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Most Awkward Childhood memory?

Last posted Nov 28, 2009 at 10:14AM EST. Added Nov 27, 2009 at 09:23AM EST
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Nov 27, 2009 at 09:23AM EST

This thread is now about dead bodies.

Nov 27, 2009 at 09:50AM EST

Uhhh… wut.

Anyways, some fatass while I was 9 in Hawaii proceeded to yell at me while I was playing in the pool at our hotel and I accidentally spalshed him (didn’t even spalsh him that much.) and I started crying through my snorkel, and my mom took my out of the pool, and we went back to the room and she let me call him an asshole. :,(

Nov 27, 2009 at 10:39AM EST
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When I was in mid-elementary school, I kissed my sister’s friend’s mom.

True story!

Nov 27, 2009 at 12:50PM EST
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When I was 3, my sis and I were in hawaii in a hotel about to go to a water park. We walked into the elevator when our parents weren’t looking & the door shut. We then cried and screamed like people be stabbed for 7 min D: It was freaky…

Nov 27, 2009 at 02:21PM EST
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I was in Dollywood, a theme park in Tennessee, and my brother depantsed me while I was standing in the center of the park on a tall pedestal.

Nov 27, 2009 at 02:33PM EST
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I didn’t want to post here but…

When I was born was pretty awkward.

I was naked and people where crying.

I’m thinking “Jesus what is the big deal? Now let me get back to my womb.”

Then this one guy smacks me and I’m like “What the hell douchebag? I’m sorry I’m naked but I wasn’t expecting so many people.”

Then I get wrapped in some dumb blanket and I’m like “Screw this, I’m going to sleep.”

Nov 27, 2009 at 02:42PM EST
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Only a few people are willing to post in this thread Blubber, and I’m NOT one of them. My most awkward childhood memory is too embarrassing to talk about, I still blush every time I think about it.

Nov 27, 2009 at 02:50PM EST
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OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!

Nov 27, 2009 at 03:11PM EST
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When I was 4 I told my friend his grandma deserved to be in a graveyard.
He then proceeded to tell his grandma, mum and dad while we were sitting at the dinner table.
The look of death his dad gave me still haunts me today.
(Seriously.)

Nov 27, 2009 at 08:30PM EST
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It (coincedentially) was THANKSGIVING, I was walking by the food, and I fell facefirst into the MASHED POTATOES

Nov 28, 2009 at 10:14AM EST
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