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[NSFW] The ULTIMATE KYM Shipping Thread! The Prequel

Last posted Jan 27, 2015 at 09:48PM EST. Added Jan 16, 2012 at 08:04PM EST
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Ric Tesla wrote:


(Weird thing is, people keep saying I look like the kid in the picture that goes by the name of RJ Berger, and people start calling me RJ at my school too).

The picture lacks green hair.

Lich wrote:

Yall two aren’t?

Uhh… No.

I have to say it’s a tad annoying how it’ll be 1 o’clock in the morning here while you are all up fapping shipping while I can’t butt in when I need to.

量子 Meme wrote:

Uhh… No.

I have to say it’s a tad annoying how it’ll be 1 o’clock in the morning here while you are all up fapping shipping while I can’t butt in when I need to.

“butt in”
HEEHEEHEE.
On another note, I doubt this thread has any interest in the preservation of anyone’s dignity.

Captain Howel wrote:

“butt in”
HEEHEEHEE.
On another note, I doubt this thread has any interest in the preservation of anyone’s dignity.

You just want this thread to be porn porn porn, don’t you?

Bruelock wrote:

What is this thread? I don’t even… what?! O_o

NO QUICK RUN WHILE YOU CAN, HEAD FOR THE HILLS THEY NEVER LOOK THERE!

>Alright I’m gonna type this fast then leave and come back later to view the reactions
.

“Hard, Horny, and Hilarious Part 1”


A shipping story by Slendy


Ric Tesla and his best friend Quantum ͡ Meme were watching some anime like usual when there was a knock at the door. Quantum got up to answer it and as he pulled the door open seal clubba ran in past ͡Quantum ͡ Meme and jumped on top of Ric Tesla. Ric was too confused to respond any other way than to too start making squeaky noises.


Now, Seal was taking off the squeaking Ric’s shirt while ͡Quantum ͡ Meme was running as far away from the house as he could. Seal began to lick Ric’s nipples which were already hard as diamonds.
“Your nips taste like pickles, what the fuck”, said ͡Seal.


Just then, ͡Quantum returned to the house with a very sweaty sweatie killer who was, for some reason we won’t go into, handcuffed to Kalmo. When all three came into the house they literally came into the house, because the moment they walked in they found Ric and Seal completely naked.


“I just made boom boom in my pantaloons”, said Kalmo


End of Part 1
Last edited Feb 17, 2012 at 05:55PM EST

Slendy wrote:

>Alright I’m gonna type this fast then leave and come back later to view the reactions
.

“Hard, Horny, and Hilarious Part 1”


A shipping story by Slendy


Ric Tesla and his best friend Quantum ͡ Meme were watching some anime like usual when there was a knock at the door. Quantum got up to answer it and as he pulled the door open seal clubba ran in past ͡Quantum ͡ Meme and jumped on top of Ric Tesla. Ric was too confused to respond any other way than to too start making squeaky noises.


Now, Seal was taking off the squeaking Ric’s shirt while ͡Quantum ͡ Meme was running as far away from the house as he could. Seal began to lick Ric’s nipples which were already hard as diamonds.
“Your nips taste like pickles, what the fuck”, said ͡Seal.


Just then, ͡Quantum returned to the house with a very sweaty sweatie killer who was, for some reason we won’t go into, handcuffed to Kalmo. When all three came into the house they literally came into the house, because the moment they walked in they found Ric and Seal completely naked.


“I just made boom boom in my pantaloons”, said Kalmo


End of Part 1

Slendy wrote:

>Alright I’m gonna type this fast then leave and come back later to view the reactions
.

“Hard, Horny, and Hilarious Part 1”


A shipping story by Slendy


Ric Tesla and his best friend Quantum ͡ Meme were watching some anime like usual when there was a knock at the door. Quantum got up to answer it and as he pulled the door open seal clubba ran in past ͡Quantum ͡ Meme and jumped on top of Ric Tesla. Ric was too confused to respond any other way than to too start making squeaky noises.


Now, Seal was taking off the squeaking Ric’s shirt while ͡Quantum ͡ Meme was running as far away from the house as he could. Seal began to lick Ric’s nipples which were already hard as diamonds.
“Your nips taste like pickles, what the fuck”, said ͡Seal.


Just then, ͡Quantum returned to the house with a very sweaty sweatie killer who was, for some reason we won’t go into, handcuffed to Kalmo. When all three came into the house they literally came into the house, because the moment they walked in they found Ric and Seal completely naked.


“I just made boom boom in my pantaloons”, said Kalmo


End of Part 1

My actual face when:

Part 2: Then everybody got on the floor and walked the dinosaur.

Slendy wrote:

>Alright I’m gonna type this fast then leave and come back later to view the reactions
.

“Hard, Horny, and Hilarious Part 1”


A shipping story by Slendy


Ric Tesla and his best friend Quantum ͡ Meme were watching some anime like usual when there was a knock at the door. Quantum got up to answer it and as he pulled the door open seal clubba ran in past ͡Quantum ͡ Meme and jumped on top of Ric Tesla. Ric was too confused to respond any other way than to too start making squeaky noises.


Now, Seal was taking off the squeaking Ric’s shirt while ͡Quantum ͡ Meme was running as far away from the house as he could. Seal began to lick Ric’s nipples which were already hard as diamonds.
“Your nips taste like pickles, what the fuck”, said ͡Seal.


Just then, ͡Quantum returned to the house with a very sweaty sweatie killer who was, for some reason we won’t go into, handcuffed to Kalmo. When all three came into the house they literally came into the house, because the moment they walked in they found Ric and Seal completely naked.


“I just made boom boom in my pantaloons”, said Kalmo


End of Part 1

I have to admit gamzee, this made me laugh, well done.

>oh shit son Kalmo’s shit got on my text

Part 2 of Hard, Horny, and Hilarious

When we last left our ships Kalmo’s pantaloons were filled, Ric was being raped
(how surprising), Sweatie was still handcuffed to Kalmo, Quantum was scared, and Seal was raping everybody up in here.

Sweatie pulled out his PENIS CHAINSAW and broke the handcuffs, Kalmo and Sweatie were now separated. They looked into each others’ eyes as Quantum was slowly taking off his pants.
Sweatie slapped Kalmo with his PENIS CHAINSAW and karma started spilling everywhere.

Kalmo was dead and Sweatie had his eyes on Quantum. Sweatie pulled out a
“melted chocolate bar” from his butt and handed it to Quantum who had a stream of hot pee running down his bare legs. “Do it.” Sweatie whispered intensely.

Quantum began to rub the “chocolate bar” on his lips and Ric was fucked into a sticky green mess by seal who was finally satisfied and decided to leave. Before Seal made it to the door Sweatie attacked him with his PENIS CHAINSAW. Finally Sweatie killed himself with the PENIS CHAINSAW.

Now here stands Quantum. Lonely, confused, naked, and smelly with brown stickiness across his lips. Then…in the faint background noise you hear…gimme 20 dollars….

End of Part 2

PENIS CHAINSAW

Last edited Feb 17, 2012 at 11:09PM EST
When we last left our ships Kalmo’s pantaloons were filled, Ric was being raped
(how surprising), Sweatie was still handcuffed to Kalmo, Quantum was scared, and Seal was raping everybody up in here.

“Seal was raping everybody up in here.”

Last edited Feb 17, 2012 at 11:07PM EST

Slendy wrote:

>oh shit son Kalmo’s shit got on my text

Part 2 of Hard, Horny, and Hilarious

When we last left our ships Kalmo’s pantaloons were filled, Ric was being raped
(how surprising), Sweatie was still handcuffed to Kalmo, Quantum was scared, and Seal was raping everybody up in here.

Sweatie pulled out his PENIS CHAINSAW and broke the handcuffs, Kalmo and Sweatie were now separated. They looked into each others’ eyes as Quantum was slowly taking off his pants.
Sweatie slapped Kalmo with his PENIS CHAINSAW and karma started spilling everywhere.

Kalmo was dead and Sweatie had his eyes on Quantum. Sweatie pulled out a
“melted chocolate bar” from his butt and handed it to Quantum who had a stream of hot pee running down his bare legs. “Do it.” Sweatie whispered intensely.

Quantum began to rub the “chocolate bar” on his lips and Ric was fucked into a sticky green mess by seal who was finally satisfied and decided to leave. Before Seal made it to the door Sweatie attacked him with his PENIS CHAINSAW. Finally Sweatie killed himself with the PENIS CHAINSAW.

Now here stands Quantum. Lonely, confused, naked, and smelly with brown stickiness across his lips. Then…in the faint background noise you hear…gimme 20 dollars….

End of Part 2

PENIS CHAINSAW

Slendy wrote:

>oh shit son Kalmo’s shit got on my text

Part 2 of Hard, Horny, and Hilarious

When we last left our ships Kalmo’s pantaloons were filled, Ric was being raped
(how surprising), Sweatie was still handcuffed to Kalmo, Quantum was scared, and Seal was raping everybody up in here.

Sweatie pulled out his PENIS CHAINSAW and broke the handcuffs, Kalmo and Sweatie were now separated. They looked into each others’ eyes as Quantum was slowly taking off his pants.
Sweatie slapped Kalmo with his PENIS CHAINSAW and karma started spilling everywhere.

Kalmo was dead and Sweatie had his eyes on Quantum. Sweatie pulled out a
“melted chocolate bar” from his butt and handed it to Quantum who had a stream of hot pee running down his bare legs. “Do it.” Sweatie whispered intensely.

Quantum began to rub the “chocolate bar” on his lips and Ric was fucked into a sticky green mess by seal who was finally satisfied and decided to leave. Before Seal made it to the door Sweatie attacked him with his PENIS CHAINSAW. Finally Sweatie killed himself with the PENIS CHAINSAW.

Now here stands Quantum. Lonely, confused, naked, and smelly with brown stickiness across his lips. Then…in the faint background noise you hear…gimme 20 dollars….

End of Part 2

PENIS CHAINSAW

Ric Tesla wrote:

Person
*I am the only user you are allowed to hate.

also can someone tell Kalmo that I’m writing about him
and the other people who aren’t here.
If I say it I’ll sound like a filthy slut, oh wait…

I am

Last edited Feb 17, 2012 at 11:25PM EST

Slendy wrote:

>oh shit son Kalmo’s shit got on my text

Part 2 of Hard, Horny, and Hilarious

When we last left our ships Kalmo’s pantaloons were filled, Ric was being raped
(how surprising), Sweatie was still handcuffed to Kalmo, Quantum was scared, and Seal was raping everybody up in here.

Sweatie pulled out his PENIS CHAINSAW and broke the handcuffs, Kalmo and Sweatie were now separated. They looked into each others’ eyes as Quantum was slowly taking off his pants.
Sweatie slapped Kalmo with his PENIS CHAINSAW and karma started spilling everywhere.

Kalmo was dead and Sweatie had his eyes on Quantum. Sweatie pulled out a
“melted chocolate bar” from his butt and handed it to Quantum who had a stream of hot pee running down his bare legs. “Do it.” Sweatie whispered intensely.

Quantum began to rub the “chocolate bar” on his lips and Ric was fucked into a sticky green mess by seal who was finally satisfied and decided to leave. Before Seal made it to the door Sweatie attacked him with his PENIS CHAINSAW. Finally Sweatie killed himself with the PENIS CHAINSAW.

Now here stands Quantum. Lonely, confused, naked, and smelly with brown stickiness across his lips. Then…in the faint background noise you hear…gimme 20 dollars….

End of Part 2

PENIS CHAINSAW

For some reason i laughed even harder from reading part 2. Keep it up slendy, i want a part three!

“Chocolate Dipping Suace: Part One”
A Know Your Meme Fan-Fic Story By Nikolaki8

Slendy was in bed with Ric. Ric was covered in every inch of his body in chocolate dipping sauce while Slendy was licking it off. Slowly, and passionately.

Ric was enjoying it. Sweat dripped off Slendy’s forehead onto Ric’s rock hard abs. Slendy just finished licking the sauce off of Ric’s chest; then, he started to lick the icing lower on his body. And lower. And lower……until he reached Ric’s stomach area~.

Slendy panted. So did Ric. This was their dream. It was about to come true; UNTIL A MANIAC WITH A CHAINSAW CAME THROUGH THE WINDOW AND KILLED THEM when Quantum Meme emerged out of Slendy’s closet.

Quantum was gobsmacked. His lover and his best friend. Together. In bed. With chocolate dipping sauce.

This was Quantum’s favorite thing to do with Slendy; but now hitting him was probably the best thing to do with Slendy.

Quantum came up to the bed and…

(~Don’t be sick)

Last edited Feb 18, 2012 at 03:58AM EST
Quantum came up to the bed and…

…and then they fu

mbled around their pants pockets while trying to find their car keys so they could drive down to the corner store and buy some icecream.

Ric was the first to find his car keys, so he drove everyone down town to buy some ice cream. It was delicious, non-sexual ice cream.


Sorry about that gap, textile is screwing up on me

Last edited Feb 18, 2012 at 04:11AM EST

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Quantum came up to the bed and…

…and then they fu

mbled around their pants pockets while trying to find their car keys so they could drive down to the corner store and buy some icecream.

Ric was the first to find his car keys, so he drove everyone down town to buy some ice cream. It was delicious, non-sexual ice cream.


Sorry about that gap, textile is screwing up on me

Tune in next time fore part two!

Slendy wrote:

>oh shit son Kalmo’s shit got on my text

Part 2 of Hard, Horny, and Hilarious

When we last left our ships Kalmo’s pantaloons were filled, Ric was being raped
(how surprising), Sweatie was still handcuffed to Kalmo, Quantum was scared, and Seal was raping everybody up in here.

Sweatie pulled out his PENIS CHAINSAW and broke the handcuffs, Kalmo and Sweatie were now separated. They looked into each others’ eyes as Quantum was slowly taking off his pants.
Sweatie slapped Kalmo with his PENIS CHAINSAW and karma started spilling everywhere.

Kalmo was dead and Sweatie had his eyes on Quantum. Sweatie pulled out a
“melted chocolate bar” from his butt and handed it to Quantum who had a stream of hot pee running down his bare legs. “Do it.” Sweatie whispered intensely.

Quantum began to rub the “chocolate bar” on his lips and Ric was fucked into a sticky green mess by seal who was finally satisfied and decided to leave. Before Seal made it to the door Sweatie attacked him with his PENIS CHAINSAW. Finally Sweatie killed himself with the PENIS CHAINSAW.

Now here stands Quantum. Lonely, confused, naked, and smelly with brown stickiness across his lips. Then…in the faint background noise you hear…gimme 20 dollars….

End of Part 2

PENIS CHAINSAW

At first, I was like:

Quantum was slowly taking off his pants.

Then I was like:

Chee-Z-Taco wrote:

Shipping? Penis Chainsaw? Green Hair?

I do to my good man, but there is one problem: THERE ARE NO WOMEN IN THE SHIPPING THREAD. We can become women but…

GIANTDAD wrote:

I do to my good man, but there is one problem: THERE ARE NO WOMEN IN THE SHIPPING THREAD. We can become women but…

Really? Men have no rights to talk about vaginas whenever women are not around the vicinity?

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