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Rule 35 violates rule 34.

Last posted Dec 04, 2010 at 11:23PM EST. Added Oct 11, 2010 at 08:50PM EDT
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Rules of the internet contradict themselves. Prepare for internet to explode, taking us with it.

Oct 11, 2010 at 08:50PM EDT

It implies that it will be made, that somewhere in the future, Rule 34 is true by Rule 35. So basically, you would need a time paradox, which is still being worked out by scientists.

Oct 11, 2010 at 08:53PM EDT

In the fourth dimension, all things exist simultaneously. Past, present, and future are all one. The internet, what with all it’s cached pages and data banks, is the closest humans can come to the fourth dimension, since the future will be recorded in it anyway. Therefore, Rule 34 covers past and present, and Rule 35 adds a clause for the future.

Oct 11, 2010 at 09:02PM EDT

Actually, it HAS to be a time paradox, because by Rule 37 does not permit the division by O. Bill Nye needs to be on the case.

(Edit: I can’t believe I forgot that _)

(You are looking at America’s greatest hero)

Last edited Oct 11, 2010 at 09:04PM EDT
Oct 11, 2010 at 09:03PM EDT

sup dawg!? i can haz rule 34 on rule 35 violating rule 34? 0_o

Last edited Oct 11, 2010 at 09:25PM EDT
Oct 11, 2010 at 09:23PM EDT

Maybe….Maybe Rule 35 violating Rule 34 is part of Rule 34 itself? Like a self-fulfilling prophesy?

Oct 11, 2010 at 10:21PM EDT

Maybe the person who mades these was smoking some strong dupe, and being all thoughtful.

And maybe I’ll win the lottery.

Oct 12, 2010 at 03:37AM EDT

This is an interesting debacle, like a “which came first – the chicken or the egg?” issue that seems to doom our existence.

Personally, I think that Rule 35 sho-

…I’ll shut up now.

Last edited Oct 12, 2010 at 08:57AM EDT
Oct 12, 2010 at 08:57AM EDT

Rule 35 is a back up for rule 34 just incase, so rule 35 makes sure that rule 34 will work no matter what.

Oct 12, 2010 at 06:23PM EDT

I found some more:

49. One cat leads to another.

50. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.

41. Needs moar Desu. No exceptions.

58. Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes

1. Do not talk about /b/.

2. Do NOT talk about /b/.

54. /b/ sucks today.

75. Rule 75 is a lie. OH SHI-

404. This rule was not found.

405. Rule 404 WAS found, but then was lost.

99. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND

9000. You must be mathematically greater than 9000 to be over 9000.

9001. It’s over 9000. No exceptions

9002. It’s still over 9000, and always will be!

9004. If you’re wondering where 9003 went, refer to rule 405, but think of “rule 9003” instead of “rule 404”.

24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.

Last edited Nov 05, 2010 at 01:08PM EDT
Nov 05, 2010 at 12:53PM EDT

@Anako-chan A lot of those rules weren’t in the original set though. Loads of people have added rules since.

Nov 05, 2010 at 05:04PM EDT

contradictions? pfff… amateurs!

Sincerely, The Bible

Nov 05, 2010 at 05:06PM EDT

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