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KYM Pony General VII: Live Free or Twi Hard

Last posted Jul 06, 2014 at 04:08PM EDT. Added Apr 19, 2013 at 12:22AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) Wrote:

@Lunar

Oh boy, hands. Nasty little things to vecotor. When using pencil it is easy enough. Just write a series of the letter J and BAM you got fingers. But when vectoring, you gotta visualize where all the joints go and all kinds of rubbish

Okay you have the fingers on Lyra angled a little too sharply downwards. From the way her wrist is rested, they would appear a bit straighter than that. Otherwise you got the shape alright. Personally I would use EqG only as a guideline on hand shape but not dimensions. I wouldn’t copy EqG proportions unless I was making an actual Equestria Girl

I’d reduce the length of the fingers overall. They seem too long and spidery. In fact I note that you still drew your characters hella skinny. Why do you do this? Their respective height and arm length in comparison to their girth makes them look anorexic. When the time comes where you gotta draw a character that actually is anorexic, what are you gonna do? Draw a stick figure?

In any case, I like your art, keep it up.

Ironically, the Finger length thing may have been done better in an image I did later that Night. that was for a Dragon Pony Thing. Even though its not supposed to be Anthro.

…Though I’m sure it has its own problems…

As for Girth… You mention that they seem Skinny compared to Arm Length? I kinda thought I drew the Arms too long if anything.

But Otherwise, I don’t really know much on Proportions for Humans… I’m going to have to work on that aren’t I? Was there a Formula or something? Two Head Widths Wide for the Rib cage? Or was it One and a Half?

Excuse me while I make a miserable attempt to figure this out.


Edit: Oh man, First post of Page… Does this mean this page is going to be devoted to fan art method?

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Jul 16, 2013 at 02:03AM EDT
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@Platus

I’m setting up the synopsis right now:

Changelings are spotted infiltrating Equestria again. Celestia is the first to go and Chrysalis takes her form because that’s how real body snatchers do it: take over the leadership.


Luna detects that her sister is not her sister. But Chrysalis Celestia banishes her again.


With Twilight in the human world attending high school and Cadence on her honeymoon, Luna goes to Discord for help. They form the Justice league and enlist the help of Dr.Whooves (because hes good with invasions), Rainbow Dash (because she insisted) and George Carlin (because they needed someone to tell Changelings to go fuck themselves)


[commence montage of changeling asskickery and George Carlin insulting mothers]


Pinkie, Rarity and Fluttershy are bodysnatched. Applejack is saved. Discord turns applejack into an alicorn just to act as temporary rulership


Meanwhile Lyra is sent into the human world to find Twilight. She fails after meeting her human counterpart where she falls in love with herself and abandons her mission.


Dan and flufflepuff are also bodysnatched


Chrysalis hatches a plan to thwart the justice league by inviting Justin Beiber to play in equestria. The plan is an overall success as the superior TROLOLOLOLing puts Discord to shame and he is defeated. Changelings subvert most of the population gathered at the concert. Beiber is also bodysnatched. George Carlin steals the stage and begins performing in front of the changelings. He calls this “the best audience he’s ever had” and abandons the mission


Fluttershy is revealed to be alive. PLOT TWIST. She’s a mad scientist that planned the entire invasion as well as faking her bodysnatching as part her plan for world domination. This serves to distract Luna which further contributed to the leagues failure. Luna ruins part of Fluttershys plan but Fluttershy defeats Luna with her Gundam robot and then escapes to the future in her time machine. Dr. Whooves pursues. They are not heard from again leaving all survivors with no more heroes and no plan


Trixie takes it upon herself to stop the changelings once and for all. She summons the forces of hell to her bidding as an army to combat to changelings. This goes about as well as you would expect. The ironic thing is that if she didn’t try this and just waited for the Doctor, the Doctor would have fixed everything. But no.


Apocalypse event


Years pass. The balance of good and evil destroyed. Everyone dies. Demons roam the earth. Trixie spends the remainder of the story battling hell until she really is the most powerful pony sorceress in all of Equestria but now there’s nobody to prove it to. Damn.


Soarin and Braeburn survive the apocalypse and then they all fucked.

W.I.P. Constructive critique appreciated


@Disturbed

I don’t know why I like clop. I never thought I would when first started watching this show. Just to clarify, I never fap while watching the show. I just like seeing art of those cute little ponies doing sexual acts. It didn’t start out that way. My brain somehow adapted into liking it. Anyway, sorry I brought it up.

Eh, who are we to judge? This is KYM where we write stories about having buttsex with eachother. At this point, pony porn is no scandal.


@Lunar

As for Girth… You mention that they seem Skinny compared to Arm Length? I kinda thought I drew the Arms too long if anything.

Well you could go either way. You can make the arms shorter or the arms thicker just so long as things look proportionate.

But Otherwise, I don’t really know much on Proportions for Humans… I’m going to have to work on that aren’t I? Was there a Formula or something? Two Head Widths Wide for the Rib cage? Or was it One and a Half?

No idea what the rules are to be honest. Things either look “right” or “off” to me whenever I’m checking for accurate proportions. I just think “Could this body shape be implying something that would normally make no sense in the given context?”

Edit: Oh man, First post of Page… Does this mean this page is going to be devoted to fan art method?

Depends if anyone else picks up on it. But I feel when it comes to drawing vectors, it’s usually just you and me talking. We don’t seem to have too many other active posters that draw ponies

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Jul 16, 2013 at 02:23AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@Disturbed
I don’t know why I like clop. I never thought I would when first started watching this show. Just to clarify, I never fap while watching the show. I just like seeing art of those cute little ponies doing sexual acts. It didn’t start out that way. My brain somehow adapted into liking it. Anyway, sorry I brought it up.

Eh, who are we to judge? This is KYM where we write stories about having buttsex with eachother. At this point, pony porn is no scandal.

>This is KYM, where we write stories about having buttsex with each other…
>Where we write stories about having buttsex with each other…
>Write stories about having buttsex with each other…
>Stories about having buttsex with each other…
>Stories about having buttsex…

Anyways, I don’t care if people clop or not. That is something they do, and I can live with that. I know a few cloppers IRL, and they’re great guys (and one girl…). What I hate, however, is the MLP porn itself (photos and videos… stupid Google). I can handle shipping and whatnot (I even write it, obviously), but actual pornography of MLP always turned me right into the opposite direction.

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Jul 16, 2013 at 02:58AM EDT
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@Lunar Protege

Having anatomical trouble, are we? Well, allow me to suggest a remedy.

Anatomy for the Artist is a book you can find in the collection of any artist worth their salt. It’s an absolutely vital reference, even if you don’t draw humans a whole lot. The sheer detail of the studies it contains makes them works of art in their own right.

I use it myself any time I need to draw anything even vaguely humanoid. With this study I flaunted a while back, I pretty much copied the human from the tome.

The problem you have is that you don’t seem to do a whole lot of preparatory stuff before you make the final image. The really hardcore folks draw multiple sketches layered on top of each other before they’re even halfway done. Lazy bums (like yours truly) still have to do the mannequin and add some rough meat on it, at the very least, before the real job starts.

What’s the mannequin, you ask? Well, that’s just what I like to call it, I don’t quite know what the proper term for it would be. Basically, it’s that little jointed stick-figure inside the dudes you can see in that study of mine. Virtually all artists make use of it in some capacity, as it really helps with getting the proportions and positions right. I know my artwork had a nice jump in quality when I saw the trick and copied it.

And about proportions, don’t sweat ‘em too much. They’re important if you want things to look believable, but they’re not sacrosanct laws that you must adhere to blindly. It might be beneficial to do a few pieces where you do strictly adhere to them, though, as that will drill the practice into your muscle memory. You’ll end up sticking to proper proportions on instinct, allowing you to concentrate on the more fun bits of drawing.

Jul 16, 2013 at 03:17AM EDT
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@Three Curious Ponies, after reading RM’s description

Well, I liked the art of it, though Futashy was a nope for me. That some parts were ‘interactive’ was pretty cool. I think it’s sort of comparable with Banned From Equestria (Daily), with NSFW pony stuff, interactive etc.
In the end, I think it was made well, but this graphic NSFW pony stuff isn’t really something I like.


@BSOD

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Jul 16, 2013 at 03:24AM EDT
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@Three Curious Ponies
Why has no one brought up the fact that Twi put on a strapon but Flutters had a horsecock?

Jul 16, 2013 at 04:38AM EDT
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@Three Curious Ponies
Whelp…
Ain’t gonna need these anymore!


@Derpy
It’s a pegasus thing.
They already have two extra limbs (wings) so an extra extra appendage isn’t too hard to believe.
Crazy genetic mutations and all that.
Happens more often than you’d think.

(Oh, animation errors… Must you be so entertaining?)

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Jul 16, 2013 at 04:55AM EDT
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So… After a quick Sketch up… I think I figured out where I went wrong with the Skinny Ness…

…For Lyra at least…

It seems that a fair portion of it may be from Not giving her any Back to speak of… Probably cause I’m used to hiding it cause it makes things look weird to me.

Here’s an Image for comparison…

Heh, Looking at how the Original would have shaped up in full form is Amusing.


Brownmane Wrote:

Anatomy for the Artist is a book you can find in the collection of any artist worth their salt. It’s an absolutely vital reference, even if you don’t draw humans a whole lot. The sheer detail of the studies it contains makes them works of art in their own right.

…I think I saw something like that once…

In any case… Sounds like it will be a while before I can get it… Unless I get it digitally somehow.

And about proportions, don’t sweat ‘em too much. They’re important if you want things to look believable, but they’re not sacrosanct laws that you must adhere to blindly. It might be beneficial to do a few pieces where you do strictly adhere to them, though, as that will drill the practice into your muscle memory. You’ll end up sticking to proper proportions on instinct, allowing you to concentrate on the more fun bits of drawing.

I feel like there’s a lesson hidden in there somewhere… But It’s hard to put into words…

…Is it… don’t worry about trying to be perfect? Imperfect pieces still have good parts?

Yes, lets go with that.

Jul 16, 2013 at 05:06AM EDT
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Okay, I have a question, I saw this recently:

“Today’s episode”? What are they talking about?

Jul 16, 2013 at 05:43AM EDT
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BLue Screen said:

Congratulations on being given away as a prize. Your ass is now property of TSG.

Now guess what he’s going to do with that.

Oh boy, I’ve always wanted to own a Dutchman. I’ll skip the standard orgy response and go right to learning how to finally use a Dutch oven. Oh the stews and pastries I could learn how to make!

@BBCode
That’s unfortunate. Maybe one day when they do a mass site upgrade, my dream of using small caps and linking without having to open up the textile thread can become a reality.

CrashGordon94 said:

What are they talking about?

It’s a joke. Like how there will be “My Tall Human” threads where everyone pretends to be ponies posting about their favorite human episodes or the “retro” threads where they all ironic point out past statements that are no longer true (i.e. Man, that purple unicorn sure is special, Good thing she won’t ever get wings or she’d tip right into Mary Sue territory). In this case, it’s merging EqG with Failry Oddparents. Most likely, what ensued was a thread about plots to a fictional EqG series that paralleled those found in Oddparents. There is no current EqG series. As surprising as it is, /mlp/ wasn’t being truthful.

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Jul 16, 2013 at 07:10AM EDT
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xTSGx said:
everyone pretends to be ponies posting about their favorite human episodes
That “Humies” thing? I thought it was gone…

Jul 16, 2013 at 07:45AM EDT

@Three Curious Ponies

I’m just wondering, though – if RD was kidnapped and forced into this, how do we even know if she’s “curious” at all? Maybe she knows all she needs to, or maybe she had never even thought about this stuff before. Really, that title is just one big instance of false advertising.

@BSOD’s Fanfic

That is literally the best story idea I have ever seen. Someone get a Kickstarter up and get HBO on the line – I think we might have a miniseries on our hands.

Jul 16, 2013 at 08:46AM EDT
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Well, thanks for the explanation TSG.

I don’t think 4chan is always truthful, I’m not that dumb. I just couldn’t figure out what they happened to be talking about in this case, it makes sense now but all I could figure out was the EqG/FOP connection, not that it’s a hypothetical series concept they were speaking of.

Jul 16, 2013 at 08:57AM EDT
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@Lunar Protege

Much better, but that one arm is still quite jarringly skinny. Compare it with the one partially hidden behind the torso. While they’re about the same thickness, the hidden one looks thicker since the viewer’s mind tends to fill in the blank spot with his own interpretation.

I took the liberty of editing things a bit. As you can see, you had the opposite problem of many video game character designers; not enough biceps. Other than that though, keep up the good work. Also, you gave me the perfect excuse to go dig up my old graphics tablet. Been meaning to do that for close to a month now, so thanks for that.

…I think I saw something like that once…

Chances are quite good you’ve seen it before. There’s usually a copy in any self-respecting art classroom. Hell, I got my own after I had a look through my school’s copy.

…Is it… don’t worry about trying to be perfect? Imperfect pieces still have good parts?

Pretty much, yeah. Just remember, there’s a reason many artists are never satisfied with their own work. The reason being that you should always strive to improve, no matter how good you get. Many a young artist falls into the trap of complacency and their quality doesn’t really improve over the years as a result.

Jul 16, 2013 at 12:43PM EDT
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@Brownmane

“I took the liberty of editing things a bit”

Is it just me, or nothing has been changed actually? Or am i missing someting(often happens to me).

Jul 16, 2013 at 02:09PM EDT

I beg a pardon. Just expected more changes. Will pay more attention in future.

Jul 16, 2013 at 03:30PM EDT

@BSoD


@Season 4: I guess I’ll write a synopsis for an episode.

“Prince Blueblood returns to Ponyville, but the townsponies begin to notice that he’s changed. He has exchanged his bow tie for torn T-shirts, for starters, and he seems to be addicted to drinking spring water. Everypony tries to ignore him, but when he sticks it to Mayor Mare and gains an ally in the heartbreaker Berry Punch, Ponyville citizens realize it’s time to play the game.

Think about it. They both debuted as snobby upper-class secondary characters. Prince Blueblood is a parody of Triple H.

Jul 16, 2013 at 04:45PM EDT
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@three curious ponies

Dude, what the fuck? How do you make a rape porno involving Rainbow Dash where Dash isn’t the rapist? That’s like trying to school the colonel on how to fry chicken.

Case and point.

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Jul 16, 2013 at 05:01PM EDT
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Jimmy "Sniper" Lethal wrote:

@BSoD


@Season 4: I guess I’ll write a synopsis for an episode.

“Prince Blueblood returns to Ponyville, but the townsponies begin to notice that he’s changed. He has exchanged his bow tie for torn T-shirts, for starters, and he seems to be addicted to drinking spring water. Everypony tries to ignore him, but when he sticks it to Mayor Mare and gains an ally in the heartbreaker Berry Punch, Ponyville citizens realize it’s time to play the game.

Think about it. They both debuted as snobby upper-class secondary characters. Prince Blueblood is a parody of Triple H.

Funnily enough, I thikn I heard someone compare him to a different wrestler, I believe he was called Shawn Michaels if I remember correctly.

Jul 16, 2013 at 06:25PM EDT
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CrashGordon94 wrote:

Funnily enough, I thikn I heard someone compare him to a different wrestler, I believe he was called Shawn Michaels if I remember correctly.

Why? How is Blueblood anything like Shawn? Look up Shawn on Wikipedia, and try to compare him to Blueblood after that.

Jul 16, 2013 at 07:41PM EDT
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Jimmy "Sniper" Lethal wrote:

Why? How is Blueblood anything like Shawn? Look up Shawn on Wikipedia, and try to compare him to Blueblood after that.

I think the comments on the pic were saying the same thing.

I’ll look for myself tomorrow, have to go to bed now.

Jul 16, 2013 at 07:49PM EDT
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Fifths wrote:

@three curious ponies

Dude, what the fuck? How do you make a rape porno involving Rainbow Dash where Dash isn’t the rapist? That’s like trying to school the colonel on how to fry chicken.

Case and point.

That video sums up all of my attempts at romantic relationships since grade school.

Except none of them involved ponies.

Ah! I should have included ponies somehow. THAT was my problem!

Jul 16, 2013 at 08:16PM EDT
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@ Platus
Haha, you’re not the only one.

@Three curious ponies
I tried to watch some of it, but I just felt certain disgust on watching it all. My respect for those people who can endure the whole thing.

Jul 16, 2013 at 09:36PM EDT
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@Three Curious Ponies. I find that title misleading, it says they’re curious but it looks quite obvious that these three ponies have done this sort of thing before! It should’ve been titled “Three innocent ponies from a little girl’s cartoon engage in some pretty hardcore kinky shit.”

But in all due seriousness I really tried to watch it but I got to the part where…..Umm how do I say this in lack of good terms? Umm, the part where Twilight shoved the dildo in Rainbow Dash’s ass. Then I kind of chuckled ever so slightly and I turned it off and played some Saints Row. That’s a weird reaction to watching porn isn’t it? Well guess what, WELCOME TO PONY THREAD!

Jul 17, 2013 at 01:21AM EDT
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Well, I’m glad we had this discussion on clop. I’m not sure if I should feel better about myself, or if I should go to church and ask for forgiveness…

Anyway, it’s past my bedtime. I’m going to bed.

Jul 17, 2013 at 01:56AM EDT
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When official merchandise accidentally meets internet memes (Yeah, that’s the actual vector they used):


Nice little article over on Penny Arcade.
I guess Kotaku ran a story a few days back where they found footage of a brony dance party and essentially publicly ridiculed them for being awkward and nerdy.
Penny Arcade came back with a solid opinion piece on the hypocrisy of nerds proclaiming other nerds to be ‘the wrong kind’ of nerds.

Take-away quote:
Listen, we get about 80 years on this planet, at best. Much of that time is painful. The night is dark, and full of terrors. If you find something that makes you happy, and it doesn’t hurt you or others, that is a great thing.

Short and sweet, but right on the money.

(Note: This idea is not just a problem of outsiders vs. bronies. Remember all the hate people got early on if they said they enjoyed G3? It’s okay to not share an interest, but don’t go out of your way to insult others based on your own preferences.)


@Kewl
Gotta admit that I found your reaction kind of funny:
“Eww, they’re using a dildo for a sexual act! I’m going to go play Saint’s Row where dildos are used as weapons of murder an mayhem, like God intended!”


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Jul 17, 2013 at 04:52AM EDT
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@Clop
Personally, I’ve never liked penises in clop. I don’t know why, but every time there’s a penis or penis substitute, it’s a turn off.

Since we’re on the subject…favorite clopfic? I’d have to say Archmage. The plot’s pretty good too, even if it does interfere with the clop and seems to jump from one story arc to the next. That Twiluna shower scene though…man.

inb4 Google stops advertising due to porn and KYM has to start censoring everything like TV Tropes.

And for those disinclined to both sexual and non-sexual jacking off, have some cute Twilight.

Jul 17, 2013 at 05:59AM EDT
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DeadParrot222 wrote:


When official merchandise accidentally meets internet memes (Yeah, that’s the actual vector they used):


Nice little article over on Penny Arcade.
I guess Kotaku ran a story a few days back where they found footage of a brony dance party and essentially publicly ridiculed them for being awkward and nerdy.
Penny Arcade came back with a solid opinion piece on the hypocrisy of nerds proclaiming other nerds to be ‘the wrong kind’ of nerds.

Take-away quote:
Listen, we get about 80 years on this planet, at best. Much of that time is painful. The night is dark, and full of terrors. If you find something that makes you happy, and it doesn’t hurt you or others, that is a great thing.

Short and sweet, but right on the money.

(Note: This idea is not just a problem of outsiders vs. bronies. Remember all the hate people got early on if they said they enjoyed G3? It’s okay to not share an interest, but don’t go out of your way to insult others based on your own preferences.)


@Kewl
Gotta admit that I found your reaction kind of funny:
“Eww, they’re using a dildo for a sexual act! I’m going to go play Saint’s Row where dildos are used as weapons of murder an mayhem, like God intended!”


Ugh, I hate when I’m forced to agree with something that’s badly written. The Penny Arcade article was terribly cheesey (Seriously? Quoting Game of Thrones?) and I want to disagree with it.

I have to begrudgingly admit that he’s got a point though. While there are some legitimate evils that individuals can perpetrate which ought be rejected, which you ought to fight with all your might, that individuals enjoy dancing terribly for ponies is not one of them. Are these people silly and weird? Of course they are, and it’s going to be natural to want to chuckle at them, but for Christ’s sake, reserve the wells of your ire for those who actually deserve it. Hating others for the simple act of their joy is absolutely and indefensibly reprehensible.

These people are doing nothing but enjoying themselves, leave them the fuck alone.

Jul 17, 2013 at 09:44AM EDT
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xTSGx wrote:

@Clop
Personally, I’ve never liked penises in clop. I don’t know why, but every time there’s a penis or penis substitute, it’s a turn off.

Since we’re on the subject…favorite clopfic? I’d have to say Archmage. The plot’s pretty good too, even if it does interfere with the clop and seems to jump from one story arc to the next. That Twiluna shower scene though…man.

inb4 Google stops advertising due to porn and KYM has to start censoring everything like TV Tropes.

And for those disinclined to both sexual and non-sexual jacking off, have some cute Twilight.

@Favorite Clopfic?
I’ve never read a clopfic on purpose and if I did I can’t remember. The closest to a clopfic would be mark’s crackfics.

Here’s a hug for you.

Jul 17, 2013 at 11:12AM EDT

Clopfics?

Well, i’m not usually into this kind of stuff, but there are some(three i believe)that i eventually came up with, and my favorite(the only one that i still remember actually)is that “Friendship is carrots”. Just ’cause it was the funniest. =)

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Jul 17, 2013 at 11:52AM EDT

Markhaox wrote:

>This is KYM, where we write stories about having buttsex with each other…
>Where we write stories about having buttsex with each other…
>Write stories about having buttsex with each other…
>Stories about having buttsex with each other…
>Stories about having buttsex…

Your fanfic better not disappoint us Mark.


xTSGx wrote:

inb4 Google stops advertising due to porn and KYM has to start censoring everything like TV Tropes.

Why do you think we don’t allow porn and have spoilers for NSFW? We’re talking about it here indirectly, so there’s not much of a risk, main risk is the frontpage. If you people start linking or posting actual porn though I will be forced to jump in.


Clopping:

I don’t clop to MLP. Porn of something has become one of those things you simply can’t avoid on the internet, Rule 34 reads “no exceptions” for a reason. And I’m already experienced with the dark corners of the web to a point that things like that Flash animation no longer suprise me. I watched it, and was soft the entire time.


-The Internet

Jul 17, 2013 at 12:12PM EDT
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“Gentlemen, shall we?” I was just laughing the whole time(yet the rest of it was… less than entertaining).

Jul 17, 2013 at 02:19PM EDT

Disturbed B wrote:

Well, I’m glad we had this discussion on clop. I’m not sure if I should feel better about myself, or if I should go to church and ask for forgiveness…

Anyway, it’s past my bedtime. I’m going to bed.

…Thanks to the Trending bar this pic made me think of “Jeff The Killer”. >_<

Jul 17, 2013 at 02:36PM EDT
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@Clopping: I find it somewhat unsettling to say the least, not sure why but it’s the one aspect in the fandom I try to avoid like the plague. Though each to their own I suppose.

Jul 17, 2013 at 03:20PM EDT
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CrashGordon94 wrote:

…Thanks to the Trending bar this pic made me think of “Jeff The Killer”. >_<


That’ll kill ya.

Jul 17, 2013 at 03:34PM EDT

I only clop to human ponies, nothing more. As xTSGx wrote, I dislike penises being involved, though I’m willing to look past it.

As for clopfics? I don’t read ’em – I imagine ’em.


Oh, and I found this.

Jul 17, 2013 at 07:58PM EDT
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We’re talking about clopping again? Good, this thread has not lost it’s touch.

The only thing that concerns me about that news from Penny Arcade is those few commenters who hear about the pony porn and start screaming “All Bronies are despicable perverts! Stay away from my daughters!”

Bronies dancing awkwardly at a party? Who cares. Everybody dances awkwardly at rave parties whether they are wearing fursuits or not.

No, the thing that really strikes me is how it seems that in every situation where Bronies are brought up, such as in that PA article; there is always that one guy who feels justified to shame all of us because he knows there’s porn of MLP somewhere. This is of course ignoring the fact that not all Bronies make or even enjoy said porn. Those guys are just bigots but their failure to see the forest through the trees makes the entire R34 issue harder to ignore for everyone else and that’s what really gets to me

The pony porn itself is not of any concern to me at all for reasons I’ve explained in the past. Hearing people constantly complain about it gets very tiring for me

My take on clopping? I see enough real boobs in real life that if I accidentally come across [art style] [character] wearing [clothing/lack thereof] with a [anatomy/sex toy] [verb] [character] [style] in [location], I simply roll with it. It’s nothing new to me anymore. I stopped caring years ago. Meanwhile if I’m going to fap, I prefer fapping to my photographic memory of assorted sexiness. I can’t be bothered collecting or browsing porn. I got more important things to do.

I know some people will see R34 stuff and think horrible disgusting perversion but all I see is a picture drawn by people who wanted to see boobs in a different color. Humans being what they are. I suppose it’s not just “each to their own” but also “different priorities in life”


@Clopfics

Only one I’ve read is the one Mark wrote. Still haven’t seen the sequel. Look forward to it.

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Jul 17, 2013 at 08:56PM EDT
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@BSoD

So I’m not the only one who can get by without porn because of his photographic sex memory. That’s good to know.

(Change your avatar pic all you want, that sexy BSoD you had will last me for months)

@Clopfics

Only clopfic I’ve read was one being featured on FIMfiction after I published my own story on there and it pissed me off to no end. It was just so terribly written. Even porn should have to observe basic storytelling conventions like rising conflict and release: The dramatic curve in this piece of shit was even more limp than I was (Not gonna lie, the Scoota-skull fuck managed to elicit an 8th chub)

As towards clopping and mlp porn, maybe it’s just because I’ve become desensitized from all the saucy horse pics that KYM has exposed me to, but it really doesn’t bug me all that much. People who enjoy anal sex weird me out more honestly. I was pretty okay with the three curious ponies animation until Dash got the dildo up her butt.

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Jul 17, 2013 at 09:49PM EDT
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@Clopping etc

Generally, I have a huge problem with telling people what to do or what to watch unless it’s directly hurting someone else. There is some pretty depraved stuff on the internet – I’ve seen some of it – but I’m fine with it existing unless someone was harmed in order to make it (so CP and snuff films are out, 2 Girls 1 Cup can knock itself out). It’s not so much a matter of whether I find something arousing or disgusting, but instead a matter of suppressing whatever disgust I may feel so to recognize that there is nothing objectively wrong with someone masturbating to something I don’t like.

[end rant]

Jul 17, 2013 at 10:23PM EDT
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@Clopping (Lol, dunno why I laugh when I read it.)

Ehh, I don’t mind people looking at it, heck I could care less what they like! However, I do not like any pornographic material much. To be honest, the human body disgust me. (Unexplained reasons I have yet to find out) When I see that it involves ponies, I begin to revolt at the sight. Again, I respect people who clop/masturbate as long as they don’t forcefully show it upon me.

@Clopfics
I guess I only read one. It’s a side story from the fan fic University Days, it was one of the most entertaining and innocent thing I have read.

Jul 17, 2013 at 11:24PM EDT
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I don’t get what’s so gross about seeing human anatomy in pictures. It’s just body parts. People makers and baby feeders.

I don’t wanna see that stuff in person without express consent from both sides. But pictures of them? You gotta learn to deal with the sight of those sooner or later.


@Unrelated

In other news. I’m back in New Zealand again which means it’s time to get to work. I understand some of you guys needed me for vector help. Well now is a better time than ever to get some poni drawn together.

California was as fun as it was hot. I’m glad I got back in touch with so much family. I just regret not getting a chance to visit ComicCon (And Brucker, and Mark and everyone else who went to ComicCon without me).

I was in the wrong place at all the wrong times for that.

But I decided I was not going to return to New Zealand empty handed. No. I came this close to the fandom. This was my last chance to get a piece of it without having to order online. I’ll be damned if I missed it.

So I marched into the nearest Hot Topic and found this

Also I am definitely going clubbing in this shirt

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Jul 18, 2013 at 12:29AM EDT
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@Clopping Lol, I have no interest in clopping….or regular porn. Hell, I haven’t been interested in porn since I was 14. Honestly if I have no interest in regular porn what makes you think I want to see PONY porn? Doesn’t change the fact that I have the urge to cum inside Rainbow Dash I mean what?

@Clopfics Lol didn’t read, not even Mark’s! The closest thing I’ve read to clopfics are those pictures people post on the gallery from WTF Ponyfiction or whatever it’s called where they take the most absurd passages from a clopfic and then lulz.

I wish I could live in a world where just because I’m a male and also a brony that people wouldn’t assume I’m some guy that beats his meat to pictures of Ponies with Socks on. That all being said you guys should check out my 20 GB Pony Porn folder I MEAN Reaction face’s folder…….I’m going to jail am I? YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! THIS IS PONY THREAD!

Jul 18, 2013 at 12:35AM EDT
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@Blue Screen (of Death)

Meanwhile if I’m going to fap, I prefer fapping to my photographic memory of assorted sexiness.

That actually sounds like a good idea. Mind if we try it?

I need more experience practice

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Jul 18, 2013 at 12:35AM EDT
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@BSOD.
Ehh, well it’s true, I’ll have to get used to it, someday.
@Kewlnoob
Lol, 20 GB? I don’t even use that space in all the random images, codes, and music combined!

Jul 18, 2013 at 01:02AM EDT
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MLP and other Hasbro stuff panel at Comic-Con at 1:30 P.M. Pacific Time. You know what that means. Season 4 hints!!!

Jul 18, 2013 at 01:06AM EDT
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Skeletor-sm

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