Once upon a time there was a magical elf named Scottie Pippen. He liked walking through the magical Mushroom Forest and playing H-O-R-S-E with Michael Jordan, the majestic griffin.
One day Scottie Pippen came across an abandoned laptop in the magical Mushroom Forest. “Golly,” Scottie thought “I’ve never seen one of these before. I wonder what it does.” Then, after downloading a hard drive full of pornography he accidently clicked a link to knowyourmeme.com. “That’s weird,” Scottie thought, pulling up his pants “Even though this site lacks pictures of elves totally doin’ it it doesn’t suck.”
Then he saw YOUR page. He said “This user must be the coolest guy on the site.” Then he returned to his pornography.
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