This one I had started out with me taking golf lessons from some guy, but we weren’t on a golf course just in sort of this wooded area. Then when I tried to take a swing at the golfball it was like it was a pool ball instead and kept rolling around on the ground. So, the instructor and my brother (dunno why he was there) hold the golfball (read: cue ball) in place with two cues and I take a shot, it goes out of the wilderness down this hill. I’ve got to take a piss at this point so I walk to the edge of the wilderness where there are lines of casino games to my right and left (I’m standing at a threshold between the two areas). I’m about to get my junk out when someone at one of the casino cabs gives me an awkward look and I decide I’d better go elsewhere.
I make my way down the hill into a clear area where there is some jogging group. At this point I inexplicably have three empty soda cans and I know they need to get into a recycling bin, but I spot this cute girl running with the group and I really want to approach her. I somehow manage to find a recycling bin and then begin to follow the girl, who’s making her way across some kind of compound which looks like a big high school. I pass a single truck in the parking lot, which isn’t playing some rap like you’d expect (it was probably this) and follow her into some side entrance.
So, inside it’s like a gymnasium but some kind of training is going on. There’s a couple more girls and an instructor, but I don’t want to look like I just walked in there for her and so I exit the room to explore some of the other areas (I’m making most of these decisions because I realized it was a dream after the golfball/poolball incident). Of course, I don’t wanna miss out on perhaps getting some dreampussy so I head back to the room to see if I can talk her into getting in my pants.
Well, now she’s sitting in a booth off to the side with an old white guy and, sitting opposite from them, this black guy. For some reason the girl is reciting latin as I come over and the white guy is deciphering it. It’s something about the end of the world and how she’s going to be instrumental in its demise. I stroke her face and try to ask her why she’s doing this and she goes from being stoic to sobbing and telling me that she doesn’t know, she’s confused. At this point the black guy asks, “well, what can we do to stop it?”
White guy: “You have to kill that thing.” and he points behind the black guy’s shoulder. I’m kneeling next to the girl so I turn my head to look where he’s pointing and sure enough there’s this black cat sitting behind the black guy on a table or something. Only this cat doesn’t have a face, everything is just covered in its fur. But, right where it’s mouth should be there’s this vertical pitch-black slit that keeps opening and closing and as it’s staring right at me and the girl I start to feel really fucked up/scared shitless.
Then I woke up!