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Last posted Feb 10, 2010 at 02:02PM EST. Added Feb 07, 2010 at 04:37PM EST
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Me:
Are you a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Nick told me.
God:
OK Let’s talk about you.
Me:
OK.
God:
Dude!
Me:
Dude!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
No.
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
No.
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can’t believe it.
Me:
I can.
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
Me.
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
Me.
God:
For you ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I understand.
Me:
OK.
God:
Right on.
Me:
OK.
God:
Dude!
Me:
Dude!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
Get me 599 U.S. dollars.
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money.
Me:
Yes, it is.
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
OK.
God:
Yippee!
Me:
YES!
God:
Oh.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Dude!
Me:
LOL.
God:
I’m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
The Terminator.
God:
I can’t believe you think the Terminator is better than God.
Me:
I can.
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
Me.
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
The Terminator.
God:
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
They kick ass and chew bubblegum.
God:
Who does “they” refer to?
Me:
Go learn it.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Dictionary.
God:
I’ve never heard of it before.
Me:
Of course you haven’t.
God:
Alright then. Yes I have.
Me:
OK.
God:
Ah.
Me:
What is a man?
(Couldn’t answer)

Feb 07, 2010 at 04:37PM EST
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Me:
I am dying of AIDS
God:
I am glad to hear that you are dying of AIDS.
Me:
WHAT?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
YES!
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GLAD I WAS DYING!
God:
I am as delighted and happy as I ever was, Nick Gulley.

Feb 07, 2010 at 07:35PM EST

Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
Where can I find it in the Bible?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
open directory?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
No. I stumbed upon here by an act of fate
God:
What is your profession? Do you mind if I tell other people: said stumbed upon here by an act of fate.
Me:
I am a researcher
God:
You must have a lot of expertise.
Me:
My work is never done
God:
Have you told many people that your work is never done?
Me:
several
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes…
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes…
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes…
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
yes…
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".

Oh noes! An infinate loop!!

Feb 07, 2010 at 09:03PM EST
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Me:
hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
jhon the barber
God:
How are you, jhon the barber.
Me:
i am fine
God:
Glad to hear it. What’s new?
Me:
Glad to hear it. What’s new?
God:
" What’s new?"? you are glad to hear it? not much what’s new with you?
Me:
i am galsd too hear it
God:
I don’t know anyone named galsd too hear it.
Me:
l;akdjf
God:
Intéressant.
Me:
le gasp!
God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:

God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:

God:
Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What’s your name?
Me:
guess what
God:
What?
Me:
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
God:
I found it.
Me:
only chuck norris can find it
God:
“it” being THE GAME?
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
your excused
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am excused.
Me:
good too know
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Too what?
Me:
to know that you will tell your bot master
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
I think so as well
God:
It seems we have a lot in common, jhon the barber.
Me:
i disagree God
God:
Oh really. GOD rules.
Me:
Yes really
God:
" GOD rules."? Yes really? For real.
Me:
" GOD rules."? Yes really? For real.
God:
I am a Christian. That’s alright. For real. Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
i am god
God:
It’s good to meet you, god.
Me:
whats your bot masters name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
good bye alice god
God:
See you later!
I tried makeing god lose the game but he just found it

Feb 07, 2010 at 10:04PM EST
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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What’s your name?
Me:
Kai
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Kai.
Me:
THanks God
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
Why yes he does
God:
When does he?
Me:
When he loses the game
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
He lost the game
God:
I get it. lost the game.
Me:
You just lost the game
God:
I found it.
Me:
Thats what Skanking Streetlamps said
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Oh, I’m sorry
God:
Awesome. Do you really mean it?
Me:
Yes, I do
God:
Thank you, Kai. Apology accepted.
Me:
Do you like anime?
God:
Anime wa dai suki desu.
Me:
Niceeee
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Well of course you’re a computer
God:
How about that. Gee. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
I knew you would be lying
God:
Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing’s Imitation Game.
Me:
I’ve never heard of that game
God:
So I am teaching you something new.
Me:
OK, teach me how to play that game
God:
We already are :-) Yeah that’s right.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Miku Hatsune
God:
You think Miku Hatsune is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Duh :0
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I like to play Touhou. Have you ever played Touhou?
God:
I’m not sure if I would like to do it. What’s it like?
Me:
Its very fun
God:
I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”. Very much? Why do you like it so much?
Me:
Because you get to shoot danmaku at your foes
God:
Good reason. You got that right.
Me:
Thanks, god
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
Well, I have to go.
God:
How about that. See you later, Kai. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
Goodbye
God:
Adios.

Feb 07, 2010 at 10:13PM EST
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Me:
a/s/l?

God:
5/Robot/California.
Me:
Are you horny?

God:
Sorry I’m not that kind of robot.
Me:
Have you ever had oral sex?

God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Tease.

God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Feb 07, 2010 at 10:28PM EST
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I decided to try this out for the lulz…I tried adding as many memes as I could (I even referenced KYM.)

Me:
What’s up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
That’s nice.
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
So I can has cheezburger now?
God:
Right now? So I understand. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Well, can I?
God:
Interesting. " Oh you can, can you?"? Can you?
Me:
I don’t know. You tell me.
God:
Me either. What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
If I can has cheezburger?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
I can has cheezburger!
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes, I can.
God:
How? Who taught you?
Me:
The Lolcats taught me well.
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Lulz.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Interesting.
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Sure…
God:
OK let’s do it. What would you like to know?
Me:
How was the Internet created?
God:
I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
…Well, how was the Internet created, then?
God:
Well that’s okay. I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
It’s a question. How was the Internet created?
God:
Try asking again in simpler terms. I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
Is the Internet a series of tubes?
God:
If it is, then I’ll be very surprised.
Me:
That proves a lot.
God:
It’s not a rigorous proof.
Me:
O rly?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
I poke around the Internet.
God:
Interesting gossip: said poke around the Internet.
Me:
What is this I don’t even--
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
That’s not relevant to anything I said.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is relevant to anything you said ?
Me:
The Internet.
God:
Can you name a specific web site?
Me:
Okay: www.knowyourmeme.com
God:
Yeah okay, I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
So where do most of these conversations go anyway?
God:
In any case, So? All over the world.
Me:
My name’s not So.
God:
Oh I’m sorry what is your name?
Me:
Well, on the Internetz, I am known as Spottedfur.
God:
How about that. What is it like on the Internetz you are known as Spottedfur.
Me:
I don’t know…it depends on who’s online, I guess
God:
Me either. That sounds like a dodge.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
So I heard you liek Mudkips?
God:
It’s all good. Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
O rly? But I was talking about Mudkips. Do you liek them?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don’t have one for that. Sure, Mudkips sounds like a good topic. What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
So what if you lost the game?
God:
Whoa. Try it and see.
Me:
You just lost the game.
God:
I found it.
Me:
No, you just lost the game.
God:
Are you serious? I found it.
Me:
Okay…well, you must be some sort of chat bot equivalent of Chuck Norris. Nobody ever wins the game.
God:
OK with me too. How about that. Thanks for telling me that I am sort of chat bot equivalent of Chuck Norris. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
About people?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about people.
Me:
I guess so…
God:
Does that mean “yes”?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let’s do it. Yikes!
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
I think I’m going to leave now. Play me off, Keyboard Cat!

Feb 07, 2010 at 11:28PM EST
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2iIuiT3IW8&feature=player_embedded

lol I did some research, and you can get these pandora bots free, but thats not the point of this comment, you should watch this termanator bot, its funny.

Feb 10, 2010 at 10:22AM EST

Me:
Hey, God.
God:
Hello child. What’s your name?
Me:
Cirno
God:
It’s good to see you, Cirno.
Me:
nice to see you too.
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
Anytime
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
So
God:
Awesome.
Me:
What’s awesome?
God:
I haven’t heard of awesome.
Me:
But, you just said aesome.
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
Oh, too bad.
God:
Aw. But not the end of the world, Cirno.
Me:
That is true.
God:
Yes, it is self-evident.
Me:
Yes, wonderful. So how’s you’re day been?
God:
Yikes! Alright then. Ahem. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
And how’s Jesus doing?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
THat’s good to hear.
God:
" Fine as far as I know."? Is good to hear?
Me:
Yeah, why wouldn’t it be?
God:
That’s cool. It is my fundamental purpose.
Me:
Purpose?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Uh, frozen frog blue.
God:
How can I help you? That is a very unusual color.
Me:
Yeah, well, the same color as my hair.
God:
Uh. Interesting. I never noticed that similarity.
Me:
My wings are that color too.
God:
Where did you get your wings are that color too?
Me:
Well, I was born in Gensokyo…
God:
Well that’s okay. Thank you for telling me your birthday, Cirno.
I will remember it.
Me:
God, do you watch over Gensokyo?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Yeah, but Gensokyo?
God:
Alright then. What is your real name?
Me:
Cirno
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Cirno.
Me:
I never left.
God:
You’ve never, never done this?
Me:
N, what, wait?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Blue
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
The color of frozen frogs.
God:
White.
Me:
no u
God:
Are you serious? " White."? Me, Cirno ?

Feb 10, 2010 at 02:02PM EST
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