Chief of all armed forces, Fellow Brony.

(inb4 banned for “affairs of other boards”, which I’ve actually noticed, isn’t in the Forum Rules.)

@Drinking
I’ve only had alcohol three times in my life. Once, when my mom bought some alcohol-infused gelato without reading the ingredients. Then, she later bought a rum cake, again, without reading the ingredients. Then, my dad let me try some horrible cheap wine one New Year’s that was one of the most bitter and sour things I’ve ever tasted. I’ll stick with Faygo. It’s cheaper, doesn’t require a photo ID, and doesn’t kill my liver.

@Scootaloo

I never realized how few Scootaloo pictures I have faved.

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@Drinking
I personally didn’t drink until I was 21 because I never saw the appeal in the college parties everyone at my university thought were awesome (I pretty much spent my time hanging out at the local music venues and saw concerts there instead) and I’ve been stumble-around drunk only 2 or 3 times. Some of my highest upvoted posts on the forums are from those 2 or 3 times actually. I hate hard liquor though and I typically stick with craft beer. Liquor just never sits well in my stomach.

@Kewln00b
You’re seeing Andew WK and Black Sabbath for your birthday? Damn, I’m legitimately jealous of you.

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@ Drinking

Haha… yeah… I remember my first hard liquor…
Cue flashback
First year out of the house, attended my first party. It wasn’t too large and out of control, but it was a good number of people. Drank two glasses of Scotch before I got legally drunk, so I had to take a cab home.

Pretty much what I did at the party after drinking. Now I stay away from hard liquor and have no more than a pint or two of Guinness.

@ DeadParrot222
Chickun?

@ BSoD

Lyra seems a bit disappointed… but complies to Tom’s wish.

“Well… there’s always the background ponies…” she says to herself as she plays.

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Jul 11, 2013 at 08:44AM EDT
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Why is Everyone Talking about Booze? Not sure where this topic started.
I don’t like Alcohol… I prefer to be Wide awake than fast asleep…
And on that Note:

…Time for More Coffee…

Jul 11, 2013 at 08:49AM EDT
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@Drunkeness

I’ve never actually heard of Berry Punch before recently as a fandom-pony, but she reminds me of Helga Pataki’s mum in Hey Arnold..

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@Scootaloo

I imagine her cutiemark would be more personality based rather then based on her skills alone, though it would make sense for it to relate to scooting in some way or another.. since majority of cutiemarks are given away in the name of the pony. With Sweetiebelle and Applebloom it’s easier to guess since you can’t have Michelle Creber’s singing voice and not gain a singing cutiemark, and Appleblooms will most likely run in the family.

my favorite Scootaloo face:

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It’s official, this is a chickun thread now

@Scootaloo’s Cutie Mark: Heck, I don’t know. A scooter? Really, what she does anyway? Of all the CMC Scoots never showed anything that she was special with.

@Drinking: I’m the guy who always have to drink juice or soda so I can help the others who can’t even stand up. Besides, I never was into drinking. The further I went was drink some apple cider with my father in New Year’s Eve.

@Lunar: Coffee, now, that’s something I adore!

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Bruno the Rustler wrote:

It’s official, this is a chickun thread now

@Scootaloo’s Cutie Mark: Heck, I don’t know. A scooter? Really, what she does anyway? Of all the CMC Scoots never showed anything that she was special with.

@Drinking: I’m the guy who always have to drink juice or soda so I can help the others who can’t even stand up. Besides, I never was into drinking. The further I went was drink some apple cider with my father in New Year’s Eve.

@Lunar: Coffee, now, that’s something I adore!

Chicken thread?

Well, I looked as hard as I could, but I could only find pictures of this actor guy:

Jul 11, 2013 at 09:11AM EDT
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markhaox14 wrote:

@ Drinking

Haha… yeah… I remember my first hard liquor…
Cue flashback
First year out of the house, attended my first party. It wasn’t too large and out of control, but it was a good number of people. Drank two glasses of Scotch before I got legally drunk, so I had to take a cab home.

Pretty much what I did at the party after drinking. Now I stay away from hard liquor and have no more than a pint or two of Guinness.

@ DeadParrot222
Chickun?

@ BSoD

Lyra seems a bit disappointed… but complies to Tom’s wish.

“Well… there’s always the background ponies…” she says to herself as she plays.

Did someone say background pony?

:

Do you want to come with me? If you do I should warn you, you’re going to see all sorts things, ghosts from the past, aliens from the future, the day the earth died in a ball of flame.. It won’t be quite and It won’t be safe and it won’t be calm but I can tell you what it will be, a trip of a life time.. and probably in Cardiff..

Jul 11, 2013 at 09:23AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@Vint

Alright, what did they see? Did they find the Lyra plush? They found the Lyra plush didn’t they? Tell them where to order one.


@Kewlnoob

Fine, fine. Here hold this.

“Where they can order one”
There’s more than one?!

@Birthday Game: I run for office with Rainbow Dash… All I could think of is we’d both be campaigning to abolish speed limits.

@Scootaloo’s Mark:

DAMMIT DASH!
I ain’t running for office with a pedo! D:<

@Drinking: I’m 18 (the legal age for alcohol in England) and I drink sometimes, one of my huge favorites is cider actually, though I like some other stuff too. Hate beer though, ick.
How much it takes to get me drunk seems to vary wildly.

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@Birthday Game: I share a computer with Bon Bon.


@Scootathread:


@Drinking: Seeing as I’m fifteen, I’m not legally able to drink here in the States. I have had beer on a few occasions, though.

Jul 11, 2013 at 11:00AM EDT
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Sweetie Belle is the best, cutest, most adorable, most snugglable, most graceful, least shallow, least peasant-like filly in all of Equestria, and don’t any of you forget it. She’s also the only member of the CMC with any decent prospects for her future, so she’s got that going for her.

@Drinking

The last party I went to was broken up by the police helicopter, which makes for a good story and all, but fuck still being underage and actually having parties broken up.

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@Drinking

Thing A you need to know: I’m a grad student, and most of my research is on the literature of James Joyce.
Thing B you need to know: All Joyce scholars are functioning alcoholics. ALL OF THEM.

So the reason I was gone was, basically, that I was spending a week pickling my liver with a bunch of grad students. My blood is now so toxic that I am totally immune to disease.

Jul 11, 2013 at 11:09AM EDT
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xTSGx wrote:

@Guy Who Married Twilight
Please, that was so six months ago. We’ve moved on to the guy on DeviantART who started an anti-Twilicorn group and wrote a Declaration of Independence from canon. You think I’m joking?

In Special Session of [GROUP NAME REDACTED], July 4, 2013

The unanimous Declaration of the BronyCanon fans of Terra.



10 score & 37 years, a group of intelligent, well-minded men created a new nation on the continent of North America. On their founding document, they stated that “When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” It was with these words that liberated those former colonies from their imperial and corporate overlords and establish what would become, through good times and bad, the sole world superpower as of this date. Now, on that nation’s day of independence, the time has come for another declaration of separation only not from any legal body, but instead from the new frontier known as the Internet. In that untamed wilderness, there exist a group of people who share a fascination with a wondrous, magical world of multi-colored equines and the magic of friendship. This is our story.



When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one group of fans to dissolve the canonical bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of the Omniverse and of the Omniverse’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of the Internet requires that they should declare the causes which had impelled them to their separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all canons are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator(s) with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Existence, Liberty and the pursuit of Equality.--That to secure these rights, Movies, television shows, video games, and comics are created, deriving their just powers from the consent of the fans and the corporations, That whenever any Form of Corporation becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Fans to alter or to abolish it, and to institute a new canon, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to affect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Canons long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience has shown, that fans are more disposed to suffer, while evils are insufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpation’s, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Corporate Fascism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such demagogues, and to provide new custodians for their future security. Such has been the patient sufferance of these fans; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Order. The history of the present corporation of Hasbro is a history of repeated injuries and usurpation’s, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over this Canon. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid and curious world.


They have created a monopoly of opinion across most of the major websites in which Bronies congregate. Doing this makes it virtually impossible for someone to raise an opinion against the changes without reprisal

They have used the writers as a voice-box to spread their vile propaganda worldwide and to make it look like they are infallible in everything they do.

They continue to use outdated and sexist cliches in their work instead of doing something new and innovative.

They have been guilty of the most blatant Executive Meddling in Animation history since the cancelling of Sym-Bionic Titan and the Eisner era of Disney.

They have funded politicians to pass laws that would alter copyright laws into their favor

They continue to enforce a modern day system of slavery in Southeast Asia which in turn causes massive unemployment in the United States

They continue to destroy the minds of impressionable children everywhere that talks down to them and treats them like idiots instead of individuals who will need knowledge in order to inherit the world.

They twist the words of the original show-creator in an Orwellian way to further support their views



In nearly every stage of these Oppression’s, We have petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A CEO whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant is unfit to be the ruler of a canon.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brony brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by the writers to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our opinions and judgment. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpation’s which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. Some respond with threats against our well-being. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.



We, therefore, the Representatives of the Brony fandom, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good Fans of this fandom, solemnly publish and declare, That this Canon is, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to DHX Studios, and that all connection between them and the Hasbro corporation, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent Canons, they have full Power to make stories, create characters, form Multi-media alliances, establish Order, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Canons may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Loves, our Dreams, and Ourselves. And if we may fall in some great battle, let us pledge that we shall not have died in vain, that this world under all Gods shall have a new birth of freedom and whatever form of government they may take, let us hope it will be a government of the people, by the people, for the people, that shall not perish from the earth. So In conclusion, the Real Bronies everywhere support every revolutionary movement against the existing order of things. The Real Bronies disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing corporate conditions. Let the ruling classes tremble at a Brony revolution. The fans have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win.

Fans of the world unite!


-Equinox-2nd Royal Historian of Equestria, Protector of the Multiverse, High Chancellor of Canon, Commander-in-Chief of all armed forces, Fellow Brony.

(inb4 banned for “affairs of other boards”, which I’ve actually noticed, isn’t in the Forum Rules.)

@Drinking
I’ve only had alcohol three times in my life. Once, when my mom bought some alcohol-infused gelato without reading the ingredients. Then, she later bought a rum cake, again, without reading the ingredients. Then, my dad let me try some horrible cheap wine one New Year’s that was one of the most bitter and sour things I’ve ever tasted. I’ll stick with Faygo. It’s cheaper, doesn’t require a photo ID, and doesn’t kill my liver.

@Scootaloo

I never realized how few Scootaloo pictures I have faved.

Man, them neckbeards need to know when you use the term ‘Bronies’ in a serious declaration like that…..well people will stop taking you seriously. Man, that’s worse than the ‘Liberate Twilight Sparkle’ twitter group I saw.

Jul 11, 2013 at 11:32AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@Jimmy

So, I recently had the random idea to make Blue Screen in WWE ’13. Do you guys want to see that?

The what now? Is that like some wrestling game?

Whatever it is, do what you will. Post screenshots

In the meantime, lets get back to Berry Punch.

I bet most of you guys aren’t even alcoholics. I down an entire case every Friday night, how about you?

[edit]

Oh dammit the threads over anyway. NEXT PAGE

Isn’t this a Christian website full of kids, you are all jailbait anyway.

As for drinking, I’m a beer man, and me and my friends go out each Saturday excluding a few due to reasons. Plus each vacation I also get together for a few days with some bros from other parts of the country which also involves drinking. So yeah, I’m experienced with beer.


Birthday Game: Go on a yearly cruise with Twilight Sparkle (yes, it’s tomorrow).

YOU ALL JELLY BROS!


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Jul 11, 2013 at 01:40PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

Isn’t this a Christian website full of kids, you are all jailbait anyway.

As for drinking, I’m a beer man, and me and my friends go out each Saturday excluding a few due to reasons. Plus each vacation I also get together for a few days with some bros from other parts of the country which also involves drinking. So yeah, I’m experienced with beer.


Birthday Game: Go on a yearly cruise with Twilight Sparkle (yes, it’s tomorrow).

YOU ALL JELLY BROS!


Although being legally able to drink I don’t really drink other then a droplet once in awhile at parties, I’m more of a tea-drinker myself, which I suppose makes me a contributor to the British stereotype..

Also Happy Birthday for tomorrow!

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Jul 11, 2013 at 02:39PM EDT
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I have had beer in my house a few times when my dad said I could. The most I’ve probably ever had is half a bottle of Rolling Rock. Didn’t even get drunk off it.


@BSoD on WWE13: Okay, so I made Blue Screen, took a picture on my phone, connected my phone to my laptop – and it’s gone. What’s worse is since it’s the last picture I took, I can’t access my fucking gallery from the camera! And you know what that means? I HAVE TO TAKE THE FUCKING PICTURE ALL OVER AGAIN!!!

Jul 11, 2013 at 02:58PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

[I’m just going to leave this here]

South Carolina seems underanalyzed. I’ve met a lot of bronies in the Charleston area so far. Maybe it’s just Charleston, though. Either way, once I move to Tampa, I could care less.


@BSoD on WWE ‘13 – Here it is, in all it’s glory.

Jul 11, 2013 at 03:52PM EDT
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Gender of Respondents:

Male: (3,894) 86%
Female: (551) 12%
Unsure: (48) 1%
Neither: (54) 1%

What? Fandom confirmed for having fifty-four hermaphrodites (or intersexuals if you want the PC term).

Jul 11, 2013 at 06:21PM EDT
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xTSGx wrote:

Gender of Respondents:

Male: (3,894) 86%
Female: (551) 12%
Unsure: (48) 1%
Neither: (54) 1%

What? Fandom confirmed for having fifty-four hermaphrodites (or intersexuals if you want the PC term).

Or it could be that a handful of people don’t want to identify as a certain gender. You shouldn’t assume a person’s biology just from their response to a multiple-choice question.

and besides gender =/= sex anyway.

Jul 11, 2013 at 06:24PM EDT
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@Birthday game
Go camping with Derpy. I can Imagine it now…

“Derpy! Could you put out the campfire?”

@Drinking
I like drinking on occasion. I’ve only been drunk twice in my life though.

Good deed of the day: gave my two nieces two My Little Pony comic books.

Jul 11, 2013 at 06:32PM EDT
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Lunar Protege wrote:

Why is Everyone Talking about Booze? Not sure where this topic started.
I don’t like Alcohol… I prefer to be Wide awake than fast asleep…
And on that Note:

…Time for More Coffee…

I like to enjoy the occasional beer now and then, but if all the alcohol on the planet disappeared, it really wouldn’t bother me. Caffeine on the other hand…I fucking hate with a burning passion.

I am addicted to caffeine, and no, this isn’t the cute “Oh my God, I love this so much, I’m like addicted to it.”…I’ll literally start experiencing withdrawal symptoms if I don’t get my morning cup of coffee: I’ll get the jitters, headaches, and I’ll barely be able to keep my eyes open even though I got a full night’s rest.

I don’t even fucking like coffee anymore. I get the cheapest, rankest shit I can find and quaff it black just so that I can ingest the wretched caffeine I need to start the day. Fuck coffee.

…God damn it, I think I need a cup of coffee.

Jul 11, 2013 at 06:48PM EDT
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xTSGx wrote:

Gender of Respondents:

Male: (3,894) 86%
Female: (551) 12%
Unsure: (48) 1%
Neither: (54) 1%

What? Fandom confirmed for having fifty-four hermaphrodites (or intersexuals if you want the PC term).

Perhaps they’re transgender? Or maybe some weird hipster “can’t classify” bullshit. I’m hurting my brain. Have some pony coffee.

Jul 11, 2013 at 07:05PM EDT
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Bruno the Rustler wrote:

Meanwhile…

Fluttershy dies all the time because the clone Fluttershy’s don’t have the REAL Fluttershy’s stare so whenever a clone tries the stare on a bear or dragon well……………Yeah.

Also Dash, now there’s two of you

I couldn’t resist.

Jul 11, 2013 at 07:17PM EDT
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@Jimmy Lethal

You do me proud son. New avatar acquired


@Drinking

Finally some solid drinkers in here. Thank you RM and Platus. I was beginning to get worried.

It has also suddenly occurred to me that all KYM moderators are rampant alcoholics

Jul 11, 2013 at 08:00PM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@Jimmy Lethal

You do me proud son. New avatar acquired


@Drinking

Finally some solid drinkers in here. Thank you RM and Platus. I was beginning to get worried.

It has also suddenly occurred to me that all KYM moderators are rampant alcoholics

It’s what happens when you’re a KYM moderator. We’re all a stress inducing bunch.

Jul 11, 2013 at 08:06PM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@Jimmy Lethal

You do me proud son. New avatar acquired


@Drinking

Finally some solid drinkers in here. Thank you RM and Platus. I was beginning to get worried.

It has also suddenly occurred to me that all KYM moderators are rampant alcoholics

It’s no coincidence. The first half hour of the entry mod interview is all about booze and booze accessories.

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Jul 11, 2013 at 08:11PM EDT
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Kewln00bs name isn't special wrote:

Fluttershy dies all the time because the clone Fluttershy’s don’t have the REAL Fluttershy’s stare so whenever a clone tries the stare on a bear or dragon well……………Yeah.

Also Dash, now there’s two of you

I couldn’t resist.

Indeed.

Jul 11, 2013 at 08:25PM EDT
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