The last fuck given. a shipping story by Gamzee Makara.
I’ll highlight the names for you guys.
One cold winter night Ric Tesla was going out for a midnight jog like usual when Gespenst drove by in his blue jeep asking if Ric wanted a ride home, Ric was oh so tired and cold so he accepted. Ric climbed into the passenger seat and Gespenst started driving. After a while Gespenst put his hand on Ric’s lap and gave a little smile, Ric didn’t think much of it he was too busy thinking about how his date with Patrick will go tomorrow. After not receiving much of a response to his action, Gespenst then began to rub Ric’s thigh, Ric soon became uncomfortable and asked Gespenst to stop. They arrived at Ric’s house and Ric got out and quickly ran to the door, Ric got out so fast that he left his cellphone on the seat of Gespenst’s jeep. Ric went to bed trying to ignore what Gespenst did, as Gespenst began to drive to his house he noticed the phone. Gespenst picked up the phone and texted Patrick saying he wanted to surprise Patrick with a gift and to meet him at a certain address tomorrow. The next day Ric realized his phone was gone and so he drove to Gespenst’s house to ask if he had it, Gespenst wasn’t home.
Having no way to contact Patrick about the date or get a hold of Gespenst Ric went back home to check KYM’s forums. As this was taking place Patrick was waiting at the place Gespenst said to meet, which turned out to be behind a Walmart. Like a ninja Gespenst snuck up behind Patrick with a rag of chloroform and made Patrick pass-out. Patrick woke in a white room strapped to a chair and also in the room was Witch-King and Ashbot. All three were strapped to chairs and they began to panic and question their situation. Gespenst walks in wearing NOTHING just being butt-ass naked and says “you like what you see don’t you?, DON’T YOU!”. Scared all three agree that they like what the see even though the room was very cold and made Gespenst shrink if you know what I’m saying.
Back at Ric’s house Gamzee came over to see what Ric was up to. Ric then explained what happened last night and about the missing phone, Gamzee (known to break the rules) decided to drive back to Gespenst’s house and break in to find the phone. Once in, Gamzee began to search but instead of a phone he found a note, “I’ve gone long enough without getting laid. I may not come back from this little adventure I’m going to put on. To whoever finds this I’m sure you’re too late. But if you want to try to save them am at the following address, help me to save myself from what I’ve become” then below that was the address, realizing some fucked up shit was going on Gamzee drove back to Ric’s house to tell him and to go save whoever was in trouble.
To be continued (if you guys want)