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My dad interpreted my dream

Last posted Jan 02, 2011 at 09:44PM EST. Added Jan 01, 2011 at 11:58AM EST
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Last night, I told my parents of a dream I had one time, about my family shucking corn in my brothers’ room. The corn looked good on the outside, but inside it was dead. There was dirt inside it and the kernels fell right off. All of a sudden, my dad went Joseph on me and interpreted it.

He mentioned the fact that my brothers’ room was my old room where I lived my childhood in. The corn also symbolizes a part of my childhood as it represented the annual FOP Corn Roast in Benton Harbor that my family used to go to up until 2000. The corn was dead so it represented that we don’t go there anymore, and the corn roast was a part of my childhood that I like a lot.

So to sum it all up, he said that the dream meant that my childhood is dead.

Jan 01, 2011 at 11:58AM EST
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I had a dream where I was in bed with two girls, and than we played guitar hero, this dont sound too bad, but god I suck at guitar hero.

I think the dream was really about how god damn embarrassing guitar hero is.

Fuck that game.

Jan 01, 2011 at 02:09PM EST

I had a dream where Lanthus and his family came up to live in my house. There was a career day thing at my school. Half of my school turned into a mall and they were selling wolf fur suits, and leather belts.

Jan 01, 2011 at 02:52PM EST

Corn is a phallic object and the dead insides mean that you are secretly gay on the inside.

Jan 01, 2011 at 03:20PM EST
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I had a dream my family was cats. Then some guy tried to rape those cats. I yelled “I’ll never forgive you!”. Then I got drunk and said “I forgive you.”. Later my bud gage was smoking a large pipe, in front of a fire, wearing a silly hat.

I also had a dream that I was looking at a statue of a guy holding a giant toothbrush, then that toothbrush was replaced by a actual toothbrush. Then I missed the bus, then me and hundreds of people did a musical number, then I high-fived tom cruise, then I started to slide on the water from the flood and wrecked into a ditch.

Can someone interprete what this means??? Btw I was on pain medicine during the second dream.

Jan 01, 2011 at 03:20PM EST
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Well, I once dreamt I went to a shopping mall in which there was an alien docking port. I entered it, where I meat my then best friend, who was hunched over with a foot long white beard and with his dad, who was completely normal. Then I met my mum wearing a business suit, who began to educate me on the history of the Godzilla toy franchise. Finally, I took a spaceship and flew away into a blinding white light.

I’ve never had that interpreted, but I doubt it could be easily.

Jan 01, 2011 at 04:05PM EST
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At first, I was like

Then I was like

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Jan 01, 2011 at 04:22PM EST
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Suiseiseki     wrote:

Corn is a phallic object and the dead insides mean that you are secretly gay on the inside.

That’s not true, and I know that because homosexuality is often liked with a counter-clockwise hair whorl and I have a clockwise hair whorl.

Jan 01, 2011 at 06:20PM EST
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Adam DeLand wrote:

That’s not true, and I know that because homosexuality is often liked with a counter-clockwise hair whorl and I have a clockwise hair whorl.

No it just looks like that because the image in the mirror is reversed. You’re gay. Don’t deny it. Science has proven it to be true.

Jan 01, 2011 at 06:21PM EST
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But what if your bisexual?

Jan 01, 2011 at 06:29PM EST

Sweatie Killer wrote:

But what if your bisexual?

Haven’t you noticed that all bisexuals are bald?

Jan 01, 2011 at 06:31PM EST

Adam DeLand wrote:

That’s not true, and I know that because homosexuality is often liked with a counter-clockwise hair whorl and I have a clockwise hair whorl.

That’s nonsense. Dream interpretation is one thing, but the statement above is entirely false.

Source:
http://www.ecfs.org/projects/pchurch/AT%20BIOLOGY/Papers0809/HairWhorlSexualOrientation.pdf

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Jan 01, 2011 at 07:04PM EST
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Adam DeLand wrote:

That’s not true, and I know that because homosexuality is often liked with a counter-clockwise hair whorl and I have a clockwise hair whorl.

Are you saying that homosexuality is genetic? ‘Cause, that’s impossible. If it was, there’d be no gays in the world. I have no idea who told you that, but thats just plain stupid.

Jan 01, 2011 at 07:04PM EST
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It has been scientifically proven that newfags instinctively attract negative karma and reproduce through the use of bad threads.

Jan 01, 2011 at 07:16PM EST
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Sheesh, I come back to post, and find out that this thread is now about hair whorls. Imma do it anyway…

So, I took a nap this afternoon and had a dream about KYM, sort of.

I dreamed I was on a road trip, and the trip passed near the home of Suiseiseki, whose real name and address I had recently discovered. I decided I would stop by her house (she was really a girl) and tell her face to face, “Bitch, stop it with the damn desu already, okay?”

Anyway, she wasn’t home, so I turned back to where I had parked my car to continue my trip. There was a delivery man who was bringing the house a new laptop, and he asked me if I knew who lived there, because he needed someone to sign for the package. I admitted I didn’t know anyone there, and so he headed back to his delivery truck, looking back to compliment me on my shoes and ask me about how they worked. I looked down at my shoes and realized that I was hovering about an inch above the ground, and I remembered that these were hover skates, and the soles of the shoes were covered with magnets. “Fucking miracles,” I told the man, and got back in my car.

The rest of the dream was largely uninteresting.

Jan 01, 2011 at 08:41PM EST
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Brucker wrote:

Sheesh, I come back to post, and find out that this thread is now about hair whorls. Imma do it anyway…

So, I took a nap this afternoon and had a dream about KYM, sort of.

I dreamed I was on a road trip, and the trip passed near the home of Suiseiseki, whose real name and address I had recently discovered. I decided I would stop by her house (she was really a girl) and tell her face to face, “Bitch, stop it with the damn desu already, okay?”

Anyway, she wasn’t home, so I turned back to where I had parked my car to continue my trip. There was a delivery man who was bringing the house a new laptop, and he asked me if I knew who lived there, because he needed someone to sign for the package. I admitted I didn’t know anyone there, and so he headed back to his delivery truck, looking back to compliment me on my shoes and ask me about how they worked. I looked down at my shoes and realized that I was hovering about an inch above the ground, and I remembered that these were hover skates, and the soles of the shoes were covered with magnets. “Fucking miracles,” I told the man, and got back in my car.

The rest of the dream was largely uninteresting.

Fucking miracles.

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Jan 01, 2011 at 09:07PM EST
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Suiseiseki     wrote:

It has been scientifically proven that newfags instinctively attract negative karma and reproduce through the use of bad threads.




True newfags be on this website and don’t even bother making entries. Not to mention that I’ve been on this site for 9 months and you’ve been on here for 4 months. To make a long story short, your argument is invalid.

Jan 01, 2011 at 09:09PM EST
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My hair doesn’t have a whorl at all, and Holly Jolly Gamer has been calling me a fag for days. What’s up with that?

Jan 01, 2011 at 09:50PM EST
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Brucker wrote:

My hair doesn’t have a whorl at all, and Holly Jolly Gamer has been calling me a fag for days. What’s up with that?

It depends what side of the world your on too, a lot like toilets flushing in the opposite direction.

Jan 01, 2011 at 10:03PM EST

BTW, RE: above-described dream--pic is related.

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Jan 01, 2011 at 10:21PM EST
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Jan 01, 2011 at 10:28PM EST

Recently I had a dream in which I followed a man who was challenged to travel around the world in eighty days. Somehow my mind showed his progress as an infographic with a CGI map and numbers tracking the days. When he arrived at his destination on time, a masked stranger in a fedora and greatcoat stepped out and shot him. Said stranger carried me off and took a liking to my boobs, which I was strangely receptive to.

Then I had dessert. Fried dough shaped like rabbits and covered in cinnamon.

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Jan 01, 2011 at 10:39PM EST

well, i dreamt a vivid dream that i dived into a pool of red scrumptious Jello off a diving cheap blue diving board (the diving board was at least 6 to 12 feet) made out of wood covered with fiberglass to make it waterproof. it was fun until, i got suffocated in the Jello. once the Jello engulfed me like a fat guy devouring a buffet, i woke up in a split second.

Jan 01, 2011 at 11:59PM EST
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Well, this has been an interesting thread.

Jan 02, 2011 at 12:11AM EST
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I just wanted to say that while a number of people gave negative karma to Adam’s original post, it’s random crap like that that makes for awesome threads like this.

Jan 02, 2011 at 12:40AM EST
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Your Father may interpret dreams, but does he interpret dreams within dreams?

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Jan 02, 2011 at 12:46AM EST
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Sweatie Killer wrote:

But what if your bisexual?

This:

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Jan 02, 2011 at 12:47AM EST
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Okay, you know what, I wave the white flag. I really was trying to make friends, but now I’m just the person like I was in school, the one that easy to frustrate. I’m sorry Suiseiseki, I know that you’re just trying to act like the character and I respect that as having an alter-ego. But if you please just lighten up on the desu, it can really get annoying at times. So what do you say, truce?

Jan 02, 2011 at 02:06AM EST
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Stoffe wrote:

Haven’t you noticed that all bisexuals are bald?

I’m not bald…

EDIT:

Also, I once had a dream where I was in a theme park with my twin brother and we got separated. I tried to look for him and ended up going through the Mirror House and wound up in a church. All of a sudden, I was carrying a backpack which for some reason contained my entire room at home. As I made my way to one of the pews, all the church goers started throwing things at me, calling me a slut and a bacon. I then shouted, “THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET” and turned into my brother, except extremely buff and with a bigger dick. All of a sudden, my brother, who is now in my body but with bigger boobs comes parachuting through the ceiling screaming, “LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE. I WANT MY BODY BACK.” He then collides with me causing our bodies to switch back. However, the changes to our bodies changed. We then started pulling things out of my backpack in order to make room for the two of us. We jumped in and found ourselves in his apartment in New York instead of my room back at home. When we opened the door to the hallway, we found ourselves back in the same church except now it was empty. We sat in a pew and started to chant, “This is not our religion, Amen.” several times over. We then jumped out the stain glass windows.

And that’s when I woke up.

Can anyone tell me what this dream means?

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Jan 02, 2011 at 04:21AM EST
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It means you’re a filthy Jew.

Jan 02, 2011 at 04:32AM EST

Another crazy dream of mine, which I’ve probably already told:

I was lying in my parent’s bed and there was no-one else around. Everything was a shade of blue. Except for the hundreds of tiny yellow dots on the ceiling, which were being connected by tiny blue lines.

I woke up terrifed.

Jan 02, 2011 at 06:55AM EST
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Adam DeLand wrote:

Okay, you know what, I wave the white flag. I really was trying to make friends, but now I’m just the person like I was in school, the one that easy to frustrate. I’m sorry Suiseiseki, I know that you’re just trying to act like the character and I respect that as having an alter-ego. But if you please just lighten up on the desu, it can really get annoying at times. So what do you say, truce?

inb4desu

Jan 02, 2011 at 07:04AM EST

Once I had a dream involving Soviet apartments and Spongebob.
We were all speaking Russian, or some weird Russian sound alike my mind made up.

Jan 02, 2011 at 01:26PM EST
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Trick Lobo wrote:

I’m not bald…

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Also, I once had a dream where I was in a theme park with my twin brother and we got separated. I tried to look for him and ended up going through the Mirror House and wound up in a church. All of a sudden, I was carrying a backpack which for some reason contained my entire room at home. As I made my way to one of the pews, all the church goers started throwing things at me, calling me a slut and a bacon. I then shouted, “THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET” and turned into my brother, except extremely buff and with a bigger dick. All of a sudden, my brother, who is now in my body but with bigger boobs comes parachuting through the ceiling screaming, “LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE. I WANT MY BODY BACK.” He then collides with me causing our bodies to switch back. However, the changes to our bodies changed. We then started pulling things out of my backpack in order to make room for the two of us. We jumped in and found ourselves in his apartment in New York instead of my room back at home. When we opened the door to the hallway, we found ourselves back in the same church except now it was empty. We sat in a pew and started to chant, “This is not our religion, Amen.” several times over. We then jumped out the stain glass windows.

And that’s when I woke up.

Can anyone tell me what this dream means?

It means this thread just got that much more awesome.

(Oh, and regarding the bald thing, I don’t think girls count.)

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Jan 02, 2011 at 05:42PM EST
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Don’t talk $#I* about bald people.

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Jan 02, 2011 at 09:05PM EST
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I once had dream where I was on an episode of fear factor playing against Jack Sparrow, Super Mario, an abra with a hat, and Bruce Campbell.

The people got eliminated in this order:
1st challenge: Jack Sparrow, Bruce Campbell
2nd challenge: nobody
2rd challenge: Super Mario, me.

The abra won.

Jan 02, 2011 at 09:41PM EST
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I was in a bullet proof glass room with security cameras showing a lot of different rooms, I was over watching people through the glass in a small subway structure area, it was white with cracks on the walls, and two concrete pillars holding the ceiling up, they had a lot of dust, and looks fairly warned out. Lining up, around the side of the wall, where they were going I am not sure, I could not see pass the glass window down the open hall. Just a little more upwards in the room were four tubes going into a steal pipe going to some unknown place,the pipes looked newer than the building, there was a person in each tube unconscious or dead looking, one was a kid looking no older than 12, looked alive and breathing, than a old pale bald chubby man who looks like he has been dead for awhile, followed by a beautiful black hair pale skinned girl, and than a half blood ridden corpse than I could not identify what so ever. Next to them was a pile of bodies, oddly enough non of them were soaked in blood like the the body in tube four, all looked alive and breathing. Two white male paramedics in green nurse suits were pulling people and laying them down on beds, and one a light brown paramedic who look more dead than the unconscious people, with the look he had his eyes were deep and depressed, and very serious, was examining a body.
I looked over to the tubes wondering what was happening, more so at the Dark hair girl, and than one of the bodies in the tubes started rattling, and a paramedic jump over and pressed a button almost immediately putting a clear see through glass over the people. Inside the kid and the girl woke up, and millions of little dark green leeches came out of them, the kid was being covered in them, you could not see him after a few seconds his face was horrified, you could see the swarm of leeches move up and down as he struggle for a few seconds kicking back and forth, while the girl woke up a a second later, you could see her swarmed over, till only partially her head was visble, but mostly covered in leeches, she was in extreme pain struggling and kicking, and flesh like flower popped out of her chest. In the instant she saw it, she screamed as a near dead look went over her face in terror, as it latch on to her face, and than they were sucked away in the tubes in an instant. I panicked, and than the bodies in the piles were starting to move, and leeches poured out of them, one of the paramedics was looking in shock, the light brown man who was watching it in terror, his eyes lit up to an eerie shock, almost made me feel stunned watching as a fleshy flower came out of the person next to him, and snatch his face, he was than swarmed over by leeches, the other two paramedics ran towards the end of the line screaming “RUN RUN RUN” at the people in the line, and the line of people itself did not move a muscle, for a few seconds, and started to run. I sat there watching the horrible little leech like creatures swarm over the room, and the flesh like flowers devour the bodies for at least 30 seconds, still stunned trying to understand it all, than I heard the screams of the people in the line from a distance, and I was terrified. I woke up scared as hell, vowing never to fap to tentacle porn evar again.

TL:DR dont fap to tentacle porn

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Jan 02, 2011 at 09:44PM EST
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