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Talk to each other with Monty Python Jokes.

Last posted Dec 21, 2010 at 08:27PM EST. Added Dec 19, 2010 at 09:37PM EST
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So, is your wife a goer? Nudge Nudge, wink wink, say no more.

Fetch… The Comfy Chair!

For one on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle!

Last edited Dec 19, 2010 at 09:45PM EST

Run! It's the People's Front of Judea!

Oh wait…it's just their Suicide Squad

Last edited Dec 19, 2010 at 10:04PM EST

SAY NO MORE!

Always Look On The Bright Side of Life !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

Last edited Dec 19, 2010 at 10:19PM EST

Hamilton wrote:

Look my lad I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I am looking at one right now.

Last edited Dec 19, 2010 at 10:32PM EST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhRUe-gz690

It's just a flesh wound.

And now, for something completely different.

The man with three noses.

He's not here yet!

Two noses?

Two…three people just fell past that window!

This man is TOTALLY not an encyclopedia salesman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9n11xtjZ3Y

Last edited Dec 20, 2010 at 12:53AM EST

WHAT…is the maximum airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Is it an african of european swallow?

What? I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

is thrown off a bridge

What is your name?

Don't stand there gawping! Like you've never seen the hand o' God before!

Where behind the rabbit?

Does you wife like Photographs? You know what I mean? AI? Nudge Nudge?

(Laughs at all the american talking about a British tv show (apart from the American member))
WE 'AVE SPAM, SPAM, SPAM AND CHIPS, SPAM ON TOAST, SPAM AND EGG MINUS THE EGG, AND… SPAM.

She turned me into a newt!

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i dont know any monty python jokes

Is it an African or European Swallow?

lets not go there its a silly place

Last edited Dec 21, 2010 at 01:18AM EST

Suiseiseki wrote:

She turned me into a newt!

I'm better now!

SO the world was in the grip of FEAR! A huge and terrifying crisis generated by ONE MAN!

… easily the most dangerous man the world has ever seen, honestly. Though still biding his time, he could strike at any moment! Could he be stopped in time?!

I never watched monty python…
Sad face

^
THEN STOP WHAT YOUR DOING RIGHT NOW AND BEGIN YOUR LIFE

I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU NO MORE, YOU EMPTY-HEADED ANIMAL FOOD TROUGH WIPER! I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION! YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!