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Last posted Aug 13, 2009 at 04:12PM EDT. Added Aug 07, 2009 at 06:33AM EDT
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Do you think I did it? I mean undermined rules 34 & 35 ?

To those who are not familiar with columbo. His wife is mentioned quite a few times during the dialogues but she is never actually shown, hence no porn can be made.

Aug 07, 2009 at 06:33AM EDT

Actually, quite the opposite, since she’s never been seen a diverse amount of pornography can be made.

You could just point at any naked lady and say “that’s Columbo’s wife” and no one can say that you’re wrong. You might be thinking “but just cuz you say it’s Columbo’s wife doesn’t make it Columbo’s wife” it doesn’t matter, since there isn’t any proof for or against. So it might as well be for.

Rule 34 remains unchallenged.

Aug 07, 2009 at 07:19AM EDT

So…. if this logic applies why is there rule 35 if all the porn was already made? :D

Aug 07, 2009 at 07:44AM EDT

You also potentially could argue that Cap’n Janeway (ST: Voyager) was Columbo’s wife and Rule 34 Kate Mulgrew.

The network execs (grrr) tried to introduce her as Mrs. Columbo around ’79. >:(

Supposedly, b/c of the uproar (fans/writers/Peter Falk) they wrote into the plotline of her (renamed)‘Kate Loves a Mystery’ series that she had gotten divorced. So b/c Columbo never divorced, to wit, she must not be the “real” Mrs. Columbo .. but, given that she was so young (24) in the series she would have been 13 yrs old when she married him, who’s to say that they didn’t divorce later when Columbo was all old and the ‘Columbo’ series was over?

Aug 07, 2009 at 11:52AM EDT

p.s. You never actually see Columbo in her “Mrs. Columbo” series, as they tried to keep it “equally mysterious” (but you do see his coat, spent cigars, etc. in the opening credits of the series.. so it’s still strongly implied).

Aug 07, 2009 at 11:56AM EDT

Bummer…. There was a porn of her even in the simpsons series… :( . You ruined my dreams :D .

Aug 07, 2009 at 12:09PM EDT

Its easy…

Just draw a penis in place of the cigarette and the pics rule 34’d.

Aug 08, 2009 at 03:28AM EDT

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