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The Zombie Apocalypse is happening!
The object to your right is the only weapon you can use, How screwed are you?
My weapon

I’m pretty screwed….

Only slightly, only slightly

I have a chair.

If it can kill a tv.
It can kill a zombie or two.

This will make an effective, though unwieldy, melee weapon.

Well at least I can blind them or trip them…

I can stab things. Sort of.

I have a pimpin’ cane with a bird handle made of stainless steel. Its pretty neat. Might crack open a few zombie skulls if I have to.

Does the holster on my right count?

In which case, LAR Grizzly.

Time to kick zombie ass, 90s style.

A wall. Yeah, this will need a lot of improvising.
If it were to my right, I could strangle the zombies with my tie.

… I’ll… Bore them to death?

I was born for this day

Um…

…guys, Zombies dissolve in water right?

….

Oh well at least I’m equipped to run like hell.

FUCK YEAH I’LL CRUSH THEM WITH A WALL

my speaker.
wow.

I’m fucking READY!

A throw-pillow. ·_·

An outlet…?

But that can only mean…

I HAVE THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY!!!

That was just great.

I might be screwed or not…

fuck.

When trash sits right next to you…

…throw some on your face to gain the power of epilepsy!

I will DIVIDE BY ZERO AND KILL ALL THOSE FREEKIN ZOMBIES!!!

Time to test out the Oddjob theory….

Yeah, I’m fucked pretty hard.

…That’s not a problem…I will kill those zombies with my bear hands!

No way. This book isn’t even mine--I’m borrowing it. Luckily zombies don’t crave robots.

o wait i just found this little guy

Brother….

At least it’s a blunt object.

F**k.

Now my only worry is shooting my eye out.

….I get it! Now I can actually kill zombies to some epic music!

I came prepared

I don’t get it.

I can dip them……maybe

I came prepared

Screwed up image makes me sad.

I guess I’m hunting zambies with a chimney then. Shit.