Ah yes, we now know what the latest shitstorm from the fandom is going to be. The recent outbreak of “Bondage Twilight” brought to us by none other than the same guy who married a plush toy of Twilight Sparkle.
…Makes the Lyra sex toy look like an amateur work in both design and epic trolling…
The images came through into the MLP image gallery. They’ve been quickly flagged and deleted due to containing straight on man-on-fake-pony sex. But by now the pictures of that guys junk halfway up Twilights 100% cotton butt is all over the internet and butthurt will be felt all around.
Now it’s hard to tell if this guy is a troll or not. People are making theories here and there. We can agree that he’s one of two things:
1. The greatest Brony troll in the history of the world
2. Mentally ill and/or with an deeply developed Tulpa.
The case for him being the greatest troll in brony history
Making anti-pony gore images? Shit tier compared to this guy. He doesn’t just make some imagery or hateful words and call it a day, no this guy is a master of the craft, he puts soul and effort into his work.
When a troll like himself thinks “fuck ponies”, he’s obviously high above idle threats. An expert like himself gets off his chair, pulls down his pants and he literally fucks a pony. That’s how god-tier this dude is in the art of trolling.
He knows that millions of horsefuckers around the world will be seething in jealous rage of him living the dream. And the best part is that consequences don’t just fall on him thanks to his guise. They all have to answer for his horsefuckery. It’s the perfect troll. His mother is proud. And Twilight Sparkle has never been more satisfied. Suing people making porn of his “wife” was a good one too which also shows he’s not a one-trick-brony.
May all trolls look upon this guy and learn a valuable lesson on how it’s truly done: You want Bronies to go away? Marry a plush toy. Even if you fail, at least you make something of your life.
The case for him being mentally ill
Sure, everything the guy does is of trolling nature…marrying a plush, suing porn artists and posting twilight bondage….but when making a conspiracy theory about malicious intent, one must also consider the worth of putting so much effort into malice before concluding as such.
Would it be worth trolling bronies if it means becoming more than just the monster but live the stereotype of it too? Not if you are sane.
He’s actually convinced himself that Twilight is real and so is his love. Looking at how he treats that plush toy as a loving companion, it’s too realistic. You cannot fake what he does. If he’s faking that love, he should start a career in Hollywood. But he’s not an actor, he’s a regular guy
He’s going far beyond what any troll would ever do into territory that only the deranged would enter. If you hate bronies so much you would destroy your entire reputation and ostrasize yourself from your family and any possibility of having a girlfried just to bring them down slightly, you are insane. If an inanimate object becomes your soul mate and sexual interest, you are also insane. Either way, you’re insane
And here’s the kicker: he’s not alone.
Marrying inanimate objects is not new at all. It’s been happening for years, long before MLP entered the scene. Ever heard of RealDolls? They are mannequins of women designed to be a realistic as possible. Fake women. They are a real thing and there are many guys still married to these things. Don’t know if the marriage is honored in court but people evidently get away with it
What our favorite Twilight-husband is doing is essentially the same thing…just with a plush instead of a RealDoll…maybe because RealDolls are expensive as hell.
So which one is he? 1 or 2?
In case you haven’t be catching my sarcasm, I find 2 far more likely. This is essentially the option favored by occams razor.
1. I know trolls well enough that they don’t try this hard.
2. I know humanity well enough that they fuck inanimate objects. Crazy or not.
So someone is making us all look bad just by going full Brony. Should we shitstorm? What can be done? You decide. Personally, I don’t care.
Thank you for stopping that before it started