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[NSFW] The ULTIMATE KYM Shipping Thread! The Prequel

Last posted Jul 21, 2014 at 06:22PM EDT. Added Jan 16, 2012 at 08:04PM EST
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

@ Seal Clubba and Ann:

So what where where you two on Saturday the 25th?

Saturday the 25th was when i realized i was the father.
I ANN HIRO remembered things that you probably dont remember, because i have the power of hypnosis. You were simply cleaning the shrine were you reside, and as a good friend i decided to stop by.

We had a great time, talking about some of the good time, especially when i rescued you a few times in that haunted mansion horror story thread. then you rescued me a couple of times as well.

After having some tea, a child approached me. She held out her hand as an offer of friendship. This child’s eyes,Natsurus child, were familiar, as i was drawn in, i realized they were not only familiar those eyes were from my flesh and blood.

I thanked you, and had to leave.

As soon as i was back in my apartment, i had to think “Will i have to tell her?”
That child, my child is a psychic. She will be able to manipulate objects with will alone, and hypnotize people.
“I need to tell her”

So March 1st

I now approach you, not for forgiveness, but to explain why i had to erease some of your memories of that night.

It was a battle long ago where we had to defend our land. Many of our fellow users have fallen and passed on. Natsuru, you battled more fiercely than a tiger, I battled as cunning as a fox.
Your spells were amazing, i had my guns, but my accuracy is 200% on target.

Our Unit at that time of the war was down to the last 3. You, me, and Stoffe.
This part is where Stoffe sacrificed his life to save ours. we were surrounded. many of the soldiers were backing off from fear. i saw a lazer marker show up were Natsuru’s heart is located.
I ran to shield you, but Stoffe also spotted the marker. he was faster than me. It all happened at once. You and Stoffe were on the ground, i have just shot the sniper.

You try to turn Stoffe over, but the sight horrifed us both. The sniper bullet went straight through his face, unrecognizable. I only Stared at the Enemy soldiers, and told them all to kill themselves.
they all pulled out pistols, and shot their own heads out, now as bloody as stoffes, while Natsuru mourn the lost life of Stoffe.

We, had to leave his body there because it was to painful, and emotionally poisonous for us to carry his body.

We Found an unlocked abandon shed, it had a single bed, and a really strong lock on the door.
We sat there, what seemed to be hours. You Natsuru were sobbing the entire time. I dont know what made me do this next, but i did more than comfort you on the loss.

Waking up in the morning, you seemed to have gone mad do to all the emotional and physical rollercoaster of the day before. the only thing i could think of was to erease your memories of the night, and ease your emotions.

and the rest you can remember.

Mar 01, 2012 at 07:17PM EST
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Ann Hiro wrote:

Saturday the 25th was when i realized i was the father.
I ANN HIRO remembered things that you probably dont remember, because i have the power of hypnosis. You were simply cleaning the shrine were you reside, and as a good friend i decided to stop by.

We had a great time, talking about some of the good time, especially when i rescued you a few times in that haunted mansion horror story thread. then you rescued me a couple of times as well.

After having some tea, a child approached me. She held out her hand as an offer of friendship. This child’s eyes,Natsurus child, were familiar, as i was drawn in, i realized they were not only familiar those eyes were from my flesh and blood.

I thanked you, and had to leave.

As soon as i was back in my apartment, i had to think “Will i have to tell her?”
That child, my child is a psychic. She will be able to manipulate objects with will alone, and hypnotize people.
“I need to tell her”

So March 1st

I now approach you, not for forgiveness, but to explain why i had to erease some of your memories of that night.

It was a battle long ago where we had to defend our land. Many of our fellow users have fallen and passed on. Natsuru, you battled more fiercely than a tiger, I battled as cunning as a fox.
Your spells were amazing, i had my guns, but my accuracy is 200% on target.

Our Unit at that time of the war was down to the last 3. You, me, and Stoffe.
This part is where Stoffe sacrificed his life to save ours. we were surrounded. many of the soldiers were backing off from fear. i saw a lazer marker show up were Natsuru’s heart is located.
I ran to shield you, but Stoffe also spotted the marker. he was faster than me. It all happened at once. You and Stoffe were on the ground, i have just shot the sniper.

You try to turn Stoffe over, but the sight horrifed us both. The sniper bullet went straight through his face, unrecognizable. I only Stared at the Enemy soldiers, and told them all to kill themselves.
they all pulled out pistols, and shot their own heads out, now as bloody as stoffes, while Natsuru mourn the lost life of Stoffe.

We, had to leave his body there because it was to painful, and emotionally poisonous for us to carry his body.

We Found an unlocked abandon shed, it had a single bed, and a really strong lock on the door.
We sat there, what seemed to be hours. You Natsuru were sobbing the entire time. I dont know what made me do this next, but i did more than comfort you on the loss.

Waking up in the morning, you seemed to have gone mad do to all the emotional and physical rollercoaster of the day before. the only thing i could think of was to erease your memories of the night, and ease your emotions.

and the rest you can remember.

I hope you remembered to tell the soldiers that they were toilet paper.

Anyway, now that that soap opera mess is out of the way, it’s time all the folks in this thread had a proper orgy. Prepare yourselves…

Mar 01, 2012 at 07:30PM EST
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@Ann Hiro: Wow… that’s a rather convincing story actually (except the part about Stoffe, he probably wouldn’t save me… unless he is secretly tsundere). So… unless Seal Clubba can make up a better story I guess Ann is the Father!

Mar 01, 2012 at 07:52PM EST
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

@ Seal Clubba and Ann:

So what where where you two on Saturday the 25th?

I was out trying to raise money for the child THAT ONE OF STOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE. It’s even my child, i have the papers!

Mar 01, 2012 at 07:59PM EST

Ummm… how can you have the papers when legally the child’s father is still unknown?

Yeah, ummm… Ann had the better tale and thus, he is the dad.
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NOW EVERYONE ELSE GET BACK TO SHIPPING!

Last edited Mar 01, 2012 at 08:04PM EST
Mar 01, 2012 at 08:03PM EST
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

Ummm… how can you have the papers when legally the child’s father is still unknown?

Yeah, ummm… Ann had the better tale and thus, he is the dad.
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NOW EVERYONE ELSE GET BACK TO SHIPPING!

YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT! (Grabs revolver) Give. Me. Back. My. Damn. Child!

Mar 01, 2012 at 08:10PM EST

GIANTDAD wrote:

YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT! (Grabs revolver) Give. Me. Back. My. Damn. Child!

Try it Bitch

Mar 01, 2012 at 09:04PM EST
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Better get back to shipping or ima abort or get ride of that child for good. ಠ_ಠ

And feed it to Slendy afterwards…

Mar 01, 2012 at 09:11PM EST
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WHERE ARE THE SHIPS?
WHERE IS THE NSFW CONTENT?
WHERE IS THE BABY’S FATHER?
WHY IS RIC A SLUT?
WHERE ARE MY PANTS?
WILL THESE QUESTIONS EVER BE ANSWERED?!

Last edited Mar 01, 2012 at 09:12PM EST
Mar 01, 2012 at 09:11PM EST

Ann Hiro wrote:

Try it Bitch

You better watch out when i get my gun doot doot do…

Mar 01, 2012 at 09:24PM EST

Okay this is getting pointless, you can keep my baby Ann, or your baby, in fact i don’t even remember whose baby it is anymore because i just got done slapping myself in the face for being so stupid. Now….Back to the shipping!

Mar 01, 2012 at 10:00PM EST

Captain Howel wrote:

Lucky for you, your avatar is a character I recognize and I’m the type of person who would read other people’s wall posts to find a suitable shipping partner.

BEHOLD.





>mfw seeing this after recent events


Mar 01, 2012 at 10:07PM EST
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Ashbot wrote:

>mfw seeing this after recent events


What about now

Mar 01, 2012 at 10:17PM EST

Slendy wrote:

WHERE ARE THE SHIPS?
WHERE IS THE NSFW CONTENT?
WHERE IS THE BABY’S FATHER?
WHY IS RIC A SLUT?
WHERE ARE MY PANTS?
WILL THESE QUESTIONS EVER BE ANSWERED?!

1) coming soon
2) depends who posts
3) Right here
4) idk
5) im wearing them
6) probably not

Mar 01, 2012 at 10:21PM EST
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It’s obvious Slendy, and Gespenst a long with a few others are the original whores of said thread. I am not one, I am an accidentle one or a frequently raped victim according to my past.

Mar 01, 2012 at 10:27PM EST
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Ric Tesla wrote:

It’s obvious Slendy, and Gespenst a long with a few others are the original whores of said thread. I am not one, I am an accidentle one or a frequently raped victim according to my past.


did someone say rape?

Last edited Mar 01, 2012 at 11:28PM EST
Mar 01, 2012 at 11:10PM EST
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Points for originality.


Points for bewbz.

Enough talk. TENTACLE RAPE TIME.

Mar 01, 2012 at 11:27PM EST
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Crudely drawn depiction of the shipping thread…

Now back to shipping

Last edited Mar 02, 2012 at 08:58AM EST
Mar 02, 2012 at 08:58AM EST
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Captain Howel wrote:

Gespenst wrote:



You do know I don’t use comic sans? I use Impact. The speech bubbles were already filled in.

Mar 02, 2012 at 11:13AM EST
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I’m sorry that I haven’t done much for this thread for a while, but I’ll work on something!

Mar 02, 2012 at 05:02PM EST
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Oh god Fanfiction Incoming!!!! D:

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“Hey, Natsuru” Ric said walking up to her. “Ummm… Hi.” Natsuru said spinning around her chair to face him. “It seems this letter has gone though several people, so I don’t know who it’s from exactly, but it was intended for you.” Ric said handing her a rather thick envelope. “Okay… you certain you don’t know who this is from?” Natsuru asked. “Yeah, Captain Falcon gave it to me telling to give it to somebody who would give it to you. But I gave it to you instead…” Ric said as he turned to leave. “Well, see you around!” “Um… yeah, see you around…” Natsuru eyed the letter, and turned toward the computer to open it. It opened with little difficulty, as it was held together with merely a sticker.

Yup. It was a love confession, and a request to meet on the roof after school. “Wait… we have a roof we can hang out on!?! SWEET!”

Unfamiliar with the upper floors, Natsuru saved herself the trouble of finding the stairs to the roof and instead flew up to it from the outside. The person was already waiting there… “Umm… are you the one who sent the letter?” Natsuru asked, approaching the person from behind. “Er… yes.” The person turned around, revealing to be Anako.

“Ummm… so I assume the letter got to you?” Anako said. “I am surprised it did get to you, the way you sent it.” Natsuru responded. Anako’s face turned red. “Ummm… yeah… so…” Natsuru started. “Natsuru, I really like you… will you… will you…!” Anako stuttered.

Suddenly Gepenst jumped in. “I WON’T LET YOU!” He cried out, tackleing Anako. “Natsuru is mine!” “Yours!?! All you do is draw ecchi pics of her while the teacher isn’t looking! I made my move first!” Anako cried out as he pushed Gespenst away. “Shu-SHUT UP!” Gespenst shouted. “Guys…” Natsuru tried to interject, only to hear the door open. “NATSURU!! Don’t let them take you away from me!” Lolishiiit shouted as he ran towards her. “Stay out of this Loli!” Gespesnt shouted “Natsuru is mine!” “Guhhh! Go away! I got to her first!” Anako cried out as he tried to hit Gespesnt. “Oh it is on bitch!” Gessy shouted as he attempted to punch Anako. “What the hell are you guys doing!?!” Echoed Patrick voice as he climbed the wall to the roof. “Patrick, not you too!” Anako said with tears in his eyes. “You are fighting over Natsuru? Even after Anako was the first one to confess!?” Patrick shouted. “He did it behind my back Patrick!” Gespenst shouted back. “You are just a pervert!” Anako shouted at Gessy. “Natsuru! Please!” Loli tried to run up to her. “Oh no you don’t!” Gespenst cut him off.

Though some unseen power, Loli blasted Gespenst to the side and continued to run toward her. “YOU ARE ALL CRAZY!” Natsuru shouted as she attempted to fly off. “No Natsuru!” Anako shouted as he grabbed her leg, dragging her back down. “Get off her!” Patrick said as he attempted to pull Anako off, only causing Natsuru to crash to the ground. “Owch…” “Now look what you did!” Gessy shouted. “No, I didn’t mean to…” Anako said as Gessy pulled him up by the collar.

“Guys…” Natsuru said, somehow stopping the action “…just stop…” she sat up, her forehead bleeding. “Why… do you… have to…” She lost balance and fell “…Please… stop… fighting…”

Patrick carried her off to the nurses office as the remaining three stood in shock. “I guess I went a little overboard…” Gespenst said sitting down, eyes seemingly lifeless. Anako started crying. “I’m… going to go check on her…” Loli said, walking back inside the building.

As the sun set, Slendy joined the remaining two on the roof. After listening to their story, all he said was “You have met a terrible fate, haven’t you?” before walking away laughing.

Last edited Mar 02, 2012 at 06:14PM EST
Mar 02, 2012 at 06:09PM EST
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Me? In a shipfic? Not getting raped in some horrible way? Or being involved with the fighting what so ever?

Mar 02, 2012 at 06:21PM EST
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Ric Tesla wrote:

Me? In a shipfic? Not getting raped in some horrible way? Or being involved with the fighting what so ever?

Once upon a time, Ric Tesla went to a bus stop.
Everybody proceeded to beat and rape him.
Also, Slendyballs.

Last edited Mar 02, 2012 at 06:27PM EST
Mar 02, 2012 at 06:26PM EST
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Slide Show Time!!!
.
Here’s Ric having a bath

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Here’s me and Witchy looking in Ric’s vagina

.
And here’s Ric Tesla’s last boyfriend.

Mar 02, 2012 at 06:30PM EST

@Slendy
I never had a boyfriend what so ever, and I do not have a vagina (Because I just know that for a fact that I am male). Also, why am I full of ice cream? o_o

Mar 02, 2012 at 06:37PM EST
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urgh, (yes that’s the noise) I’m gonna need to make a comic for this new guy.
brb, give me some minutes.

Mar 02, 2012 at 08:46PM EST

Shipfics, i think i can do this… I’ll add ANN HIRO’s point of view starting right after slendy walks off.

As Slendy is walking off ANN HIRO watches on top of the entrance of the roof. His expression blank as if he didn’t enjoy the scene below.

ANN jumped off the entrance, but as soon a he jumped Ric opens the door. “Hey guys what hap-GUH!!!!” ANN HIRO had landed on Ric! “excuse me…” ANN simply said as a statement. Ric was knocked out. ANN walked towards the the two that were on the roof. The two wondered why ANN is even here.

ANN… why are you even here? Shouldn’t you be off somewhere?” Anako said. Gespenst suddenly interjected. “Oh look, Mr. ‘Look at me, I’m an oldfag’ whadaya want?”
All ANN did was smirk and said a name. “Natsuru”
“F**K” went Gespenst.

Anako went still. He knew ANN wouldnt give up untill something was his. What Gespenst knew wasn’t this, he just saw another guy who wanted Natsuru for him self. ANN HIRO started to walk away.
“Hey-” Gespenst put his hand on ANN’s shoulder. He quickly grabbed his hand twisted it and then stared into Gespent’s eyes.
“Learn your place” ANN HIRO started to push Gespenst toward the ledge of the roof. He shoved him off!

ANN HIRO suddenly jumped off the roof as well. Somehow on the ground before Gespenst even landed ANN HIRO caught him. They were at the window of the nurse’s office.

ANN HIRO opened the window, carrying Gespenst, and entered the room saying “please excuse this intrusion” ANN simply threw him onto a bed. Gespent was knocked out, and was foaming from the mouth. ANN left him there.

Patrick and Loli were still in the room. they stared at him.

ANN walked towards Natsuru’s bed. He noticed a little blood on here forehead, ANN simply said “excuse me…” to the other two.
ANN bent his head down, and licked the blood off.
The two stared on.

Mar 02, 2012 at 09:15PM EST
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Mar 02, 2012 at 09:20PM EST

@ANN HIRO Dai-Oh
At least I been put out of my misery so I won’t feel the pain anymore…

Mar 02, 2012 at 09:48PM EST
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Ric Tesla wrote:

@ANN HIRO Dai-Oh
At least I been put out of my misery so I won’t feel the pain anymore…

your not dead…

Mar 02, 2012 at 09:54PM EST
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Ann Hiro wrote:

your not dead…

I’m knocked out though…

Mar 02, 2012 at 10:07PM EST
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ANN HIRO Dai-Oh
>Make slendy ashamed.

Mar 02, 2012 at 10:11PM EST

Calkarot wrote:


See more on Know Your Meme

WHY DO ALL MY SHIPS HAVE TO END IN MURDER?!

Last edited Mar 02, 2012 at 11:01PM EST
Mar 02, 2012 at 10:58PM EST

Slendy wrote:


You wouldn’t love him 5ever? Asshole >:P


Okay just gonna put this out there… I would totally eat out Ric if he actually had a vagina full of ice cream.

@Gespenst acknowledged, my apologies for the mistake.

Mar 02, 2012 at 11:16PM EST
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Captain Howel wrote:

You wouldn’t love him 5ever? Asshole >:P


Okay just gonna put this out there… I would totally eat out Ric if he actually had a vagina full of ice cream.

@Gespenst acknowledged, my apologies for the mistake.

I was actually going to do the 5ever comic, but I got lazy.

Mar 02, 2012 at 11:22PM EST

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