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Last posted Feb 15, 2012 at 06:14AM EST. Added Jan 10, 2012 at 11:53PM EST
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Jan 11, 2012 at 12:06AM EST


This is a Qwerty keyboard graph. If you locate the keys L, O, U, M, A and D, you’ll realize they are completely separated. So I conclude that warcraftnerd has enough deformities on his skull that he can’t basically make human relations in real life.

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Jan 11, 2012 at 12:16AM EST
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Woah that was weird.

Jan 11, 2012 at 12:16AM EST
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Jan 11, 2012 at 12:31AM EST
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Jan 11, 2012 at 03:54AM EST

Ok I will give it a try. Here it goes….

Most potent, grave, and reverend signiors,
My very noble and approv’d good masters,
That I have ta’en away this old man’s daughter,
It is most true; true, I have married her:
The very head and front of my offending
Hath this

Jan 11, 2012 at 07:45AM EST
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I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a Christian, but you don’t need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there’s something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. As President, I’ll end Obama’s war on religion. And I’ll fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage. Faith made America strong. It can make her strong again. I’m Rick Perry and I approve this message.

Jan 11, 2012 at 09:13AM EST
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But den Draco looked at me sadly with his evil goffik red eyes dat looked so depressant and sexy. He lookd exactly like a pentragram (lol geddit koz im a satanist) between Kurt Cobain and Gerard. But then I looked at Vampire and he looked so smexy too wif his goffik black hair. I thought of da time when we screwed and the time I did it with Draco and Dumblydore came and the tame where Draco almost commited suicide and Vampire wuz so sportive.

Jan 11, 2012 at 10:02AM EST
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Jan 11, 2012 at 10:56AM EST

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Jan 11, 2012 at 01:15PM EST
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Jan 11, 2012 at 03:32PM EST
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I think next time I will move my head faster, and maybe go all the way across the keyboard.

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Jan 11, 2012 at 03:58PM EST
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bvg tn bhydey bkyb6cv byuhnJohn Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.
John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said “its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences” so he had to go.
John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon.
The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said “its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys”.
John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs.
“I cant give you my lisense officer” John Freeman said
“Why not?” said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.
“Because you are headcrab zombie” so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking “my brother is in trouble there” and went faster.
John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw “Ravenholm” with someons writing under it saying “u shudnt come here” so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.
John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.
John Freeman said “Zombie goasts leave this place” and the zombie goasts said “but this is our house” and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.
Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.
When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon said “John Freeman! Over here!” so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.
Gordon Freeman said “its time to end this ones and for all!” and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Freeman said “thanks i could help, bro” and Gordon Freeman said “you should come here earlier next time” and they laughed.
The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled “LOOK OUT BRO!” and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said “NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!” and John Freeman walked real fast out.
John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.
“I’ll get you back evil boss!” John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.
to be continued..?

Jan 11, 2012 at 04:00PM EST
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what happens if you try other body parts (BRACE YOURSELVES THE PENIS JOKES ARE COMING)

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Jan 11, 2012 at 05:11PM EST
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^ I some how did a link. Also some how made the font smaller.

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Jan 11, 2012 at 06:39PM EST
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Jan 11, 2012 at 08:51PM EST

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Jan 11, 2012 at 09:17PM EST
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FYI mods hate when threads get bumped. Usually gets threads locked. Me personally, I think bumping a thread shouldn’t be an auto lock but this thread has been done before and has run it’s course.

Jan 15, 2012 at 11:03PM EST
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Derpy Vazquez wrote:

FYI mods hate when threads get bumped. Usually gets threads locked. Me personally, I think bumping a thread shouldn’t be an auto lock but this thread has been done before and has run it’s course.

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Jan 15, 2012 at 11:32PM EST
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