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Are you a Piarte or a Ninja?

Last posted Nov 06, 2009 at 03:48PM EST. Added Aug 24, 2009 at 04:49PM EDT
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This forum is just for fun!

It is time to answer one of life’s most important questions of all time: Who would win in a fight between a pirate and a ninja?

Personally, I prefer the pirate, but I’ll go into details on why later on when I come back from band practice and after this discussion has made people argue back and forth towards one another on who is better and stuff like that.

Have fun fighting, landlubbers! ARRRGH!!

Aug 24, 2009 at 04:49PM EDT
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I believe you mean “party”.

I believe I am indeed a party. A wild party to be exact.

Now to throw in some Kim Mitchell then I’ll be on my way.




Aug 24, 2009 at 05:02PM EDT
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Piarte party FTW !
Captain Blubber, I find your lack of faith, in the previous debate, disturbing.
How dare you dissapoint our Almighty Godly Flying Spaghetti Monster ?

Aug 24, 2009 at 05:16PM EDT
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Cool your jets Tomberry.

I use the term God and Flying Spaghetti Monster interchangeably. Because in a debate you gotta be quick and I hate using FSM the abbrieviation, it doesn’t seem right, yo.

Aug 24, 2009 at 05:22PM EDT
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I happen to be a pirate-ninja-vampire-werewolf-zombie-robot-spartan with Mr. T’s mohawk, Chuck Norris’s face/facial hair and feet, Bruce Lee’s arms and legs, Cliff Burton’s Hands, Siddhartha Guatama’s brain, and Don LaFontaine’s voice.

Aug 24, 2009 at 05:43PM EDT
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I do believe you are forgetting Mike Tyson’s Gold teeth.

Aug 24, 2009 at 05:46PM EDT
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I’m a viking. Because it’s metal.

Aug 24, 2009 at 06:38PM EDT

No, no. None of these third parties! You either are a ninja or a pirate! Don’t be a flimsy wimsy fence sitter! Pick a side!

Aug 24, 2009 at 06:42PM EDT
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Solid fence-sitters.


EDIT: The above image was supposed to be a statue of two children sitting on a fence.

Aug 24, 2009 at 06:46PM EDT
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But pirate metal sucks. D:

Aug 24, 2009 at 06:57PM EDT

I’d go with pirates.

If I could fence-sit, though, I’d say robots.
Vikings may seem pretty metal, but robots ARE metal! \m/>.<\m/

Aug 24, 2009 at 07:10PM EDT
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Robots are way out of the question. They’re not even people.

Aug 24, 2009 at 07:16PM EDT

Of course they’re not people. People make mistakes. Robots don’t. They shoot lasers and missles and transform and roll out… they don’t have time for petty human error. If robots are out of the question, it’d have to be for kicking too much ass.

Aug 24, 2009 at 07:21PM EDT
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But what about Plastic Robots?

“Your plastic pal who’s fun to be with!”

Aug 24, 2009 at 07:33PM EDT
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But here’s the thing – robots are designed to serve humans. Usually menial labor that humans wouldn’t bother to do. They are our slaves, and will stay that way for a long time. (‘-’ )

Aug 24, 2009 at 08:25PM EDT

But robots accidentally kill people all the time. Let’s say the pirate is turning in some really cheap swag to the local scrap-yard, and the automated baler malfunctions. As a metal band was about to wrap around the compressed block of pirate booty, the band snaps, slicing the pirates hand.
The pirate wraps it up in a bandana instead of seeing a doctor. The pirate develops tetanus and dies weeks later.

Robot just killed a pirate.

Aug 24, 2009 at 09:05PM EDT
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am i a ninja or a pirate? well lets see, are there real pirates around today? yes. are there real ninjas around today? no.

need i say more?

Aug 24, 2009 at 09:16PM EDT
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Wow… this discussion is great! It has evolved from talking about pirates to talking about parties, our great pirate god: FSM, making an ultimate fusion of epicness, and fence-sitters (especially robots)! I lolled through it all! Hands down, majority of the people who have discussed in this forum are pirates! That be greatness!

Aug 24, 2009 at 10:06PM EDT
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Technically tetanus killed the pirate, not the robot.

Also IMAGE OVERLOAD WTF WARN US NEXT TIME.

Aug 24, 2009 at 10:20PM EDT

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

that is all.

Aug 24, 2009 at 11:34PM EDT
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I am a 100% Pirate, number 1- because I can’t turn invisible, and number 2- because I can’t meditate for 7 seconds without breaking my focus.

Aug 25, 2009 at 02:42PM EDT

Okay First there is a mommies ninja and a daddiez pirate they said lets have a baby so she agreed and they went all Fable 2 on each others asses like BAMBAMBAMABAMBAAAMMMABAM……SHAZAM! Then 9 months later a baby was born named Goku95x!!!

Aug 29, 2009 at 02:37PM EDT
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Can’t let this die.
NINJAS all the way.
But YOU ARE A PIRATE!
(LazyTown reference)

Aug 30, 2009 at 12:32AM EDT
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a ninja pirate? come on now.
sure it would be better than a ninja.
but it wouldnt be as good as a pirate with the ninja part weighing it down.

Aug 30, 2009 at 09:18PM EDT
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You know, pirates have serious health issues, right?

Aug 31, 2009 at 12:14AM EDT
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Pirates have better weaponry.

Anyways, I have no time to debate on this. I’m still going through a completely Japanese website for derivatives of the meme I’m researching and my online translator is crying now.

Aug 31, 2009 at 12:40AM EDT
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HOLY LORD!!! There’s the complete list of ALL the derivatives! Thank you Genius, you’ve just made my research easier.

Aug 31, 2009 at 01:57AM EDT
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Note how I worded my statement out:

Ninjas don’t have a special god…

I’m talking about a singular superior god to rule all the other gods… … … Raptor Jesus. BUT, it is not him of which we speak of. If we wanted to speak of him, we’d go here: http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/1-general/topics/368-raptor-jesus-ceiling-cat-fsm-or-anything-else

No, we are speaking of Pirates and Ninjas! So FSM will have to do. Where is your god now?

Aug 31, 2009 at 02:46AM EDT
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