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How do you fap to your porn?

Last posted Aug 06, 2014 at 07:22PM EDT. Added Aug 01, 2014 at 04:30AM EDT
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Okay, does anyone else do what do? I usually spend like 10-30 mins searching for porn that I can fap to, where I open few tabs that I consider potential fap candidates. When I'm ready to fap, I switches between the tabs to see which one gets me off the most and continues to do so until I fapped. Sometimes it's difficult to choose which one I should jizz to.

It depends on most days for me. Sometimes, I can get off to a single picture in under a few minutes or it'll take up to an hour to actually squeeze one out from watching, reading and/or playing porn.

I do have regret when I do cum to certain things. Feel like I could've done better, ya know?

Lich wrote:

How do you live?

This sums it up.

But honestly I'm aiming for all of August to be porn free. Just a little personal goal for myself.

When I go through porn, I search for inspiration to add to my photographic memory.

I find things that are interesting, I pop them open in a tab and go over them a few times throughout the day. Basically what I do is I "analyse" the porn so I can "save" it to my memory. I don't actually like fapping at the PC

When I wanna fap, I usually do it in the privacy of my room. Rather than drag a laptop in, I'll just remember all the porn I previously looked at and/or create new porn in my imagination

> search for my fetish
> remember that no good porn of my fetish exists
> search for regular porn
> search non-porn sights like dailymotion that happen to have porn
> find a good softcore vid of an attractive girl
> blow my load
> see a much better video in suggested video box
> the end

Now if you are talking about technique then I must admit I'm not the best. I do more of a rubbing thing than traditional jacking off. Because I've been doing this for 5 or 6 years my dick now bends the wrong way.

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and just last night I was discussing Noill in the IRC. Coincidence?

(noill is a porn artist.)

Last edited Aug 01, 2014 at 02:49PM EDT

Tchefuncte Bonaparte wrote:

> search for my fetish
> remember that no good porn of my fetish exists
> search for regular porn
> search non-porn sights like dailymotion that happen to have porn
> find a good softcore vid of an attractive girl
> blow my load
> see a much better video in suggested video box
> the end

Now if you are talking about technique then I must admit I'm not the best. I do more of a rubbing thing than traditional jacking off. Because I've been doing this for 5 or 6 years my dick now bends the wrong way.

The key is to develop 27 different fetishes like me, and then you're never disappointed! Except for some reason I've developed this picky habit where I try not to jack off and finish to any picture and/or video more than once, which has lead to me habitually reopening the image boards I use the most, hoping desperately for something new and high-quality. Kind of like someone who's waiting for a new episode of his favorite TV show, except he didn't know the date or time it's going to premiere.

I uh… I really don't masturbate. Really. Chalk it up to a low sex drive or something, but even when I do look at suggestive things, I never feel the need to get to any sort of climax. But as far as I can tell, I'm not asexual. Maybe I just haven't figured out what works for me.

I surf DA and FA, searching for my various fetishes. I then save the images and sort them according to the fetishes they involve. Sometimes I'll create subcategories for more specific types of images. Every once in a while i go through my images to make sure all of them are properly sorted and delete the ones I never use. Porn has actually taught me the value of keeping things organized so you can actually find the crap you need.

Last edited Aug 02, 2014 at 07:52PM EDT

Eh, I don't do anything special. I have a list of my favorite ladies in porn on my iPad and a few favorite videos saved. Sometimes I go for animated girls from video games or whatever on Bing, but I prefer the real deal. Actually, I think Bing is the best porn site there is. I've never been disappointed with the image results.

I always just go the good old hentai manga route. I don't know what it is, but video just doesn't quite do it for me.

I also somewhat use masturbation as a sleep aid. I always make a point of doing it late at night when I plan on falling asleep soon seeing as I normally get tired after that sort of thing.

Crimson Locks wrote:

I always just go the good old hentai manga route. I don't know what it is, but video just doesn't quite do it for me.

I also somewhat use masturbation as a sleep aid. I always make a point of doing it late at night when I plan on falling asleep soon seeing as I normally get tired after that sort of thing.

Since animation is so costly, most Hentai aren't very good. Some games even have higher quality. The manga artists have more time to go into the "finer details". All depends on what you're looking for.

Uh… I should stay away from this thread. Won't do any good to get reminded of hentai…

Hentai is 4 weebs.

I may be joking on that, but I seriously don't like it. Everything is exaggerated even more than normal porn already is to the point of being funny instead of actually hot. (For example, watermelon sized boobs on everybody. I don't get why 99.999999% of hentai has to have comedically large boobs. Some people like it but not me) Also, I don't like the anime/manga art style and never have and I think the animation is most often lazy and poorly done. Still comics and pictures solve the animation thing for me but again, I don't like the art style to begin with and I can't get off to still pictures. To top it all off, I find the concept of getting off to animated people who aren't really there and never have existed to be strange and unnerving. Same reason why I don't like the concept of waifus. So, all in all: I'm picky as hell.

Last edited Aug 03, 2014 at 06:06PM EDT

@Crimson

I also somewhat use masturbation as a sleep aid.

I read somewhere that orgasms are good for inducing sleep. Not only do they tucker you out from the physical effort, but after the endorphins; the orgasm also sends some chemicals to the brain, the kind that your body uses to put you in sleep mode (along with the urge to cuddle what you just fucked as well but that may apply more to men) or something along those lines.

Can't confirm that, but it would make sense to me, because I fap before bed myself and it's usually a good way of relaxing myself into sleep.


@Venomancer Lesale

I mean, what else do you fap without hands?

What about two-handed fapping apparatuses? Such as Fleshlights, love dolls, fuckable plushies, cock socks, actual socks, bedsheets, cars, park benches?

Crimson Locks wrote:

I always just go the good old hentai manga route. I don't know what it is, but video just doesn't quite do it for me.

I also somewhat use masturbation as a sleep aid. I always make a point of doing it late at night when I plan on falling asleep soon seeing as I normally get tired after that sort of thing.

I guess fapping right before you go to sleep isn't as uncommon as I thought. I'm the opposite about videos though. Still frames won't do it for me anymore.

Crimson Locks wrote:

@BSoD
Yeah, I read about that myself and I know from experience that I get super tired afterward. Apparently orgasms can also cure headaches among other small physical ailments as well.

And they tell us which people apparently can't go on after round 1.

Lol, losers. #kek

Let me explain.

During an orgasm, your brain releases dopamine. Dopamine "rewards" your brain with pleasure sensations and that is why orgasms have the short yet indulging feeling. This dopamine in your brain can help calm you and counter painful sensations in your brain, suppressing the mood. The relaxation of the amygdala suppresses fear and anxiety, and in women emotion, men aggression. Because we feel pleasure in the act of orgasms, we are engineered to reproduce, and since during sex, or in this case masturbation, we experience the sensation, we will desire for more, thus more babies, thus the continuation of our species.

Yay science. So continue fucking.

Last edited Aug 06, 2014 at 07:34PM EDT
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