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[NSFW] The ULTIMATE KYM Shipping Thread! The Prequel

Last posted Feb 25, 2015 at 12:36PM EST. Added Jan 16, 2012 at 08:04PM EST
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Ric Tesla wrote:

Sad part is…those are part of my color scheme

you’re not a unicorn so how the fuck will you take that armor off to crap or something.

Gamzee wrote:

you’re not a unicorn so how the fuck will you take that armor off to crap or something.

It deploys from a backpack that is on my back. :x
It works kind of like Zim’s backpack, except it provides armor….

Ric Tesla wrote:

It deploys from a backpack that is on my back. :x
It works kind of like Zim’s backpack, except it provides armor….

ship me

MDFification wrote:

Something along the lines of this;

Although, homestuck shippers count close friendship, rivalry, and mediation as ships as well.

damn you, I already showed. Now pay the price and ship someone

Last edited Jan 29, 2012 at 07:06PM EST

404 user not found wrote:

a whole page and only one ship, what the fuck is this?

why don’t you make something, I’m losing creativity because Ric is just taking it now.

Ric Tesla wrote:

Try to do something with a drawing I made.

I’M NOT A FUCKING MAGICIAN, you can’t give me a car and tell me to make it into a volcano that’s filled with hentia tentacles.

In order to protect Teh Brawler’s thread from myself, I shall now be doing my ero-fics in this thread. I take suggestions, but only if I think it’d be interesting.

Kalmo and Olivia both requested another story about them, so I’m thinking that I should oblige.

It was raining again… Olivia hated rainy days… She looked out her window at the grey that hung in the sky, a small amount of light peeking through the otherwise bleak, and desolate expanse. She jumped into her bed and tried to decide how to while the time away as a small vibrating noise interrupted her train of thought. Her cell phone, presently situated on her end table, was attempting to catch her attention, so she reached her slender arm towards it. Once checked, it became apparent that she had received a text message… From her childhood friend, Kalmo no less.

The screen illuminated to form the words “Hey… I’m sorry, but I just need someone to talk to right now.” She reread it, and replied, “I can talk… What’s up?”

Almost as soon as the text had sent, her phone rang, he was calling her. She accepted, and verified it was indeed him by asking, “Kalmo?”

He had been crying.

She comforted him as he revealed his painful relationship situation. She felt sad, but at the same time, she felt excited… As terrible as it may sound, she was actually somewhat happy that their relationship was over. She didn’t deserve him… He needs someone better… Someone who’d care for him… Someone who’d never hurt him… Someone who loved him…

Someone like her?

The thought had crossed her mind before, but she’d never done anything to make it happen… One day, he told her that he would be dating another girl, and he seemed to pause to see her reaction. Olivia, not wanting to make the situation uncomfortable congratulated him and wished them luck as she slowly died on the inside.

“I’m sorry, Olivia… I shouldn’t have…”

“What, called me?”

“No… Dated her. Because… Because I didn’t love her.”

What?

“I never loved her…”

What is he saying?

“I only love one girl…”

Is… Is he…? There’s no why that, after all these years…

A knock on the door sent her sprinting towards it. She swung it open to find a completely drenched Kalmo standing just outside her entryway. He hung up his phone.

“I love you, Olivia. I’ve always loved you… I’m so stupid for not realizing it sooner… I’m…”

Olivia stopped him, and asked for him to come out of the rain. He complied, and she told him to take a shower while she dried his clothes. She knew they could talk later, but right now he was soaked to the bone and Olivia didn’t want him to catch a cold. He simply nodded and walked through to the bathroom, taking his clothes off save for his underwear. Olivia couldn’t help but stare at his lean, tan body. He paused, slightly embarrassed, and relinquished his apparel to her and closed the door behind him. She, no longer able to peep, traipsed to the dryer and injudiciously threw Kalmo’s clothing inside. Olivia realized something… Kalmo didn’t have a towel.

She grabbed a single towel and headed back towards the bathroom. She knocked and asked if she could put the towel on the ring on the inside of the door. Kalmo didn’t respond. Olivia could construe the nebulousness resulting from his lack of a response in one of two ways, either he didn’t mind or he did. She chose the former as she preferred it.

She opened the door a sliver and a thick fog fell upon her as she felt a hot, sticky wall of steam envelop her. She slid into the room when she heard Kalmo. He was still crying.

Without thinking, Olivia began to denudate. She pulled back the shower curtain and stepped in. Olivia hug him from behind, and just held him there for as long as he would let her. Kalmo calmed down, soothed by the slow steady heartbeat traveling through Olivia’s bare chest. Finally, Kalmo broke the embrace and turned to face her. He looked incredibly tranquil until right around the time he noticed that Olivia was completely naked. He blushed and turned away, into the stream of almost unbearably hot water that was now roaring down on his head, his bangs obscuring his eyes as he attempted to allow to keep her modesty. Olivia didn’t want her modesty, though, she wanted Kalmo. She stepped forward once and again embraced him.

Kalmo kissed her.

“You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to do that…” He said, now returning the hug.

“Actually… I do.”

She was the one to kiss him this time, her hands working up and down his back while his did the same to her. She tilted her head back as Kalmo began to kiss her neck. Kalmo worked his lips down to her breasts, causing a slight shudder from Olivia. She wrapped her leg around his, and Kalmo knew what she was asking for. As he was about to enter, he stopped and kissed her again and asked if she was really ready for this.

“I’ve been ready for this for years, Kalmo.”

He nodded, gave another peck on her lips and inserted himself. Both of them began moving their entire bodies towards the other, then away again as they become one. After a short while, Kalmo hugged her tightly, wanting to be even closer to her, and she followed suit, her arms around his neck, his around her waist, he told her again that he loved her as she began to quietly moan, occasionally calling out his name. A strange feeling came over her in waves, with spasms occurring infrequently, carrying with them an intense euphoria. She gripped him more tightly as he seemed to go into double time, increasing speed twofold… He wrapped around more tightly then stopped pumping as Olivia was sent writhing with pleasure, an insane titillation coming from deep within her till she went limp, only held up by Kalmo.

She looked up at him and he kissed her again, just as passionately as he did during.

I take it back… Rainy days aren’t all that bad after all…

Gamzee wrote:

I’m seeing a lack of Ric ships going on in here, highblood is becoming motherfucking unhappy. >:o(

Does this please your god?

You two loverboys are the reason this thread still exists.

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