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Very simple game. I'll name three women and you have to decide which one you'd fuck, which one you'd kill and which one you'd marry. Then you pick three new women for the next person.

Rosie O'Donnell
Ellen Degeneress
Martha Stewart

Have fun!

Kill, Marry, then fuck them all.

In that order.

What the Hell does f**** stand for.

Maybe we should just choose KYM members.

Olivia
Taryn
Philip

My bad. One to many asterisks… smartass

Can none be a choice?
I would really like it if none were a choice.

Bacon.
Baloney.
Hush puppies.

I'd fuck the bacon, marry the hush puppies, and eat the baloney.

Survivor man
Bear grylls
the two guys from dual survival

Fuck the two dudes from dual survival (MORE LIKE DP SURVIVAL)
Kill survivor man
Marry Bear Grylls, learn to cook with urine and take lots of golden showers

Apu, Moe, or Barney

Fuck Barney cause neither of us should remember it.
Kill Apu for lulz
Marry Moe for unlimited alcohol.

Honey Badger, Giant Japanese Wasps, Slender Loris.

kill wasps
fuck badger
marry slender

anus, dick, vagina

Fuck Olivia. Her thousands of penises would be ever so soothing.

Kill Taryn, obviously.

Marry Phil; for some reason, I think it could work out.

The shipping thread is gonna have a field day with this.

No one possible thought of that till you said that…good god.

Kill the Anus, fuck the dick, marry the vagina.

Gamzee
Goku
T-Rex

kill goku
fuck t-rex
marry Gamzee

old spice guy
leeroy jenkins
the most interesting man in the world

@just a guy: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU KILL GOKU?

anywyays, kill the old spice guy, fuck the most interesting man in the world, and marry leeroy jenkins

Chuck Norris
Eminem
Mr. T

Fuck the old spice guy
Marry the most interesting man in the world
kill leery jenkins

Gambit, puss in boots, hugh grant

Kill Eminem
Fuck Mr. T (my buttocks… my poor buttocks)
Marry Chuck Norris

Now, consider the following;
Your Dick
Your Penis
Your Wang

I would penis my fuck
Wang my kill
And dick my marry

Twinkies, Doritos, Pop-tarts.

fuck a Twinkie
marry a dorito
kill pop-tarts.
.
Kalmo
Witchybr0
and
me

I'd fuck you silly
Marry Kalmo
and chop of Witchybr0s body and just leave the dick. killing him in the process of course.

@Gamzee

Marry Kalmo
Kill Witchy
Make sweet tender love to you

[edit]

Haha, Ninja'd by dac with the exact same response!

Link, Oprah Winfrey, Duke Nukem

kill Oprah Winfrey
fuck link
marry Duke Nukem

rocky balboa
giant spider
awesome face

KYM:

Kill Spambot
Marry Natsuru
Fuck Gamzee

OP:
Fuck Ellen Degeneress {Then kill her}
Marry Martha Stewart {Keep her alive in the kitchen}
Kill Rosie O'Donnell {Then kill her again, just to be sure}

Random:

Fuck a giant fish
Marry Deborah
Kill my balls

Perverted minds think alike!

I would marry oprah for the money
Fuck link because he kind of looks like keira knightley ( flat chested girl)
Kill Duke Nukem for that turd of a game that just came out, also so I can say I killed Duke Nukem
Kirby, Christian bale, your mom

I'd marry Kirby, Kill Christian Bale, and Fuck your mom.

Karkat, John, Terezi

Edit: Also I feel very flattered that you two would like to marry me ;D <333

I would Fuck john, marry karkat, and kill terezi.
dont ask.

People want to Marry Kalmo and kill me.
There is no image or collection of words* to express how much this pisses me off. The blood from the exposed sinews of my clenched fists streams down and sizzles on the remains of the glass and razor blades I ground my teeth on. My eyes have disintegrated from the complete evil of the words I have burned unto my mind, and only by reaching out with tendrils of fury can I detect the stench of you cretins and worms.

*I lied.

please explain.

also, bAcK oFf KaRkAt hE's MoThErFuCkInG mInE.

Fine, Fine. I'll fuck you too before I cut off your body and just leave the dick. killing you in the process of course.

alright,
Cthulhu
the devil
the painter from castle crashers

David Tennant
Matt Smith
Benedict Cumberbatch

The first two are the 10th and 11th Doctors respectively, and the latter is Sherlock Holmes. Google them.

@ fridge: do mine first.
dont be a pussy

Fuck the devil (it'd be hot! Badumtss!)
Marry the painter! (I'm drawn to him!)
Kill cthulhu (I dunno his eye drops good loot)
I didn't suggest any so the next person does fridge logics and chooses new ones.

ideas for the shipping thread are being made

Fuck the Cthulhu
Marry the painter, so I could have him paint me all kinds of bitches for me to fuck. and pinkie pie( not to fuck)
Kill the motherfucking devil

Cthulhu
the devil
the painter from castle crashers

This is a tough one.

I'd kill the devil. No way around that one.
I'd fuck the painter so long as I get to be on top. That would probably be a less fatal experience than doing Cthulu
This leaves me with marrying Cthulu, but I'll just sign up for a divorce

Okay, how about Yugi Moto, Seto Kaiba and Marik Ishtar?

I'd fuck Seto
kill yogi Moto
and marry Marik

Ray-mundo, Stu pickles, and Fred flinstone

I'm surprised you didn't want to marry Seto, he's rich you know. That would leave you with mounting Marik but at least he has looks.

Kill fred
Marry Stu
Bone Ray-Mundo

A sheep, Rick Perry, a blow-up love doll.

Kill blow up doll.
Marry the sheep.
and fuck Rick Perry.
You didn't expect that did you? (Besides I like to joke with people. :P)
Cyber demon, zombie boomer, and a head crab.

kill the boomer,
marry the cyberdemon,
f**k the headcrab.

Johnny Knoxville, Gordon Ramsey, Cesar Milan

Actually I put those options up specifically make someone marry a sheep. Although I expected you to kill Rick and sex up the doll.

Kill Boomer
Marry Cyber demon
Sexy time with head crab

And then BSoD was a zombie

[edit]

It happened again! While I was thinking of options, someone ninja's me with my exact same answer!

To answer Douglas

Fuck John
Marry Ramsey
Kill the other guy

Sarah Kerrigan, The Swamp Monster, Bearsharktopus

Id fuck Sarah
Marry Bearsharktopus
Kill the Swamp Monster

George Bush, George Bush senior, Bill Clinton

Id fuck Sarah

Don't forget the condoms. I hear Zerg infestation can be sexually transmitted

Sex up Clinton (I hear he's good at that)
Marry Bush Sr.
Kill Bush Jr.

Starfox, Mario, Kirby

I would Fuck kirby big time
Marry starfox
and kill mario

Pinkie pie, Derek Zoolander, and Micheal Jordon

Marry Pinkie Pie (think of the parties we would have together)
Kill Zoolander
Sexy up Jordon

Gee, why do I always end up shagging guys?

Gordon Frohman, John Freeman, Dr Hax

Kill John Freeman
Marry Doc Hax
Fuck Gordon Frohman
__________________________________________________________________________________
Now its your time

Callista Gingrich

Gamzee Makara
Jeff the Killer

I Gave you the best choice didn't i?I am such a good person

F*** Gingrich
Marry Gamzee
Kill Jeff

How about…
Kip (from Napoleon Dynamite)
Clay Aiken
Squidward

Fuck Taryn
Kill Philip
Marry Olivia

Making the most logical choices