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ITT we share our own stupidity. Post stories about how bad you fucked up and laugh at the stupidity of others.

…and go.

A customer ordered a medium drink, and I gave him a large! I gave him a large!

I've soiled the good Krusty Krab name! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!

So I was at the store to fix my phone. The employee takes my phone to repair it. I'm just standing there, getting bored, so I reach into my pocket to look at my phone. Then I realized my own stupidity.

Gary: That reminds me of the times I'm driving my car and feeling like something's missing from my pockets, and where the hell are my keys?!?

Today I wrote a mostly cogent blog post about a matter of politics and international relations possibly involving bribery and espionage, and at the end I appended a paragraph of blatantly unsupported speculation as to who might have been responsible.

Isn't this the exact same thing as FML, only instead of feeling sorry for yourself, you're blaming yourself?

Pretty much.

Today I called the wrong person Onii-Chan

I didn't forward the chain message to 8 people in 20 minutes and now I'll never find my true love. TIFU.

Once I went to Encyclopedia Dramatica and didn't realize some extra windows (pop-up ads) had appeared so when my little sister passed by and I closed Encyclopedia Dramatica (so she wouldn't see the NSFW pics) a porn ad was behind it. I freaked out and closed that but there was yet ANOTHER PORN AD behind that one as well.

I nearly cost my business a client when I blindly followed an order to "transfer their website domain" and I did exactly that

For those who don't see how that's a problem, let me give you this: The domain is not just the name you put at the top of your address bar. It marks the foundation of your website. You don't just "transfer the domain", you transfer the entire thing or shit happens

Moving the domain without moving the website was basically ripping the foundations out under a website and the entire system crashed

I killed a clients website and all of their incoming/outgoing mail for 3 days while we hurried to get the rest of the website moved over. They weren't impressed.

Lesson I learned that day: Don't follow orders. follow procedures.

Being the slow headed dumbfuck I am, I was unable to sign up for 2 classes this semester.
I'll pay for it taking those classes next semester, plus the ones I have to take.

I slightly bumped the car our father borrows us… 2 weeks ago. I am too much of a wuss to tell him.

Sometimes I think I'm retarded and everyone agreed on not telling me. Even my parents openly admit they need to delicately explain step by step any order they give me, because otherwise I'd screw it up like I always do.

I also suck at communicating, and hate giving hugs or kisses. So my father thinks I dislike him, and again, I'm too much of a wuss to explain that I suck at affection.

Stupidity…hmmm. I seem to have plenty of that. Let's see…

I've dropped 8 hours in the last 2 semester because I'm dumb and don't keep up with my school work. I push everything to last minute, so I don't learn jack. I should have passed them with flying colors.

Oh, and most of my fellow high school classmates will be graduating this year, but I'm still at least 2 years from graduating. Most of my friends I made in ROTC 2 years ago will also be commissioning into the Air Force and will already have a steady job while I'm stuck here finishing these last 2 years. =/

This one time, I thought "I should really try to develop a taste for whisky."

That was pretty fucking stupid.

This one time I had a sculpture to finish, a painting to work on, a history test to study for, and two small essays to write and instead of doing those I decided to post in a thread about doing stupid shit.

One of my supervillains killed innocent people and it's all my fault

Tried to cook hotdogs and I burnt them. Then I went to pick up the plate to throw them away and burnt my hand.

the worst thing is you can't block the pop-ups.
is it caused by a malicious java-script?

I took Captain Blubber's challenge.

Ooohhh, Now you have fucked up. You have fucked up now.

But SRSLY you're fucked.

I ate an entire piece of undercooked chicken because I thought I was tough enough to handle it. ust the thought of getting sick is making me want to puke.

I was born on March 9, 1992.

It's all been downhill from there.

today I was smashing some old electronics I wanted to throw out in the garage with a mallet

and one of them (it was a circuit board or something) caught on fire a little.

I guess what caused it was a spark from the mallet and all I had to do to put it out was jab it with my finger. Heh. No bigs. Then I saw the gas tank like a couple feet away from me.

I took care of it very quickly and the gas was sealed up tight, but I'm still kinda spooked.