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Google invents sentient computer, lets it loose on the internet

Last posted Jun 09, 2013 at 10:04PM EDT. Added Jun 06, 2013 at 02:54PM EDT
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Inb4 skynet

But Seriously: It really does seem to be in a beta stage (or what ever stage of development) and this kind of thing has a long way to go before becoming parallel to act like a biological brain.

Last edited Jun 06, 2013 at 03:05PM EDT
Jun 06, 2013 at 03:04PM EDT
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I want to see when it starts to develop an opinion.

Or everyone’s reactions when it starts looking up porn.

Jun 06, 2013 at 03:43PM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

I want to see when it starts to develop an opinion.

Or everyone’s reactions when it starts looking up porn.

Ooooooh, baby…

Jun 06, 2013 at 03:51PM EDT
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That settles it: Cats are now officially the mascot of the Internet.

Jun 06, 2013 at 04:00PM EDT
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Thank goodness! I thought I would grow up in the generation RIGHT BEFORE we become a hyper-advanced race, and die just before the flying car, robot servants future.

Jun 06, 2013 at 04:53PM EDT
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The Frosty Lich wrote:

Ooooooh, baby…

Pretty much precisely my thought when I read Natsuru’s comment.

Jun 06, 2013 at 06:19PM EDT
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Sir Crona Statscowski Esquire wrote:

Thank goodness! I thought I would grow up in the generation RIGHT BEFORE we become a hyper-advanced race, and die just before the flying car, robot servants future.

Sorry to tell you, but a flying car will be a terrible idea.

That’s because it would take a shitload of fuel to do so, and also because crashes would be extreme.

Jun 06, 2013 at 06:53PM EDT
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We already have flying cars. But they turned out to be grossly impractical, far too costly and dreadfully unsafe to use in the hands of the mass commuter.

We also have robot servants already too. But they are still too expensive and are available only to special businesses and venues.

There is no market for either of them

Last edited Jun 06, 2013 at 09:47PM EDT
Jun 06, 2013 at 09:43PM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

We already have flying cars. But they turned out to be grossly impractical, far too costly and dreadfully unsafe to use in the hands of the mass commuter.

We also have robot servants already too. But they are still too expensive and are available only to special businesses and venues.

There is no market for either of them

We already knew flying cars would be awful, cause Ultralight aircraft are exactly the same. They are safer, but that is only because they are built specifically for flying. Ultralight aircraft are by far the most deadly type of aircraft there is, appart from drones…but they are unmanned, so no one gets killed unless it lands on someone. Funny thing is, I think people completely ignored that fact…

Jun 07, 2013 at 12:20AM EDT
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If this keeps up, we will be all obsolete. The internet will run itsself.

Jun 07, 2013 at 08:11AM EDT
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What’s more intelligent, a Supercomputer or one that can look up cats on the internet by itself?

Jun 07, 2013 at 08:19AM EDT
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I hereby christen Amanda’s Law: Given internet access any being will waste time looking at cats.

EDIT: It also recognized human faces and developed a bizarre obsession with spatulas and other kitchen appliances on a 30 degree angle.
Can we persuade Cheez to let us buy a few of these things and document their memes?

Last edited Jun 07, 2013 at 09:46AM EDT
Jun 07, 2013 at 09:44AM EDT

MDFification wrote:

I hereby christen Amanda’s Law: Given internet access any being will waste time looking at cats.

EDIT: It also recognized human faces and developed a bizarre obsession with spatulas and other kitchen appliances on a 30 degree angle.
Can we persuade Cheez to let us buy a few of these things and document their memes?

Should be Brennan’s Law. More official.

And besides, we already have a sentient computer:

Jun 07, 2013 at 11:23AM EDT
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Fridge wrote:

Should be Brennan’s Law. More official.

And besides, we already have a sentient computer:

I’m severely disappointed in Cleverbot’s failure to purge mankind.

Jun 07, 2013 at 01:29PM EDT
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