Rules of the internet contradict themselves. Prepare for internet to explode, taking us with it.
It implies that it will be made, that somewhere in the future, Rule 34 is true by Rule 35. So basically, you would need a time paradox, which is still being worked out by scientists.
Actually, rule 34 proves rule 35 and vice versa. And TIME PARADOX!
In the fourth dimension, all things exist simultaneously. Past, present, and future are all one. The internet, what with all it’s cached pages and data banks, is the closest humans can come to the fourth dimension, since the future will be recorded in it anyway. Therefore, Rule 34 covers past and present, and Rule 35 adds a clause for the future.
Actually, it HAS to be a time paradox, because by Rule 37 does not permit the division by O. Bill Nye needs to be on the case.
(Edit: I can’t believe I forgot that
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sup dawg!? i can haz rule 34 on rule 35 violating rule 34? 0_o
This is the best I’ve found.
Except Rule 35.
Maybe….Maybe Rule 35 violating Rule 34 is part of Rule 34 itself? Like a self-fulfilling prophesy?
Maybe the person who mades these was smoking some strong dupe, and being all thoughtful.
And maybe I’ll win the lottery.
This is an interesting debacle, like a “which came first – the chicken or the egg?” issue that seems to doom our existence.
Personally, I think that Rule 35 sho-
…I’ll shut up now.
Rule 34 being violated by rule 35 is pretty hot…
Rule 35 is a back up for rule 34 just incase, so rule 35 makes sure that rule 34 will work no matter what.
Rule 20 disputes all the value of the other rules as well as itself.
I found some more:
49. One cat leads to another.
50. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.
41. Needs moar Desu. No exceptions.
58. Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes
1. Do not talk about /b/.
2. Do NOT talk about /b/.
54. /b/ sucks today.
75. Rule 75 is a lie. OH SHI-
404. This rule was not found.
405. Rule 404 WAS found, but then was lost.
99. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND
9000. You must be mathematically greater than 9000 to be over 9000.
9001. It’s over 9000. No exceptions
9002. It’s still over 9000, and always will be!
9004. If you’re wondering where 9003 went, refer to rule 405, but think of “rule 9003” instead of “rule 404”.
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
@Anako-chan A lot of those rules weren’t in the original set though. Loads of people have added rules since.
contradictions? pfff… amateurs!
Sincerely, The Bible
Rule 41 is the only rule of relevence.
You win the Internet.