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Are you a Piarte or a Ninja?

Last posted Nov 06, 2009 at 03:48PM EST. Added Aug 24, 2009 at 04:49PM EDT
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I never said FSM was. I’m just saying he’s the almighty pirate god. Where is your ninja god now?

Aug 31, 2009 at 03:17AM EDT

Actually, ninjas do have a special god.

His name is Shaquille O’Neal.

Do you see them sweet-ass ninja-esque moves?

Disregard the fact he ends up losing to cyborg. Because seriously, how’s a pirate going to fare better?

Aug 31, 2009 at 10:46AM EDT

Shaq-fu is only good when your fighting Godzilla, my man. Shaq is nothing!

And if Shaq, the “ninja god”, lost to a cyborg, just watch this video of a lowly pirate fending off against a completely metallic robot!

Beat that!

Aug 31, 2009 at 01:16PM EDT


That video means nothing.

The cyborg Shaq fought had a gun for a hand. The man had BULLETS fired at him and Shaq still put up a damn good fight.

Also, Shaq is the superior dancer.

Aug 31, 2009 at 01:23PM EDT

Well, whoever it is that’s superior between a pirate and a robot, we may never know. What we are very sure of is that vampires are nothing to both of them:

And who says pirates can’t dance good? Here’s a bunch of dancing pirates:

Aug 31, 2009 at 01:56PM EDT

We forgot about zombies, though.

Aug 31, 2009 at 02:02PM EDT

I am a renaissance faire go-er who happens to study in the ancient martial art of Kenpo karate.


Aug 31, 2009 at 02:11PM EDT

@ Tomberry and Pterodactyl

I agree with Tomberry, but I’ve dropped the subject of fence-sitters because this debate is all about Pirates and Ninjas.

@ Chris

I loved Hook! It is one of my favorite movies of all time. That’s an awesome remix you found.

Captain Hook: Smee! Do something intelligent!
Smee: (start an ensemble of random sounds that explode into a full-fledged song)


Aug 31, 2009 at 02:18PM EDT

If you like the Hook mix, check out some of the artist’s other works. His name is Pogo AKA Fagottron.

Related to that: you might also like wreckandsalvage.

Aug 31, 2009 at 02:22PM EDT

I’ve listened to examples of both their work and I can honestly say that I like Pogo’s work better.

But, enough of this. Let’s get back to the primary subject of this discussion.

Aug 31, 2009 at 02:37PM EDT

And in the grand battle of Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Robots vs. Zombies vs. Monkeys vs. Jesus, the winner clearly is
The Vikings.

Aug 31, 2009 at 02:57PM EDT

Wait a minute… I didn’t notice it at first and we’re over 70 comments already, but I spelt Pirate wrong in the title of this thread. Admins, can you please reverse the A and the R. Thank you.

@ Capt.

Aug 31, 2009 at 03:58PM EDT

Actually, no one should change the title.

It gives this thread character and it’s also part of some of the jokes on the first page.

Aug 31, 2009 at 04:10PM EDT

Chuck Norris vs. Captain Falcon
who wins?
I vote for CF.

Could you fix the T-Shists thread, though?

Aug 31, 2009 at 04:18PM EDT

OH, so THAT’S why you guys were talking about a party! At first I was all like:

But then I was like:

Aug 31, 2009 at 04:21PM EDT

2 Captain falcon, face to face, using Falcon punch at the same time = dividing by zero.
Captain Falcon is way superior.

Aug 31, 2009 at 04:21PM EDT

@ Real Genius

What t-shirt thread and what needs to be fixed?

Aug 31, 2009 at 04:21PM EDT

@ Capt.

This thread:

But I don’t know what Genius wants to fix in it.

@ Everybody else

Hell no! Chuck Norris can divide by zero without even doing anything! You need two CF’s to divide by zero but with Chuck, all you need is a roundhouse kick!

Aug 31, 2009 at 04:28PM EDT

Fix’d the thread so it’s no longer shists.

Also both sides should check this out.

Especially the CN fans they must pause the video at 0:57 and look to the top left.

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Aug 31, 2009 at 04:34PM EDT

Ah, yes! The latest Weird Al vid. I’d almost forgotten about that! Charles Nelson Reilly FTW!

Aug 31, 2009 at 04:48PM EDT

That video reminded me of Brad Neely’s creased comics.

Aug 31, 2009 at 08:10PM EDT

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