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I was on Omegle, and found THIS.

Lord Orketsy has taken Omegle and has set up base there! WHAT DO WE DO?!

HAIL INGLIP! SCREW ORKETSY!

We must Summon our Lord Inglip.

We may be in for a long and brutal war. Everyone stock up on root beers and bacon.

i have 3 mugs

Well you have my bow.

And my axe.

Edit: Yes I know it’s not a real guitar, but I don’t have any fingers--what do you expect?

And my sword

And my spleefer.

Come on, guys, this is serious.

Inglip’s domain is in serious trouble, and the peace will be disturbed!

Does this look serious to you?

I know where my loyalties lie.

Why don’t we have both?

Uh, guys, I can read what you’re doing.

But no seriously, there is only one lord of the internet, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share power.

Rude.

IT HAS BEGUN, THE GREAT WAR OF OUR TIME

I’m not really sure what you guys are talking about, anyways. I mean, me and Inglip roomed together in college, but I’m not his mortal enemy or anything.

ORKETSY MUST BE DESTROYED!

I must inform the rest of the gropagas! Inglip’s realm must be protected!

Quick! raise the sheilds! construction of Trathera must not halt!

TRATHIRA

And my invalid argument!

Quickly! I must gather Lord Orketsy’s army!

My turn! I attack you with all of my Slivers, leaving you with ZERO health, fuckah! Inglip has been defeated! Lord Orketsy is the master of internet, as well as having an epic sliver deck!

You will have my financial support, O great Lord Inglip.

NEW INTEL!! THERE IS A SPY ON THE SITE!!!

snort snort I never really was on your side.