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[NSFW] The ULTIMATE KYM Shipping Thread! The Prequel

Last posted Jul 28, 2014 at 02:07AM EDT. Added Jan 16, 2012 at 08:04PM EST
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Mexx Android wrote:

Now Natsuru will get a boner

^Same to you Blue Screen.

Upvotes for both of you.

Last edited May 25, 2012 at 06:07AM EDT
May 25, 2012 at 06:01AM EDT
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Okay so Flute and Mr.Homestuck will be removed. (How was I supposed to know they were the same dude?)

Eightball will stay where it is since people still ship Dr.Peacock buy that name. I’ll find someone else to fill those gaps with. Hopefully wont be too hard since Dr.Peacock has been shipped with everyone.

Same goes for that blank spot I missed. Mind you the blank spotted has been linked to DPF…who has DPF been shipped with that isn’t already on the image?

I’ll add Passage

I’ll assign Iced hot to a more commonly shipped character

Anything else?

May 25, 2012 at 07:02AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

That shipping chart that Zarathh posted gave me an idea:

The above includes nearly everyone who has been shipped since this thread began. Each user has been positioned where the connecting lines most closely resemble the amount of times they have been shipped. Where all else fails, users have been positioned closer to the center if they have been shipped more, further back if less.

Users have been connected with common shipping pairs as much as possible though this was not possible in many cases and liberties were taken.

>mfw you made me Twilight.

May 25, 2012 at 08:15AM EDT

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

That shipping chart that Zarathh posted gave me an idea:

The above includes nearly everyone who has been shipped since this thread began. Each user has been positioned where the connecting lines most closely resemble the amount of times they have been shipped. Where all else fails, users have been positioned closer to the center if they have been shipped more, further back if less.

Users have been connected with common shipping pairs as much as possible though this was not possible in many cases and liberties were taken.

> I commit incest with Seal and CheeseStick
> I have like nine pairings
>There is a large line between me and Ric

May 25, 2012 at 08:31AM EDT

The High Rollin’ Shippers

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May 25, 2012 at 08:39AM EDT

@Bro
Yay you’re back!

May 25, 2012 at 08:46AM EDT

DOT DOT DOT wrote:

The High Rollin’ Shippers




May 25, 2012 at 09:05AM EDT

Slendy wrote:

>mfw you made me Twilight.

>mfw when he made me Celestia and by that your teacher:

May 25, 2012 at 09:08AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

That shipping chart that Zarathh posted gave me an idea:

The above includes nearly everyone who has been shipped since this thread began. Each user has been positioned where the connecting lines most closely resemble the amount of times they have been shipped. Where all else fails, users have been positioned closer to the center if they have been shipped more, further back if less.

Users have been connected with common shipping pairs as much as possible though this was not possible in many cases and liberties were taken.


Bravo i say, bravo good sir!

May 25, 2012 at 09:15AM EDT

Eagles:This entire thread.



May 25, 2012 at 10:24AM EDT

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

That shipping chart that Zarathh posted gave me an idea:

The above includes nearly everyone who has been shipped since this thread began. Each user has been positioned where the connecting lines most closely resemble the amount of times they have been shipped. Where all else fails, users have been positioned closer to the center if they have been shipped more, further back if less.

Users have been connected with common shipping pairs as much as possible though this was not possible in many cases and liberties were taken.


My only complaint is I am not shipped with anyone in this.

May 25, 2012 at 01:12PM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

That shipping chart that Zarathh posted gave me an idea:

The above includes nearly everyone who has been shipped since this thread began. Each user has been positioned where the connecting lines most closely resemble the amount of times they have been shipped. Where all else fails, users have been positioned closer to the center if they have been shipped more, further back if less.

Users have been connected with common shipping pairs as much as possible though this was not possible in many cases and liberties were taken.

>Implying I’m Derpy

>Implying I’ve been shipped that many times

May 25, 2012 at 01:28PM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

That shipping chart that Zarathh posted gave me an idea:

The above includes nearly everyone who has been shipped since this thread began. Each user has been positioned where the connecting lines most closely resemble the amount of times they have been shipped. Where all else fails, users have been positioned closer to the center if they have been shipped more, further back if less.

Users have been connected with common shipping pairs as much as possible though this was not possible in many cases and liberties were taken.

CRAP man, that took some work. I’m not a shipper, and I’m no brony…but dang, I got nothing but respect for this.

Also, typo or not, “supersmack” is my next username.

May 25, 2012 at 01:49PM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

That shipping chart that Zarathh posted gave me an idea:

The above includes nearly everyone who has been shipped since this thread began. Each user has been positioned where the connecting lines most closely resemble the amount of times they have been shipped. Where all else fails, users have been positioned closer to the center if they have been shipped more, further back if less.

Users have been connected with common shipping pairs as much as possible though this was not possible in many cases and liberties were taken.

mfw you made me Applejack… I came. And I’m a girl. Nothing wrong there, and there doesnt seem to be anything wrong with that. This mustve taken you ages to complete. Nice job BSoD.

May 25, 2012 at 03:05PM EDT
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professorcheese wrote:

mfw you made me Applejack… I came. And I’m a girl. Nothing wrong there, and there doesnt seem to be anything wrong with that. This mustve taken you ages to complete. Nice job BSoD.

It is a scientific fact that unless proven otherwise every person on the internet is a man.

May 25, 2012 at 03:07PM EDT

PART 3

Ric and Randoman ran as fast as they could, sweating and panting, looking behind them only to see the two that wish to cause them bodily harm. They crashed through bushes and they jumped over them as well. Eventually Randoman couldn’t run any more and started to slow down.

“Random, you can’t stop now we gotta keep running!”

“No i can’t keep…going i feel like I’m gonna pass out…

(Randoman fell on the muddy ground to his knee’s, panting and sweating)

“Ric you need to go…”

“I’m staying here, I’m not going without you!”

“No, you’ve taken enough abuse from them! It’s time i take one for the team.”

“No random please don’t-”

JUST RUN RIC, GET OUT OF HERE

(Ric saw their attackers off in the distance smiling and laughing, there clothes were torn from all the bushes and trees they ran past and over. Katia didn’t even have a shirt on and Seals pants were gone. The second Ric saw them he shed a single tear, kissed Randoman on the forehead and ran away as fast as he could.)

“Why hello little rabbit.” Said the Giant cat.

“Your lookin awfully tasty.” Said the pantsless spy

(Randoman looked up at them in horror and closed his eyes and thought in his head “Just imagine it’s not happening…maybe you’ll be fine.” Seal then started groping Randoman and nibbled on his ear as katia started licking his chest. Randoman resisted but he was no match for both of their strength. He gave in to there forces and continued to let them have it their way. Katia kept licking as Seal kept nibbling. Eventually she got down to his stomach then she went further down south and and began to “pleasure” the rabbit and seal began to rub the rabbits chest. Random felt a long finger go run down his back slowly and eventually it found a way inside a place where the sun don’t shine. After about 30 minutes of this they decided to let Random go. Random, molested, violated and felt up wandered off into the forest trying to forget what just happened.

You should watch your back Ric because you’ll never know when ill be riding it.

May 25, 2012 at 03:33PM EDT

Zarathh wrote:

May 25, 2012 at 03:46PM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

It is a scientific fact that unless proven otherwise every person on the internet is a man.

Proof eh? I got nothin’…

May 25, 2012 at 04:57PM EDT
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Ashbot wrote:


My only complaint is I am not shipped with anyone in this.

There’s a line between you and Braeburn, or Patrick in this case. The bigger version should make it easier to see.


@Cheese Stick

He’s indirectly saying he wants you to post a pic.

Last edited May 25, 2012 at 06:36PM EDT
May 25, 2012 at 06:33PM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

That shipping chart that Zarathh posted gave me an idea:

The above includes nearly everyone who has been shipped since this thread began. Each user has been positioned where the connecting lines most closely resemble the amount of times they have been shipped. Where all else fails, users have been positioned closer to the center if they have been shipped more, further back if less.

Users have been connected with common shipping pairs as much as possible though this was not possible in many cases and liberties were taken.

>Implying 404 has a weird obsession with me.
>MFW

(Ucwatididthar?)

@Seal
You do realize I am a Pegasus and the only reason why my wings are not showing is because they are folded INSIDE my exoskeleton as a drawback? I can turn my suit off to fold up into my back plate then fly off.

Last edited May 25, 2012 at 06:54PM EDT
May 25, 2012 at 06:46PM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

That shipping chart that Zarathh posted gave me an idea:

The above includes nearly everyone who has been shipped since this thread began. Each user has been positioned where the connecting lines most closely resemble the amount of times they have been shipped. Where all else fails, users have been positioned closer to the center if they have been shipped more, further back if less.

Users have been connected with common shipping pairs as much as possible though this was not possible in many cases and liberties were taken.

MFW Scootaloo

May 25, 2012 at 06:54PM EDT
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Ric Tesla wrote:

>Implying 404 has a weird obsession with me.
>MFW

(Ucwatididthar?)

@Seal
You do realize I am a Pegasus and the only reason why my wings are not showing is because they are folded INSIDE my exoskeleton as a drawback? I can turn my suit off to fold up into my back plate then fly off.

I’ve known that for a while Ric. That funny part is if you would Have just been smart enough to take it off then you could just fly away and nothing bad would have happened.

Silly Ric.

May 25, 2012 at 07:08PM EDT

Natsuru Springfield wrote:

From left to right: Negi, Me, Random Man, Seal Clubba.

May 25, 2012 at 08:29PM EDT
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Hey guys, I’m revising that chart I made. I removed duplicate names and added Passage.

Still looking for anyone I missed.

I removed “karma” even though Kalmo was in fact shipped with Karma on this thread.

Katia was shipped heavily with the shipping thread itself so “shipping thread” remains where it is. Likewise Joshua was mass shipped by the entire shipping thread at one point so that’s another reason to leave “shipping thread”

I need a KYM equivalent of the Octavia-Scratch shipping pair. Who here has been shipped together between each other a lot? Alejandro and Pan have not been shipped together that often so I moved them from that spot


For those wondering how hard it was to make:

I built the chart by going through the shipping thread page by page and noting who gets shipped to who, then find a shipping line on the chart that represents the closet possible approximation of how often each user gets shipped.

That’s why Ric is Rainbow Dash, he’s been shipped with everybody.

Note: The chart isn’t really saying you are like your assigned character in any way. I’m just borrowing the shipping lines.

Note again: I may have also inadvertently created some ships in the chart too. Hehehehe

Last edited May 26, 2012 at 01:54AM EDT
May 26, 2012 at 01:50AM EDT
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@Blue Screen

You already noticed Gamzee and Slendy being the same, but Dark Derpy and SecretAgentBro are also some of his dupes.

As for Tavi/Scratch. I don’t really know a pairing that doesn’t have a good spot already. I don’t see Liche however in the chart, perhaps he works with another person. Well, you still have him listed as Gespenst in the outer ring, but I think he deserves a better spot knowing his history here.

Last edited May 26, 2012 at 07:51AM EDT
May 26, 2012 at 07:43AM EDT
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I’ve just realized that Thomas Nair is a rock.

Good show, BSoD.

May 26, 2012 at 08:00AM EDT
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“Why are we here, Ice?” Eightball asked, his eyes wandering about the room. “I’m bored.” Iced Hot Chocolate turned back and looked at his ‘friend,’ smiling slyly before speaking.

“Well, Eightball, this is my home. I’ve been rather lonely of late, and wanted some company. I’m sure you’ll oblige. Excuse me, I’m going to make some dinner.” Iced Hot Chocolate walked off towards what was presumably the kitchen, from whence intriguing smells emanated. It was certainly no spice Eightball had ever encountered before. Just what did he have in there, anyway? Out of courtesy, Eightball decided not to look. You don’t interrupt a man when he’s cooking, that’s a private affair.

Eightball looked around him, taking in the piles of torn newspapers, clippings pinned to the walls. All about kidnappings and bodies being found… he figured Iced Hot Chocolate must be some sort of vigilante. That would be cool. Yeah. Iced Hot Chocolate walked back into the room, carrying a tray with two large mugs on it.

“Drink up,” he said, grinning evilly. “You’ll need your strength.” Eightball unthinkingly grabbed a mug and downed its contents, a foul liquid that burned his throat and tore at his consciousness. It wasn’t long before he fell to the ground, barely able to keep his eyes open as Iced Hot Chocolate walked slowly towards him. And then he slept.

(Yes I know it’s horrible shut up.)

May 26, 2012 at 08:54AM EDT
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Passage wrote:

“Why are we here, Ice?” Eightball asked, his eyes wandering about the room. “I’m bored.” Iced Hot Chocolate turned back and looked at his ‘friend,’ smiling slyly before speaking.

“Well, Eightball, this is my home. I’ve been rather lonely of late, and wanted some company. I’m sure you’ll oblige. Excuse me, I’m going to make some dinner.” Iced Hot Chocolate walked off towards what was presumably the kitchen, from whence intriguing smells emanated. It was certainly no spice Eightball had ever encountered before. Just what did he have in there, anyway? Out of courtesy, Eightball decided not to look. You don’t interrupt a man when he’s cooking, that’s a private affair.

Eightball looked around him, taking in the piles of torn newspapers, clippings pinned to the walls. All about kidnappings and bodies being found… he figured Iced Hot Chocolate must be some sort of vigilante. That would be cool. Yeah. Iced Hot Chocolate walked back into the room, carrying a tray with two large mugs on it.

“Drink up,” he said, grinning evilly. “You’ll need your strength.” Eightball unthinkingly grabbed a mug and downed its contents, a foul liquid that burned his throat and tore at his consciousness. It wasn’t long before he fell to the ground, barely able to keep his eyes open as Iced Hot Chocolate walked slowly towards him. And then he slept.

(Yes I know it’s horrible shut up.)


May 26, 2012 at 08:52PM EDT

Zarathh wrote:

Looks like Ric’s gonna get it tonight.

Why wasn’t I the creeper.
D:

May 26, 2012 at 10:53PM EDT
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Phew. I finally got my netbook from my Dad’s house. Now I can ship some booty in peace.

You’re all warned…

May 27, 2012 at 01:25PM EDT
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FINAL PART MOTHER FUCKERS.

Ric was running for a good 40 minutes. He was breathing heavily his legs felt like jelly and his hooves felt like he just got done river dancing on a stream on the side of a mountain and he felt like he was gonna pass out at any given moment. Ric stopped at a near by tree to catch his breath and suddenly he saw something move. He panicked. He didn’t know what it was but he saw it move in the bushes. He slowly trotted to the moving bushes taking each step as if it were his last. He then found himself right in front of the bush ready to open it up. And as he did he felt relieved.
He saw Randoman right in front of his cold tired hungry and violated. Ric then picked up his rabbit lover and gave him a big hug. But high in the tree’s Katia was lurking, watching them waiting to strike.

“Oh Random I’m so happy to see you!”

Randoman hugged Ric and said “Ric I’m so glad to see you too! They did horrible things to me Ric! They were just awful those two!”

“Oh tell me about it. Those two will do anything just to please their sick sexual desires.”

“Yeah but what they did to me…isn’t anything nearly as bad as what their gonna do to you right now”

“Yeah…wait…what?”

Ric looked at Randoman in confusion and looked into his blue eyes for a second but then the rabbit was gone and his hooves were wrapped around Seal Clubba.

“What the hell?!” Ric said in confusion

“Katia, Now!” Yelled Seal at the top of his lungs.

Katia then jumped from the tree’s right behind Ric and She grabbed Ric restraining him.

“I don’t understand….How-

“Their called disguise kits Ric. Every spy was given one before they go out into the field and start killing people. Now..why don’t we get things started?”

Katia and Seal then switched places when the had bound Ric. Seal had pulled out a stool that he was keeping in a push and Katia started to take off her clothes. Katia ran her long furry paws down Ric’s body and she looked down. “Oh seems like someones getting a little excited.”

Seal then started taking off his clothes and said “My body is ready although Ric’s probably isn’t.”

The both of them laughed for a brief moment then they stopped. Looking very serious and tense.

Katia started passionately licking Rics Green cybernetic horse body slowly working her way down as seal started grab Ric and “Ride” Him. They started out slow but then they went faster and faster and faster and faster and faster. Eventually Katia found herself between Ric’s legs and she started to what she wanted to do in the first place. All of them were sweating panting and tired. Eventually They couldn’t keep going after an hour and they let Ric go. The couple they layed down in the grass panting and looking at each other as the Green colt wandered off into the forest violated, looking for his lover Randoman.

Finally. That took me a while to type out. My fingers are sore and now I’m bored but at least I’m done now.

May 27, 2012 at 05:59PM EDT

Gamzee wrote:


That fucking horse head….

May 27, 2012 at 09:16PM EDT

Ric Tesla wrote:

I don’t like this feel though…

May 27, 2012 at 09:42PM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

I don’t like this feel though…

Last edited May 27, 2012 at 10:05PM EDT
May 27, 2012 at 09:57PM EDT

professorcheese wrote:

eat me Gamzee…. so hard…

This guy gets it.

May 27, 2012 at 10:26PM EDT

Gamzee wrote:

This guy gets it.

So now Rics a giant dick now? Neat o.

May 27, 2012 at 11:54PM EDT

professorcheese wrote:

Nice.

May 28, 2012 at 03:20AM EDT

OOPS I ACCIDENTALLY ANIME

Am I still the lazy guy

Can Mexican have an affair with Katia now

May 28, 2012 at 03:54AM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

That shipping chart that Zarathh posted gave me an idea:

The above includes nearly everyone who has been shipped since this thread began. Each user has been positioned where the connecting lines most closely resemble the amount of times they have been shipped. Where all else fails, users have been positioned closer to the center if they have been shipped more, further back if less.

Users have been connected with common shipping pairs as much as possible though this was not possible in many cases and liberties were taken.


……
………….
You forgot me.

Oh, right, that’s because I left! XP
……………
On that note, I’m back.
[silence]
I really, really, need a theme song.

May 28, 2012 at 04:10AM EDT
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