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[NSFW] The ULTIMATE KYM Shipping Thread! The Prequel

Last posted Jul 25, 2014 at 07:30AM EDT. Added Jan 16, 2012 at 08:04PM EST
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GIANTDAD wrote:

Oh he mad…

backhands John Eggbeater into the wall
YA DAMN RIGHT I’M FUCKING ANGRY !!!

Jun 12, 2012 at 07:42PM EDT

SubjectNumber32 wrote:

backhands John Eggbeater into the wall
YA DAMN RIGHT I’M FUCKING ANGRY !!!

You did not just backhand the almighty eggbeater!

Im Fleece
Your Chris
The little boy is Gamzee

Jun 12, 2012 at 07:43PM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

You did not just backhand the almighty eggbeater!

Im Fleece
Your Chris
The little boy is Gamzee

“The easy way, or the hard way” how about neither pulls out a gun

Jun 12, 2012 at 07:56PM EDT

SubjectNumber32 wrote:

“The easy way, or the hard way” how about neither pulls out a gun

GET THAT GAY SHIT OUTTA HERE.

Smacks gun out of subjexts hands

Your coming with me.

Teleports to a prison shower.

I’m the “Health inspector”
Your TOm.

Jun 12, 2012 at 08:07PM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

GET THAT GAY SHIT OUTTA HERE.

Smacks gun out of subjexts hands

Your coming with me.

Teleports to a prison shower.

I’m the “Health inspector”
Your TOm.

wakes up
AH FUCK !!!
Mother of god, good thing that was just a dream. 0_0

Jun 12, 2012 at 08:14PM EDT

SubjectNumber32 wrote:

wakes up
AH FUCK !!!
Mother of god, good thing that was just a dream. 0_0

Lying next to you
No it wasn’t

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Jun 12, 2012 at 08:17PM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

Lying next to you
No it wasn’t

AH !
gets out a shotgun and shoots John Eggbeater in the face

Jun 12, 2012 at 08:22PM EDT

SubjectNumber32 wrote:

AH !
gets out a shotgun and shoots John Eggbeater in the face

Your gonna have to try harder than that to take us down.

Jun 12, 2012 at 08:24PM EDT

Ya missed me Subject.
Now John! Help me!

Jun 12, 2012 at 08:28PM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

Ya missed me Subject.
Now John! Help me!

NOPE
puts on a jet pack & helmet then throws a smoke bomb on the ground and flies out the window

Jun 12, 2012 at 08:31PM EDT

Quick other John!
Fuse with me to make Super John

Jun 12, 2012 at 08:34PM EDT

SubjectNumber32 wrote:

NOPE
puts on a jet pack & helmet then throws a smoke bomb on the ground and flies out the window

You can’t escape from us.

GRabs the other John

Alright john, this is shipping technique #37 we’ve been over this.

Grabs Johns legs and spins around

Get ready….

Tosses John out the window in the direction of Subject, other John then grabs hold of subjects legs.

Jun 12, 2012 at 08:37PM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

You can’t escape from us.

GRabs the other John

Alright john, this is shipping technique #37 we’ve been over this.

Grabs Johns legs and spins around

Get ready….

Tosses John out the window in the direction of Subject, other John then grabs hold of subjects legs.

MYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jun 12, 2012 at 08:45PM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

MYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUS RO DAH !!!
(that should keep them away)

Jun 12, 2012 at 08:47PM EDT

SubjectNumber32 wrote:

FUS RO DAH !!!
(that should keep them away)

I expected you to say optic blast.

Jun 12, 2012 at 08:48PM EDT

SubjectNumber32 wrote:

FUS RO DAH !!!
(that should keep them away)

John then jumps out the window and catches other John and lands safely. John then pulls out a gun from his back pocket along with the wrinkle fucker.

lets hope this works…

He then shoots the jet pack and it crashes into the ground.

Jun 12, 2012 at 08:52PM EDT

CaptainLuigi wrote:

More fresh meat ladies and gentlemen.

Jun 12, 2012 at 09:39PM EDT

Suiseiseki     wrote:

Hides behind Suiseiseki

Jun 12, 2012 at 10:11PM EDT

SubjectNumber32 wrote:

Hides behind Suiseiseki

You do realize that he is a inside man right? He’s going to rape you…

Jun 12, 2012 at 10:15PM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

You do realize that he is a inside man right? He’s going to rape you…

>Implying he isn’t aiming for that.

Jun 12, 2012 at 10:25PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

>Implying he isn’t aiming for that.

>Implying that your implying something that your implying about

Jun 12, 2012 at 10:27PM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

>Implying that your implying something that your implying about

I REGRET NOTHING

Jun 13, 2012 at 06:24AM EDT

SubjectNumber32 wrote:

I REGRET NOTHING

Oh well if it isn’t subject…your lookin mighty tasty….

Jun 13, 2012 at 09:04AM EDT

[Insert lazy shippers]

Oh wait you’re all already here.

Jun 13, 2012 at 01:42PM EDT

Gamzee wrote:

[Insert lazy shippers]

Oh wait you’re all already here.

Fuck you. I ran out of estrogen.

Jun 13, 2012 at 04:11PM EDT

Shippin thread, huh?

Looks interesting.

edit: damn, in my attempt to find any suitable, related pics. I’ve searched “sexy cameraman” and other things. Internet history looks fuckin amazing now.

Last edited Jun 13, 2012 at 04:42PM EDT
Jun 13, 2012 at 04:40PM EDT

Suiseiseki     wrote:

D-damn it SubjectNumber32!

I told you to be careful.

I-idiot, what do I do now?

Oh, crap, I’m sorry, it’s my fault about that hardcore ship I posted earlier, oh crap!

I’m pretty sure you can figure out that I’m joking.

Jun 13, 2012 at 04:44PM EDT
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Suiseiseki     wrote:

D-damn it SubjectNumber32!

I told you to be careful.

I-idiot, what do I do now?

i’m sorry. ;_;

Jun 13, 2012 at 04:45PM EDT

Suiseiseki     wrote:

D-damn it SubjectNumber32!

I told you to be careful.

I-idiot, what do I do now?

Quick! Get Captain Falcon in here! He can help!

Jun 13, 2012 at 04:55PM EDT
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Suiseiseki     wrote:

D-damn it SubjectNumber32!

I told you to be careful.

I-idiot, what do I do now?


Did…Did I miss something?

Jun 13, 2012 at 05:38PM EDT


I’ve been away from the shipping thread for a while, now I come back to this? ಠ_ಠ What has happened?

Jun 13, 2012 at 05:43PM EDT
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Name the users that got pregnant or had childbirth from this thread…

Jun 13, 2012 at 05:44PM EDT
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Suiseiseki     wrote:

D-damn it SubjectNumber32!

I told you to be careful.

I-idiot, what do I do now?

I have seen this coming from a mile away too.

Jun 13, 2012 at 05:46PM EDT
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Well. i’m outta here. Come on Suiseiseki, lets go.

Jun 13, 2012 at 06:13PM EDT

Oh. This is what happens when I leave for two pages.
That’s very nice.
Seriously though guise, how do I caption GIF thing-mo-boobli-doopadees.
I don’t wanna resort to writing what the ship is before posting the actual image man
Never gonna stoop that low

Jun 14, 2012 at 04:19AM EDT
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Suiseiseki     wrote:

D-damn it SubjectNumber32!

I told you to be careful.

I-idiot, what do I do now?

Sui is preggers? gimme a sec and Ill fix that riiiiiiight up…

Now, do you want the scar on the left, or the right?

Jun 14, 2012 at 08:40AM EDT
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Ann Hiro wrote:

Name the users that got pregnant or had childbirth from this thread…

  • Suiseiseki: Pregnant -> Father = SubjectNumber32 (Fetus my become victim to cannibalism, so put a wait on this one)
  • ANN HIRO: Given Birth -> Father = Unknown (DNA tests have ruled out some users)
  • Natsuru: Given Birth -> Father = Unknown (DNA tests have ruled out some users, while multiple others constantly claim it theirs)
  • Ric Tesla: Given Birth to mutated triplets -> Father = Slendy
Last edited Jun 14, 2012 at 09:11AM EDT
Jun 14, 2012 at 08:43AM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

  • Suiseiseki: Pregnant -> Father = SubjectNumber32 (Fetus my become victim to cannibalism, so put a wait on this one)
  • ANN HIRO: Given Birth -> Father = Unknown (DNA tests have ruled out some users)
  • Natsuru: Given Birth -> Father = Unknown (DNA tests have ruled out some users, while multiple others constantly claim it theirs)
  • Ric Tesla: Given Birth to mutated triplets -> Father = Slendy

I don’t remember that last part happening at all….

Was I knocked out during this scenario?

Last edited Jun 14, 2012 at 08:48AM EDT
Jun 14, 2012 at 08:48AM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

  • Suiseiseki: Pregnant -> Father = SubjectNumber32 (Fetus my become victim to cannibalism, so put a wait on this one)
  • ANN HIRO: Given Birth -> Father = Unknown (DNA tests have ruled out some users)
  • Natsuru: Given Birth -> Father = Unknown (DNA tests have ruled out some users, while multiple others constantly claim it theirs)
  • Ric Tesla: Given Birth to mutated triplets -> Father = Slendy

If Suiseiseki is okay with me cutting her open and eating her fetus, put her on the “maybe” list

Jun 14, 2012 at 09:00AM EDT
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Calkarot wrote:

Sui is preggers? gimme a sec and Ill fix that riiiiiiight up…

Now, do you want the scar on the left, or the right?

What if she wants to keep the baby? I’d keep the baby…

Jun 14, 2012 at 09:12AM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

What if she wants to keep the baby? I’d keep the baby…

If it were my baby i would keep the baby for the sake of potentially having a baby with eye lasers. But if she wants me to cut it out, that means i get a free fetus sammich

Jun 14, 2012 at 09:19AM EDT
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Calkarot wrote:

If it were my baby i would keep the baby for the sake of potentially having a baby with eye lasers. But if she wants me to cut it out, that means i get a free fetus sammich

Fair enough. But don’t worry Suiseiseki!

Jun 14, 2012 at 09:21AM EDT

GIANTDAD wrote:

Fair enough. But don’t worry Suiseiseki!

Ill get the the mustard, salad and bread.

Jun 14, 2012 at 09:28AM EDT
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