FSM isn’t exactly original.
I never said FSM was. I’m just saying he’s the almighty pirate god. Where is your ninja god now?
A Piarte? You fail. :°D
Aniway, Ninja. Lol.
Actually, ninjas do have a special god.
His name is Shaquille O’Neal.
Do you see them sweet-ass ninja-esque moves?
Disregard the fact he ends up losing to cyborg. Because seriously, how’s a pirate going to fare better?
Shaq-fu is only good when your fighting Godzilla, my man. Shaq is nothing!
And if Shaq, the “ninja god”, lost to a cyborg, just watch this video of a lowly pirate fending off against a completely metallic robot!
That video means nothing.
The cyborg Shaq fought had a gun for a hand. The man had BULLETS fired at him and Shaq still put up a damn good fight.
Also, Shaq is the superior dancer.
Well, whoever it is that’s superior between a pirate and a robot, we may never know. What we are very sure of is that vampires are nothing to both of them:
And who says pirates can’t dance good? Here’s a bunch of dancing pirates:
We forgot about zombies, though.
I am a renaissance faire go-er who happens to study in the ancient martial art of Kenpo karate.
@ Tomberry and Pterodactyl
I agree with Tomberry, but I’ve dropped the subject of fence-sitters because this debate is all about Pirates and Ninjas.
I loved Hook! It is one of my favorite movies of all time. That’s an awesome remix you found.
Captain Hook: Smee! Do something intelligent!
Smee: (start an ensemble of random sounds that explode into a full-fledged song)
If you like the Hook mix, check out some of the artist’s other works. His name is Pogo AKA Fagottron.
Related to that: you might also like wreckandsalvage.
I’ve listened to examples of both their work and I can honestly say that I like Pogo’s work better.
But, enough of this. Let’s get back to the primary subject of this discussion.
Which brings us to this.
And in the grand battle of Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Robots vs. Zombies vs. Monkeys vs. Jesus, the winner clearly is
Pardon the language, but this one made me laugh:
Wait a minute… I didn’t notice it at first and we’re over 70 comments already, but I spelt Pirate wrong in the title of this thread. Admins, can you please reverse the A and the R. Thank you.
Actually, no one should change the title.
It gives this thread character and it’s also part of some of the jokes on the first page.
Chuck Norris vs. Captain Falcon
I vote for CF.
Could you fix the T-Shists thread, though?
OH, so THAT’S why you guys were talking about a party! At first I was all like:
But then I was like:
2 Captain falcon, face to face, using Falcon punch at the same time = dividing by zero.
Captain Falcon is way superior.
@ Real Genius
What t-shirt thread and what needs to be fixed?
This thread: http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/1-general/topics/386-t-shists-we-want
But I don’t know what Genius wants to fix in it.
@ Everybody else
Hell no! Chuck Norris can divide by zero without even doing anything! You need two CF’s to divide by zero but with Chuck, all you need is a roundhouse kick!
Fix’d the thread so it’s no longer shists.
Also both sides should check this out.
Especially the CN fans they must pause the video at 0:57 and look to the top left.
Ah, yes! The latest Weird Al vid. I’d almost forgotten about that! Charles Nelson Reilly FTW!
Actually this is Weird Al’s latest video.
It is not as good as CNR though.
I pronounce it pYAR-té.
I pronounce it Pie-rat-eh
Then Baman Piderman show up to the battle.
That video reminded me of Brad Neely’s creased comics.
a little late but..