“err umm… if you look of close enough it fused with the pure energy”
Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:
who gives a shit?
Look at the title. It’s a horror story. Not a comedy.
anyway… i here a cry…and i god know what that cry is…a damn witch…of all places…at least not as spontaneous as those alines form cowboys and aliens.
ANN HIRO gets taken away by an alien
well whoever has the credit card when i die is now the owner of kaiba corp
“well, this is not going good. I suggest we GTFO as soon as we can” Jarate says. so after about an hour of wandering through endless halls, the finally make their way outside.
well im being hanged in mid air, but i still have my drill, so i drill my way out.
and i see jarete.
“Where the hell is Natsuru!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
then the giant monster from before is still lurking outside the castle.
“damn i dont to use my one time only power here!!!!!!!”
“BLUE EYES SHINING DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
I now lay helpless on the ground…
While we were playing, Regan’s face!
frankly, jarate sneaks around the castle plants bombs everywhere, and when everyone is outside, he plans to detonate them.
stil laying on the ground
Jarate drags ANN outside the castle.
“she has my credit card…”
Flying at high speeds, Natsuru weaved thought the castle away from the Monster, which everyone thought had been obliterated. “What good is this credit card suppose to do me anyway!?!” Natsuru cried. Last chance to get out of sight, she pulled out a spell card.
“Sakuya no Sekai”
The entire world froze around her, and she quickly made a U turn and flew behind the monster and back toward the exit. The world resumed and the monster had lost her.
[[And yea, going off of what Kalmo said: In a horror story the protagonist is suppose to be helpless, with the only option is to run and hide. This is about as much of a horror story as Castlevania is.]]
After link playing a few cool games with EP73, RPP realized that the story had become a jumbled mess and decided to place a door in the fourth wall and exit through it.
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Suddenly Jarate had enough of this bullshit and left the thread.
And then Kalmo rejoiced because he was sick of jarateisurine’s shitty posts. And then went back to ACTUALLY being scared.
I died of a heart-attack from terror. O WAIT.
Stuff happened, and Wheatley mostly screamed out in terror while it was going on, suggesting different ways to escape that would have accidentally the whole group.
Well, by the end of it, when he was all out of bricks to shit, they had escaped the monster that was supposedly incapable of being killed or reasoned with.
Yeah, if only.
So Wheatley finally had time to breath, in a manner of speaking. Until the next bout of madness was due to occur.
Natsuru continued to fly away from the monster. “I think I lost them…” She said quietly. Not paying attention, she crashed into Kalmo. “Owch… THANK GOD YOUR ALIVE!!”
I’m killing myself off if i’m not already dead, even though I don’t remember dying.
Pwnzer bumped into….something…..he turned around and saw….god-damn, motherfucking CTHULHU.
Pwnzer saw The Elegy Statue and Shadow eddie charging after him.
“Oh, cmon, am i a monster magnet?”
Kalmo started to recover.
“OK… OW! Oh Natsuru! It’s great to finally see a friendly face. Listen, we need to go lower in the castle. There’s obviously something here, and we have to stop it!”
Wheatley glanced up at Kalmo from the safety of Natsuru’s bosom.
“It isn’t that crap monster from Poltergeist, is it? Or its cousin in Amityville Horror? Oh god…what if it’s that wretched failure of a presence like that festering demon pile of sick from House on Haunted Hill?--the remake.”
“Alright!” Natsuru said helping Kalmo up, ignoring Wheatly. “I know an elevator that can take us to the lowest part!”
Natsuru led Kalmo into the revolving Tea Room and pressed the button to the basement.
Josh was crawling away from Goofy, when he noticed a stool. He grabbed the stool and threw it, only to have it bounce off and hit his toe. Screams of pain exited Josh’s mouth, as his big toe was in fiery hell. He managed to slip away from Goofy, only to fall through a floorboard.
He awoke in a room, and with the flick of a match, it revealed the true horror of the room. Posters and photo’s covered the walls, piles of hats sat in the corners, and boxes labeled ‘Krama’ blocked the door.
“RussianFedora. RussianFedora everywhere.”
Wondering why his teleporter malfunctioned and brought him here, Rinsan turned around and saw the confused Josh. “What the hell is up with this room!?” Rinsan boasted. “I’m not sure, but it doesn’t feel good man.” Josh said. Then suddenly, were heard from beyond the walls with the murmurs of a thousand lost souls.
There was a door on the opposite side of the room, but the knob was broken, so Rinsan and Josh began searching for something to pick the door with. Then a mighty yelp rose from the beyond, screaming into our ears.
“YOU CAN NOT FIND HIM! ALL HOPE IS LOST!”
I have a feeling that when this story becomes a movie, some parts will be lost in post-production (the ones that aren’t scary).
Natsuru, Wheatly, and Kalmo rushed though the basement hallways. Like most of the upper floors, the basement had changed it’s arrangement and had became bigger.
Suddenly, they found themselves in front of a large pair of twin doors. “We checked ever other possible route perhaps we can get out here.” Natsuru said as she started pulling open the door. Kalmo reluctantly joined in.
The door creaked open, revealing a staircase that spiraled downward…
After the horrible screams subsided, Rinsan and Josh start to search again. “Damnit, why is there ONLY hats!?” Rinsan yelled. “Hey don’t look at me!” Josh replied. Then suddenly there was footsteps only a stampede could create closing in on them. As the steps stopped, hard knocking was generating from beyond the broken door!
Josh said, “WHAT IS IT THIS TIME!?” Rinsan just glared flabbergasted.
now that the unhorror part is over…
“aw gawd what the hell happened…
where the hell happened…”
ANN looks around, stuck outside, and needing to go inside forwhatever reason he nneds to.
gets up, walks to the door, and hopes he knows what he’s doing.
as soon as he takes his first step, a trap hole was under his feet. he fell, and once again unconscience infront of the foot of a spiral staircase.
Wheatley glanced down the barely lit staircase, voicing his reservations. “I can already tell we’re not going to like where this is going.”
Before he could continue, candles along the staircase lit by themselves, one by one spiraling deeper and deeper. A creepy organ could be heard playing faintly, echoing from below. The core shivered, reluctant to continue, but he didn’t have much of a choice. The halls they just came from were getting darker, as if the eerie presence in the castle was urging them forward. “Let’s just get this over with,” he whimpered, his pupil the size of a green pea.
In the foggy depths, deep below the castle, something began to stir. Living flesh has intruded upon its kingdom of the dead. Fortunately, changing that was easy. The living are perfectly capable of turning into something beautiful, smouldering, piles of bones and blood and excrement. The more it thought of that, the more eager it became to make art of their offensively intact hides.
ANN looks around and see what he is on top of.
it appears he has landed on some corpses,do to the rules of the forum he cant turn into kaibaman.
“at least they cant harm m-?”
all corpses in the rooms start to move
ann runs up the staircase lighting all lights infront of him, with random torch he found.
Pwnzer ran down the hall, looking for everyone else….when HE appeared
“OH, FOR THE LOVE OF NESS! HEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPP!”
The horrid knocking subsided for a moment, leaving Rinsan and Josh enough time to find a crowbar. They dashed for the door, but then a few footsteps were heard. Eventually, a softer knocking came from the otherside… which led to the door breaking open upon Josh and Rinsan.
When the dust went away, it door breakers wear actually Natsuru, Wheatley and Kalmo. “Why isn’t he wearing pants?” said Wheatley. “Here’s a hat…” Rinsan whispered to Josh. Eventually, everything was explained. So now the group is going off to find what other secrets this castle has.
lets all be clear remember where the people your including in your part, explain how they got there, if they were somewhere else
Pwnzer leveled his finger at a random door.
Pwnzer blew down the door and charged in. He pressed his back to the wall, and saw Natsuru, Kalmo, Wheatley, Josh, and Rinsan.
“Oh, hi guys. Could ya barricade the doooooorrrrrrr…..”
Pwnzer looked at the destroyed door.
“Oh, crap,” muttered Pwnzer, seeing the Statue, Shadow Teddie, Cthulhu, and Giygas charging for the room.
while the living dead slowly follwed ANN
he heard an explosion, A Weapon he thought!
“Give me your wea-Oh, just you guys. Natsuru give me my credit card”
Natsuru: “well,ANN, im afraid to say that your credit card is dead, err, yeah, dead”
ANN: “as in unaccepted or gone?”
then they all ran
They ran for quite some time.
After all of the running, Natsuru remembered, “The clock tower!” More and MORE monsters were on the group’s tail! They got to the tower, but the rotating room had vanished. They rushed too fast causing Kalmo, Wheatlyey and Rinsan to fall into the bottomless trench.
Everyone stood silent as a scream flew through out the whole castle…
THEY WILL NOT BE FOUND. LIFE IS PRECIOUS. NATURE IS RIGHTEOUS. SCIENCE IS DEATH!!!
“I know that science = death, I DISCOVERED that formula!”
Natsuru looked down, then up. “God… why am I always left with these choices?” Wings outspread, she flies upward. “Ann! Summon the Blue Eyes and look for them down below!”
After fighting the most epic fight ever and i feel sorry for anyone who did not witness that awesome battle, Death(My RP name) looked up and saw Natsuru flying and Death knew something was wrong by the way her enegy was building so he summoned two winged demons to help him and spread his darkness wings (Which are quite easily obtained in a dark castle) and flew towards Natsuru hoping he could help out in this dire situation.
Meanwhile, in the ditch…
Wheatley’s throat would have been sore from yelling if he had one. The whole way down he howled like he was sincerely in danger of dying, even if technically a sphere of his kind was incapable of expiring. Science was death alright. Wheatley knew a thing or two about that.
Wow. Bottomless trench is bottomless. When was it going to end? Still falling, after about ten minutes of yelling, Wheatley was whistling a tune from I’ve Got Some Falling To Do, growing bored of being in mortal peril. “Fan-f*cking-tastic. Well when anybody’s ready to use their god-given limbs to get us out of here, just let me know.”
The reaper sees the bottomless pit and feels several souls trapped.
“I must do what has tobe done!”
And swooped down to save the poor souls.
After a period of running in the mansion, he noticed that people were missing, and he was alone. The temperature drastically dropped, leaving Josh shivering. A flash of lightning came through the windows, blinding Josh for a mere second. But this second was enough for his next enemy to appear.
“Not you!” Josh said, screaming in terror.
“Yes… It’s me. Also, you’re tiny” Said the voice. Out of the shadows came a woman. It took Josh a while to realise that this woman was no out of the ordinary woman, but a normal woman.
“It’s cold in here” Josh said, grasping the hat back in place.
“I know the way out” The woman said, and so, they began their journey.
“Everyone! Try to move your arms to the wall!” Rinsan yelled. The plan didn’t work as everyone were just flailing like the end of the world. “That is not what I ment by using your limbs!” said Wheatley. “nice going, Bonehead! How are we gonna get out of here!?” exclaimed Kalmo.
DEATH IS NATURE. DEATH IS FUTILE. DEATH IS…
“Aww, SHUT UP!!” gargled Rinsan. Then suddenly, a huge shadowed figure rose above the three. Wings flapped and hovered at a 8 foot wingspan. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!” Wheatley howled.
But the terrifyingly dark apparition was not there to finish them off as Wheatley suspected. This Death, and not the one that insisted on hounding them until their ‘hearts’ stopped, was more than willing to remove them from this everlasting horror. Fortunately…and annoyingly, it was discovered upon their rescue that they haven’t fallen more than twenty feet from the surface. This tunnel of eternity was nothing but an illusion crafted by a heinous FOE.
A FOE a cut above the many that stood on the edge of the pit to meet them, in case someone dared to escape the fate set for the three.
It wouldn’t have been all that difficult to face these various monsters in any other case but…the party was low on HP, near an exit, just feet away from a healing spot, and right in front of a save point.
Pwnzer looked down the hole.
“According to my calculations, they should’ve hit the bottom and gone ‘splat’ 30 seconds ago…”
Natsuru flew upward, speeding past all the floors and finally crashing into the tea room and into the clock tower. Landing gracefully, she opened her eyes to see the gruesome sight of the bloody clock gears. Clearly, they had been regularly been used as makeshift grinders for human flesh.
Natsuru found what seemed to be an exit, and entered a grand balcony.
Then Deaths Demon minons came to save them and distracted the beast.
“Guys grab my cloak!”
And flew through the exit.