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Are you a Piarte or a Ninja?

Last posted Nov 06, 2009 at 03:48PM EST. Added Aug 24, 2009 at 04:49PM EDT
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I never said FSM was. I’m just saying he’s the almighty pirate god. Where is your ninja god now?

Aug 31, 2009 at 03:17AM EDT
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Actually, ninjas do have a special god.

His name is Shaquille O’Neal.




Do you see them sweet-ass ninja-esque moves?

Disregard the fact he ends up losing to cyborg. Because seriously, how’s a pirate going to fare better?

Aug 31, 2009 at 10:46AM EDT
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Shaq-fu is only good when your fighting Godzilla, my man. Shaq is nothing!

And if Shaq, the “ninja god”, lost to a cyborg, just watch this video of a lowly pirate fending off against a completely metallic robot!




Beat that!

Aug 31, 2009 at 01:16PM EDT
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Wha?

That video means nothing.

The cyborg Shaq fought had a gun for a hand. The man had BULLETS fired at him and Shaq still put up a damn good fight.

Also, Shaq is the superior dancer.




Aug 31, 2009 at 01:23PM EDT
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Well, whoever it is that’s superior between a pirate and a robot, we may never know. What we are very sure of is that vampires are nothing to both of them:




And who says pirates can’t dance good? Here’s a bunch of dancing pirates:




Aug 31, 2009 at 01:56PM EDT
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We forgot about zombies, though.

Aug 31, 2009 at 02:02PM EDT
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I am a renaissance faire go-er who happens to study in the ancient martial art of Kenpo karate.

Robot.

Aug 31, 2009 at 02:11PM EDT
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@ Tomberry and Pterodactyl

I agree with Tomberry, but I’ve dropped the subject of fence-sitters because this debate is all about Pirates and Ninjas.

@ Chris

I loved Hook! It is one of my favorite movies of all time. That’s an awesome remix you found.

Captain Hook: Smee! Do something intelligent!
Smee: (start an ensemble of random sounds that explode into a full-fledged song)

LOL!

Aug 31, 2009 at 02:18PM EDT
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If you like the Hook mix, check out some of the artist’s other works. His name is Pogo AKA Fagottron.
http://www.youtube.com/user/fagottron?blend=1&ob=4

Related to that: you might also like wreckandsalvage.
http://www.youtube.com/user/wreckandsalvage

Aug 31, 2009 at 02:22PM EDT
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I’ve listened to examples of both their work and I can honestly say that I like Pogo’s work better.

But, enough of this. Let’s get back to the primary subject of this discussion.




Aug 31, 2009 at 02:37PM EDT
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And in the grand battle of Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Robots vs. Zombies vs. Monkeys vs. Jesus, the winner clearly is
The Vikings.

Aug 31, 2009 at 02:57PM EDT
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Wait a minute… I didn’t notice it at first and we’re over 70 comments already, but I spelt Pirate wrong in the title of this thread. Admins, can you please reverse the A and the R. Thank you.

@ Capt.

Aug 31, 2009 at 03:58PM EDT
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Actually, no one should change the title.

It gives this thread character and it’s also part of some of the jokes on the first page.

Aug 31, 2009 at 04:10PM EDT
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Chuck Norris vs. Captain Falcon
who wins?
I vote for CF.

@Captain
Could you fix the T-Shists thread, though?

Aug 31, 2009 at 04:18PM EDT
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OH, so THAT’S why you guys were talking about a party! At first I was all like:

But then I was like:

Aug 31, 2009 at 04:21PM EDT
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2 Captain falcon, face to face, using Falcon punch at the same time = dividing by zero.
Captain Falcon is way superior.

Aug 31, 2009 at 04:21PM EDT
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@ Real Genius

What t-shirt thread and what needs to be fixed?

Aug 31, 2009 at 04:21PM EDT
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@ Capt.

This thread: http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/1-general/topics/386-t-shists-we-want

But I don’t know what Genius wants to fix in it.

@ Everybody else

Hell no! Chuck Norris can divide by zero without even doing anything! You need two CF’s to divide by zero but with Chuck, all you need is a roundhouse kick!

Aug 31, 2009 at 04:28PM EDT
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Fix’d the thread so it’s no longer shists.

Also both sides should check this out.

Especially the CN fans they must pause the video at 0:57 and look to the top left.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrGmD2wk8m4

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Aug 31, 2009 at 04:34PM EDT
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Ah, yes! The latest Weird Al vid. I’d almost forgotten about that! Charles Nelson Reilly FTW!

Aug 31, 2009 at 04:48PM EDT
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That video reminded me of Brad Neely’s creased comics.

http://www.creasedcomics.com/archive.php?page=1

Aug 31, 2009 at 08:10PM EDT
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