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[NSFW] The ULTIMATE KYM Shipping Thread! The Prequel

Last posted Jul 24, 2014 at 06:52PM EDT. Added Jan 16, 2012 at 08:04PM EST
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Captain Howel wrote:

Don’t get ahead of yourselves, I am the original gun-pointer in this thread, and we will not be having another Mexican standoff, because I don’t have the tentacle powers necessary to grow six extra arms again. I had to give those back to Slendy.

Well, you lot asked for it:


Hey, if Slendy gets a hold of Warcraftnerd, me and Root are just along for the ride.
Edit: Page get.

Last edited Mar 21, 2012 at 11:32AM EDT
Mar 21, 2012 at 11:31AM EDT
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Oooo i see were shippin the new boy’s in this thread, welp time for me to go out and find ships then.

Mar 21, 2012 at 03:25PM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

Oooo i see were shippin the new boy’s in this thread, welp time for me to go out and find ships then.

Oh no you won’t.
I shall not be shipped anymore.

Or I’ll fix yer cupboards.

Mar 21, 2012 at 04:05PM EDT
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Shade wrote:

Oh no you won’t.
I shall not be shipped anymore.

Or I’ll fix yer cupboards.

OOooo another dildo i can rape you with!

Mar 21, 2012 at 04:08PM EDT

@TheShippers

Last edited Mar 21, 2012 at 09:36PM EDT
Mar 21, 2012 at 09:36PM EDT

Slendy wrote:

@TheShippers

Say’s the one with a dick growing out of her forehead.

Mar 21, 2012 at 11:17PM EDT

Slendy wrote:

@TheShippers

Just what we needed, this makes this ship so easy



SO. IT HAS COME TO THIS.
I had to look up MLP ships to find this. You have made me sad, thread.

Also, this is at least my third ship in a row featuring Slendy.

Mar 22, 2012 at 01:22AM EDT
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And then, pony, shipping. But that already happens all the time…mainly because I was involved in some of the ships….

Mar 22, 2012 at 06:46AM EDT
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Captain Howel wrote:

Just what we needed, this makes this ship so easy



SO. IT HAS COME TO THIS.
I had to look up MLP ships to find this. You have made me sad, thread.

Also, this is at least my third ship in a row featuring Slendy.

Please, for the love of god. Don’t. Ship. Ponies. It even makes me feel uncomfortable.

Mar 22, 2012 at 11:16AM EDT

I agree with seal clubba on this one. Ponies are sacred…

Mar 22, 2012 at 11:26AM EDT
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See Troper, even Dravitar is with this one on me, now go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done! While i go out lookin for some ships to punish you with.

Mar 22, 2012 at 11:34AM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

See Troper, even Dravitar is with this one on me, now go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done! While i go out lookin for some ships to punish you with.

Lookin’ for ships, mate?
Well, guess I’m way too fast for ya =P



Mar 22, 2012 at 12:06PM EDT
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量子 Meme wrote:

Just so you know, I regret everything.

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT PONY SHIPS?
Oh quantum meme, you and Troper are going to get a little surprise at the end of the day.

Mar 22, 2012 at 12:41PM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT PONY SHIPS?
Oh quantum meme, you and Troper are going to get a little surprise at the end of the day.

Did somepony say “Surprise”?

Mar 22, 2012 at 12:50PM EDT
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GIANTDAD wrote:

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT PONY SHIPS?
Oh quantum meme, you and Troper are going to get a little surprise at the end of the day.

Do you remember that time when I complained about pony ships and got downvoted?

Well I thought I’d add a deep sense of contrast and hypocritical feel within the thread.

Mar 22, 2012 at 12:51PM EDT
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量子 Meme wrote:

Just so you know, I regret everything.






OKAY
I STARTED THIS
NOW I’M ENDING IT


Mar 22, 2012 at 02:18PM EDT
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Captain Howel wrote:






OKAY
I STARTED THIS
NOW I’M ENDING IT


My ulterior motive was to see your reaction and provoke you into never shipping ponies again.

That point may go for everyone else.

Last edited Mar 22, 2012 at 03:27PM EDT
Mar 22, 2012 at 03:26PM EDT
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Ric Tesla wrote:

Notice how the crate is empty?

shhhh, he’s a dog, he can’t tell.

Hmm, I got 1 karma, I wonder by whom? (on the ship)

Last edited Mar 22, 2012 at 04:58PM EDT
Mar 22, 2012 at 04:30PM EDT
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In retrospect, I’m just wondering what happened to this page…

Mar 22, 2012 at 05:27PM EDT
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“I havent been to the shipping thread in a while”
clicks
“what the fuck am i looking at?”

Mar 22, 2012 at 05:35PM EDT
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404 user not found wrote:

“I havent been to the shipping thread in a while”
clicks
“what the fuck am i looking at?”

The most sexy shit you’ve ever seen in your entire life, shield your eyes for they will melt out of your skull if you gaze upon the beauty for too long, other than that something so hideous the person that has made it shall burn in an everlasting pit of fire were the screaming never stops.

And the pony ships.

Mar 22, 2012 at 06:01PM EDT

Ashbot wrote:


Ship by ship, shipping them together~!

Actually, I thought this was the part where we break into song. (It doesn’t have to be pony-related, besides the original song.)

Last edited Mar 22, 2012 at 06:04PM EDT
Mar 22, 2012 at 06:03PM EDT
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I felt like fucking with RandomMan today. (Literally)
.




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Ain’t he just the cutest mod?

Mar 22, 2012 at 07:33PM EDT

I better start taking birth control pills, because this thread is starting to give me MAJOR problems!

I think I can narrow down the suspects of THIS child!

Last edited Mar 22, 2012 at 08:01PM EDT
Mar 22, 2012 at 08:01PM EDT
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angstyHoodie OPERATOR wrote:

Where was this 2 days? I’m a Homestuck fan, shipping is our specialty.

Someone who likes shipping.

@PantheMan

inb4 Gamzee Slendy

Last edited Mar 22, 2012 at 08:09PM EDT
Mar 22, 2012 at 08:08PM EDT
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Greninja wrote:

Who here is a Master Shipper?

Mar 22, 2012 at 08:19PM EDT

Greninja wrote:

Who here is a Master Shipper?

I am not, but here.

Mar 22, 2012 at 08:21PM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

I better start taking birth control pills, because this thread is starting to give me MAJOR problems!

I think I can narrow down the suspects of THIS child!

You banged Ric? oh shit Seal is gonna be pissed.

Mar 22, 2012 at 08:22PM EDT

PAYBACK TIME MOTHA FUKKAS


IF ANY OF YOU SHIP PONIES FURTHERMORE I WILL NOT OLD BACK AND I WILL ACTUALLY GO HUNT DOWN NSFW SHIPS.

Last edited Mar 22, 2012 at 09:11PM EDT
Mar 22, 2012 at 09:05PM EDT

I think we need ships of cosplayers… take this into the next dimension.

Mar 22, 2012 at 09:10PM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

I better start taking birth control pills, because this thread is starting to give me MAJOR problems!

I think I can narrow down the suspects of THIS child!

I don’t even remeber such a thing. D:
SON OF A B&^$#!!!
I AM NOT PAYING FOR NO CHILD SUPPORT!
DNA TEST!
NOW!

Last edited Mar 22, 2012 at 09:35PM EDT
Mar 22, 2012 at 09:33PM EDT
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GIANTDAD wrote:

PAYBACK TIME MOTHA FUKKAS


IF ANY OF YOU SHIP PONIES FURTHERMORE I WILL NOT OLD BACK AND I WILL ACTUALLY GO HUNT DOWN NSFW SHIPS.






Posting pictures of half-naked women?
Oh, the horror. I can’t take much more of this! Please, make it stop. Really, this is so painful. I hate looking at half-naked women.

Mar 22, 2012 at 09:45PM EDT
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Slendy wrote:

Teach me the ancient ways of Shipping.

I want to know the relationship between KYM Users.

Last edited Mar 22, 2012 at 09:49PM EDT
Mar 22, 2012 at 09:47PM EDT
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Well I’m just gonna take the kids out for a while… I could use Noels sister, to carry Noel…
YAY parenting.
I obviously know that is not mine….
gonna buy several contraceptives, while im out….

Mar 22, 2012 at 09:47PM EDT
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Captain Howel wrote:






Posting pictures of half-naked women?
Oh, the horror. I can’t take much more of this! Please, make it stop. Really, this is so painful. I hate looking at half-naked women.

Ship more ponies, C’mon call my bluff. Do you really Wanna call my bluff motherfucka?
Because if you do i will virtually go onto google, google “gay anime porn” find 3 images, edit them and then put this here. Do you Really Wanna try me, hell ill even get slendy on this.

Last edited Mar 22, 2012 at 10:02PM EDT
Mar 22, 2012 at 09:50PM EDT

@Seal Clubba
.
Come at me bro.

Mar 22, 2012 at 10:01PM EDT

Slendy wrote:

@Seal Clubba
.
Come at me bro.

Oh slendy….slendy slendy slendy slendy slendy…SLENDY. sigh I was hoping to do this for troper but you’ll do. But I’m not up for it right now, i feel like i have heartburn and i have trouble with the spoiler button and censoring gay anime porn so i think ill wait till tomorrow, so if i were you id-

Mar 22, 2012 at 10:06PM EDT

@Seal
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You’re getting yourself into some dangerous territory little shipper.
You better be careful.

Mar 22, 2012 at 10:41PM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

Oh slendy….slendy slendy slendy slendy slendy…SLENDY. sigh I was hoping to do this for troper but you’ll do. But I’m not up for it right now, i feel like i have heartburn and i have trouble with the spoiler button and censoring gay anime porn so i think ill wait till tomorrow, so if i were you id-

Might I suggest pulling something from /r/spacedicks?

… oh fuck.

Last edited Mar 23, 2012 at 01:35AM EDT
Mar 23, 2012 at 01:35AM EDT
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What happened to this threAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Mar 23, 2012 at 04:11AM EDT
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