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Basically, we all go to Meme Academy, and we write a story about the weird, bizarre misadventures that occur there-kinda like the SS Internet thread.
Any one care to start?

or we could use that thread

This uses a different setting.

Ok, I guess I’ll start:
Cameron was late for school again. The battery in his clock had died for the third time this week, causing him to walk out the door fifteen minutes late with a piece of toast clenched between his teeth.
“Where have I seen this before?” he mumbled to himself. “Oh, yeah: EVERY FUCKING ANIME EVER MADE!”

And then everyone died. The End.

Cameron wanted to ask RussianFedora to the prom, but it seemed Troll King had beat him to it.
feels bad man.

I’m avoiding the cafeteria.

Cameron debunked the rumors of asking RF. He disliked the dimwit, and if TK wanted to ask Fedora, why would Cameron ever want to stop him? The answer is that he wouldn’t.
Cameron pulled his textbooks from his locker, and went to his Internet Culture Studies class.

I’m a dimwit?! That’s more false than a Scientist thinking that the earth’s Magnetosphere fires out electrons at a slower rate than Planck’s reversed-Einsteinic variable charge mechanism.

Gentleman Meow is a cat and has already graduated, but he’s here anyway.
Probably to give a lecture on not eating glue or something weird.

this type of thread goes to hell sooner or later. im just sticking around to watch.

“Stare continually at the teacher’s private areas. Occasionally lick your lips.”

Meow was the class pet, and Ms. Jeane was the GYM Teacher, who Ashbot continually eye humped.

Then, they all went to community college and got canceled.
The end.

(I’m just surprised that it was pwnzer who made the Continue The Story this time….

Just as a reminder, these threads never turn out well if the beginning is as weak as that.)

Okay then, Omomon is the president of the creative writing club and falls asleep constantly in class.

Fuck this, I dropped out of Mars University. I don’t need any more education.

..and then that one former student shows up randomly during a class session, talks to the teacher for about 5 minutes, then leaves.
cough

Witch-King, the teacher who everyone, obviously in the same class, was listening to suddenly killed over and died.

A MYSTERY…

Cameron lifted an eyebrow.
“My classmates are a cat, a guy who dropped out of Mars, a sleepy writer….it must be Tuesday….”

“No,” said the doctor, suddenly coming out of his office, while pointing at the nearest calender. “Its friday.”

“God, I hate fridays.” Xenos grumbled while he slipped back into his office.

>eats teachers desk

Ashbot realizes that the Gym teacher noticed and runs.
Ashbot decides to join Band.

MDFification isn’t in class, because he’s too busy posting on KYM even after he said he wouldn’t for two weeks.
Addiction is a powerful thing.

Skitch the Wolf is attending Minecraft 101.

Lesson for today: Creepers.

ItizPWNED is the teacher for Minecraft 101.
Today, we will learn about Creepers. These guys like to blow up your house. What will you do to stop them?
Falcon raises his hand
Build a house out of glass so you can see them coming!
No, falcon. You need to kill their sorry asses and sleep in beds. The best way to do this is snipe them with a bow or hit them with a diamond sword while continuously running away. Any questions!?

raises hand

Do peace offerings make them go away? Like giving them cobble or wood?

We need a teacher for the creepypasta class. I’m voting Slenderman.

Slenderman: Hello class I am slenderman and Masky will be my teacher assistant. But if you try to skip class hoodie will come get you for me.
Slenderman: Ok KYM the class activity today is stalking children!
1.) Do it from a good distance though.
2.) Stay still as possible.
3.) Dress classy because kids like to get stalked by a man with class.
4.) Make sure to fuck with them a little. Like mind games. I do it to Alex all the time. Then I tell Masky to go after him just for fun.
5.) Try to get in view of pictures and home made videos but with out looking so obvious.
6.) THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP OF ALL. You all will be required to collect 20 dollars from the victim you stalk. I will collect the money you have receive as extra credit.

Witch-King notes his dead body, and that he is now a ghost. He heads to the female restrooms…

Natsuru blasts Witch-King’s ghost out of the bathroom with a giant Fire Ball. “FOR GOD SAKES YOU PERV!” Natsuru screamed as she stormed back to class.

Witch-King limped away. “I just had to pick the bathroom with the Mage in it…”

Ashbot learned nothing and destroyed half the band equipment.
Ashbot got kicked out of band.

Natsuru was asked a question in class.

“What is the meaning of life?”
“Uhh… 42?”
BING! Knowledge +2

RicTesla made a portal sentry out of the broken band equipment and some computer parts and set it in the only bathroom in the entire school.
Suddenly he needs to take a shit.

Patrick woke up in the middle of some sort of math class. Confused, he walked out into the hallway to find a ghost on fire, and a flustered Natsu.

Patrick waved, but Natsu must’ve not noticed him. Not wanting to be an Awkward Penguin, he strolled down the hallway after the flaming apparition, soaking in the entropic environs.

As he slowly realized that the only reason he was here was because the SS Internet was no more, single tear rolled down his cheek. “Courez, petit lapin,” Patrick whispered under his breath, “Courez.”

Done with French, he decided to head down to the music room, and see what was going down.

It was empty.

Cameron stared down the hallway, jaw agape
“…..It’s official….I’m living in Crazyworld…”

Cameron slapped rapturjesus across the back of the head.
“Dude, what’s with the fucking death fantasies? You scare me more than HoH”

The class was over, so Natsuru roamed the halls as she had time to kill. The various club rooms where packed in with students attempting to join. “Damn, all the good ones…” Natsuru said as she continued her quest.

Then everybody put their clothes back on.

Cameron rubbed his eyes, trying to remove the thought of everyone suddenly being in the nude from his mind.
“Uh…did that just happen, or was the dress code changed and I missed the memo?”

EVERYBODY DID THE TIME WARP.

Quick question. What kind of school is this? Is it like the ones in my japanese animes, filled with kawaii love confessions, tsunderes and god-in-a-human-form? Or is it like the soul crushing real ones?

@DrPepperfan: Considering who OP is, probably Japanese anime types.

No matter what kind of school it is, I’m skipping today.

Yeah, bascially.

Natsuru gave up her quest and sat against a wall.

A few minutes later Natsuru got bored and stood up, only to get confronted by the school bully…

One almost fatal accidental lightning strike later, Natsuru strolled into the music room, finding Patrick.

Patrick was accompanied by Aristo,who seemed to be unhappy because his English sucks. Nevertheless he tried to talk to Natsu and Patrick,who just laughed at his poor attempt to speak English…
As Patrick and Natsu began to play around with the instruments,Aristo joined them as the lead singer. They decided to found a new band:The “SUPER-HYPER-MEGA-MOE-CUTIES!”
They had a lot of fun,until…

Colgate ran across the hall singing Rick Astleys “never gonna give you up”