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OMG I'm back.

Last posted Nov 11, 2010 at 04:40PM EST. Added Nov 09, 2010 at 07:08PM EST
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So, I'm in Florida. I'm near Orlando, and it sucks where I am. (Orlando is awesome, though.) I now have to deal with 2 little kids, because my mom and I have to stay with someone who thinks Africa is a country.
By the way, I almost ended up living in New Orleans. Thank God that didn't happen.
If you want to know what Florida is like, we just elected 2 Tea Party candidates because both races got screwed up. Driving in Florida is like this. No joke.
By the way, I'm really missing Georgia. Does that make me a southerner now?

So, what did I miss?

Africa's is not a country? Guess I'll just call them Niggerians now.

Also don't talk about anything controversial, everything is distorted down there, particularly if you are gay.

Also I lived down there, and cars do spins in the middle of the road, I shit you not.

Tea Party?
That is the normal down there.

Stay away from Tampa, you will get murdered.

Last edited Nov 09, 2010 at 07:19PM EST

Florida ?
I think the following guy, name's CJ Collins, is from there :

I you ever meet him, can you please tell him I'm a big fan of his Kefka impersonation ?

Last edited Nov 09, 2010 at 08:28PM EST

That's what I've been thinking.
This place is hell. Damn tollbooths, damn teabaggers, damn weather, fucking laws. I swear that the Florida Legislature passes laws just to fuck with you.
Damn, I really am trapped in Paradise. For fuck's sake, I've been swearing all the damn time.
The Assholeans bow down to this place.
I want to be back in Georgia now.

For some reason every time I search waffle house, hordes of pictures of Kid Rock Appear.

Last edited Nov 10, 2010 at 02:59AM EST

Jeb Bush isn't governor right now. Some Independent guy is.
But now they elected a Teabagger.
@Sweatie
There are as many Waffle Houses here as there are Starbucks places in Washington.

We are gonna be your only social output for awhile buddy.

Also Waffles are to Conservatives, like coffee is to Liberals?

Last edited Nov 11, 2010 at 04:41PM EST
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