Hello all, my name is Paul and I need some help with a school project. And being that I hate this class that I’m in (fucking New Media Theory bullshit is pretty fucking useless). The professor decided to drop a project on me in which I have to do this deal involving mass media, or some crap.
I guess The professor in my class wants to be “hip”, and “cool” and use what is known as teh Twatter to post quotes, or some shit. So, due to this and my unadulterated hatred for teh “Twatter”. I have come up with this diabolical plan to totally cream-pie that sucker (MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >:D), and since I know how people here love to troll, I’d figure that this would be an awesome place to start!
Here’s the idea:
What I want you to do is to fill in the blanks:
“I love to _____________ when I _____________.”
Simple, right? Well, here are some rules (didn’t think I’d let you get off THAT easy). Mind you, these aren’t actual rules, per-say, these are just some ways you could fill in the blanks.
1) You could fill in the blanks normally! (I.E.- I like to fap when I fap.)
2) You could use it in a meme!
You could even use memes in PLACE of words!
(I.E.- I like to
when I .)
There are many other things you could do as well! Like mixing up the sentence, or what ever the hell you want to do! In fact, go nuts! But there is only ONE REAL RULE here…
You MUST hash-tag it either: #FukTehTwatter, or #TwatterBurnInHell
The reason for that is that: a) I need some way to show this off to my professor (as if I show him that people, en mass, had done this, I get an “A”) and b) I fucking HATE twitter and I want to return the favor of having to use that crappy site at all!
Hope you guys wouldn’t mind trolling the hell out of twitter, and I hope we could get enough people to flood the fuck out of Twitter! #FukTehTwatter #TwatterBurnInHell