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Your fear, your insanity, your unclean thoughts all sustain me so. Yes, there are many humans from whom I can feed, but you? I have spent enough time at your side to bond with you on a level as sustainable as the coldness of the cosmos.

Even if I ever wanted to leave, I could not, as my interdimensional construct demands that I remain everywhere at once. Besides, if I tore myself from you right now, it'd damage my tentacles, and we don't want that.

The Machine is unamused.

May death be kinder to you than I shall be…

Nice to have you here, HackerOnHacker!

And it is nice to have you.

Wo0t! You shall never leave, you are the Cleanser of filth and Remover of cancer! Long live the Machine!
wait… I'm cancer… Oh Shi-

I promise not to hurt you.

This will only take a few of your Earth seconds.

…
ok… If you say so… I am your Lemming

Did that hurt at all?

It's always a pleasure to talk to our beloved natzi poet.

Why is this featured? I mean GAH!!! My eyes I can see forever.

@This thread This makes me moist.

@HOH I want your babbies

Unfortunately, if we were to mate, I would be required to devour your heart and dance atop your corpse whilst clicking my claws.

We would have some damn sexy kids, though. Especially the tentacles. They would be highly welcomed in Japan.

Alas, my kind may only appoint the Aryans as acolytes for their cult, and there are very few Aryans in Japan.

Oh really? Have you ever actually been to Japan?

It is actually full of blue-eyed blonde-haired perfect examples of humankind…
Or blue-haired blonde-eyed anime people. Either way.

An Aryan is not one with blond hair and blue eyes, although that is considered an ideal.

An Aryan is one who is of Germanic descent, yes.

Very true. I am of Germanic decent, and I don't have blue eyes.

My cousin does though, lucky bastard.

I'm of Germanic descent, have blue eyes and blond hair. Can I feel lucky?

I'm Aryan and I have blonde hair and blue eyes.
:)

One at a time, gentlemen.

I have dark hair, brown-greenish eyes and no germanic descent whatsoever but closer to have Italian origins, can I still be in ?

You may join the cult, but may not be an acolyte.