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You are Captain Blubber, Canadian millionaire and patron saint of Tikibars. To the north there are General Threads, to the south Meme Research threads
> Go Nortj
You can't go there
> Go North
The General threads aren't very active except for one about furries
> Open Furry Thread
Are you sure? (y/n)
> y
Okay, your loss
Furry Thread
The original post has been hidden due to so many downvotes and there is a lot of backlash from various users. Taryn has posted a mildly funny comic about attention whoring as a subtle way to whore attention. It has succeeded. Watcher is reminding everyone that he is a furry. Again. And again
> Show OP
This post is 100% about how furries are the scum of the Earth and how they should be dragged out into the streets and be tortured until they renounce their unholy passion for animal penises
> Examine OP
Actually, it doesn't say any of that. It's actually a post about how furries came to neopets, the poster needs some theories about why furries would come to a website that's primarily used by fairly young children
The only thing close to an insult is the the poster says that the furries on neopets have no sexual intentions. People may have assumed that he's implying that all furries have sexual intentions, but there is not enough evidence to prove this
> Scan for butthurt
Butthurt is plentiful in this thread
> Scan for lolz
Lolz are very scarce in this thread
> Lock thread
Hey, hey, don't be too hasty. There are still things to explore in this thread. And besides, users will bitch at you if you do
> Lock thread
Hey, hey, don't be too hasty. There are still things to explore in this thread. And besides, users will bitch at you if you do
> Lock thread
Hey, hey, don't be too hasty. There are still things to explore in this thread. And besides, users will bitch at you if you do
> Get Thread Highlights
Razzle Dazzle understood that there was no insults in the OP. Suiseiseki proceeds to troll users.Mad ensues. There is a mishmash of posts about furries, flame wars, thread placement and bets about your actions. Nothing of real value is in this thread
> Enjoy the feeling of being recognized for your actions online
Feels Good Man
> Write a hilarious, yet thoughtful post about why everyone in this thread is retarded
You can't do that
> Write a passable post that is only a little less retarded than the other posts in the thread
Will you put too much effort into it? (y/n)
> y
It's done, and it's… well, it'll do
> Lock thread
I thought I told you users will be pissed. Don't do this
> Lock thread
I thought I told you users will be pissed. Don't do this
> Lock the fucking thread
Okay, okay, but are you certain you want to do this? (y/n)
> y
The users won't be happy, do you care? (y/n)
> Put on Shades
> n
The thread is locked. Now you'll never see all the praise for your post
> Unlock thread
Not gonna happen chief, you made your choice
> Unlock thread
Not gonna happen chief, you made your choice
> Unlock the fucking thread
&troll; lol you mad
> Save game
Your game has been saved
> quit
tl;dr: thread locked, due to silly arguements