So, as many of you may know, the Apocalypse has been scheduled to occur on May 21st- this saturday. And as many of you also probably know, I probably won't get picked to go into the sky with all of the christian people… So what do I do? Should I become a pirate so I can pillage stores and plunder booty (LOL) so I can enjoy my last week without a guy with horns poking my ass for ALL ETERNITY? Or should I reform? Any ideas?
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Do a barrel roll.
I don't really believe in Doomsdays… so I suggest you enjoy life like me, and when 22nd of May comes, laugh at the dumba$$es who believed it was real.
I'll just leave this here then.
Rapture on May 21st? I would like your stuff
Are you attending the rapture on May 21st, 2011? I expect to be left behind when it happens, so if you aren't going to need your worldly possessions; be they money, cars, canned food, durable goods, etc; I would gladly take them off of your hands. Serious responses only, please. And remember, time is short! You can contact me by replying to this ad. I live in Ronkonkoma, But I'm willing to travel for said goods.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/december-21-2012
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That douchebag predicting the end of the world is a douchebag. Making all us Christians look stupid, like him.
But yeah, I say you go plunder some booty.
And ass.
I'll probably be sleeping during the apocalypse.
or on the computer.
or both.
(psst it won't be any different from what i normally do. don't tell anyone…!)
I'll Probably be ___.
starts with a T…..
Sweatie Killer
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But, the question remains, what time zone will the world begin to end in?
Omomon
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That's the day of my Birthday Party.
Some Friends and I are just gonna kick back and watch the fireworks. Best birthday ever.
What Dane said. I'm a Christian, and this is an idiotic concept. If I'm wrong though, you guys can certainly have my stuff.
Sweatie Killer
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Happy doomsday day!
Damn doomsdays!Their everywhere!
every year there has to be something that will end the world….if its 06.06.06 or 09.09.09 ..i'm just sick of it
At least if they were right,but no i have to hear everybody talk about it untill that day when it's supposed to happen…than everybody is back to normal…i hate this life
lol. I remember 06/06/06… It was a school day. We called it "Punch-an-Emo Day".
People contemplated their deaths and here I'm punching shaggy haired teenagers.
Captain Badass
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I will be totally fine with the end of the world, so long as it involves zombies.
Ehm…May 21st?
When did that happen?
party hard because you are another apocalypse survivor
too late, it already happened
Adam DeLand wrote:
too late, it already happened
I guess that's why I missed it. I was expecting the 4 Horsemen, not ponies.
Captain Badass
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That Guy (Dr. Jan Itor) wrote:
I guess that's why I missed it. I was expecting the 4 Horsemen, not ponies.