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10000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart

Last posted Aug 07, 2011 at 11:43PM EDT. Added Jul 03, 2011 at 10:43PM EDT
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4. Dart around suspiciously with a backpack on.

(Added effect, hum the Mission Impossible theme.)

Jul 03, 2011 at 11:08PM EDT

5. Putting protection in random peoples carts.

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Jul 03, 2011 at 11:08PM EDT

6. Sample all the food.

Jul 03, 2011 at 11:10PM EDT

Being a union boss

Jul 04, 2011 at 12:00AM EDT

9.start riding a bike they sell there all around the store even out of the toy/bike aisle screaming out loud COMING THROUGH!!!

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Jul 06, 2011 at 07:56PM EDT

10.switch around items in peoples carts when the people arnt looking.

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Jul 06, 2011 at 07:57PM EDT

Light something on fire and when you get kicked out say " it was to motavate people to move faster"

Jul 06, 2011 at 08:17PM EDT

12. Wave your dick around.

Jul 06, 2011 at 08:22PM EDT

Kick the store in the dick.

Jul 08, 2011 at 01:29AM EDT

17:Being dead (god damn security says i cant move without muscles i showed him how to move without nerves)

Jul 08, 2011 at 03:56AM EDT

18: try to hold all their limes.

Jul 08, 2011 at 04:29AM EDT

19: Enter clad in armor, on a horse.

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Jul 08, 2011 at 05:35AM EDT

20. Come in with a flak jacket SWAT composed of you and your friends holding NERF guns.

Jul 08, 2011 at 05:53AM EDT

21. Flashing the middle finger in every security camera.

Jul 08, 2011 at 06:57AM EDT

22. Go in demanding service because you are wearing a shirt and shoes; the sign, however, didn’t mention pants.

Jul 08, 2011 at 09:45AM EDT

Set up a tent and fill it with knives, snacks, and sleeping gear. Then invite any passing customers inside for smores, especially the little kids.

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24. Troll KYM, leave KYM for a while, then return to KYM. I get kicked out of Walmart every time I do that.

Jul 08, 2011 at 10:50AM EDT

25. Walk like a turtle EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Jul 08, 2011 at 10:54AM EDT

27. Get three friends and split into 2 teams. One from each team sits in the cart and the others push them. Race around store. It helps to obnoxiously make racecar noises.

Jul 08, 2011 at 12:24PM EDT

28. When asked, “Paper or Plastic?”, say Metal.

Jul 08, 2011 at 01:19PM EDT

29. Go up to one of the speaker phones, dial #96 or #966, wait for the peep. Say what ever you want.

Jul 08, 2011 at 01:41PM EDT

31 Walk in wearing a bloodstained straightjacket and giggling like a psycho.

Jul 08, 2011 at 01:53PM EDT

32. Bring a signboard that says, “WALMART BACKWARDS IS TRAMLAW”. And then smack it on the cashier.

Jul 08, 2011 at 02:15PM EDT

33. Sneezing on the produce and then putting it in someones cart.

(I actually saw this happen once)

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Jul 08, 2011 at 04:08PM EDT

34. Kill someone and eat their flesh.

Jul 08, 2011 at 04:14PM EDT

35. Go to the toy asile and have a lightsaber battle with some friends.
[lol! I actually have done this then ran out of the store before security came.]

Jul 08, 2011 at 04:32PM EDT

37. Run around wildly in the store until you bump into someone. When you bump into a person fall onto the ground and start flailing violently while screaming out incomprehensible babble. If someone tries to help you, get up really quickly and shove them saying “tag, your it” then run away to the other side of the store and repeat the process.

Jul 08, 2011 at 05:29PM EDT

38. Hide ontop of the freezers and then jump out into the asile infront of an old lady and run off.

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Jul 08, 2011 at 05:46PM EDT

39. Get a job there. Dress like pyramid head for your first day.

Jul 08, 2011 at 06:18PM EDT

40. Dress up like Pedobear, then tell kids they can have candy if they go into your van.

Jul 08, 2011 at 07:44PM EDT

41. Bring a fake million-dollar check, and ask, got any change?

Jul 08, 2011 at 09:01PM EDT

41. Doing this in the toy isle:

Jul 08, 2011 at 09:15PM EDT

43. Open the door, get on the floor, and walk like a dinosaur. Naked.

Jul 08, 2011 at 10:40PM EDT

44. Play violent video games with the sound on max and yelling obscenities.

Jul 08, 2011 at 11:02PM EDT

47. Walk up to people speaking gibberish as you were asking a question in another language. Wait for there response and, no matter what they do, run off and curl up in the fetal position while crying and babbling gibberish.

Jul 08, 2011 at 11:20PM EDT

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