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A Day at the mall as your avatar

Last posted Nov 26, 2011 at 08:39PM EST. Added Nov 21, 2011 at 04:41PM EST
49 posts from 33 users

well i’ll swing around killing people an read yellow page phone books, and drink pepsi.

Nov 21, 2011 at 04:41PM EST
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Once there was a bionic soldier.

He was sooooo deadly, that everyone died.

The End

Nov 21, 2011 at 04:48PM EST
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This topic is just begging for me, isn’t it?

Anyway, if you really want an answer, I wouldn’t be at the mall at all. I’d be on the computer, watching MLP.

Nov 21, 2011 at 04:49PM EST
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I’ll be avoiding the pet shop.

Nov 21, 2011 at 04:52PM EST
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I’d buy some bread, and milk.

Nov 21, 2011 at 04:52PM EST

Granted, considering Mio’s general demeanor, this could be slightly out of character:




You know… I found this Left4Dead mod a couple weeks ago, and thought I’d never get to share it…

Nov 21, 2011 at 04:55PM EST
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What? They didn’t have Crystal Pepsi… and dip; GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT I CAN DO WITHOUT MY DIP!

Last edited Nov 21, 2011 at 05:19PM EST
Nov 21, 2011 at 05:18PM EST
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Patrick wrote:

Granted, considering Mio’s general demeanor, this could be slightly out of character:




You know… I found this Left4Dead mod a couple weeks ago, and thought I’d never get to share it…

The voices need to be changed.



Nov 21, 2011 at 05:24PM EST

RandomMan wrote:

I’ll be avoiding the pet shop.

There’s a pet shop eh? Well in that case I’ll head over there and see if they have any sugar gliders.

Nov 21, 2011 at 06:17PM EST
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I’d be at the music store checking out the fine collection.

But then MURDOC beats me.

Hate that guy sooo much.

Nov 21, 2011 at 06:19PM EST
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I’d pass by GameStop, only to get abducted shortly thereafter.

Nov 21, 2011 at 07:24PM EST
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They don’t have any good horror movies showing at the theatre. They never do.

Nov 21, 2011 at 07:26PM EST
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I can’t fit in a mall silly.
eats everyone in the parking lot

Nov 21, 2011 at 07:29PM EST

(quietly enters via loading docks)

“Alright. Stay close and keep quiet. Don’t panic the civilians. Return fire only.”

Hooah.

(moves up, sticking close to Sgt. Foley)

Nov 21, 2011 at 07:30PM EST

I’d be yelling at the store clerk because he doesn’t understand the product I want since I don’t speak engrish.

Nov 21, 2011 at 07:30PM EST
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American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

(quietly enters via loading docks)

“Alright. Stay close and keep quiet. Don’t panic the civilians. Return fire only.”

Hooah.

(moves up, sticking close to Sgt. Foley)

Nov 21, 2011 at 07:37PM EST
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Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender wrote:

I can’t fit in a mall silly.
eats everyone in the parking lot

Ever seen the movie Evolution?

You could with a little effort.

Nov 21, 2011 at 07:38PM EST
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Wheatley wrote:

Ever seen the movie Evolution?

You could with a little effort.

Exceptional idea!
tears down the walls

Nov 21, 2011 at 08:36PM EST

Sooo, booys. Lets go shopping for some new coooats.

Nov 21, 2011 at 08:55PM EST
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Let’s see if I have enough money to go shopping this year…

No… maybe next year… goes and cry’s in the corner

Last edited Nov 21, 2011 at 09:08PM EST
Nov 21, 2011 at 09:06PM EST
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[Walks into store]
“Hmmmm, interesting…”
[Picks up vase]
[Accidentally drops vase]
[Manager walks up]
“Sir, you’re going to need to pay for that”
“But I don’t have any money”
“Then I’m going to have to ask you to leave”
“Why? Because I don’t have any money? You’re discriminating against me! WOOBWOOBWOOBWOOBWOOB
“Sir-, SIR, PLEASE STOP SANDCRABBING THROUGH MY STORE
WOOBWOOBWOOBWOOBWOOBWOOBWOOB
[Exits store]

Nov 21, 2011 at 10:00PM EST
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I have stolen all of the doritos out of the vending machines and constructed a suit of dorito, samurai, power armour. Prepare your anus.

Nov 21, 2011 at 10:01PM EST
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Walks around store Everything here sure is nice… looking won’t hurt, right?
Sees dress I really want
Uhhg… this is torture… I shouled really go… but… mhmmm… how much is it? sees tag WHAT!?! IMPOSSIBLE!! I couldn’t afford that even with 5 years of saveings! It’s hopeless…
Turns and heads for the door, past all the rampageing users

Nov 22, 2011 at 01:06AM EST
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I love the mall! What grim reaper of OS’s wouldn’t love shopping? Here’s me perusing the fancy ad displays they put up:

And here is me at the Windows Showroom. Its my favorite store.

Last edited Nov 22, 2011 at 03:08AM EST
Nov 22, 2011 at 02:59AM EST
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I wont fit in a mall…

I guess I’ll just stand in the parking lot taking up a ton of parking spaces.

Nov 22, 2011 at 04:48AM EST
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I’ll go with Miyuki,Tsukasa and Kagami.I’ll buy some manga and stuff while they’re just derping around. Then I’ll tease Kagami again because she’s such a Tsundere.After this I’ll talk about Miyukis huge breasts and Tsukasas ineptitude and naivety.I’ll have a lot of fun!

Nov 22, 2011 at 09:42AM EST
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Aristocatification aka Lolishiiit wrote:

I’ll go with Miyuki,Tsukasa and Kagami.I’ll buy some manga and stuff while they’re just derping around. Then I’ll tease Kagami again because she’s such a Tsundere.After this I’ll talk about Miyukis huge breasts and Tsukasas ineptitude and naivety.I’ll have a lot of fun!

BWAH! AGAIN WITH THE JAPANESE?! YOU HUMANS AND YOUR MULTIPLE LANGUAGES!

Nov 22, 2011 at 01:20PM EST
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Chances are, it’ll turn out something like this:

Nov 22, 2011 at 01:50PM EST

Find the candy store
PUT TONGUE ON EVERYTHING
Get brutally assaulted by cops
Not a single fuck was given that day……..
swag limp

Last edited Nov 22, 2011 at 01:57PM EST
Nov 22, 2011 at 01:55PM EST
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Fine Fine.
Gets in mall
Oh look a gamestop.
Gets in gamestop.
Everyone looks at me funny.
Oh crap…

Last edited Nov 22, 2011 at 02:00PM EST
Nov 22, 2011 at 01:59PM EST
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A mall? Ooh! There will be tons of places where I can get people to SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

Nov 22, 2011 at 04:32PM EST
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^i’ll take six of those plox

Nov 22, 2011 at 07:29PM EST

GUH! It’s no fair!” I cried as I was forced to go back inside because of Ann’s battle. “You know what? This place was made by the devil, I should destroy it!”


FANTASY HEAVEN!

Last edited Nov 22, 2011 at 08:29PM EST
Nov 22, 2011 at 08:08PM EST
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>eats explosion and poos out puppy dogs

Nov 22, 2011 at 08:28PM EST

Sets up stage in Parking lot, people wonder who I am. Beatbox the newly formed crowd into orgasming as they stare at the fro.

Nov 22, 2011 at 08:30PM EST
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Damn, I forgot the butter, what a waste of a shopping mall.

Nov 22, 2011 at 08:30PM EST

and all the post explosions, i escape now loooking for my arm

Nov 25, 2011 at 08:02PM EST
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I’m buying things that come in 5×4 ft. cardboard boxes. …..You wouldn’t know how I felt if I told you why.

Nov 26, 2011 at 01:01AM EST
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I’ll buy the whole, god-damn store.

Nov 26, 2011 at 07:41PM EST

Skitch the Wolf, KYM Community Pet wrote:

Gotta keep myself well-groomed, yknow, and I do so by buying brushies and brushie accessories.

Pretty much this^

Nov 26, 2011 at 07:52PM EST
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