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Just continuing the song shuffle game. Basically, you get out anything that can shuffle songs for you, select a song, then skip to the next song to answer each question. You then type what you think the song means in terms of answering the question. You can type certain lyrics from whatever song answered the respective question as well. Oh, and if you so desire, you can go through the questions again (however many times you want), but please do not do so too often or it may be considered flooding. The unedited questions are below:

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
2. Will I have a happy life?
3. What do my friends really think of me?
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
5. How can I make myself happy?
6. What should I do with my life?
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
9. Will I have (more) children?
10. Will I die happy?
11. Can you give me some advice?
12. What do you think happiness is?
13. What’s my favourite fetish?
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

My answers:

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
Song: Corneria from Super Smash Bros Brawl
Epic song. I guess that means I'm epic.
2. Will I have a happy life?
Song: Green Brinstar from Super Metroid
It's a nice song, so I guess that's a yes.
3. What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Falconmon by Smosh
Hell yeah!
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Saria's Song from Super Smash Bros Melee
Since Saria was (probably) in love with Link for the entirety of Ocarina of Time, I'll take that as a yes.
5. How can I make myself happy?
Song: Chris R. Battle Theme from The Room Tribute
I love fighting, so this works out well for me.
6. What should I do with my life?
Song: Megaman 2 with lyrics by BrentalFloss
Er…kill Dr. Wily?
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Song: Aria de Mezzo Carattere from Final Fantasy VI
It must be because of wars and not being able to see your loved ones, judging from the events that take place during the opera where this song was performed.
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Bombward, another "Gentle Breeze" remix featuring Morshu's MMMMM.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
9. Will I have (more) children?
Song: Skipping in the No Standing Zone from Reimagine :the game:
Well, it's either a yes because the song is pretty up-tempo or a no because it has "No" in the name.
10. Will I die happy?
Song: Every Planet We Reach Is Dead by Gorillaz
I can't tell.
11. Can you give me some advice?
Song: Zone 2 Act 2 from Sonic Advance 3
I think it's saying to just be happy and have fun.
12. What do you think happiness is?
Song: Legend Born from Pokemon White
I guess this means that happiness is a giant monster overflowing with electricity while an epic song plays.
13. What’s my favorite fetish?
Song: Doga and Unne's Mansion from Final Fantasy III DS
Nice theme and all, but it doesn't even begin to suggest any thought of paizuri.
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
Song: Fire Coming Out of a Monkey's Head by Gorillaz
I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Song: Doncamatic by Gorillaz
I can't tell. I guess the world may never know.

Most of them didn't make sense, except…

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

Song: 19-2000

But is it 19…or 2000? Or is it between 19 and 2000? But imagine if the song had been 19-2000 Soulchild Remix! Then what would we do?

I think that turned out pretty well, actually.

Nice, you ought to make a topic for that game!

Grooveshark really really hates me.

Alright, now let's shuffle all of the Gorillaz songs we have and use them.

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
Song: Last Living Souls
Does that mean that my computer is alive? And that it and I are the only living souls?
2. Will I have a happy life?
Song: Fire Coming Out of a Monkey's Head
Taking that as a no.
3. What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Every Planet We Reach Is Dead
So then…I'm dead to my friends?
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Clint Eastwood
I guess my computer isn't happy about answering this question, but at least it's feeling glad.
5. How can I make myself happy?
Song: Superfast Jellyfish
By eating a hot, home-cooked breakfast? Genius!
6. What should I do with my life?
Song: DARE
(Part of the lyrics)
You've got to press it on you
You just think it, that's what you do, baby
Hold it down, DARE
Jump with them all and move it
Jump back and forth, and feel like you were there yourself, work it out.
(This is actually perfect. Wait, does this mean I should have lots of sex?)
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Song: Sound Check
Because of gravity?
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Dirty Harry
There are a few things that this song suggests, I can't figure out which would answer the question.
9. Will I have (more) children?
Song: Detroit
No lyrics to this one, so I have no idea.
10. Will I die happy?
Song: Pirate Jet
Well, it sounds like my death will be good news, so…I guess that's a no.
11. Can you give me some advice?
Song: Left Hand Suzuki Method
Use the method in question, perhaps?
12. What do you think happiness is?
Song: Rhinestone Eyes
Happiness is listening to this song.
13. What’s my favourite fetish?
Song: Revolving Doors
Not even close to paizuri.
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
Song: Feel Good Inc
That's…actually fine.
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Song: 19-2000 Soulchild Remix
I FUCKING KNEW IT!

Okay I have to try this, but since I'll be asking Winamp, I have feeling this may end up making no sense whatsoever

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?

Default (Mat Zo)
Does this mean Winamp has a very standardized opinion of me?

2. Will I have a happy life?

Crush (Pendulum)
That does not sound good.

3. What do my friends really think of me?

Ascender (DJ Hidden)
Sooooo…do they think highly of me? Is that the deal here?

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Deeper Stories (State of Mind)
Is this some sort of hidden implication? What's your angle here Winamp? Is there something you are not telling me?

5. How can I make myself happy?

The Human Spirit (Unknown artist)
Hmmm…I guess that makes sense in a very deep thinking kind of way.

6. What should I do with my life?

B'Negative (Black Sun Empire)
But…I like being an optimist!

7. Why must life be so full of pain?

Exumed (Hallucinator)
Well digging up corpses does tend to displease people…

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?

The Devils Instant (DJ Hidden)
Well that's just great, I have to sell my soul to the Devil for any hope of better sexual performance? You know what, go screw yourself Winamp. Seriously.

9. Will I have (more) children?

Positron (Disturbia)
So that's a positive? A yes? hmm…better start planning for a family then.

10. Will I die happy?

Defined (Mat Zo)
Is that a 'definitely' then? I'm going to pretend it is.

11. Can you give me some advice?

The Island PtII (Pendulum)
But I already am on an Island.

12. What do you think happiness is?

Red Alert (Neutral Point)
So that's why I enjoyed the C&C Red Alert so much…it all makes sense now.

13. What’s my favourite fetish?

Why (Lolo)
I'm guessing this is Winamp asking my why I would ask it such a question.

14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?

Lysergique (Hallucinator)
What?

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

Cosmos (Telemetrik)
I have no idea what this means.

My god…you posted just as I clicked a link to a YouTube video with the blue screen of death in it! IT WAS FATE! No, screw fate! IT WAS…THE GLITTER FREEZE!

Okay Winamp,let's see what you got…

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
Goreshit – annual hair wash
…not sure what that's supposed to mean…

2. Will I have a happy life?
The Chemical Brothers – Galvanize
Okay,got it…I guess…

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Pendulum – Slam
Dammit Winamp, stop being so cryptic…
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
System of a Down – Bounce
I don't fuckin' get it.

5. How can I make myself happy?
DJ Paul Elstak – Love U more
Okay…Gonna try that…

6. What should I do with my life?
Jon Lajoie – I kill people
I have a bad feeling about this actually,but okay…

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
K.I.Z – Heiraten
That's a german and very ironic song about marriages. Hah!

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Santigold – Lights out
Oh man, I really lol'd!

9. Will I have (more) children?
Kool Savas – Holiday Hoe
Uhm…is that a "Yes"?

10. Will I die happy?
Relic – Pump up the Volume
I believe that this is a "Yes".

11. Can you give me some advice?
The Tamperer feat. Maya – Feel it
Great advice, thanks.

12. What do you think happiness is?
Cee-Lo Green – Fuck you
…

13. What’s my favourite fetish?
Eminem feat. Lil Wayne – No Love
Seems legit.

14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
N.E.R.D – Lapdance
…That's…

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
DJ Diggity – Tetris 2000
There we go: 2000!

Well,that was pretty enigmatic, if you ask me…

Come on, people, more Gorillaz songs!