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KYM Pony General VII: Live Free or Twi Hard

Last posted Jul 06, 2014 at 04:08PM EDT. Added Apr 19, 2013 at 12:22AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Trololololol

I love it when this fandom confuses the shit out of people.

The guy who wrote that linked article clearly does not understand the internet. But it’s funny seeing the kind of reactions we get. Once again the fandom successfully trolls another victim: some guy (who I can only imagine is one of those douches who pops the collar on his polo shirt and wears it to clubs) sees “30 year olds watching a kids little girls cartoon” and gets his mind blown by the porn, just in time to rant about it in an article and get shot down. Mission accomplished, folks.

What’s even funnier though is this dude also insults Steampunk and LARPing. Has this blowhard even seen a Steampunk convention? That shit is freaking awesome. It’s got more artistic finesse, style and class than goth and all without the depressing shit.

>steampunk
>subcultures that should be avoided
>that should be avoided
>avoided

And the article makes no sense.

Jul 27, 2013 at 04:35AM EDT
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@Blue Screen’s jimmy rustling article

I always love it how people constantly bring up the R34, yet never bat an eye to the absolute shit tons of porn that Pokemon (a show aimed at 6-10 year old boys) pops out. Double standards are always great.

Deadparrot222 said:

This is the least potentially offensive one I found, too. I think you can image what some of the others were about.)

Oh, you mean this one?

For those who are clueless, it’s a picture of the infamous Jewish Warsaw ghetto as the nazis came goosestepping in.

Kewln00b The Master of Unlocking said:

(to my disdain I’m part of the ‘Brony’ community. In a community made by creative people we couldn’t make a name that’s not just combining ‘Bro’ and ‘Pony’? Goddamn!)

I think “Bronies” is about the best name available given the options.

bioniclebrony? said:

But besides Juggalos what is the very worst fandom out there. I mean is there a group that is not misunderstood and is just plain crazy?

Tumblr. Not any specific part of Tumblr, just the site in general. The whole thing is just a mass of SJWs, crazy shippers who ship the actors, and butthurt. Lots, and lots of butthurt. As I like to say, “Tumblr is like radiation. You can only take it in small doses, or it’ll give you a brain tumor.”

Jul 27, 2013 at 04:47AM EDT
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It’s page 69 by the way. Disregarding that, I checked out the site the article was written on and it’s a complete mess of useless shit. I hope none of the people who write articles there consider a career in journalism.

I have no idea what would substitute Brony. How about Pony Show Watchers Association PSWA? Try to say that in your mouth.

Jul 27, 2013 at 09:49AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Trololololol

I love it when this fandom confuses the shit out of people.

The guy who wrote that linked article clearly does not understand the internet. But it’s funny seeing the kind of reactions we get. Once again the fandom successfully trolls another victim: some guy (who I can only imagine is one of those douches who pops the collar on his polo shirt and wears it to clubs) sees “30 year olds watching a kids little girls cartoon” and gets his mind blown by the porn, just in time to rant about it in an article and get shot down. Mission accomplished, folks.

What’s even funnier though is this dude also insults Steampunk and LARPing. Has this blowhard even seen a Steampunk convention? That shit is freaking awesome. It’s got more artistic finesse, style and class than goth and all without the depressing shit.

You think that’s hilarious, brother? Check this. Even if they are trolls (which they probably are), they’re still the perfect representation of close-minded assholes everywhere. I’m probably gonna go troll the fuck out of their site now. Yeah, troll the trolls.


It’s Page 69? AWW SHIT.

Jul 27, 2013 at 10:12AM EDT
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I am the master of HNNNNNNG and kawai desu~

@BSOD’s article

LOL. Steampunk part really got me.

Also he didn’t mentioned “guro” fandom. He must be damn summerfag

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Jul 27, 2013 at 11:29AM EDT
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Oh wait.. Just noticed:

I’m still in that high school mindset that anyone who shows too much interest or enthusiasm for anything is a massive tool.

Yup he is literally summerfag.

Jul 27, 2013 at 12:04PM EDT
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xTSGx wrote:

@Blue Screen’s jimmy rustling article

I always love it how people constantly bring up the R34, yet never bat an eye to the absolute shit tons of porn that Pokemon (a show aimed at 6-10 year old boys) pops out. Double standards are always great.

Deadparrot222 said:

This is the least potentially offensive one I found, too. I think you can image what some of the others were about.)

Oh, you mean this one?

For those who are clueless, it’s a picture of the infamous Jewish Warsaw ghetto as the nazis came goosestepping in.

Kewln00b The Master of Unlocking said:

(to my disdain I’m part of the ‘Brony’ community. In a community made by creative people we couldn’t make a name that’s not just combining ‘Bro’ and ‘Pony’? Goddamn!)

I think “Bronies” is about the best name available given the options.

bioniclebrony? said:

But besides Juggalos what is the very worst fandom out there. I mean is there a group that is not misunderstood and is just plain crazy?

Tumblr. Not any specific part of Tumblr, just the site in general. The whole thing is just a mass of SJWs, crazy shippers who ship the actors, and butthurt. Lots, and lots of butthurt. As I like to say, “Tumblr is like radiation. You can only take it in small doses, or it’ll give you a brain tumor.”

Not only that, Pokemon porn is STARRING 10 year old boys and girls as well! I always see people like “Aww man, Misty is fucking hot.” granted, I thought Misty was hot too when I was 8-10 but I’ll need to see an official 11 year update on her before I continue calling her hot but she’s a fucking 10 year old! Not only that this porn has been slowly building up for the last 14 years, I’d say that’s just as bad (I say just as bad because we DO have CMC porn shudder in fear and with the way people make pony porn I wouldn’t be surprised if we didn’t already make half the porn Pokemon has altogether in the last 3 years) if not worse than the Pony Porn fandom.

Jul 27, 2013 at 12:18PM EDT
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Kewln00b? wrote:

Not only that, Pokemon porn is STARRING 10 year old boys and girls as well! I always see people like “Aww man, Misty is fucking hot.” granted, I thought Misty was hot too when I was 8-10 but I’ll need to see an official 11 year update on her before I continue calling her hot but she’s a fucking 10 year old! Not only that this porn has been slowly building up for the last 14 years, I’d say that’s just as bad (I say just as bad because we DO have CMC porn shudder in fear and with the way people make pony porn I wouldn’t be surprised if we didn’t already make half the porn Pokemon has altogether in the last 3 years) if not worse than the Pony Porn fandom.

I’m pretty sure most of the Misty pictures you’re talking about have her older or use her HG/SS look. But then again, why are we discussing Pokemon on Ponythread?

Jul 27, 2013 at 01:11PM EDT
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@Jimmy Lethal: Because that’s how things work, and I don’t think the Pokémon characters aged, at all. Pokémon has been around for quite a while anyway, but all these kinds of pornography are bad, regardless the shape.

Jul 27, 2013 at 01:31PM EDT
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Jimmy "Sniper" Lethal wrote:

You think that’s hilarious, brother? Check this. Even if they are trolls (which they probably are), they’re still the perfect representation of close-minded assholes everywhere. I’m probably gonna go troll the fuck out of their site now. Yeah, troll the trolls.


It’s Page 69? AWW SHIT.

Jimmy confirmed to represent the mature side of the fandom.

Jul 27, 2013 at 02:09PM EDT
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Awww. All these conversations reminded about the old days. Every single troll was shouting “horsefuckers” ’cause of pony porn. Never once considering that it was just a part of furry stuff which was building up for years. Cloppers… separated part of furfags. Still one of the most important argument of any troll. One day i had a “dialog” with a blind idiot another man with his own opinion. Of course he started blaming the fandom for pony porn(btw, before that he said that he finds ponies neither cute nor attractive(and still found it(accidentialy. or whatever he said))). Then i just gave him a few links to some nightmare fuel. His reaction was… Inexpressible. Ahhhh. Those were better times. Now trolls became shallow.

Jul 27, 2013 at 02:11PM EDT

RandomMan wrote:

Jimmy confirmed to represent the mature side of the fandom.

>Teenager
>Represent mature side of fandom


NOTE: Being dragged to housing development pool, so roleplay is pushed back to super-special 5 PM EST premiere!

Jul 27, 2013 at 02:20PM EDT
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Jimmy "Sniper" Lethal wrote:

I’m pretty sure most of the Misty pictures you’re talking about have her older or use her HG/SS look. But then again, why are we discussing Pokemon on Ponythread?

No, she’s quite ten years old in these pictures. Besides, Pokemon Gold and Silver take place like what a year or two after Red and Blue? That would still mean she’s only 11-12 years old.

Jul 27, 2013 at 02:48PM EDT
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Kewln00b? wrote:

No, she’s quite ten years old in these pictures. Besides, Pokemon Gold and Silver take place like what a year or two after Red and Blue? That would still mean she’s only 11-12 years old.

she’s 14 in Red & Blue, and it’s 3 years later in G/S. So she’s 17. IOW, it certainly IS possible for it not to be particularly creepy to lust after Misty in G/S. But yeah, why not go for an older version of the characters?

Jul 27, 2013 at 03:20PM EDT
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sstabeler wrote:

she’s 14 in Red & Blue, and it’s 3 years later in G/S. So she’s 17. IOW, it certainly IS possible for it not to be particularly creepy to lust after Misty in G/S. But yeah, why not go for an older version of the characters?

17 isn’t that far of a stretch – most states in the US have a 17 or 16 age of consent. Only eleven have an 18 consent, despite what television might tell you. Those states are California, Oregon, Arizona, Idaho, Utah, North Dakota, Wisconsin, Tennessee, Virginia, Florida, and Delaware.

Jul 27, 2013 at 04:19PM EDT
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Jimmy "Sniper" Lethal wrote:

17 isn’t that far of a stretch – most states in the US have a 17 or 16 age of consent. Only eleven have an 18 consent, despite what television might tell you. Those states are California, Oregon, Arizona, Idaho, Utah, North Dakota, Wisconsin, Tennessee, Virginia, Florida, and Delaware.

UK is 16, IIRC- which was my point. in G/S, Misty was legal in most states, so I don’t understand why porn of her while she was 10.

Jul 27, 2013 at 04:31PM EDT
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@Jimmy Lethal:

What? It was obvious. But don’t worry my friends! We can solve this! Somehow…
What if we talk about EQG again? Or talk about OCs? Or just…

AH CRAP! We ran out of content!

Jul 27, 2013 at 05:13PM EDT
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What? The fabled underailable pony general has finally been derailed?

Whatever will we do?
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Side note:

Has it been confirmed that Brobible is indeed a true website and not a weird Bro version of “The Onion”?

Jul 27, 2013 at 05:19PM EDT
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Page 69?
So that you folks who don’t wish to read this are assured your safety, here’s a disclaimer for everyone. And to even further reduce the chance of shitstorms, I will only post one section per page.


Warning: The following fiction contains minor violence, strong language, sexual content, and alcohol, tobacco, and drug use.

Disclaimer: This work is a crackfic. It is not to be taken seriously in the slightest, especially to those volunteering to be in this great community project. It is only written for a good time, whatever, whenever and however you should see fit.
If your jimmies are easily rustled, if your body is not ready, if you are not a Brony, if you don’t realize these are OCs and not canon characters, if you don’t frequent Know Your Meme, if you expect a serious story, and if you don’t read ship and/or clopfics, you will have a bad time.

Volunteer User Cast [And Pony Characters]:
Blue Screen (of Death) [Blue]
Bionicle the Brony Lurker [Bionicle/Annabelle]
Crazy☾ [Braeburn]
Crimson Locks [Crimson]
Disturbed Brony [Disturbed Hooves]
Jimmy Lethal [Ace]
level4outbreak [Outbreak]
markhaox14 [Chloe/Leon]
Platus [Platus]
RandomMan [Random Pony]
Stunthead [Fleece “Dags” Dagger]
xTSGx [Mare-Do-Well/xTSGx]

Without further rambling… let it begin!


It was the mid hours of nighttime in Ponyville, around ten. There was very little movement anywhere in the town which usually bustled with activity. It was almost as if the town was abandoned. Almost…

Two figures moved calmly and casually in the empty streets, both having just arrived in town from Canterlot. One was extremely thin, wearing something over their eyes, carrying something on their back, and wielding something around their neck. The figure did not have the usual coat ponies had, but rather a coat of some white, fluffy substance that only covered his crown and his body.

The other figure followed closely behind. This figure was equine, unlike the first. She was a light teal color, with beautiful rose pink eyes that seemed to glow vibrantly. Her mane, long and swept, was also a slightly darker shade of teal with a black streak running through the middle. Her tail, matching the color and pattern of her mane, was long, fuzzy, and bushy.

“So, Dags… where are we headed again?” the mare asked.

“Well, I still need to find out how you work… I mean… act, Bionicle… I mean… Annabelle!” Dags said quickly, trying not to offend Bionicle when she was disguised and acted as Annabelle. “So I’m taking you with me to the Hay Bale for now… I could use a drink or two before we try to find Chloe and her cottage tomorrow.”

“A… drink? Don’t you have clean water in your cottage?” Annabelle questioned confusedly.
“No, what I meant was… nevermind,” Dags said, forgetting Annabelle didn’t know much about equine life.

“Dags… I’ll tell you one thing. I’m not like ponies in the ways I eat or drink,” Annabelle lectured.

“What do you mean? You can’t eat or drink anything?” Dags asked.

“Well… I can… but I don’t ‘eat or drink’ them, if you get my meaning. What I do is ‘consume’ them by vaporizing them inside my frame!” she explained excitedly. “It provides me with a source of energy alternate to recharging, and is useful for when I travel or when no power source is available at the moment.”

“I… think I catch your drift…” Dags responded unsurely.

Annabelle smiled at hearing him say this, and they continued on towards the bar.

They arrived at the bar, which was brightly lit compared to the rest of the town. Dags and Annabelle both approached the door and opened it slowly. They entered to find a very orderly yet entertaining atmosphere, seeing ponies drinking, conversing, and enjoying themselves in a lively manner.

“I think it’s happy hour here!” Dags said with a smile.

“Oh! I’m sorry… I didn’t know the night hours were joyous…” Annabelle apologized, and she smiled innocently widely, unaware of what happy hour really meant. Dags ignored it, and walked with her to the counter. They sat down on the stools, and the bartender approached them.

“What’ll you be having?” she asked, cleaning a mug she held with a clean towel.

“Oh, yes! I’ll have anything available!” Annabelle said happily. The bartender raised her eyebrow in confusion, and turned to Dags.

“So what’ll you have?” she asked him.

“Get me a pint of cider… only one pint,” Dags responded, stressing the amount he wanted. “And could you bring her… possibly something not so strong? It’s her first drink.”

The bartender nodded in conception, and turned to the cupboard behind her, which held countless alcoholic beverages of all sorts. She then pulled out two bottles; one marked Acres Apple Cider and the other marked Canterlight Beer. She then grabbed two pint glasses, and poured the contents of each bottle into one glass each. She then used her tail to give Dags and Annabelle their drinks.

“Thank you very much!” Annabelle said, and she immediately downed the light beer as though it were nothing. She then puffed her cheeks out, and her eyes flashed yellow quickly. She returned her face to normal, and her eyes went back to the pink they were. “Excuse me…” she said as she blushed and covered her mouth with her hoof before giggling sheepishly.

The bartender looked at her in surprise and shock for a moment, and shook her head slowly. “I must be drinking too much…” she said to herself, and she left the two as they were. Dags turned to Annabelle and reprimanded her.

“Annabelle! You can’t do that in public… do you want ponies to find out who you are?” Dags asked her.

“I don’t know… do I answer yes or no?” she asked confusedly.

Dags sighed, and answered for her. “That’s a no, Annabelle.” He shook his head, and began to slowly drink his cider.

The door to the bar opened again, yet this time, a dark ink blue pony entered inside, his head lowered. His charcoal grey mane covered his lowered face, and he slowly approached the counter. As he did, the light revealed a series of white tattoos on his body, all aligned perfectly and neatly.

He then sat down, and turned his head up to the bartender, revealing angry, red eyes. “Whiskey… full bottle… now…” he said in a low voice that suggested he wanted it before his temper got to him.
The bartender understood his frustration, and immediately brought him a bottle of Buck Daniel’s, setting it down on the counter beside him. The pony, named Blue, snatched it immediately and popped the cork off with his hoof, downing the liquor in a heartbeat. That sonofabitch… played me for a fool… As he thought this, he finished his drink, and angrily smashed the bottle onto the floor, yelling in rage. The patrons turned to him, wondering what his deal was. He noticed the eyes on him, and remained still, gritting his teeth.

“Well, aren’t you the angry one?” somepony said from the other end of the counter. Blue’s head immediately snapped onto the pony, and he stared him down. “Those red eyes are only going to get you into trouble… lighten up,” the pony, a white unicorn with a jet black spiky mane, said.

“I’m sorry, but when you’ve walked a mile in my horseshoes, then you f*cking tell me to lighten up!” Blue responded harshly. The other unicorn shrugged, smiling as he did, and turned back to his drink.

“Asshole…” Blue said to himself before asking the bartender for another bottle. One day… I’ll get Platus back… one day…

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Jul 27, 2013 at 05:53PM EDT
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@Bruno:

Hm… OCs? Who says we’ve run out of stuff to talk about our OCs? I say we share random facts about them.

Jul 27, 2013 at 05:53PM EDT
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Fellow Ponyfags, I have come to rerail this thread with some bad news.

If you are an MA Larson fan you may now panic, if you’re not Go fuck yourself!

Jul 27, 2013 at 06:57PM EDT
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Jimmy Lethal said:

You think that’s hilarious, brother? Check this. Even if they are trolls (which they probably are), they’re still the perfect representation of close-minded assholes everywhere. I’m probably gonna go troll the fuck out of their site now. Yeah, troll the trolls.

No, that’s got to be Poe’s Law. No self respecting Baptist would be that stupid (I now, cause I’m one). I can prove it too. They’re forum doesn’t even have a thread about bellyship. Us Baptists are world famous for partaking in the deadly sin of gluttony.

If they are serious, then

>tfw unicorns appear in the Bible nine times

Kewln00b The Master of Unlocking said:

Not only that, Pokemon porn is STARRING 10 year old boys and girls as well!

You still think the porn’s just about the humans? I’ll never forget the Ash/Bayleaf -clop-fapfic I read where they have sex while swimming, mainly because it made me realize how insanely creepy Pokemon R34 was (and this is coming from a guy who loved Chikashipping).

@Kewln00b The Master of Unlocking @sstabeler
She’s most definitely ten in most of the porn I’ve seen, mainly because many of the shippers use the anime (Ash/Misty) as opposed to the games and the characters are forever trapped as ten year olds because TPCi and Nintendo refuse to grow a pair of balls and actually let the characters mature and grow.

@Larson getting fired for Twilicorn writing a novel series
Honestly, I rarely pay attention to who’s writing the episodes. And I’m glad I haven’t, because it’s stopped Merriweather from rustling my jimmies (it helps I actually like Mare Do Well).

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Jul 27, 2013 at 07:20PM EDT
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@xTSGx:

No, that’s got to be Poe’s Law. No self respecting Baptist would be that stupid (I now, cause I’m one). I can prove it too. They’re forum doesn’t even have a thread about bellyship. Us Baptists are world famous for partaking in the deadly sin of gluttony.

If they are serious, then

>tfw unicorns appear in the Bible nine times

Nah, it’s not even clever enough of a satire to fall under Poe’s Law.

I’ll never forget the Ash/Bayleaf -clop-fapfic I read where they have sex while swimming…


@Larson:

As we say in the wrestling business, good luck in your future endeavors… you know, until you make a dramatic return at the Royal Rumble.

Jul 27, 2013 at 07:41PM EDT
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So I’ve been watching some good old episodes of Death Battle, and I wonder, do you agree that Rainbow Dash would defeat Starscream?

Jul 27, 2013 at 07:46PM EDT
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chowzburgerz wrote:

So I’ve been watching some good old episodes of Death Battle, and I wonder, do you agree that Rainbow Dash would defeat Starscream?

Well, she’s a flying multicolored adam bomb in the body of an adorable three-and-a-half foot pegasus, and he’s a whiny bitch of a Decepticon, so yeah, I’d say she would win.

Jul 27, 2013 at 08:05PM EDT
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chowzburgerz wrote:

So I’ve been watching some good old episodes of Death Battle, and I wonder, do you agree that Rainbow Dash would defeat Starscream?

Starscream was a bitch pure and simple. Now if Rainbow Dash were fighting someone like Unicron or Optimus Prime THEN I’d drop my fanboy bias and mourn for Rainbow Dash’s untimely death.

Jul 27, 2013 at 08:17PM EDT
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chowzburgerz wrote:

So I’ve been watching some good old episodes of Death Battle, and I wonder, do you agree that Rainbow Dash would defeat Starscream?

Isn’t Starscream typically portrayed as completely and utterly incompetent in every incarnation of Transformers? Regardless, the answer would definitely be a yes in agreement. Also, I have a feeling that almost everyone in this thread will have the same answer…

Jul 27, 2013 at 08:19PM EDT
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@MA Leaving

So, is anyone else curious as to what this “book series” actually involves? Because it might be good. Shall we play the speculation game?

Jul 27, 2013 at 08:29PM EDT
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Platus wrote:

@MA Leaving

So, is anyone else curious as to what this “book series” actually involves? Because it might be good. Shall we play the speculation game?

Okay, hear me out… The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo… with ponies.

Jul 27, 2013 at 08:38PM EDT
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Platus wrote:

@MA Leaving

So, is anyone else curious as to what this “book series” actually involves? Because it might be good. Shall we play the speculation game?

Obviously, it’s going to be hard science fiction. Think 2001: A Space Odyssey with ponies.

Jul 27, 2013 at 08:49PM EDT
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Jimmy "Sniper" Lethal wrote:

Make one. Now.

Ha, I thought that’d be the reaction. :P
Well, I guess I wasn’t being totally truthful with that, I have had some thoughts of a self-avatar type OC, but as a normal human and not a pony so I guess it wouldn’t be suitable. And I’m not sure I could ever make a Pony OC.

So I’ve been watching some good old episodes of Death Battle, and I wonder, do you agree that Rainbow Dash would defeat Starscream?
You know, I’ve been wanting to talk about this.
HELL NO! I haven’t actually seen this but I’ve heard about it, and reading about it makes me really not want to, honestly. It just sounds utterly ridiculous and TV Tropes says they’re wrong anyway (Or maybe not, but someone questioned the logic they used anyway, the specific issue being they apparently said Starscream can’t lock onto biological targets but he actually did once, or something like that).
Besides, just think about it for a second, giant robot versus tiny horse? OH GEE I WONDER WHO’LL WIN!
…And I’m guess I’m gonna be the only one to take Starscream’s side.

Well, she’s a flying multicolored adam bomb in the body of an adorable three-and-a-half foot pegasus, and he’s a whiny bitch of a Decepticon, so yeah, I’d say she would win.
…An ADAM bomb?

(Sorry about this terible picture and Grammar Nazi-ing, I just couldn’t resist).

Jul 27, 2013 at 08:57PM EDT
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Oh right, I thought it was just a typo (I’ve honestly seen much stranger typos).

Jul 27, 2013 at 09:11PM EDT
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Kewln00b? wrote:

Fellow Ponyfags, I have come to rerail this thread with some bad news.

If you are an MA Larson fan you may now panic, if you’re not Go fuck yourself!

Well that sucks.

Jul 27, 2013 at 09:19PM EDT
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So, in terms of things to talk about, we seem to have hit a brick wall. So… what do we discuss now?

Oh, I know! Our backup plan! Ship users!

Jul 27, 2013 at 09:24PM EDT
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@Derailing this thread

That happens every 30 seconds. Jeez even this page alone has a million topics. Stick to one people!


@Age of characters in Pokemon and porn

That point is sort of irrelevant when R34 artists tend to render grown up versions of those characters. Kinda like how some clop artists draw the CMC grown up and fully mature just to…err….make it right…I guess.


@Jimmy

You think that’s hilarious, brother? Check this.

I know all about Landover Baptist. Thing is, none of those guys are serious about what they say. Landover is funny when people think they are serious and try to argue or troll them. But the entire forum is run by trolls pretending to be Baptists. Watching people attempt to troll Landover and fail is hilarious, not to mention finding all the sexual innuendo the Landover posters insert in between their bible quotes

The article I posted, however, was completely serious. Alex said it himself: the whole thing was written by an unashamed summerfag who probably hasn’t left high school and only discovered the internet yesterday

Nah, it’s not even clever enough of a satire to fall under Poe’s Law.

Did you miss the part about “feeling the white hot love of Jesus” and having him “fill your hole”?

Hm… OCs? Who says we’ve run out of stuff to talk about our OCs? I say we share random facts about them.

There’s an OC thread in JFF


@TSG

No, that’s got to be Poe’s Law. No self respecting Baptist would be that stupid (I now, cause I’m one). I can prove it too. They’re forum doesn’t even have a thread about bellyship. Us Baptists are world famous for partaking in the deadly sin of gluttony.

It IS Poes Law. Landover is a famous parody website. If you look closely at the bible-thumping rants and zealous preaching, you will notice they leave subtle clues to show they are joking…and to express their homosexuality


@chowz

So I’ve been watching some good old episodes of Death Battle, and I wonder, do you agree that Rainbow Dash would defeat Starscream?

Dash beating Starscream was legit.

1. G1 Transformers have shitty aim. They struggle to hit other big hulking transformers. Especially Starscream who failed to assassinate Megatron 5000 times in a row. He stood no chance of getting a lock on a fast small target like Dash

2. Starscream is cowardly and surrenders easily. He’s physically stronger, but mentally weaker

3. Sonic rainbooms carry enough force to match high level cybertronian weapons


@User Shipping and Marks fic

I’m going to give my review on that later tonight

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Jul 27, 2013 at 09:56PM EDT
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@ Shipping Users
Now that RM and I have been dating for a while, this needs to be an official KYM ship.

Jul 27, 2013 at 10:23PM EDT
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@Shipping Users

Hey Faggots,

My name is RandomMan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, horsefuckers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass ponies. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of parasprites because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Derpibooru.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was a moderator on Know Your Meme, and starter of multiple Pony Generals. What accomplishments do you have, other than “jack off to naked drawn cartoon ponies”? I also hand out straight bans, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

Jul 27, 2013 at 10:28PM EDT
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>mfw larson is my favorite writer

But shit, a larson book series? I may actually have to start reading books now!

Jul 27, 2013 at 10:35PM EDT
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I just found this Human Twilight doodle I did at least a year go.. I was on a school bus strip and I had nothing to do so I started doing human-pony drawings, I did them from memory of the characters so they aren’t 100% perfect and I never finished them so they don’t have all their features (mouths and what not) this was long before Equestria Girls was a thing. – I drew her as a child since the time setting was supposed to be just after Twilight had gained her cutie-mark, on her first day as Celestia’s student. The quality wasn’t too good since it was done in pencil and it was a year old so it faded so I did a basic Photoshop filter to make the lines more prominent, which has made it a bit messy but it’s just a doodle so I’m not too bothered..

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Jul 27, 2013 at 10:38PM EDT
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@Shipping Users
Aw yeah! An official couple! Mazel Tov! You all know what time it is!

Jul 27, 2013 at 10:40PM EDT
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Iamslow wrote:

>mfw larson is my favorite writer

But shit, a larson book series? I may actually have to start reading books now!

You don’t read books?

Dude . . . that’s like saying you don’t breathe air. I mean, come on, it’s AIR – don’t you like air? What did air ever do to you?

Crazy son of a bitch, not breathing air. Kids these days don’t know what’s good for them.

Jul 27, 2013 at 10:45PM EDT
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Whole day to catch up on here.
Time to get to work…


And in one gif, I have commented on three topics.
1. Train reference for all the derailing going on today.
2. Throw some rape in there for all the ‘porn of 10-year-olds’ that everyone is talking about.
3. Ponies, because ponies.


@OCs


@Larson
Good night, sweet prince…

I’ll certainly miss his work with pony.
He wrote some of the all-time great episodes like Sonic Rainboom and Luna Eclipsed.
I am glad to hear that his ‘departure’ was really just a schedule conflict and that he’d be more than happy to return.
Best of luck to him on his new project.
On a positive note, we are getting Amy Keating Rogers back for season four after she disappeared last year.


@Dr. Whooves
Nice drawing!
Gotta admit, until you said that you left off the mouth, I was interpreting her nose as her mouth.
Stupid laughter ensued.


@Starscream vs. RD
Yeah, Dash wins, hooves down.
As everyone has already said, Starscream is pretty much useless anyway, but you can rest assured that even if he, by some miracle, managed to even ruffle Dashie’s feathers, his boss would be none too happy.

You really don’t want to get on Megatron’s bad side.

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