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f**** one, kill one, marry one

Last posted Jan 28, 2012 at 07:08PM EST. Added Jan 23, 2012 at 07:06PM EST
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Very simple game. I’ll name three women and you have to decide which one you’d fuck, which one you’d kill and which one you’d marry. Then you pick three new women for the next person.

Rosie O’Donnell
Ellen Degeneress
Martha Stewart

Have fun!

Jan 23, 2012 at 07:06PM EST
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Kill, Marry, then fuck them all.

In that order.

Jan 23, 2012 at 07:10PM EST
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Maybe we should just choose KYM members.

Olivia
Taryn
Philip

Last edited Jan 23, 2012 at 07:13PM EST
Jan 23, 2012 at 07:12PM EST
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CitationNeeded wrote:

What the Hell does f**** stand for.

My bad. One to many asterisks… smartass

Jan 23, 2012 at 07:14PM EST
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Can none be a choice?
I would really like it if none were a choice.

Jan 23, 2012 at 07:18PM EST
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I’d fuck the bacon, marry the hush puppies, and eat the baloney.

Survivor man
Bear grylls
the two guys from dual survival

Jan 23, 2012 at 07:28PM EST
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Fuck the two dudes from dual survival (MORE LIKE DP SURVIVAL)
Kill survivor man
Marry Bear Grylls, learn to cook with urine and take lots of golden showers

Apu, Moe, or Barney

Last edited Jan 23, 2012 at 07:53PM EST
Jan 23, 2012 at 07:52PM EST
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Fuck Barney cause neither of us should remember it.
Kill Apu for lulz
Marry Moe for unlimited alcohol.

Honey Badger, Giant Japanese Wasps, Slender Loris.

Last edited Jan 23, 2012 at 07:58PM EST
Jan 23, 2012 at 07:57PM EST
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Kalmo wrote:

Maybe we should just choose KYM members.

Olivia
Taryn
Philip

Fuck Olivia. Her thousands of penises would be ever so soothing.

Kill Taryn, obviously.

Marry Phil; for some reason, I think it could work out.

The shipping thread is gonna have a field day with this.

Jan 23, 2012 at 08:03PM EST
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Fridge Logic wrote:

Fuck Olivia. Her thousands of penises would be ever so soothing.

Kill Taryn, obviously.

Marry Phil; for some reason, I think it could work out.

The shipping thread is gonna have a field day with this.

No one possible thought of that till you said that…good god.

Jan 23, 2012 at 08:05PM EST
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Jeffrey Dahmer wrote:

kill wasps
fuck badger
marry slender

anus, dick, vagina

Kill the Anus, fuck the dick, marry the vagina.

Gamzee
Goku
T-Rex

Jan 23, 2012 at 08:11PM EST
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@just a guy: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU KILL GOKU?

anywyays, kill the old spice guy, fuck the most interesting man in the world, and marry leeroy jenkins

Chuck Norris
Eminem
Mr. T

Last edited Jan 23, 2012 at 08:18PM EST
Jan 23, 2012 at 08:18PM EST
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just a guy on the internet wrote:

kill goku
fuck t-rex
marry Gamzee

old spice guy
leeroy jenkins
the most interesting man in the world

Fuck the old spice guy
Marry the most interesting man in the world
kill leery jenkins

Gambit, puss in boots, hugh grant

Jan 23, 2012 at 08:20PM EST
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Kill Eminem
Fuck Mr. T (my buttocks… my poor buttocks)
Marry Chuck Norris

Now, consider the following;
Your Dick
Your Penis
Your Wang

Jan 23, 2012 at 08:21PM EST
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I would penis my fuck
Wang my kill
And dick my marry

Twinkies, Doritos, Pop-tarts.

Last edited Jan 23, 2012 at 08:24PM EST
Jan 23, 2012 at 08:23PM EST
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badsitrep wrote:

I would penis my fuck
Wang my kill
And dick my marry

Twinkies, Doritos, Pop-tarts.

fuck a Twinkie
marry a dorito
kill pop-tarts.
.
Kalmo
Witchybr0
and
me

Jan 23, 2012 at 08:43PM EST

Gamzee wrote:

fuck a Twinkie
marry a dorito
kill pop-tarts.
.
Kalmo
Witchybr0
and
me

I’d fuck you silly
Marry Kalmo
and chop of Witchybr0s body and just leave the dick. killing him in the process of course.

Last edited Jan 23, 2012 at 08:49PM EST
Jan 23, 2012 at 08:49PM EST
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@Gamzee

Marry Kalmo
Kill Witchy
Make sweet tender love to you

[edit]

Haha, Ninja’d by dac with the exact same response!


Link, Oprah Winfrey, Duke Nukem

Last edited Jan 23, 2012 at 08:51PM EST
Jan 23, 2012 at 08:50PM EST
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KYM:

Kill Spambot
Marry Natsuru
Fuck Gamzee

OP:
Fuck Ellen Degeneress {Then kill her}
Marry Martha Stewart {Keep her alive in the kitchen}
Kill Rosie O’Donnell {Then kill her again, just to be sure}

Random:

Fuck a giant fish
Marry Deborah
Kill my balls

Jan 23, 2012 at 08:59PM EST
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@Gamzee

Marry Kalmo
Kill Witchy
Make sweet tender love to you

[edit]

Haha, Ninja’d by dac with the exact same response!


Link, Oprah Winfrey, Duke Nukem

Perverted minds think alike!

I would marry oprah for the money
Fuck link because he kind of looks like keira knightley ( flat chested girl)
Kill Duke Nukem for that turd of a game that just came out, also so I can say I killed Duke Nukem
Kirby, Christian bale, your mom

Jan 23, 2012 at 08:59PM EST
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I’d marry Kirby, Kill Christian Bale, and Fuck your mom.

Karkat, John, Terezi

Edit: Also I feel very flattered that you two would like to marry me ;D <333

Last edited Jan 23, 2012 at 09:10PM EST
Jan 23, 2012 at 09:03PM EST
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People want to Marry Kalmo and kill me.
There is no image or collection of words* to express how much this pisses me off. The blood from the exposed sinews of my clenched fists streams down and sizzles on the remains of the glass and razor blades I ground my teeth on. My eyes have disintegrated from the complete evil of the words I have burned unto my mind, and only by reaching out with tendrils of fury can I detect the stench of you cretins and worms.

*I lied.

Jan 23, 2012 at 09:09PM EST
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

I would Fuck john, marry karkat, and kill terezi.
dont ask.

please explain.

also, bAcK oFf KaRkAt hE’s MoThErFuCkInG mInE.

Last edited Jan 23, 2012 at 09:14PM EST
Jan 23, 2012 at 09:13PM EST

Cale wrote:

People want to Marry Kalmo and kill me.
There is no image or collection of words* to express how much this pisses me off. The blood from the exposed sinews of my clenched fists streams down and sizzles on the remains of the glass and razor blades I ground my teeth on. My eyes have disintegrated from the complete evil of the words I have burned unto my mind, and only by reaching out with tendrils of fury can I detect the stench of you cretins and worms.

*I lied.

Fine, Fine. I’ll fuck you too before I cut off your body and just leave the dick. killing you in the process of course.

Jan 23, 2012 at 09:18PM EST
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David Tennant
Matt Smith
Benedict Cumberbatch

The first two are the 10th and 11th Doctors respectively, and the latter is Sherlock Holmes. Google them.

Jan 23, 2012 at 09:35PM EST
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Fuck the devil (it’d be hot! Badumtss!)
Marry the painter! (I’m drawn to him!)
Kill cthulhu (I dunno his eye drops good loot)
I didn’t suggest any so the next person does fridge logics and chooses new ones.

Last edited Jan 23, 2012 at 10:16PM EST
Jan 23, 2012 at 10:14PM EST

Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender wrote:

Fuck the devil (it’d be hot! Badumtss!)
Marry the painter! (I’m drawn to him!)
Kill cthulhu (I dunno his eye drops good loot)
I didn’t suggest any so the next person does fridge logics and chooses new ones.

ideas for the shipping thread are being made

Jan 23, 2012 at 10:25PM EST

Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

alright,
Cthulhu
the devil
the painter from castle crashers

Fuck the Cthulhu
Marry the painter, so I could have him paint me all kinds of bitches for me to fuck. and pinkie pie( not to fuck)
Kill the motherfucking devil

Jan 24, 2012 at 01:53AM EST
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Cthulhu
the devil
the painter from castle crashers

This is a tough one.

I’d kill the devil. No way around that one.
I’d fuck the painter so long as I get to be on top. That would probably be a less fatal experience than doing Cthulu
This leaves me with marrying Cthulu, but I’ll just sign up for a divorce

Okay, how about Yugi Moto, Seto Kaiba and Marik Ishtar?

Last edited Jan 24, 2012 at 02:01AM EST
Jan 24, 2012 at 02:01AM EST
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I’d fuck Seto
kill yogi Moto
and marry Marik

Ray-mundo, Stu pickles, and Fred flinstone

Jan 24, 2012 at 01:36PM EST
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I’m surprised you didn’t want to marry Seto, he’s rich you know. That would leave you with mounting Marik but at least he has looks.


Kill fred
Marry Stu
Bone Ray-Mundo


A sheep, Rick Perry, a blow-up love doll.

Jan 24, 2012 at 08:39PM EST
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Kill blow up doll.
Marry the sheep.
and fuck Rick Perry.
You didn’t expect that did you? (Besides I like to joke with people. :P)
Cyber demon, zombie boomer, and a head crab.

Last edited Jan 24, 2012 at 08:46PM EST
Jan 24, 2012 at 08:46PM EST
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Actually I put those options up specifically make someone marry a sheep. Although I expected you to kill Rick and sex up the doll.

Kill Boomer
Marry Cyber demon
Sexy time with head crab

And then BSoD was a zombie

[edit]

It happened again! While I was thinking of options, someone ninja’s me with my exact same answer!

To answer Douglas

Fuck John
Marry Ramsey
Kill the other guy


Sarah Kerrigan, The Swamp Monster, Bearsharktopus

Last edited Jan 24, 2012 at 08:55PM EST
Jan 24, 2012 at 08:54PM EST
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Id fuck Sarah
Marry Bearsharktopus
Kill the Swamp Monster

George Bush, George Bush senior, Bill Clinton

Jan 25, 2012 at 02:22AM EST
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Id fuck Sarah


Don’t forget the condoms. I hear Zerg infestation can be sexually transmitted


Sex up Clinton (I hear he’s good at that)
Marry Bush Sr.
Kill Bush Jr.


Starfox, Mario, Kirby

Jan 25, 2012 at 02:53AM EST
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Id fuck Sarah


Don’t forget the condoms. I hear Zerg infestation can be sexually transmitted


Sex up Clinton (I hear he’s good at that)
Marry Bush Sr.
Kill Bush Jr.


Starfox, Mario, Kirby

I would Fuck kirby big time
Marry starfox
and kill mario

Pinkie pie, Derek Zoolander, and Micheal Jordon

Jan 25, 2012 at 03:14AM EST
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Marry Pinkie Pie (think of the parties we would have together)
Kill Zoolander
Sexy up Jordon

Gee, why do I always end up shagging guys?


Gordon Frohman, John Freeman, Dr Hax

Jan 25, 2012 at 08:46AM EST
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Marry Pinkie Pie (think of the parties we would have together)
Kill Zoolander
Sexy up Jordon

Gee, why do I always end up shagging guys?


Gordon Frohman, John Freeman, Dr Hax

Kill John Freeman
Marry Doc Hax
Fuck Gordon Frohman
__________________________________________________________________________________
Now its your time

Callista Gingrich

Gamzee Makara
Jeff the Killer

I Gave you the best choice didn’t i?I am such a good person

Jan 25, 2012 at 10:07AM EST

F*** Gingrich
Marry Gamzee
Kill Jeff

How about…
Kip (from Napoleon Dynamite)
Clay Aiken
Squidward

Jan 28, 2012 at 12:54PM EST
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Kalmo wrote:

Maybe we should just choose KYM members.

Olivia
Taryn
Philip

Fuck Taryn
Kill Philip
Marry Olivia

Making the most logical choices

Jan 28, 2012 at 07:08PM EST
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Skeletor-sm

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