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I declare this page get in the name of America’s Team – THE DALLAS COWBOYS!!!!

Sep 19, 2013 at 09:18AM EDT
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I dont like football, i live in pittsburgh. >tfw your team repeatily sucks but everyone thinks they’re good

>tfw people say team is rebuilding
>tfw team has been rebuilding for 27 years
Tfw> hockey is better

Sep 20, 2013 at 07:26AM EDT

chowzburgerz wrote:

I declare this page get in the name of America’s Team – THE DALLAS COWBOYS!!!!

Nope.avi

Sep 22, 2013 at 01:18PM EDT
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BECAUSE THE REDSKINS ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO PLAY ONE HALF, YOU SEE.


Final Scores:

Detroit Lions – 27 (2-1)
Washington Redskins – 20 (0-3)

Houston Texans – 9 (2-1)
Baltimore Ravens – 30 (2-1)

New York Giants – 0 (0-3)
Carolina Panthers – 38 (1-2)

San Diego Chargers – 17 (1-2)
Tennessee Titans – 20 (2-1)

Arizona Cardinals – 7 (1-2)
New Orleans Saints – 31 (3-0)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers – 3 (0-3)
New England Patriots – 23 (3-0)

Green Bay Packers – 30 (1-2)
Cincinnati Bengals – 34 (2-1)

St. Louis Rams – 7 (1-2)
Dallas Cowboys – 31 (2-1)

Cleveland Browns – 31 (1-2)
Minnesota Vikings – 27 (0-3)

Sep 22, 2013 at 04:43PM EDT
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Jacksonville Jaguars 17 (0-3)
Seattle Seahawks 45 (3-0)

Indianapolis Colts 27 (2-1)
San Francisco 49ers 7 (1-2)

Atlanta Falcons 23 (1-2)
Miami Dolphins 27 (3-0)

Buffalo Bills 20 (1-2)
New York Jets 27 (2-1)

Sep 22, 2013 at 09:28PM EDT
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This topic is about american football, right?

Cause apparently this guy doesn’t know:

Sep 22, 2013 at 09:37PM EDT
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Alex Smith started the season 3-0. Just sayin’.

Yeah, he had a lighter schedule and his receivers aren’t all in the hospital, but still…

Last edited Sep 23, 2013 at 10:14PM EDT
Sep 23, 2013 at 10:12PM EDT
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chowzburgerz wrote:

Cowboys are 2-1, HELL YEAH!!!

2-1 en route to another 8-8
I’m sorry but Romo just isn’t good enough to take them anywhere, but I’ll say they’ve got one of the softest schedules this year and the giants and redskins suck so if they don’t make they playoffs this year…just wow

Sep 24, 2013 at 10:47AM EDT

Matt Schaub breaks NFL record! Surpassing the mark set by John Elway and Peyton Manning, Schaub has now thrown an interception that got returned for a touchdown in four straight games! Poor guy.

[Edit:] I feel sorry for Houston fans. On the next drive, the Texans were in scoring position and had the first down but it got called back on a penalty. Then they had another penalty called on the same guy to make it third and 16, they didn’t make it, and they missed the field goal. The Niners march into the end zone. It’s 14-0 and the game has barely started.

No, I’m not going to do a play-by-play.

Last edited Oct 06, 2013 at 09:01PM EDT
Oct 06, 2013 at 08:38PM EDT
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Cowboys, Y U No stop choking? Ugh, 48 points and you guys still can’t win.

Oct 06, 2013 at 10:01PM EDT
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CURRENT STANDINGS

NFC North
1. Detroit Lions (4-2)*
2. Chicago Bears (4-2)
3. Green Bay Packers (3-2)
4. Minnesota Vikings (1-4)

NFC South
1. New Orleans (5-1)
2. Carolina Panthers (2-3)
3. Atlanta Falcons (1-4)
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-5)

NFC East
1. Dallas Cowboys (3-3)*
2. Philadelphia Eagles (3-3)
3. Washington Redskins (1-4)
4. New York Giants (0-6)

NFC West
1. Seattle Seahawks (5-1)
2. San Francisco 49ers (4-2)
3. St. Louis Rams (3-3)*
4. Arizona Cardinals

AFC North
1. Cincinnati Bengals (4-2)
2. Baltimore Ravens (3-3)*
3. Cleveland Browns (3-3)
4. Pittsburgh Steelers (1-4)

AFC South
1. Indianapolis Colts (4-2)
2. Tennessee Titans (3-3)
3. Huston Texans (2-4)
4. Jacksonville Jaguars (0-6)

AFC East
1. New England Patroits (5-1)
2. Miami Dolphins (3-2)
3. New York Jets (3-3)
4. Buffalo Bills (2-4)

AFC West
1. Kansas City Chiefs (6-0)*
2. Denver Broncos (6-0)
3. San Diego Chargers (3-3)
4. Oakland Raiders (2-4)

*tie broken by direct competition/division record/point differential

Last edited Oct 15, 2013 at 11:45AM EDT
Oct 15, 2013 at 11:45AM EDT
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Jimmy "Sniper" Lethal wrote:

I came.

Washington Redskins: 45 (2-4)
Chicago Bears: 41 (4-3)

That’s cute.

Dallas Cowboys: 17 (4-3)
Philadelphia Eagles: 3 (3-4)

Oct 20, 2013 at 05:31PM EDT
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chowzburgerz wrote:

That’s cute.

Dallas Cowboys: 17 (4-3)
Philadelphia Eagles: 3 (3-4)

>Not scoring 45 points
>Not having an epic come-from-behind win
>Not being quite possibly the greatest game this decade

Pleb.

Oct 20, 2013 at 05:59PM EDT
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Jimmy "Sniper" Lethal wrote:

>Not scoring 45 points
>Not having an epic come-from-behind win
>Not being quite possibly the greatest game this decade

Pleb.

You will never beat the five rings.

Oct 20, 2013 at 06:08PM EDT
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chowzburgerz wrote:

You will never beat the five rings.

We still have five championships. Since ’32, baby.

Oct 20, 2013 at 06:23PM EDT
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Jimmy "Sniper" Lethal wrote:

We still have five championships. Since ’32, baby.

Championships only count since 1967 when the Super Bowl was created.

Oct 20, 2013 at 06:38PM EDT
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chowzburgerz wrote:

Championships only count since 1967 when the Super Bowl was created.

You’re only saying that because you don’t have any before then.

Oct 20, 2013 at 06:42PM EDT
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Jimmy "Sniper" Lethal wrote:

HOW DOES IT FEEL, CHOWZ? HOW DOES IT FUCKING FEEL?!

Detroit Lions: 31 (4-3)
Dallas Cowboys: 30 (4-4)

While you’re talking trash to me, your Redskins are losing to the Broncos. Just take a look at the NFC East Standings.

Oct 27, 2013 at 04:51PM EDT
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chowzburgerz wrote:

While you’re talking trash to me, your Redskins are losing to the Broncos. Just take a look at the NFC East Standings.

>By 7 points
>Early in Q2

You know who else was losing in the second quarter? The Lions.

Oct 27, 2013 at 05:12PM EDT
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Jimmy "Sniper" Lethal wrote:

Washington Redskins: 21
Denver Broncos: 7

11:19 3rd Quarter

Oops…

Oct 27, 2013 at 07:04PM EDT
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Daft Punkjet wrote:

Oops…

I don’t really care anymore. All I care about is that we led the Denver goddamn Broncos by 14 points.

Oct 27, 2013 at 07:45PM EDT
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Jimmy "Sniper" Lethal wrote:

FINAL (OT)

Washington Redskins: 30 (3-5)
San Diego Chargers: 24 (4-4)

I noticed your team won, but it would be a shame if….

Minnesota Vikings: 23 (1-7)
Dallas Cowboys: 27 (5-4)

We won too.

Nov 03, 2013 at 06:47PM EST
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chowzburgerz wrote:

I noticed your team won, but it would be a shame if….

Minnesota Vikings: 23 (1-7)
Dallas Cowboys: 27 (5-4)

We won too.

You beat the Vikings. At least we actually beat a team that isn’t composed of short bus riders and that one popular kid who hangs out with them to make them feel better. You know who I mean. And if you don’t, I’m talking about AP.

Nov 03, 2013 at 06:51PM EST
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Leave it to the Bucs to ruin what would have been a hillarious sight…

Nov 03, 2013 at 07:35PM EST
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Daft Punkjet wrote:

Leave it to the Bucs to ruin what would have been a hillarious sight…

At least the Hawks still won. That’s three OT games this week. Yeesh.

Nov 03, 2013 at 07:44PM EST
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chowzburgerz wrote:

I noticed your team won, but it would be a shame if….

Minnesota Vikings: 23 (1-7)
Dallas Cowboys: 27 (5-4)

We won too.

Damn, I wanted to comment about the Chiefs rolling into Denver in two weeks with a perfect record but without having played any teams above .500. That may still become the case if Nawlins and Jacksonville win next week, but it would require that Jacksonville win a game.

Nov 03, 2013 at 11:27PM EST
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Oh wow. Why haven’t I seen this thread before? Meh. I probably won’t post here much. I honestly don’t care much about the NFL as I’ve been closer to college football my whole life. (Prepares to be krama bombed.) Don’t get me wrong, I love the turkey bowl and the super bowl (they’re celebrated like holidays), but I’ve never lived close enough to a major NFL team to care about the regular season. I used to live in Colorado Springs which was 30 min away from the Broncos, but never cared too much about them. My dad freakin loves the Cowboys, but I live closer to the Rams now. Oh well. Go Cowboys I guess?

Nov 03, 2013 at 11:45PM EST
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WarriorTang wrote:

Damn, I wanted to comment about the Chiefs rolling into Denver in two weeks with a perfect record but without having played any teams above .500. That may still become the case if Nawlins and Jacksonville win next week, but it would require that Jacksonville win a game.

Jacksonville winning a game?

Nov 04, 2013 at 04:58PM EST
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IT’S STANDINGS TIME, MUDDERFUCKRS!

NFC North
1. Detroit Lions (5-3)
2. Chicago Bears (5-3)
3. Green Bay Packers (5-3)
4. Minnesota Vikings (1-7)
[Three-way tie broken by head-to-head (CB>GBP) and conference record (DL>CB).]

NFC South
1. New Orleans (6-2)
2. Carolina Panthers (5-3)
3. Atlanta Falcons (2-6)
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-8)

NFC East
1. Dallas Cowboys (5-4)
2. Philadelphia Eagles (4-5)
3. Washington Redskins (3-5)
4. New York Giants (2-6)

NFC West
1. Seattle Seahawks (8-1)
2. San Francisco 49ers (6-2)
3. Arizona Cardinals (4-4)
4. St. Louis Rams (3-6)

AFC North
1. Cincinnati Bengals (6-3)
2. Cleveland Browns (4-5)
3. Baltimore Ravens (3-5)
4. Pittsburgh Steelers (2-6)

AFC South
1. Indianapolis Colts (6-2)
2. Tennessee Titans (4-4)
3. Huston Texans (2-6)
4. Jacksonville Jaguars (0-8)

AFC East
1. New England Patroits (7-2)
2. New York Jets (5-4)
3. Miami Dolphins (4-4)
4. Buffalo Bills (3-6)

AFC West
1. Kansas City Chiefs (9-0)
2. Denver Broncos (7-1)
3. San Diego Chargers (4-4)
4. Oakland Raiders (3-5)

On a personal note, I really hope that the Seahawks remember how to win in a manner customary to a first place team before my heart finally fails. I mean, my diet’s not helping, so I really can’t afford to have any other factors going against me.

Nov 05, 2013 at 07:43PM EST
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Predicting it right now: Jags are going to go 0-16, Redskins are going to make that miracle comeback they did last year, then lose in the first round, and the AFC West is going to have a Super Bowl team.

Nov 05, 2013 at 08:06PM EST
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Oh wow. Why haven’t I seen this thread before? Meh. I probably won’t post here much. I honestly don’t care much about the NFL as I’ve been closer to college football my whole life. (Prepares to be krama bombed.)

Krama away!

Returning to the subject of niffle ball…

Miami told a certain Very Offensive Lineman to go incognito. Don’t show your face around here for a while. In fact, don’t come back. It’s a drastic measure for a drastic time; the guy harassed another player enough to make him leave the team.

A historian traces the origin of the “Redskins”. It’s worth reading before forming too strong an opinion on the controversy.

Houston coach Gary Kubiak had a mild stoke during the game. Good thing the sideline is surrounded by medics.

Aaron Rodgers got injured, leading to Chicago winning a Battle of the Backups, a.k.a. Hey There Are 21 Other Players On The Field. That said, the QBs mattered. Seneca Wallace didn’t perform. Josh McCown did. And speaking of backup quarterbacks, who the hell is Nick Foles?

Nov 05, 2013 at 11:41PM EST
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Hey, the Lions actually won a Thanksgiving Game. I’d like to thank the game’s MVP, Aaron Rodger’s Broken Collarbone for our win.

I seriously cannot believe how much the Packers suck with him hurt.

>Cowboys
>Redskins

NFC East, pls.

Nov 29, 2013 at 07:03AM EST
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Jimmy "Sniper" Lethal wrote:

Predicting it right now: Jags are going to go 0-16, Redskins are going to make that miracle comeback they did last year, then lose in the first round, and the AFC West is going to have a Super Bowl team.

Well… one outta three ain’t bad. Right…?

Nov 29, 2013 at 08:14PM EST
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>tfw you begrudgingly check nfl.com to see how much the Lions are blowing their chance to win the NFC North

They don’t play till tomorrow. Da Bears won, though, so they have to win.

Dec 15, 2013 at 06:23PM EST
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